>loses. >just as planned

>loses
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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >consistently lose every time
    >smugly act like you won and mock your enemies
    He really is space Elon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be worth $250+ billion
      >losing
      Some of you are fricking moronic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sorry Elon you're a real winner

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >turns 44 billion into 8 billion exclusively by implementing his genius ideas.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't understand spend money to make money
          Keep being a wagie

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah guys, I- sorry, i mean Elon totally has a plan! He DEFINITELY knows what he's doing!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ya he made an investment that lost him money. It wasn’t his first, it wasn’t his last. I fail to see how that makes him a loser. He clearly wins way more often than he loses which has made him worth 259 billion and the richest man in the world. It’s quite the cope to say the richest man in the world is a loser.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            $0.01 have been added to your account.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think we can all agree at this point that live action star wars tv is just, awful

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nu wars has always been shit besides some of rogue 1 and some of mando s1

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long live the X-pire

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they just color him blue in post? If they'd actually applied some kind of paint it'd be shinier like

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Attention all X-pire users, all night troopers will be charged 8 dollars a month to earn a special red nightsister ribbon on their armor.

      >dyes skin blue for twitter blue promotion
      based

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loses
    How? He went back, got his cargo, goes to Dathomir, Sab***h and Ahsoka are stuck in another galaxy, the republic is a frickin demilitarized joke leaded by morons...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because in the end he will be defeated by the cast of rebels and the power of friendship
      if they hadn't help them find space alladin that wouldn't happen

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the end, he'll be defeated by someone he thinks is his close loyal ally, if they loosely follow the early 90s books.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because in the end he will be defeated by the cast of rebels and the power of friendship
        that happened in 1993 too
        you didn't seriously expect the bad guy in a pulp serial to win did you? they're not going to have Ming the Merciless kill Flash Gordon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did the same thing in the EU. All the victories he was famous for took place outside the novels.

          The EU did a good job at least at establishing Thrawn as a danger. A real danger. Even if he eventually lost, it did feel like he was completely capable of winning while inflicting immense damage to the galaxy.

          Ahsoka, on the other hand, portrays Thrawn as middling at best. Mikkelson is a great actor and he is very well cast, but the writing is subpar. Filoni PROTECTS Ahsoka to such an insane degree that there is very little reason to ever watch an Ahsoka media project (and there are many of those, as she is in 48 different shows) because the outcome will always be different he same.

          This isn’t quality drama. It’s corporate nonsense

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            *always be the same

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            EU Thrawn was so dangerous he couldn't be beaten by conventional military means, he had to be taken out by subverting his bodyguard's racial proclivity to worshipping the blood of fricking Darth Vader.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't just that. Leia and her gals uncovered the truth about how the Empire was fricking up the Nogri home world instead of cleaning it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Make sure to get under the paneling Rey. And when you're done with that just climb on top for the windshield, don't mind if you get wet.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that happened in 1993 too
          It happened because a manlet wanted to take revenge and Thrawn was a good target. It had nothing to do with friendship, because the heroes literally couldn't stop him. Rather it was the Empire yet again being undone as a consequence of it's own actions. The irony is that if Thrawn was more incompetent or xenophobic and had just thrown the Noghri away, he wouldn't have been killed.

          Thrawn in the onscreen DU is nothing like in the EU. He had countless opportunities in Ahsoka to kill or completely outmanuver all the protagonists, but in the end flubs all his chances and ultimately loses his biggest advantage in the galaxy, the element of surprise.

          All the ecelebs saying Thrawn won is utterly pathetic cope, because in Mando S3 Pellaeon literally says that Thrawn needs the element of surprise to win, and in Ahsoka he fricked that up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that he should be a genius master strategist and at no point did the script manage to convince him of this through his actions.

      He won because his enemies managed to be even more idiotic. The Protogonists' plan in the last episode was to literally ride across the open field straight to the main entrance of the enemy base and hope for the best that the stardestroyer, docked in the enemy base, miraculously didn't land a single shot on them.

      Thrawn looks like Batman in the Justice League comics. Instead of demonstrating how intelligent he can be among super beings, the script lowers the IQ of the rest of the characters to compensate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show did a terrible job of selling us (the audience) on why Grand Admiral Thrawn is supposed to be this massive insurmountable galaxy-wide threat.

