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How did Josh Hartnett climb out of the hole?
Oppenheimer
Wasn’t Nolan the one that tanked his career because he refused the role of Batman? Maybe he’s trying to make amends now.
What kind of moron refuses the role of Batman? Glad Bale took it tho
What? He made TDKR for the studio even though he didn't want to go forward without Ledger. He always plays ball for the studio.
Nolan wanted Harnett for the role of Batman, Harnett refused which made Nolan mad. The rumor was the because of this, Harnett was blacklisted.
And the most recent season of Black Mirror. Our boy is back.
He was never in one. He's simply extremely choosy about what roles he does. He did an interview where he explained he didn't want to become too "hollywood" and distances himself intentionally
I'm guessing something like a non said
Only instead it'll be like a Dexter thing where Hartnett is training her to take over the serial killing family business.
He wasn't in anything for almost 20 years.
The last thing I remember seeing him in was 30 Days of Night
i saw him in penny dreadful and kill all the brutes
He was gonna be Batman, but didn't want to become that level of famous, so they went with Christian Bale. I wonder what he seen or heard about that made him frick off. Lucky Number Slevin is underrated
If an actor has a non-celebrity wife and 3+ kids, does few if any interviews, doesn't tweet, stays out of politics, etc., then he's a crypto-conservative. See also: Chris Pratt, James van der Beek
>Chris Pratt
>James van der Beek
I see where you're coming from, but who gives a frick about Dawson in this day and age? Also Chris Pratt is in a lot of interviews. He's Christian and whatever, but I don't think he follows that rule. Otherwise, I have no idea about Josh Hartnett, but it's good to not know much about him. Taylor Swift had her entire library bought by Soros and immediately wouldn't shut the frick up about politics and was everywhere. If Josh Hartnett was suddenly in every tabloid article online and suddenly had a bunch of roles coming up, you could tell he's sold his soul somewhere. I'm glad I don't know shit about his politics honestly.
He lives in the UK so no hes not conservative.
This sounds like cope to me. This is a B project he's in, not an A-list project.
He married and has like five kids and lives in England
The hole is lie. He simply chose not be in stuff to spend more time with his family. The guy was Nolan's first choice for Batman.
he earned a frickton of money in the first years of his career, didnt like the 'teenage heartrob' spotlight and typecasting and decided to frick off into midwestern america, raise a family and just did small indie movies.
Dude just won at life.
Because he's beautiful
He still looks great
He's in M. Knight's new movie; that's 100% still in the hole bro.
>what's the best way to advertise my daughter's music career?
>oh yeah a movie about a creepy serial killer attending her concert
bravo shyamalan
True but I'm still gonna watch it for Josh Harnett
Gay sex with Josh Hartnett
m night shamalamakino
One of the few directors left where I will actively avoid watching any trailers or promo stuff and just buy tickets to the opening night show. The man delivers poo thriller kino every time.
why would you watch any trailers or promo stuff
>Poo
Um sweaty... Your betters in Tel Aviv handed that poojeet an American passport.
Anyone can be an American, America is a crack prostitute with no name.
If anyone can be from one place then that place has no meaning, no identity, worthless.
>If anyone can be from one place then that place has no meaning, no identity, worthless.
So every single country ever, you literal pooskin?
frickin a hartnett is back baby
i mean it does look fun
so...did they reveal the twist in the trailer or is there another ?
>twist
It's basically the premise of the movie, maybe there's no twist unless
>daughter was the serial killer all along
The twist is probably that he's hunting the serial killer too. Notice he's a single dad? The killer probably killed his wife. It might be he's racing against time to find and kill him before the feds take away his chance at revenge by apprehending the guy
So we ignore the part where he has a dude kept prisoner in his basement?
you assume he had the person locked in his basement
Who says that's his basement and not the killers? Could also just be a fed he's holding who he kidnapped for info on the killer, which is how he knew he would be at the concert
Never assume its what is is with Shamalamadingdong
Could be interrogating him because he is connected to the killer.
that's also Mr Brooks
Looks great
what's this hairstyle called
>we have haircuts at home
The Tuna
Just frick my shit up!
the faculty
russian conscript
Doesnt matter it looks good on him because hes hot you ugos cant pull this off
The Josh
Oh goy!
