I would tell you to take better photos (better lighting, cleaner background, move camera away and zoom in) but since you get happy meals I think moronation is just your nature
Give a snappy response. Make them know their place. >Aren't you too old to play with toys? >>Be quiet or I'm not giving you your salary
I did it once. Seeing that moron's irritated reaction was satisfying.
IDIOT COWARD MODE: >drive-through >wait until 5:30 or so >buy 2 adult meals and a happy meal >say nothing
COWARD MODE: >order delivery >one adult, one happy meal >turn on Bluey at an absurd volume before answering the door
CHAD MODE: >ask what toys they have >tell them you just want to buy X toy (you don't have to get the whole Happy Meal) >also buy a delicious and affordable McChicken while you're there >try the Grimace Shake
I met people like you throughout my entire life, yeah I'm a pathetic little autistic loser who somehow is better off than a lot of people. It's easy to look your nose down at other people when you haven't had any problems. Posting here makes me happy. It's not much but I'm not a person on drugs. I've met so many people over the years and told me a pathetic losers, to spend most of their days at the bottom of a bottle, or doing drugs, maybe I spend my money on a happy meals and toys and stupid stuff and then go to school and barely pass simple classes and maybe I am not that smart but I'm smart enough, to get up and manage somewhat of a life.
OH MY GOD, IT'S CLOD! HOLY SHIT!
I think you mean OH MY CLOD!!!!!!!!
Yeahs
>not Ember
meh, not hot glue worthy.
I hate his fricking nose, fricking doofy ass Jose and Disney is shilling this frickfave
These are the two I have so far
So OP do you have other toys?
Yes
Sorry my desk is kind of a mess right now, the kind of big for McDonald's toys
>congratulations
Did you buy that for yourself
I go McDonald's every once in a while, and I asked him what toy they have and that's what they had I thought it was cute
I meant the mug
My mother bought it for me
>Aggretsuko
A man of fine taste.
why are you eating happy meals.
get some taste homosexual
Why you hating on Happy meals
Happy meals are the only kids meal that doesn't completely cheap out. plastic shit wins over basic mazes on your baggy.
You should hold onto that, it'll appreciate tenfold.
OH MY CLOD YOU LUCKY BASTARD
It's just cute man
I remember getting happy meals when I was 6 and I wanted to get lightning mqueen but I ended up with like 4 fricking doc hudsons
You couldve just asked the cashier for a diferent toy or to trade one you had, theyre not paid enough to give a shit
when I was 6 i just figured it was a scam where they make the cool one super rare so you buy more
I tried that once and the cashier got mad and said I had to take what I got
Please tell me you only buy them for the toys and you don't actually eat that crap.
You could do alot worse with mcdonalds than 4 nuggets and apple slices.
I like the nuggets,the sweet and sour sauce
I would tell you to take better photos (better lighting, cleaner background, move camera away and zoom in) but since you get happy meals I think moronation is just your nature
Woah look out my #clodballs looks like someone’s having #dinnerwithclod tonight!
How can I go for happy meals without getting weird looks? I always say "it's for my son" but I think they cashier is starting to suspect.
I go in I asked him what toy they have in their Happy meal and if I like it I buy it
adding statements just raises suspisions. Just ask for a happy meal like a chad.
Give a snappy response. Make them know their place.
>Aren't you too old to play with toys?
>>Be quiet or I'm not giving you your salary
I did it once. Seeing that moron's irritated reaction was satisfying.
IDIOT COWARD MODE:
>drive-through
>wait until 5:30 or so
>buy 2 adult meals and a happy meal
>say nothing
COWARD MODE:
>order delivery
>one adult, one happy meal
>turn on Bluey at an absurd volume before answering the door
CHAD MODE:
>ask what toys they have
>tell them you just want to buy X toy (you don't have to get the whole Happy Meal)
>also buy a delicious and affordable McChicken while you're there
>try the Grimace Shake
Is it true the Grimace shake was originally a pride month shake that McDonald's changed at the last minute after seeing Bud Light sales crater?
This is just pathetic.
I met people like you throughout my entire life, yeah I'm a pathetic little autistic loser who somehow is better off than a lot of people. It's easy to look your nose down at other people when you haven't had any problems. Posting here makes me happy. It's not much but I'm not a person on drugs. I've met so many people over the years and told me a pathetic losers, to spend most of their days at the bottom of a bottle, or doing drugs, maybe I spend my money on a happy meals and toys and stupid stuff and then go to school and barely pass simple classes and maybe I am not that smart but I'm smart enough, to get up and manage somewhat of a life.