It's not meant to be a feanorean star, maybe represents house Finarfin but could just be some redesigned symbol for Noldor in general
Finrod and Gil-galad are wearing the same stars as Galadriel but not Elrond and Celebrimbor
That's clearly not what I'm saying. Feanor wasn't the only house with an 8rayed star. Finarfin being the most obvious option for Galadriel and Finrod.
2 years ago
Anonymous
they can't use this heraldry though
they can use star of Feanor because it is in LotR
2 years ago
Anonymous
They don't have the rights to list the specific parts of Numenor on their maps but they have done. What they can/cannot include is not as simple as it appears but since the Tolkien Estate are actually part of the production there is likely some wiggle room
Are those tights supposed to be chainmail? Because it's really obvious this is part of some director's fetish shoot.
Frick, any of you industryanons have her pulling the "chainmail" back? I'll pay.
the threads are gonna be very funny i think, but it will probably fizzle out in 1-2 weeks, unironically even less juice than Star Wars latest releases, even to make fun of it
>Only 1 woke reference
Nah, it will be the entire show nonstop... but there's no way I could sit through this, I have no desire to watch it and having to watch it sounds awful. But have fun I guess?
>have fun I guess?
sometimes you just have to dive into the cesspool and let all the hate seethe and boil anon.
also don't become a mindless parrot that hates based on someone elses opinion. experience the seethe and your rage will be 100% righteous
I'm not a parrot, look at the OP image. Plus, I will watch the hell out of all the webms. But seriously I just don't want those ugly images and ideas beamed into my head for 12 hours, I'll take it in 30 second comedy snips of all the woke shit and poor-looking effects.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>look at the OP image
None of which are actual images from the show
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh so those actors and characters won't appear in the show? Sweet.
This looks like something that will become ironically popular years after it is released.
Take the LOTR license out of the equation and it looks like good fantasy flop-kino.
It's fan fiction, GoT had the advantage of being based on books. When has fan fiction about an established series EVER been good? Remember all the Star Wars shows Disney has been shitting out?
The fricking Hobbit was mostly canon and it was still crap because of all the new stuff added.
The stuff inbetween those events are but the thing that is different about this show is that the actual book events will mostly come towards the end, so downfalll of numenor probably s4 and last alliance s5
The most fanficy stuff will be s1 and s2
Already confirmed to be commissioned for five seasons, regardless of viewing figures
2 years ago
Anonymous
>regardless of viewing figures
You are naive if you believe that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's just what they have said
We'll see, but I find it strange Bezos couldn't find a few dimes for The Expanse and now he gives lotr 5 seasons no questions asked? The views for the Expanse weren't that bad, I think.
There was rumour that the deal with the Tolkien Estate stipulated that Amazon had to produce 5 seasons, so they may just be contractually obliged anyway
2 years ago
Anonymous
We'll see, but I find it strange Bezos couldn't find a few dimes for The Expanse and now he gives lotr 5 seasons no questions asked? The views for the Expanse weren't that bad, I think.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What's strange about it? It's lord of the rings.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's [franchise]
Many cases where a studio gambled on that and lost.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Especially when they try a bait and switch.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't think they will be much in the way of bait and switch, they have been pretty upfront from the start that Galadriel would be the MC (which most people are fine with) and that she will be in a sword and armour wearing action heroine role (which less people are fine with)
Bait and switch would be just showing pics of her in a dress, like this one
2 years ago
Anonymous
You sound like an absolute homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You misunderstand my meaning. The show is so inherently worthwhile they are willing to write off a total loss just to see it through to the end.
they only have the rights to og lord of the rings and SOME of the hobbit you morons
Jackson literally covered these events in a speedrun prologue you moron, apart from the downfall of Numenor (which he could have if he wanted to)
Same book rights, just this is for tv rather than film
Its delayed till February at the earliest, they will announce it next month.
Test screenings have been horrible, major reshoots and cast changes are in progress.
Lets just say Bezos himself is none too pleased with how it turned out and major shake ups are afoot.
I just want to point out that I have been a MorfChad since her pre-Maud days and soon there is going to be a million 3rd worldies simping over her celtic beauty
Rip to me I guess
The Black dwarf already shows they do not give three shits about it, and are either simply looking to demoralize with anti white propaganda and money was never the point, or they are unironically stupid suits who think the best way to make the next game of thrones is to pander to every single group imaginable at the expense of the universe because they believe the mud races too stupid to get invested if they don't see people who look like them (even though the lotr trilogy two decades ago proves this wrong).