      After all, he struggled to beat 3 people. Just 3 people. LOFL. In fact, he seemed to lose to them (3 people) week after week after week. And then tried to cover it up with “it was always my plan to lose every week at everything because I’m an Arthur Conan-Doyle tier genius!™”

      And his return to the Main Galaxy was frankly incredibly underwhelming.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thrawn is just a jobber

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait the bad guys always loses in the end??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leaded

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he asian?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's danish

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch for she

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her surviving that gut stab was moronic but I also find her extremely attractive so I'll let it slide.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she must be such a fricking cold b***h bluballers irl
      but i still think she's a fine piece of pussy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Story on webm related? Was some guy in the cupboard or maybe looking through binoculars lol?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attention all X-pire users, all night troopers will be charged 8 dollars a month to earn a special red nightsister ribbon on their armor.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao who the frick looked at thrawn and Elon and thought "hmmm yea il mix the two" hahahaha

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt he have his ship loaded already? the old hags even said they knew someone was coming, hell they knew Asswoker was riding a "star whale" lmfao

    Why didnt he place the troopers outside the big ass gate for a ground assault and do the zombie thing outside if that fails fire your green lasers that would destroy cities from orbit to only make a few dirt holes

    why didnt he have all the doors already closed leading up the tower? the Jedi just slicing the panel to close them

    Why didnt he just take off why sit and wait and watch the outcome of the fight

    What was in the coffins? never was explained

    Wtf he been doing all these years whats on this planet? whats its history? are they others in the galaxy? what happens to the engines the star whales only held onto the front of the ship in rebels

    How did Ezra know where to find the Republic fleet? how did Ezra escape thrawns ship without them knowing, why didn Ezra tell them about Thrawn and where to find me

    How did Sab***h get the force?

    How did Sab***h learn force push just seconds after for grab?

    Where is her Jetpack?

    How can an ancient map made "before time was counted" lead to someone who was taken away by star whales only 10 years ago in the story

    The whales left with Thrawn on Ezras home world so the frick does the map show the whales route when its a totally different planet they are leaving from with the eye of sauron

    Lots of questions frick all answers, and no Disney shill can spin this shit in a good way

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Females are just naturally better force users, chud.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good questions, for another time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just pulled random shit from the EU books and mish mashed it together to be inclusive and diverse.
      >stronk egyptian looking Black dready alien
      >feminist looking hapa action women
      >ebil white people
      also why are there english speaking twileks with no breasts.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why didnt he have his ship loaded already
      Morgan arriving set it in motion
      >fire your green lasers that would destroy cities from orbit
      says who? surely this would make battles with the rebels pretty quick
      >why didnt he have all the doors already closed leading up the tower? the Jedi just slicing the panel to close them
      true
      >Why didnt he just take off why sit and wait and watch the outcome of the fight
      he did leave
      >What was in the coffins?
      couldve been teased atleast
      >Wtf he been doing all these years whats on this planet? whats its history
      i dont know its one of the awkward things about the timeline jumping
      as for the planet its good youre interested that shows the story is working
      >what happens to the engines the star whales only held onto the front of the ship in rebels
      i dont get what you mean
      >How did Ezra know where to find the Republic fleet?
      probably the shuttles flight log
      >how did Ezra escape thrawns ship without them knowing, why didn Ezra tell them about Thrawn and where to find me
      bit of an asspull but it happened all the time in rebels so meh
      of course hes gonna tell them about thrawn bro do you need to see every single scene
      >How did Sab***h get the force?
      was her first use of the force not in helping them open the doors
      not when she killed the zombie deathtrooper? this seems poorly done
      >How did Sab***h learn force push just seconds after for grab?
      these arent techniques they would teach courses on at the jedi temple theyre literally the most intuitive uses of the force
      push is just as intuitive as pull
      >Where is her Jetpack?
      yea that wouldve made the jumping scene strange
      >How can an ancient map made "before time was counted
      well it mapped out the whale migration route which was the same route they took ezra and thrawn on
      >The whales left with Thrawn on Ezras home world
      true this doesnt make sense
      overall about 1/3 cinemasins tier nitpicks
      1/3 not paying attention to the show abd 1/3 valid criticism

