>Lord Corlys, what say you on the matter of the conflict in the stepstones?

>Lord Corlys, what say you on the matter of the conflict in the stepstones?
>I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all
>And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all
>And I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all
>And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all
>I'm piggety black black
>And black black and blackety black yo
>Because I'm black and I'm back
>Yo I'm black and then black y'all and I'm blackety black and
>I'm black y'all and I'm black y'all and I'm black y'all
>And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all and
>I'm piggety black black black blackety black black black black black black black y'all
>And I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all
>And I'm blackety black cause I'm black
I thought this scene was a little on the nose

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't recall him saying that but he probably said that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he said that.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What were the tax policy implications here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't have taxes until The Dance Of The Dragons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they did, Jaehaerys used them to fund all the roads he built and to discourage lords from building giant castles.
        Imagine filling out a captcha just to post moronic bullshit?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Janny didn't send him a free Cinemaphile pass as a reward for shitposting
          Wow. Seriously? In 2024? Hot damn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well they did levy a new tax on wool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      does corlys like someone who would pay his taxes? be honest

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Corlys looks like he's got a lot of unpaid child support checks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does have, at least, two bastards he pays zero attention to until his wife dies.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was actually the “voice of reason” guy trying to alert them to the dangers of the triarchy. casting was moronic but character was played pretty straight.
    he just got laughed at and dunked on in the council meetings. was one of the funnier parts of the season lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair the triarchy/Stepstones and three sisters wars are GRRM's plot device to magic up an outside enemy out of the blue. It's unconscionable that these areas haven't been permanently conquered by 100AC.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Black Velaryons makes 0 sense. Aegon the conqueror was half Velaryon. Aenys and Aegon III had Velaryon wives. Rhaenys was part Velaryon on both sides.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that you're getting Mexican Aegon and his sisters are going to be black and Chinese respectively

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why the sword is called Dark Sister. It's the named for the sister that is black

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why wasn't Jaehaerys a blackamoor in HotD?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a series with fire-breathing dragons, things don't have to make sense you chud

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            low quality bait post

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let's replace Wakandans with Chinese people.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vitiligo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that you're getting Mexican Aegon and his sisters are going to be black and Chinese respectively

      Also Duncan the Tall is now Duncan the Black

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember seeing that the casting call for dunc for the show was open for any race so yeah could be black or brown

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Open to all races" just means black now. Blacks are the sacred cows of western civilization.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >could be black or brown
          Nope. Black. It’s always black.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NAAAW, HOMIE, YOU BE FRICKIN' WIF DA LAW AND DA TRADI'SHUN FO YO b***h ASS KID
    AND YA TRYNA TELL ME HOW TA RUN DA VELARYON BI'NESS?
    0000H HELLZ NAW. YOU BE TRIPPIN'.
    >Viserys: "Trippin?" Do not forget yourself, Vaemond.
    THAT!!! AIN'T NO VELARYON AND FO' SHO NO DAMN NEPHEW O MINE
    >Rhaenyra: Go to your chambers, you have said enough.
    >Viserys: Lucy is my true-born genderfluid grandson. And you... no more than a hoodrat of Driftmark.
    YO STINKER LEPER b***h MOLDY ASS MAY ROT YO HOUSE, BUT FO'SHO IT AIN'T GONNA ROT MINE.
    WE WUZ KANGZ IN VALYRIA! AND WE BE RUNNING DA STREETS NOW.
    AND MAY MY HOLY MOMMA WIF DA SEVEN FORGIVE ME
    IT WILL NOT END CUZ' O THIS WEAK KNEES, THONG WEARING. BUSSY DRIPPIN. FAKE ASS NIG-
    >Daemon: Say it.
    [...]
    THEM KIDS.
    IZ CRAAAAAAAAAAACKAAAAAS!!!
    AND SHE..
    BE.
    *smacks lips*
    ... A HOE.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Cinemaphile got mad when she cucked her black husband with a White chad and then another White chad and then had a black man executed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, we got mad when she didn't frick her nuncle and then turned in to an ugly old butch hag after the timeskip