Either way it will be shit because at best it is incompetence, and at worst heinous psychological warfare.
After finding out he couldn't frick his cousin he tried to kill her seven year son but just ended up failing and getting humiliated be her when she fought him off
Pretty much Cinemaphile the character
What made me settle in giving Maeglin that look was actually a passage where some of the Gondothlim gossiped that he may have had orc's blood in his veins.
>The original had giant statues and focus groups said it was a great scene visually. >We need to have another giant statue in our series.
It's all so tiresome
Lorelet pls
The Argonath you are referring to were statues built by the remaining descendants of the people of Numenor. The statue of Eärendil (and Elwing) you see in ROP is located in a Numenorean port.
It's just what they do, build big extravagant things in memory of important people in their history
>tfw an unofficial Minecraft LOTR mod does a better job at diversifying Middle-earth than an official AAA Hollywood series by Amazon
At least Minecraft modders actually care about how to add their diverse OC races while staying true to Tolkien's texts.
Amazon just changes things and makes shit up because it's easier.
I'm like 90% sure they cast a bunch of goobers so that Galadriel would look extra beautiful in every scene.
I mean just look at when she's pictured with a bunch of the other cast members, effortlessly standout
>while in reality lord of the rings is literally everything that is not game of thrones and doesnt want to be and in fact openly despises it, game of thrones is the anti lord of the rings
they are gonna frick it up with muh politics moronation, cheap sex crap, crude language, too many waman and homies, "clever" twists that debase a simple story of good vs evil heroism etc
>top new actors
Who are these rat looking weirdos?
We have the clan of uncanny chins, gross Tariq Nashid looking dyke dwarves, and Galadriel looks like a literal rodent.
She's supposed to be a goddess and looks like a really mean, divorces teacher's aid who takes care of the moronic kid in class and is really bitter about it.
It's going to be an alright fantasy soap opera. It's going to be a garbage Tolkien adaption. All this money and no respect. Instead a lot of pretending and pushy shilling.
Arguments about Tolkien and 'canon' misses the point about how he wrote these stories. Outside of LoTR and The Hobbit there is no definitive version of events
Galadriel has 4 different, and at times contradictory, backstories for example. If you want to tell these kind of stories somebody has to decide which version of the text to go with
>They had four versions and picked none
Can't really say that atm and I'm more referring to why/how she left Valinor which I'm sure they will cover considering she's getting her own prologue.
2nd age Galadriel is a complete mess in the text, remember Christopher Tolkien's famous quote >There is no part of the history of Middle-earth more full of problems than the story of Galadriel
There are so many directions they could take her because her story is all over the place and full of centuries long holes. As long as she still gets a ring of power and ends up ruler of Lothlorean, anything else they do with is pretty much fair game
2 years ago
Anonymous
You said basically nothing. Just repeated your other post with different words. You list of talking points aren't offering you a response or what?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>let's make a series about an incomplete story that has 4 fricking incomplete versions
This is just a money grab shit to shove in Black folks and modern feminism when it never existed in the first place
They are just looking for loop holes to shove in their idiotic ideas
Frick this shit noone should watch this aberration
>Outside of LoTR and The Hobbit there is no definitive version of events
Then WHY THE FRICK would they adapt it? It's a very idiotic move and half the fandom already hates this before it's even out
>Then WHY THE FRICK would they adapt it?
So they can puke out some shitty fanfiction and claim it's canon by haphazardly attaching Tolkien quotes to it.
To try and create a cohesive version of events for the sake of entertainment?
Christopher Tolkien did similar with The Silmarillion, people often take that book as the official events of the 1st age but that's just Tolkien's son picking and choosing which version of events he thought would create the most cohesive version, he omitted alot of what his father wrote
2 years ago
Anonymous
Aah. Putting Amazon on the same level as Christopher Tolkien. Fricking Amazon. Nah, dude, frick you!
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's not what I'm doing you tard, but the creative process is similar
They're paid shills and/or bots. There is not a single fan of Lord of the Rings on planet Earth that actually thinks this will be anything but what you described.
I have never liked lotr, I'm not hyped at all.
especially since in the current climate, Hollywood can only produced insufferable preachy stuff with shitty female characters and ugly ass actors.