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    need a crying thrawn wojack wearing a smug thrawn wojack mask

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finale airs
    >discussion immediately dies

    yeah, I'm thinking this show will be completely forgotten in a month and season 2 won't happen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm thinking this show will be completely forgotten in a month
      100%
      >and season 2 won't happen.
      don't underestimate Disney's ability to throw good money after bad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thing ends
      >people tall about thing less
      HWOAH THE AMAZING MIND OF THE STAR WARS ANTI SHILL EVERYONE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        people still regularly discuss much older shows here
        ahsoka failed to generate a true fanbase and will be forgotten before the end of the week
        keep coping disnoid

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thrawn would always make for a bad on-screen villain.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw not a single reference his appreciation of artwork and understanding his enemies through it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        watch rebels
        its literally all he talks about

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah come on just have him be chill and unassuming in person but you still get to have all the fleets he commands win easily and brutally

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just have him be chill and unassuming in perso
        But he's neither of those. It's the same way a data analyst, no matter how deadly his results may be, will really be intimidating on screen. Hell, Thrawn doesn't even meet the protagonists of his own trilogy face-to-face and gets offed unceremoniously by a tertiary character.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hell, Thrawn doesn't even meet the protagonists of his own trilogy
          And..?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>just as planned

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seemed like he won though. He got away and his main opponents are stranded.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Anakin?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons are incapable of writing smart characters. All modern writers are women or brain poisoned morons. What the frick did you expect anon. Anytime I hear about a show thats supposed to have a 'smart' or 'witty' character all I can think of now is Sherlock.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alien species is human, just a different color

    Lol frick off

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Cinemaphile is overreacting when it comes to this series and I went in wanting to join in on shitting on it. Show was okay, I mostly felt disconnected from the plot because I never watched the cartoons. Thrawn was decent, felt like he was taking the heroes seriously the entire time. Thought the Night Troopers had a cool aesthetic, especially the gold mask trooper.

    3/5 season

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must hyperbolically hate it and be unable to discerne in quality between this show and bobf

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "My weight gain is a calculated maneuver, a diversion for my foes. By appearing less formidable, I exploit their biases, leading them to underestimate me. In this apparent weakness lies our advantage, as I manipulate their perceptions and win strategic victories. A tactical choice, not indulgence."

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >send just two tie fighters
    >heroes destroy them in one hail mary attack because plot armor
    >mission accomplishes, le acceptable losses
    >if he sent 4 tie fighters or better yet an entire swadron he would have annihilated the heroes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think he had a squadron? They were low in suplies even their armor was trash full of cracks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had at least 3 to send and we know this because Ezra fricking stole one, and managed to escape the Star Destroyer, later.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had at least 3 to send and we know this because Ezra fricking stole one, and managed to escape the Star Destroyer, later.

        We saw six or eight TIE fighters in the hangar when the two launched.
        Ahsoka is a crappy show with absolute garbage writers.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he is smarter in the books

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Book smart, so to speak.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 2 spoilers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leave it to a bunch of autistic virgins to think two characters who murderously hate each other will become lovers
      >le enemies to lov-ACK!!
      Take your tumblr shit and shove it up your ass.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I don't think I will

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happened with Rey and Kylo Ren though.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In fairness, that was fricking insane.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still made a billion dollars.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It made the least amount of money of all 9 films. It was a massive disappointment

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        based
        frick dyke lovers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        based
        frick dyke lovers

        gays

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he lose? He said his goal was to get back to his galaxy. Anything else was an acceptable loss.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what I don't understand is why anyone cares about this Thrawn person at all when it's clear the space witches are the ones doing everything

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The easiest way to manipulate someone is to give them what they want.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >completes stated objectives
    >heroes start with one person stranded, season ends with two people stranded
    loses!?!?
    this is the rot addled brain of the star wars anti shill

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it matter? We know he is going to lose eventually the the new republic can get complacent and the first order can take power. Which Thrawn is not around for. Who cares.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People actually watch this poorly written, acted, shot, directed and produced slop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anti-shill with another brilliantly devised cartoonishly hyperbolic negative post

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "A million full self-driving TIE Fighters will be built next year, definitely"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buys the Death Star for 10 times the price then destroys it to own the rebel alliance

