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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think a couple films is 'taking on' Disney.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney is dead, Nintendo is taking on a corpse and they've already won.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being 30+ and caring about nintendo products at all lmao. Definitely the most pathetic subculture of stunted middle aged manchildren

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if only you knew how bad it is, their audience these days is mostly women

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find it hard to believe. Women dont care about video game companies, they only care about attention

    • 10 months ago
      The piss bottle fumes are starting to have an effect on you.

      Tell us more about yourself you glowing story of triumph and success.

      Still taking time out of your busy day to post on a television forum.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Posting on Cinemaphile is fine. Being a moronic tendie manchild is not

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re not above anyone here is the point queer

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Being a moronic tendie manchild is not

            Successful well adjusted adults use this language. 🙂

            Cry some more

            • 10 months ago
              adultandgeriatricautism.com/post/collections-and-hoarding-in-autism

              Fun picture, do you collect them? 🙂

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep replying to my every post. You're definitely not upset that I shit on 35 year old nintendo fans

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here you can have the last word so you can feel like you won your daily online battle. Settle those cortisone levels, no need for flight. 🙂

        • 10 months ago
          The piss bottle fumes are starting to have an effect on you.

          >Being a moronic tendie manchild is not

          Successful well adjusted adults use this language. 🙂

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bang bang wahoo!

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when 4chin weabcels lost their shit over Chris Pratt casting and said the movie would flop? KEK

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And if the movie did flop they would've done the whole "told ya so" bullshit. But once it's an undeniable massive success there isn't a peep from anyone, including the soi chuds who whined about le girl boss peach

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's destined to flop. Nobody cares enough about Daisy and Rosalina to watch a movie about them aside from basedmen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I care about Daisy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I care about Rosalina.

        Case in point.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not in a court room schizo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I care about Rosalina.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they do this and use Peach first? I guess because she is the most well known so it helps kick it off? Inb4 they're exactly like Peach and they pull an Adventure Time.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    True and based. The white man wins again, as usual.

    >inb4 "HURR, Italians aren't white! XD"

    Mario has blue eyes, therefore he's white. PERIOD. Frick off. lol

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do they have? The other princesses and Zelda.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *mario princesses

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boundingintocomics

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    White women belong to Italian wiener

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give me a fun Metroid sci-fi adventure series where Samus goes to planets, hunts down new creatures, discovers its weaknesses, and kills them with some B-plot arc in the background to set up Mother Brain and Ridley and shit.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh? I thought there was Daisy and Peach, and that wasn't even separate people.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way Mario princesses could carry a film on their own.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only mario movie that matters is already released

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately not a bad idea. When Nintendo started sterilizing the Mario brand for the New Super Mario games, little kids started eating it up. Mario mania is pretty huge again, like it was in the late '80s and early '90s, but the difference now is that it is definitely geared towards younger kids in terms of merchandise. My daughter and her friends know all the Mario princesses and love to pretend to be them, so there's definitely a path forward there. And the explosion of content on YouTube geared towards morons kids who just watch iPads all day has 100% shifted hard towards doing Mario themed stuff. I couldn't tell you how many times I've had to sift through "Mario growing up" or "Princess Peach plays with rainbow slime" videos just to find something my kid wants to watch.

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