>shitty female characters
Galadriel is a pretty good character though, she even gets a proper character arc despite only having a glorified cameo role in LOTR
I'm talking about the book character, there is a reason why Galadriel always ends up high on the list when somebody asks the question who Tolkien's favourite character was
>top new actors
literally who? oh wait that right i don't give a frick. it's all subversive and satanic. they are all mk ultra slaves or pedophiles, this garbage is bad for you.
>And old tard from bong land writes a fantasy book >He butchers, completely disrespects and doesn't understand old European fairy tales >He writes it so that kids are indoctrinated into his bullshit pro-Monarchy ideology >Does not forget writing all the christian shit too
And you morons are mad that when they made a movie, they put a black dude in it.
What the frick is wrong with you people?
This is not even "touch grass" or "get a life" tier bullshit
This is "Get up from your chair and drink some water or something" level bullshit.
The "it's always been garbage" shills are here. Next up come the "no one cares" shills. Pushing the narrative that anyone getting agitated about what is being done is some idiot fringe not worth listening to.
>the next Game of Thrones
so, tons of useless plot threads and shocking expectation subverting season finales followed by a creatively and intellectually bankrupt ending?
I'm a little worried that I might like it despite all the bullshit. I'm as adverse to woke casting as the next cultured anon. But if there's a scene where the dindu elf jobs a bunch of orcs and it's well choreographed and filmed. I can't resist that shit. it's too cool.
>if there's a scene where the dindu elf jobs a bunch of orcs
That's 100% happening, all the orcs shown are in the same region he is and this action scene will be him trying to escape orcs chasing him and the boy.
Can't say how well choreographed it will be but it's on location and practically done at least
He will probably get a fair amount of action scenes, infact if we go by the pre-casting character descriptions it seems like Galadriel will be the only character to see more action as her role was described as having a 'strong physical component'
Reminder that while action Galadriel is very much in Tolkien's vision vengeful Galadriel is too. She's going to be decapitating orcs and fighting trolls to avenge the death of her brothers, and it's gonna be kino
The "it's always been garbage" shills are here. Next up come the "no one cares" shills. Pushing the narrative that anyone getting agitated about what is being done is some idiot fringe not worth listening to.
It's amazing how absolutely mindmelted some of you homosexuals have been by the Jackson movies that you unironically believe middle earth needs MORE Americans
I work at Amazon doing set construction. I've seen the Galadriel storyline script, and it is worse than fan fiction level writing. The production, direction and acting are ok,but prepare yourselves for another Obi-Wan.
not that much, tho i must say i want to see how a series looks where one episode basically has the budget of a Hollywood b movie.
Lord of the FAT Black folk
Why is Cinemaphile mad about the first woman?
cause she's supposed to be Galadriel but looks like a filthy prostitute with a sword
What's the difference? She has always looked like a prostitute
she looks cute in that pic
too bad she has star of Feanor for some reason
It's not meant to be a feanorean star, maybe represents house Finarfin but could just be some redesigned symbol for Noldor in general
Finrod and Gil-galad are wearing the same stars as Galadriel but not Elrond and Celebrimbor
>star of Feanor becomes a symbol for all Noldor
powerful
That's clearly not what I'm saying. Feanor wasn't the only house with an 8rayed star. Finarfin being the most obvious option for Galadriel and Finrod.
they can't use this heraldry though
they can use star of Feanor because it is in LotR
They don't have the rights to list the specific parts of Numenor on their maps but they have done. What they can/cannot include is not as simple as it appears but since the Tolkien Estate are actually part of the production there is likely some wiggle room
Morihosta Amazonesse lamba eccunya
In English, doc
Black folk at amazon tongue my anus
>filthy prostitute with a sword
She looks great, will watch just for her
Are those tights supposed to be chainmail? Because it's really obvious this is part of some director's fetish shoot.
Frick, any of you industryanons have her pulling the "chainmail" back? I'll pay.
She's probably wearing them just for that photoshoot
the threads are gonna be very funny i think, but it will probably fizzle out in 1-2 weeks, unironically even less juice than Star Wars latest releases, even to make fun of it
It's going to be kino, Cinemaphile will Apologise
Can't buy soul.
that wardrobe is cheap af
please refer to the following thread for kino armor:
Gtfo amazon shill
Fire your wardrobe department.