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Defeat this guy handily
    >He just smirks and says "All according to plan"
    How do you respond without sounding mad?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called a contingency plan, dipshit. Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >contingency plan
      >Hope
      You should definitely work for Disney, you'd fight right in with the rest of the morons.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so wait this isnt elon musk? why does he look like him?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't get it.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm gonna watch the new star wars slop
    >wtf it was terrible
    >just as planned

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did the same thing in the EU. All the victories he was famous for took place outside the novels.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars Zhuge Liang

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    About to read this. What am I in for?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pseudslop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed it. Interesting plot and also cute chiss e-girl.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually pretty good. Zahn usually delivers, even if he jerks off Thrawn too much sometimes.

      I remain convinced the next arc in the EU was going to be Clone Wars 2: Thrawn Edition.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl, Ar'alani.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wealth beyond measure, outlander.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you kill your enemies they win

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How has Justin Traitor not been impeached by the Canadians yet? Is thier government that fricked?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sikh guru Trudinder J Singh assassinated by the Indian Government.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        canada is reddit: the country. they probably love him more now than ever

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's bullshit. It looked like half the country was in on that trucker protest a year or 2 ago

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those terror actors are now in prison citizen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Canadians are absolutely cucked. It’s full of shitskins now, at the rate they’re browning they’ll unironically surpass America. And all of them vote for leftists for the gibs or because they’re npc bugmen who hate freedom and just do as they’re told by the israeli run institutions, and then almost half of whites are cucked in general anyway. Canada is absolutely fricked, literally worse than California.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the majority of people who hate him are on the other side of the country
        he's beloved by the boomers and poos of east canada

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna know what was in the crates loaded onto thrawn's ship??? Some kinda Uber powerful bomb/torpedos? That's all ican think of them being. Also for someone who didn't see rebels or clone wars is there anything that I need to know for stuff in ahsoka to make more sense?? I finished S1 already and didn't really feel like I was missing a lot?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dead nightsisters to resurrect

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he’s a straight (spiritually) white male so how could the writers let him win against a a diverse group of strong independent women and minorities? But also they gotta make those strong independent women and minorities victories feel meaningful which wouldn’t be the case if he lost every time, but if he lost every time on purpose well now you got yourself a meaningful victory. Hollywood writers sure are great aren’t they?

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's called shitty writing

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nu-Thrawn is like a shittier Aizen.
    which is funny since Kubo said he got the inspiration of Aizen from reading heir to the empire.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it was my plan all along to lose constantly to the same tiny group of rebels for 30 years, making me the victor!

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime i see these threads. I can imagine the Disney executives seething about how much money they’re losing on SW, and the utter garbage SW content they can’t help but put out and continually lose millions on, because no-one is watching it.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is supposed to be extremely high iq
    but that requires the writers to be smart

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play fighting game
    >Get down to one HP
    >Still win
    >"HAHAHA homosexual YOU LOST AND STUPID!"

    What? His goal was to leave. It didn't matter what he lost along the way as long as he got out. He accomplished what he set out to do. What little he had. Now with him back, if he fricks that up then yeah frick the show.

    Thanos lost his entire council and got his ass beat left and right but he still got all the stones and took out half of all life at the end of Infinity War. Why is no one talking about what a frick up and bad villian he is?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lost the element of surprise due to bringing Ezra back with him, which Pellaeon specifically said he needed in Mando.

      He lost.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people on Cinemaphile that actually watch this slop

    lol thought Cinemaphile was suppose to be the alternative to reddit

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    With Thrawn's character totally assassinated and Ray now deceased, the only reason I have to watch next season is for Shin and Sabine. Sad. I probably will just watch clips of the next season on Youtube, or keep my ear out for any good Shin/Sabine developments.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you really dumping for this asiatic?
      My left ass check has less moles and wrinkles than this b***h's face

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really enjoying Shin/Sabine rivalry more than I should.
      The episode 4 fight was peak

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is wide open when she slices the tree.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching israelitetubers shit on the show is way more fun than actually watching it.
    I actually could not imagine watching this garbage by myself.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will never watch this shlock except for her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh my science is that a slightly attractive girl who doesn't blink!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh my science is that a slightly attractive girl who doesn't blink!

      she has a really special look ive never seen anyone who gives her vibe

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