More WHITE MEN BAD zogslop!
I can't wait to consoooooooooom!
Are we going to pretend famous serial killers aren't mostly white?
Are we going to pretend that, per capita, most serial killers are not White?
>make the main character a Black person with his half Black person kid
>WOOOOW
There's no winning with you homosexuals.
I can only imagine your moaning if this would actually star a black man. Morons like you will complain no matter what,
>Trap
Is Hunter Schafer in this one too?
It doesn't look like she is in the cast.
>method acted for this role
seriously bros how did he do it?
At the expense of his health and sanity, why he wasnt in anything much ever since. Method acting for that role nearly killed him and drove him half insane. He made a sacrifice no man could even imagine enduring let alone going through with, but he did it for the movie. Some say hes a small time nobody actor, but i think he proved his worth in that role, no one else could have done it.
Good morning Saars Mr. M Night is brilliance I wish white daughter mind
M NIGHT SHAMALAMA DING DONG
Holy shit that looks fricking kino.
Honestly looks like Shyamalan's best since Split based off of that trailer.
>his daughter also have another movie coming out call the watcher
kino
Indians are legit the most nepotistic race. Who makes a whole move as a commercial or your daughter's failing music career? She's never gonna be the next Taylor swift. Tell her to get a real job like a bank teller or some shit.
its pretty brazen, but ai is going to put this film business crap out of commission forever
>trap
Sounds gay.
Imagine if you went into this cold and how kino it would be. Frick trailers.
This is Shyamalan you idiot this is clearly not the real twist.
This homie played a gay werewolf in Penny Dreadful, which was kino up until that point iirc. Fricking gay homie shit I can't see him as anything else now.
I remember the werewolf, but the gay?
His character wasn't gay.
The dad is the killer
>GUYS GUYS I KNOW THE TWIST BECAUSE I READ IT LAST WEEK!
The trailer shows it, homosexual. Keep up, autismo.
Josh Hartnett is a good looking man
Gay
Josh Hartnett is relentlessly handsome.
>looks cool
>will probably be shit
this tweest is getting formulaic for my man mknight
The guy chained up is the actual killer (called The Butcher), the Dad hunted him down after he killed his wife, and the killer had the tickets for this concert on him when the Dad caught him so he decided to take his daughter before he kills The Butcher.
There, I just saved you from having to watch this trash.
This is why Shymalan will never make anything substantial ever again. Dimwits boil down his movies to "what is le twist?", which sadly is all they give a shit about and in turn deny themselves the feeling of suspense and discovery.
le twist is m. night shyamalan's signature
right. the twist is the suspense along the way
Who's gonna make a movie about that black serial killer who was a truck driver and managed to get the all time high score? I'm surprised that producers aren't jumping at the chance.
how did some black guy selling t-shirts know the whole plan
He heard from his superiors that held a meeting with all of the employees so they know what's going on. THINK moron!! THIIINKK!!!! Ever had a job before?
so everyone there knows that super secret plan?
what a fricking stupid premise. if they knew who the killer was they would just go to his address. why would josh hartnett even be scared
He didn't leave hollywood abruptly because he was disgusted at the culture ....... he left because he was about to be outed as a paedophile
he's trying too hard to relate/reach a younger demographic
>these seats SLAP!
Good on Josh stuck close to his christian morals
ENDING SCENE LEAKED
>hooded figure slowly rises from concert
>it's bruce willis from unbreakable
>"where...am i?"
JOSH BROS IN THE HOOOOOOUSE TONIGHT
holy shit film looks so much better than digitalslop
he's literally me
Is there continuity to his films? Like is the Others or whatever a part of Unbreakable
Frick I meant the Village, not the Others. The Others is kino tho.
Didn't this happen in real life except with an Islamic terrorist? Of course they changed him to being white.
Looks kind of good. I missed J Hart and will watch Black Dahlia tonight.