Looks shitty and semi-woke yet a step in the right direction for Disney.

Looks shitty and semi-woke yet a step in the right direction for Disney. Perhaps a sign they're going back to the magic of imagination and wholesome, heartwarming family-friendly fun????? :

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >semi-woke
    explain how

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it has black people, anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >set in Spain
        >everyone is brown
        >dreads/cornrows

        It's not that she's black. It's that she looks like a race swapped tangled, rather than aunique character design like Princess Tiana. Princess and the Frog is just as magical as classic Disney.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's that she looks like a race swapped tangled
          They're likely using a variation of that cg rig like they did in Frozen.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly! I didn't like Tangled, and I hated Frozen. Since this movie is going to be a Tangled/Frozen remake, I'm not interested. It even has the same awkward and cringe sense of "humor" that's not even funny. I am glad Disney is finally doing something other than crappy live action remakes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >set in Spain
      >everyone is brown
      >dreads/cornrows

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. It's not everyone
        2. Spain had blacks/moors
        3. It's a fantasy version of Spain anyway
        Imagine how sad your life is to be upset about brown people in a movie

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Moors were Arab converts. I don't understand why everyone acts like they were black

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't understand why everyone acts like they were black

            Political convenience. Remember that whole bit where the British royalty was pushing that Queen Charlotte was black, acting like some dumbass Americans trying to claim some Native American ancestry?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's one of the strangest parts of studying Spanish history for a dumb burger like me lol
            >last king of Granada
            >he was blonde haired
            >he was blue eyed
            >didn't speak a word of Arabic, needed translators for some basic Islamic stuff
            It was really a moment that opened my eyes to how propagandized history is here.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Learning that everything I learned in history growing up in the US public education system was a total lie, I'm not at all surprised.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and Aroura didn't have her hair properly tied back for a woman in her time period either.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like the average European unironically

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>set in Spain
        is brown
        piel oliva

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes and character design are cringe. The whole movie looks like a low effort race swapped Tangled remake with a white man as her villain and modern non-funny humor. People are saying it also has an anti-God message, but idk about that.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm getting some Mandella Effect or some shit because I do not remember her looking that black in the early teasers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even in the teaser from 5 months ago she has the micro-braids and the freckles and shit. I could've sworn she had regular hair.

        Seriously, I feel like I'm getting gaslit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's because you are! The exact same thing happened with the Barbie movie. They're all going to lie about the woke garbage in their movies from now on and deceive audiences into thinking their movies are not going to have political propaganda and agendas pushed unto everyone all the time. The Disney CEO admitted to this: more covert and subtle messaging rather than obvious messaging

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick is political about a character having braids

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Read

              [...]
              It's not that she's black. It's that she looks like a race swapped tangled, rather than aunique character design like Princess Tiana. Princess and the Frog is just as magical as classic Disney.

              >It's not that she's black. It's that she looks like a race swapped tangled, rather than a unique character design like Princess Tiana. Princess and the Frog is just as magical as classic Disney.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >handsome king
    Ah, but having pretty princesses is oppressive and patriarchal, what a load of crap

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world just looks very uninteresting

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this gonna be the new panic attack?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kid is going to want merch of that??

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would have killed for a "random chubby woman with a limp" action figure as a kid.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crying woke
    and your opinion is worthless

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