This is the problem with modern society, woke megacorporations think they can just throw money at something and it will be good
It looks like shit. 100% it's going to be WoT tier trash.
It's already ahead of that trash just by the fact that it has a single good looking white woman in the cast
>looking cheap has never been so expensive
it looks like it's going to be homosexualy shite but whatever dude
Less than 0% chance this will be even remotely watchable.
100% chance of some woke refference in the first episode
I'll just hatewatch and seethe
>Only 1 woke reference
Nah, it will be the entire show nonstop... but there's no way I could sit through this, I have no desire to watch it and having to watch it sounds awful. But have fun I guess?
>have fun I guess?
sometimes you just have to dive into the cesspool and let all the hate seethe and boil anon.
also don't become a mindless parrot that hates based on someone elses opinion. experience the seethe and your rage will be 100% righteous
so yes, fun.
I'm not a parrot, look at the OP image. Plus, I will watch the hell out of all the webms. But seriously I just don't want those ugly images and ideas beamed into my head for 12 hours, I'll take it in 30 second comedy snips of all the woke shit and poor-looking effects.
>look at the OP image
None of which are actual images from the show
Oh so those actors and characters won't appear in the show? Sweet.
it will be picard-tier garbage
This looks like something that will become ironically popular years after it is released.
Take the LOTR license out of the equation and it looks like good fantasy flop-kino.
It's fan fiction, GoT had the advantage of being based on books. When has fan fiction about an established series EVER been good? Remember all the Star Wars shows Disney has been shitting out?
The fricking Hobbit was mostly canon and it was still crap because of all the new stuff added.
The rise of Sauron, the creation of the rings of power, the downfall of Numenor and the last alliance of elves and men is not fanfiction
But this show is.
The stuff inbetween those events are but the thing that is different about this show is that the actual book events will mostly come towards the end, so downfalll of numenor probably s4 and last alliance s5
The most fanficy stuff will be s1 and s2
they only have the rights to og lord of the rings and SOME of the hobbit you morons
Wow, they're feeling awfully optimistic.
Already confirmed to be commissioned for five seasons, regardless of viewing figures
>regardless of viewing figures
You are naive if you believe that.
It's just what they have said
There was rumour that the deal with the Tolkien Estate stipulated that Amazon had to produce 5 seasons, so they may just be contractually obliged anyway
We'll see, but I find it strange Bezos couldn't find a few dimes for The Expanse and now he gives lotr 5 seasons no questions asked? The views for the Expanse weren't that bad, I think.
What's strange about it? It's lord of the rings.
>It's [franchise]
Many cases where a studio gambled on that and lost.
Especially when they try a bait and switch.
I don't think they will be much in the way of bait and switch, they have been pretty upfront from the start that Galadriel would be the MC (which most people are fine with) and that she will be in a sword and armour wearing action heroine role (which less people are fine with)
Bait and switch would be just showing pics of her in a dress, like this one
You sound like an absolute homosexual.
You misunderstand my meaning. The show is so inherently worthwhile they are willing to write off a total loss just to see it through to the end.
they literally have not the rights to any of that so they have to make up everything you moron
Jackson literally covered these events in a speedrun prologue you moron, apart from the downfall of Numenor (which he could have if he wanted to)
Same book rights, just this is for tv rather than film
>middle left image
please tell me that's not the CGI they're using, it looks fake even from that small image
Is it this even out yet? It seems like they've been talking about it for freaking year already.
in 2 month
Comes out in September, 1st trailer will be later this month though
Its delayed till February at the earliest, they will announce it next month.
Test screenings have been horrible, major reshoots and cast changes are in progress.
Lets just say Bezos himself is none too pleased with how it turned out and major shake ups are afoot.
100 billion per episode means the same in marketing, including on this board
>shill money pays 4chin's servers
kek with this site
I just want to point out that I have been a MorfChad since her pre-Maud days and soon there is going to be a million 3rd worldies simping over her celtic beauty
Rip to me I guess
it sucks that morfy will never know that people like you and I always loved her before she hit it big
and that somehow makes you... better? you're still an idiot simp
Don't care
The Black dwarf already shows they do not give three shits about it, and are either simply looking to demoralize with anti white propaganda and money was never the point, or they are unironically stupid suits who think the best way to make the next game of thrones is to pander to every single group imaginable at the expense of the universe because they believe the mud races too stupid to get invested if they don't see people who look like them (even though the lotr trilogy two decades ago proves this wrong).