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was a minority of coomers. Most people were mad that she wasn't a "trad wife" who fricked her black husband.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Find me the posts in the archive you cuck fantasy homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            GreenBlack folk were mad that she had BASTARDS instead of breeding with her black husband. Just look up "Rhaenyra" and "bastards" to see thousands of posts mad that Rhaenyra's kids aren't little niglets like Daemons mutt spawn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She FRICKED Daemon in a pleasure house and made me jealous.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't frick him. He just fingered her and then ran away.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white hair dreadlocks
    OH NO NO NO NO

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly surprised they didn't make the Celtigars albino Chinese homies

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I expected to be annoyed by this character as typical ESG casting, but he was actually one of the better actors/characters on the show. His wife was a pretty shit character though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, the conditioning worked on you. Next thing you know you'll be slapping your black son in law on the back going "well at least he's never been arrested".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh not really. I hate the entire ESG philosophy and I think most shows suffer because of it, but in this case I thought he was a decent actor/character.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a naive little gay b***h and exactly why ESG/DEI works in the first place. You give them an inch, they take a mile.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HER CHILDREN… ARE ICE DWEELLLLEERRSSS!!!!

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have left this scene in the show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can still do a version of it when Rhaenyra takes King's landing and holds Alicent hostage there.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would compel you to continue watching game of thrones after a shaky season 1 followed by several years of downhill plunge? the whole wide world of media and hobbies and endless prior precendent to inform yourself but you still actively choose this? why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      speaking as a bookgay, past season 5-6 it was 100% to see if i could get some hints as to where the books were going.

      tho to be fair, it did still have the occasional kino moment
      battle of the bastards was pretty kino
      the whole hodor bit, too
      dany ambushing the lannisters after highgarden
      even s08e02 with the whole comfy brienne being knighted bit

      but yes the ending sucked ass and ill never forgive D&D, may they get gangraped and tortured to death for this travesty.
      and while we're on the subject, frick GRRM too for not finishing the fricking books, the fat frick has published 20 thousand pages of shit since ADWD and none of it was ASOIAF.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normies supported the show until s8. Everyone will an IQ over 100 realized it was going downhill by the middle of S4.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ye, more or less
          for me, i realized we were fricked somewhere in the middle of s05
          prior to that, i was 100% onboard, despite the various changes/omissions from the books
          after all, its an adaptation, it can't be 100% identical
          but when
          >no fAegon
          >bad pussay
          happened, i knew it was over

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This was the point of no return

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah, ramsay was bad, but what really fricked the plotlines in the show was the lack of faegon and the dorne subplots being removed

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This was the point of no return

            if they had time to inject huge filler scenes about pod's giant dick they had time to respect the source material and not make a shitty high fantasy soap opera. GoT was not good at any point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      speaking as a bookgay, past season 5-6 it was 100% to see if i could get some hints as to where the books were going.

      tho to be fair, it did still have the occasional kino moment
      battle of the bastards was pretty kino
      the whole hodor bit, too
      dany ambushing the lannisters after highgarden
      even s08e02 with the whole comfy brienne being knighted bit

      but yes the ending sucked ass and ill never forgive D&D, may they get gangraped and tortured to death for this travesty.
      and while we're on the subject, frick GRRM too for not finishing the fricking books, the fat frick has published 20 thousand pages of shit since ADWD and none of it was ASOIAF.

      ye, more or less
      for me, i realized we were fricked somewhere in the middle of s05
      prior to that, i was 100% onboard, despite the various changes/omissions from the books
      after all, its an adaptation, it can't be 100% identical
      but when
      >no fAegon
      >bad pussay
      happened, i knew it was over

