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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stronk woman with a sidecut

    It actually makes sense that a toy would be a copy of every other stronk woman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stonk woman with a sidecut
      lame
      >stonk woman with a sidecut who is EVIL
      KING SHTI

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who is EVIL
        Clearly looks like they used to frick

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the original Small Soldiers had the human commandos as the villains and the Gorgonites as the heroes, would that morality still carry through with this fan short (the human commandos being violent and evil, and the Necronites being peace-loving and good), or will it be played around a bit?

          The leader of the Necronites does seem to be a bit more honorable and noble, since he seems more interested in escaping with his people than fighting, and he seemed sad when the commando woman shot at him. There was also the shotgun-arm Necronite who was ready to shoot at the commando woman, but backed down when his leader told him to.

          The back of the necronites leader's box already gives up that he is the resurrected brother of the commando woman and wants peace but the commandos are bloodthirsty c**ts and will only accept necronite annihilation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good. There shall be no mercy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats rarely enough reason for Cinemaphile to not think they frick

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everybody so upset over this? It's a fricking tech demo. Nobody who made this is affiliated with DreamWorks/Universal (owners of the Small Soldiers IP).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the concept was "stolen" from another game called Hypercharge or some shit.
      Even then why make this a video game and not just a movie?

      Imagine if someone did this shit with Gremlins. Goes to heavy effort to match the puppet look but decides to just use it for a video game trailer that will DEFINIETLY not look the same.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Army men was a game on the PS1 and there were many on PS2
        pretty sure Hypercharge was also based on that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s upset?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one is upset. Anon is a very sad and disturbed individual who always talks about "them" or "they". Just ignore him dear. Just ignore him. He'll move on and complain about other things in a minute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not upset at all, it actually makes me want to revisit a movie I watched a ton as a kid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a game studio so it'll be a game not a movie btw.

      it looks kino. most comments are people saying how nostalgic it looks and loving the new designs.

      I mean, I'm probably one of the 7 people who think Small Soldiers was cool, so I'm down for more.
      especially if it goes in with this attitude

      based small soldiers enjoyer

      Toys actually look cool

      the smirking guy with the machine gun and main chick look amazing. true. I like the animation as well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the smirking guy with the machine gun
        I mean that's clearly Tychus from Starcraft

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how many of the commandos are old commandos turned cyborg weapon platforms.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I noticed the ones looking like Nick Nitro and Brick Bazooka. Ray Herself looks an awful lot like Chip of course.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The face of the one with the twin guns also looks a lot like Link Static.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Her too.

              From random screenshots I thought it was some Overwatch thing.

              I'd say it will be an OW clone but fingers crossed it has single player content.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you shilling this?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s the deal with trademark chasing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So what’s the deal with trademark chasing?
      Kevin Comadran is the son of a convicted criminal, Antonio Comadran, who siphoned over 12 million euros to fictitious companies in a complex web and helped his boss steal over 700 million euros away from their clients at a firm they work at.

      Kevin began his crusade with imagineer. He immediately trademarked medabots in Europe after the trademark lapses by a couple of days to impersonate the series and claim he made + owns medabots. Imagineer took wind of this and Kevin filed the EU to take down medabots renewal. Imagineer and Kevin battled it off and Kevin sent a PR statement to all websites like PRnewswire and others stating he won the case but he didn’t. The lawsuit is ongoing in the USA, Europe, and Japan simultaneously and his trademark is pending to get cancelled. The Medabots impersonation is an NFT crypto scam that not only steals the copyrights and designs of characters but also terms such as medabattle. He paraded the thing in Indonesia, Dubai, and Miami. He teamed up with Fadi Kalil, who was arrested for fraud during the promotion of this nft shit in the Netherlands but then fled to Dubai. Another was Jonathan DeLucia and two Hispanic brothers whose name I forgot from Miami; along with tons of other crypto scammers. The game wasn’t gaining traction so he leveraged his connections with GEM limited, which is a supposed investment firm that helps nft and crypto companies with tons of cash. In reality, they’re a company on paper only & leverage their connections with crypto sites to announce intentions to pump millions into other companies but don’t, hoping to pump the crypto value of said partner.

      Some people who fell for the NFT scam got rug pulled, you can’t buy coins anymore. The Pakistani team who made the game got fired without pay & he hired artists from Spain to take over.