Either way it will be shit because at best it is incompetence, and at worst heinous psychological warfare.
where's the beard? one time they had a legitimate excuse to have dwarf trannies in a tv show and they miss it
won't watch a single episode
me neither but I will pretend to to troll here
same, haven't watched tv of movies in months but this is still my main board
Definitely. Gonna enjoy shitting on it
This can't wait for the webms of all the particularly bad scenes.
>top new actors
What? What top actors?
Morfy has been a star ever since Mike and Jay dickrode her most recent movie
>Elrond's chin
Looks about right considering the genetic mess that he is
the chart grows
Maeglin sisters...
Is Maeglin Cinemaphile?
>elf mutt
>lusts over cousin
>gets mad after Edainchad breeds his cousin
Maeglin was Tolkien's equivalent of a modern day incel, yes
wasn't Grima the incel?
Sure, both Grima and Maeglin displayed classic incel behaviour
he looked like a troony, at least in this illustration
After finding out he couldn't frick his cousin he tried to kill her seven year son but just ended up failing and getting humiliated be her when she fought him off
Pretty much Cinemaphile the character
What made me settle in giving Maeglin that look was actually a passage where some of the Gondothlim gossiped that he may have had orc's blood in his veins.
why is Gil-Galad silver-haired?
also Maeglin is /sperg/, Silmarillion says he doesn't talk much except about mining and forging
The latest book Nature of Middle-Earth says that he had silver hair.
haven't read that one yet
looks like a generic fantasy show that will be shit
until they leak more plot details I'm not going to give a shit.
it's gonna flop hard
Never gonna watch The Brown Knight
Never gonna watch Wheel of Mutts
Never gonna watch Kang o’ tha Rangz
Simple as
Yeah I'm thinking kino is back on the menu
Yeah bro that CGI is so cinematic. You’re not a gay moron with abhorrent taste at all.
None of those shots are entirely CG and half have zero CGI
Vistas!
>Mmmmmmmmm computers
>The original had giant statues and focus groups said it was a great scene visually. >We need to have another giant statue in our series.
It's all so tiresome
Lorelet pls
The Argonath you are referring to were statues built by the remaining descendants of the people of Numenor. The statue of Eärendil (and Elwing) you see in ROP is located in a Numenorean port.
It's just what they do, build big extravagant things in memory of important people in their history
These are all boring. What's the point? We've seen the exact same shit a hundred times before. So much for "fantasy".
>tfw an unofficial Minecraft LOTR mod does a better job at diversifying Middle-earth than an official AAA Hollywood series by Amazon
At least Minecraft modders actually care about how to add their diverse OC races while staying true to Tolkien's texts.
Amazon just changes things and makes shit up because it's easier.
>Minecraft LotR mod
based man of impeccable taste
also you can enslave black people in that game and make them work on your pipe-weed plantation
Yeah. It's great.
Too bad Dokucraft (the true kino texture pack) doesn't have any support for the LotR mod.
I'm like 90% sure they cast a bunch of goobers so that Galadriel would look extra beautiful in every scene.
I mean just look at when she's pictured with a bunch of the other cast members, effortlessly standout
She's the only one with long blonde hair.
31409 stands out more
stands out more
We going to have anons simping for the hobbit girls too?
no he has shit taste that hair doesn't look cute at all
As long as they don't condense several centuries worth of history together into a couple decades because it feels more convenient.
No, frankly I stopped thinking about it a long time ago.
My expectations are rock bottom after seeing the butcher job Amazon made of wot. Frick Bezos and Frick Rafe
Thread needs more Morf
>next Game of Thrones
More like next Westworld, minus the good first season.
It's actually got one of the better Westworld actors in the cast
>top new actors
Translation: Cheap nobody actors
>How hyped are we, Cinemaphile?
We look forward to this racially-raped theft of culture to crash and burn
i'm going to watch #product, yes
>the next Game of Thrones
Yeah, Season 8 Game of Thrones.
>lord of the rings
>the next game of thrones
>while in reality lord of the rings is literally everything that is not game of thrones and doesnt want to be and in fact openly despises it, game of thrones is the anti lord of the rings
they are gonna frick it up with muh politics moronation, cheap sex crap, crude language, too many waman and homies, "clever" twists that debase a simple story of good vs evil heroism etc
qween can't triforce
Not gonna watch Black person dwarves or Black person elves.