      I don't think you realize how bad other television is but no matter how bad seasons 5-8 were, 5-7 were still better than probably 70% of what was on TV, no matter how moronic and pointless the sand snakes were.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Daemon is at one point the only adult dragon rider besides Rhaenys, a woman
    GRRM doesn't understand his own characters. Realistically Daemon would have raised an army and conquered territory for himself, not simp for his weak brother, roastie niece and let the Hightowers take the throne. How is Daemon even feared at all? On one hard GRRM wants this character to be the "wonder and terror of his age" on the other hand he's completely toothless and can't even get a divorce from his mid wife. The Targaryens on the whole don't make sense. They conquered the seven kingdoms but their lands are confined to an Island and the crown lands. How did this dynasty even last after they lost their dragons? GRRM fundamentally doesn't understand man's will to power.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They conquered the seven kingdoms but their lands are confined to an Island and the crown lands.
      This is because they married into other houses and ruled through influence, Baratheons are basically an offshoot of targs. Over time their influence over these houses declined but they always had the power of the dragons to keep them in check.
      How did this dynasty even last after they lost their dragons?
      They basically didn't. The dragons didn't just disappear all at once but declined over time towards their extinction. The Targs managed to rule through a mix of tradition and divide and conquer keeping the other houses from ever being able to properly unite against them. A civil war like Robert's rebellion was always inevitable though, it just took one weak link to finally break the chain.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is because they married into other houses and ruled through influence,
        This never happens in real life. You're projecting modern realpolitik onto a feudal system where land is power.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This never happens in real life.
          Except it did happen in real life, moron. Look through any royal history and it's a complex web of relations, royals end up inbred not because they only keep it in the family but because everyone has family married into everyone else's.
          >You're projecting modern realpolitik onto a feudal system where land is power.
          land itself is not and never has been a source of power, this is a child's understanding of geopolitics that comes from playing too many paradox strategy games.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Look through any royal history and it's a complex web of relations, royals end up inbred not because they only keep it in the family but because everyone has family married into everyone else's.
            This is projection fantasy history. Rulers with no taxable lands or armies that were solely loyal to their claim quickly get routed by the competition. That is just material reality of medieval societies that operate under a malthusian ceiling. Post scarcity societies can rule by cultural or spiritual influence but in pre industrial societies grain is king. It's a wonder at all why any kingdom paid their taxes after the Dance of the Dragons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Realistically Daemon would have raised an army and conquered territory for himself
      He did in the stepstones.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A bunch of sandy shoals is not real territory, and then he ceded his flimsy claim to the crown. He's basically a huge cuck to Viserys which goes again all the fear mongering Viserys, Alicent, and Otto entertain against him. He had a pretty wide window of opportunity where he was the only real dragon rider in the world and he didn't use it to his advantage.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He had a pretty wide window of opportunity where he was the only real dragon rider in the world
          You mean except for the wife of one of the most powerful men in the land. And Rhaenyra also had a dragon so the window wasn't very large. You also have to consider that Daemon clearly saw himself as the heir to the throne so there was no real reason for him to stir shit up. And after that he tried his best to get on Rhaenyra's good side so he could eventually be her husband.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Foid detected.
            Rhaenys with Meleys isn't a martial threat against Daemon and Caraxes. Rhaenyra and Syrax proved to be (very predictably) useless in The Dance. A real man who isn't a cuck isn't going to be afraid of a woman and a little girl. Glad you agree with me that Daemon is a cuck.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corlys and Daemon could have successfully overthrown the kingdom circa 105-110 AC between the time Viserys spurned Laena for Alicent and Laenor was betrothed to Rhaenyra. Instead of fricking
    around in the Stepstones, they could
    have taken kings landing, married Daemon to Laena and make everyone kneel. Viserys marrying Alicent was really a gamble and Viserys put a lot of stock into the goodwill of his brother and Corlys to not be mean to him.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is why Green > Black

    Also daemon is a gay

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