      All while this failure was happening, he filed a trademark for Mega Babies (owned by fox) & did the same.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His sister and her husband is in on it too by promoting and doing damage control, among other spanish employees and a huge network of Latino+Indian shill/sock puppet accounts that try to promote the shit he does

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His sister and her husband is in on it too by promoting and doing damage control, among other spanish employees and a huge network of Latino+Indian shill/sock puppet accounts that try to promote the shit he does

        Oh and he did the same with Biker Mice from Mars and now Small Soldiers. His shills are claiming that he owns all of these properties, and that this is an official entry in the franchise. Yes I’m completely serious.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neat.
    I'd watch it

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lewds when?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    some shitty movie from decades ago everyone forgot about really inspired someone to make this...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb part is the way they display it in the vid is that most of the gun play will be straight forward NERF/pretend gunblast shit.
    Where the movie didn't hold back by saying the fricking toys were arming themselves with nails, steak knives, lawn mowers, aerosol cans with barebcue lighters attached to launch gasoline coated tennisballs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the chainsaw skateboard. Mist people don't give the movie enough credit, it was M3gan before M3gan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey kid, do you like nine inch nails?!

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, I'm probably one of the 7 people who think Small Soldiers was cool, so I'm down for more.
    especially if it goes in with this attitude

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah man you aren’t the only one, the film is such an underrated gem

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good animation, good cinematography. Don't know or care about the franchise it's based on, so there wasn't much to latch onto thoughj.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since you and likely a chunk of Cinemaphile are underaged twats, I’ll fill you in
      >Toy company is bought by a billionaire who made his fortune through military contracts and computers
      >Toy company is looking to sell a new line of product. Two ideas are approved and merged under the same line, basically GI Joes vs peaceful monster men
      >Billionaire is sick of toy ads lying to kids, and wants to deliver on toys doing/saying cool shit. Leaves telling them to make it happen, doesn’t care how, and gives them the money to do it.
      >Suit from toy company trying to kiss ass and move up in the new merger trying to appease rich CEO decides it’s a smart idea to use military tech/AI now at his disposal
      >Toys believe they are what it says on packaging/character bios, and are self aware
      >GI Joe figures want to destroy peaceful monster men figures at any cost, and view normal people as obstructions/the enemy as well
      >GI Joe toys start building weapons out of anything they can to compensate for their height

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      toys become sentient from a microchip thing and start attacking people, thats basically the plot.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toys actually look cool

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she super sci fi and not like a gi joe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It seems to be a different toy line so instead of Army now they are Space Marines

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will only care about this if my boy Neversoft is in it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

      >the smirking guy with the machine gun
      I mean that's clearly Tychus from Starcraft

      giving me chip vibes. did anyone else have this toy as a kid??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, i had all the gorgonite toys. Looking back that was really my spoiled phase. I remember

        I will only care about this if my boy Neversoft is in it.

        Particularly expensive because you had to buy the tank, also no three legs since he was an attachment you put onto the tank.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny enough I'm bought the burger King toy of him recently on eBay (still waiting for it to arrive). Did he never get a good plastic toy? All I saw were the Burger King toys and that tank one which like you said isn't even a full figure.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the original Small Soldiers had the human commandos as the villains and the Gorgonites as the heroes, would that morality still carry through with this fan short (the human commandos being violent and evil, and the Necronites being peace-loving and good), or will it be played around a bit?

    The leader of the Necronites does seem to be a bit more honorable and noble, since he seems more interested in escaping with his people than fighting, and he seemed sad when the commando woman shot at him. There was also the shotgun-arm Necronite who was ready to shoot at the commando woman, but backed down when his leader told him to.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    From random screenshots I thought it was some Overwatch thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her too.

      [...]
      I'd say it will be an OW clone but fingers crossed it has single player content.

      Another anon said it in the last thread and I’ll bet he’s right
      It’ll be some shitty NFT crap

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well there goes my small amount of enthusiasm. Plus now hearing about the guy behind this? Frick. I had some hope for a minute. Oh well. Got to talk about Small Soldiers for a bit.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white man BAD
    >military BAD
    >~~*natives*~~ GOOD
    >freaks GOOD

    yet another one of my childhood favourites RUINED by woke sjw esg crt hrt blackrock soros leftist corporations

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get better bait.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she gets mindbroken and corrected by Gorgonite wiener.
    >You mean Necr-
    No. Frick that. Bring my boys back!

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no awesome hoorah military bravado filled with high test
    >no actual commando actions like recon and infiltration
    >no patriotic military music
    frick off, looks like some dyke gay shit.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trailer for a video game spinoff of a live action movie
    comics and cartoons?

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