Why must they ruin everything?
It's just in their nature
>top new actors
Who are these rat looking weirdos?
We have the clan of uncanny chins, gross Tariq Nashid looking dyke dwarves, and Galadriel looks like a literal rodent.
>Galadriel looks like a literal rodent
Make sure to read the caption
She's supposed to be a goddess and looks like a really mean, divorces teacher's aid who takes care of the moronic kid in class and is really bitter about it.
i sat thru every ep of the wheel of time show but i dunno man this looks even worse lol
i might not make it 2 eps based on when theyve shown so far
It's going to be an alright fantasy soap opera. It's going to be a garbage Tolkien adaption. All this money and no respect. Instead a lot of pretending and pushy shilling.
Are you nuts? Its going to virtue signal and check inclusivity boxes and ignore the canon. How could ut be anything but total dogshit
>ignore the canon
This isn't Star Wars you homosexual
fricking delusional
Arguments about Tolkien and 'canon' misses the point about how he wrote these stories. Outside of LoTR and The Hobbit there is no definitive version of events
Galadriel has 4 different, and at times contradictory, backstories for example. If you want to tell these kind of stories somebody has to decide which version of the text to go with
They had four versions and picked none. Instead they're quotemining Tolkien to justify their idiotic fanfiction.
>They had four versions and picked none
Can't really say that atm and I'm more referring to why/how she left Valinor which I'm sure they will cover considering she's getting her own prologue.
2nd age Galadriel is a complete mess in the text, remember Christopher Tolkien's famous quote
>There is no part of the history of Middle-earth more full of problems than the story of Galadriel
There are so many directions they could take her because her story is all over the place and full of centuries long holes. As long as she still gets a ring of power and ends up ruler of Lothlorean, anything else they do with is pretty much fair game
You said basically nothing. Just repeated your other post with different words. You list of talking points aren't offering you a response or what?
>let's make a series about an incomplete story that has 4 fricking incomplete versions
This is just a money grab shit to shove in Black folks and modern feminism when it never existed in the first place
They are just looking for loop holes to shove in their idiotic ideas
Frick this shit noone should watch this aberration
>Outside of LoTR and The Hobbit there is no definitive version of events
Then WHY THE FRICK would they adapt it? It's a very idiotic move and half the fandom already hates this before it's even out
>Then WHY THE FRICK would they adapt it?
So they can puke out some shitty fanfiction and claim it's canon by haphazardly attaching Tolkien quotes to it.
To try and create a cohesive version of events for the sake of entertainment?
Christopher Tolkien did similar with The Silmarillion, people often take that book as the official events of the 1st age but that's just Tolkien's son picking and choosing which version of events he thought would create the most cohesive version, he omitted alot of what his father wrote
Aah. Putting Amazon on the same level as Christopher Tolkien. Fricking Amazon. Nah, dude, frick you!
That's not what I'm doing you tard, but the creative process is similar
This show will contain blacks and gays. Explain.
The blacks come from Middle Earths Africa and there are no gays, as far as I know
They're paid shills and/or bots. There is not a single fan of Lord of the Rings on planet Earth that actually thinks this will be anything but what you described.
I have never liked lotr, I'm not hyped at all.
especially since in the current climate, Hollywood can only produced insufferable preachy stuff with shitty female characters and ugly ass actors.
>shitty female characters
Galadriel is a pretty good character though, she even gets a proper character arc despite only having a glorified cameo role in LOTR
just because the actress tingles your coom buttons doesn't make it a good character anon
I'm talking about the book character, there is a reason why Galadriel always ends up high on the list when somebody asks the question who Tolkien's favourite character was
shup up shill
>top new actors
literally who? oh wait that right i don't give a frick. it's all subversive and satanic. they are all mk ultra slaves or pedophiles, this garbage is bad for you.
>from the batshit fricking insane degenerate schizo butthole of a mind of Jordan Peele
and bots
ROP's Galadriel is Tolkien's Galadriel
Uninformed haters have NO response to this
>quotemining
>Constructing the characters based on what Tolkien actually wrote is LeBad
See.
none of those say she wore armor or carried a sword
I'm hyped for the shit posting that will ensue honestly.
