>looks are everything in Hollywood
Then how do bald actors survive in Hollywood?
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>looks are everything in Hollywood
>looks are everything in Hollywood
Then how do bald actors survive in Hollywood?
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they're great character actors who can actually act and have a screen presence.
Because some characters are bald, dumbfrick. Ever heard of George Costanza?
Baldness is a sign of high testosterone. You'll note women have lots of hair and are considered feminine. Therefore less hair makes you more masculine. Women craven this.
Now that's some premium coping.
Woody is high all the time and people just want to be around him
They play the funny weirdo side characters while the actual stars do the hero parts
you've opened my eyes
There's an extremely narrow niche in film and TV where a bald man is needed. Usually he's evil, violent, or unhinged and intimidating in a bad way. These three are some of the very rare breed of bald men that get to fill that niche.
Only meathead lead actors are action stars like litty and Statham
those three are all cloned from the same organism
Because they weren't always bald idiot
cause none of these guys were ever leading man material.
Vin Diesel
The Rock
both are utterly shit leading men. rock has zero charisma and diesel's best roles have been voicing near non vocal morons.
isn't even bald.
Pretty bald for me.
Rock would get the hypest pops from a live crowd monday after monday just by rising the People's eyebrow. Any thespian would KILL for that charisma.
loved ed harris in the rock but he wasnt the lead
Ed and Woody are both leading men.
not really. not in the past two decades.
Yeah well Ed is 80. They both led in their youth, had good runs. Woody can be both funny and serious and Ed is great in everything, they are just talented actors. Young Ed was more attractive than everyone ITT as well. Woody was always kind of weird looking but he took the right jobs.
Woody had a big blonde head full of hair in Cheers
True Detective, Westworld.
Ed never had a leading role apart from the abyss and that pollock movie
Bruce Willis
Jason Statham
You still need old and ugly actors to portray old and ugly characters
Looks fade and you stop getting hired. How do? They have SKILLZ youth + looks can't substitute. Whiplash with hair, imagine?
none of those actors relied on looks, thats more of an issue for actresses or twink actors who solely rely on looks.
Notice how they still keep hair on the sides of their heads? Craig T Nelson and Charles Dance do it too. Clean shaven too. That can look quite good.
The problem is lots of baldies shave their heads and grow a beard. Which looks copey.
>copey
kek, yea thats usually like a MRA uniform
Depends on the shape of your head frankly.
why is bald on top but hair on the sides the kino hairstyle?
Because men not giving a frick has always had a weirdly paradoxically positive effect on how women perceive them sexually. Preening over looks really is a feminine trait and it turns women off.
I always called this "the uncle hair" even though both of my uncles were completely bald
because balding is a natural part of aging in men who aren't twinks on HRT
it's part of being a man. the homosexuals who've never had a gf and still live with their parents on here that cry when they start losing hair wouldn't understand. they're always the first to sign up for hair plugs, hair pieces, brocolli cuts, or whatever else gays do these days
>t. balding virgin
triggered baldcel detected
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your broccoli cut doesn't fool anyone or hide your fivehead homosexual. keep sucking dick
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that was way too late. must have gotten banned and had to reset your modem after your troony thread got deleted lmao
I don't run on colored people time like you do
50% of men won't go noticeably bald. its a defect more than anything.
you don't know a lot of old people do you?
i see old dudes with pretty decent heads of hair all the time. most everyone's hair gets thin with old age but plenty of guys keep a decent amount of hair.
it's more rare to not lose your hair as you age. 2/3rds of men age 60 or older are bald or balding
Don't let zoomzoom know about the stats. Go check your hairline right now; it's already started.
i'm 31 with zero signs of balding. skill issue.
lol, do you really believe this?
Don't immediately have a nice day once your hair starts falling out, it's gonna be alright kid.
it's gonna be really funny when zoomers start balding. They're gonna look like Larry from the Three Stooges.
Everyone in my family got an extra whack from the Norwood stick, but my brother looks like Nico Bellic while I look like a leukemia victim due to babyface.
It's not fair brehs
looks are everything if you want to play a main romantic interest, beyond that it doesn't matter, men have more leeway than women,
If baldness isn’t attractive, then why did evolution select for 80% of all men losing their hair?
evolution is moronic and as long as it just werks it doesn't need to go away. balding never hindered a man being able to get laid so the genetics live on. like small pp genetics. else we'd all never go bald and have 10" horse dicks.
left and right are extremely attractive
They're attractive because they're rich and famous.
Hair is for women and effeminate gays. A bald head is a sign of masculinity. If you are a man and you care about your hairstyle you should probably kys.
sometimes bald dudes are the biggest chads
>Simmons was already bald and wore a hairpiece in Raimi's Spider-Man
>Peter Parker asks J. Jonah Jameson if he trusts anybody
>Jameson says maybe his barber
I kekked
You can just put hair on them, it's not a big deal. IF anything it makes them more versatile.
based knower
it would also make people less likely to recognize you irl if you're actually bald
It's called charisma
no one likes this actors on movies
good morning sir!
name recognition