Maybe we will be pleasantly surprised
jeff bezos trolls t.f. out of /misc/
Okay so let me get this straight.
>And old tard from bong land writes a fantasy book
>He butchers, completely disrespects and doesn't understand old European fairy tales
>He writes it so that kids are indoctrinated into his bullshit pro-Monarchy ideology
>Does not forget writing all the christian shit too
And you morons are mad that when they made a movie, they put a black dude in it.
What the frick is wrong with you people?
This is not even "touch grass" or "get a life" tier bullshit
This is "Get up from your chair and drink some water or something" level bullshit.
The "it's always been garbage" shills are here. Next up come the "no one cares" shills. Pushing the narrative that anyone getting agitated about what is being done is some idiot fringe not worth listening to.
What is being done then?
Disingenuous butthole. Worthless.
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>indoctrinated into monarchism
people are born monarchist and these fairy tales also supported monarchy
>the next Game of Thrones
so, tons of useless plot threads and shocking expectation subverting season finales followed by a creatively and intellectually bankrupt ending?
I don't understand how anyone can be excited for this? Just look at Amazon's previous show Wheel of Time, it's gonna be just as bad if not worse
imo the sets and matte painting stuff looks really good but yeah after bezos ruined the expanse i'm expecting it to be soulless corpo trash.
I'm a little worried that I might like it despite all the bullshit. I'm as adverse to woke casting as the next cultured anon. But if there's a scene where the dindu elf jobs a bunch of orcs and it's well choreographed and filmed. I can't resist that shit. it's too cool.
>if there's a scene where the dindu elf jobs a bunch of orcs
That's 100% happening, all the orcs shown are in the same region he is and this action scene will be him trying to escape orcs chasing him and the boy.
Can't say how well choreographed it will be but it's on location and practically done at least
Compare to here, same location/scene
looks soulless and unoriginal
Nah, reptile hide wearing scavenger orcs are kino
KEK at that image
He will probably get a fair amount of action scenes, infact if we go by the pre-casting character descriptions it seems like Galadriel will be the only character to see more action as her role was described as having a 'strong physical component'
>dindu elf jobs a bunch of orcs
wouldn't that mean the nigelf is incompetent jobber?
would watch if he gets buck broken
bump
Ork lives matter
Reminder that while action Galadriel is very much in Tolkien's vision vengeful Galadriel is too. She's going to be decapitating orcs and fighting trolls to avenge the death of her brothers, and it's gonna be kino
>none of it mentions her in armor with a sword
she sounds like she yells at people
how gay do you have to be to make this image? I hope someone got paid at least.
The singing battle between Sauron and Finrod is equally based and gay, I wonder if the show will cover it or mention it at least
they have no rights for First Age stuff
>they have no rights for First Age stuff
Simply untrue, they even showed Finrod at Dagor bragollach in the teaser
i haven't cared about lotr since 2003, who cares
Hello.
>an elf with zero grace
>beardless Black person dwarf
>britbong ugly human
>mutt half-elf
What do you think, shill?
>British actors in LoTR is bad
It's amazing how absolutely mindmelted some of you homosexuals have been by the Jackson movies that you unironically believe middle earth needs MORE Americans
Imagine Americans thinking they have a place in any fantasy, from their country where they have literally no medieval history, mythos, or culture.
Fricking yanks, your concept of this stems from Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.
Britbong ugly is the problem, not that he's British. He looks quarter downsie.
female orcs
imagine the smell
imagine being the dunlending tasked with creating more uruk-hai/half-orcs for Saruman
She qt
would
She's out of my league.
Galadriel was not a warrior, there were no sub-Saharan African dwarves, and what the frick is wrong with Elrond's face?
What if Sauron was a girl?
Pre downfall he can be a girl if he wants to be, he turns into a fricking vampire bat at one point
she and Celebrimbor would marry like Thingol and Melian
he took a fair form as Annatar to seduce the kings of numenor either he did this as a girl or they said no homo
Hanging out with Isildur
Hanging out with Elendil and Pharazon
With KellyC
Big oof for anglos with this one
wow morfy mogged them without mercy
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I work at Amazon doing set construction. I've seen the Galadriel storyline script, and it is worse than fan fiction level writing. The production, direction and acting are ok,but prepare yourselves for another Obi-Wan.