>Lost Dan Schneider because he turned out to be a disgusting pervert

>Lost Dan Schneider because he turned out to be a disgusting pervert
>Spongebob hasn't had a million viewers since 2020
>Doubling down on terrible spinoffs and reboots

I-is Nickelodeon dying?

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    America is dying.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could be worse, you could be Cartoon Network and only have two original shows

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      CN is so dead that it makes 2009 look like a golden age

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid the loud house is being cancelled and won't get an 8th season.
    Nickelodeon is now SpongeBob SquarePants 24/7 network

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they are only airing the Hillenberg and Waller episodes, the Tibbitt ones are fricking boring

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn the state of western animation we have SpongeBob channel teen titans go channel and brown girl Millennial trauma adventures that gets canceled after 3 seasons channel like it’s over

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to Nicktoons being the dumping ground for unwanted series?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't they still have Loud House, a cartoon that's actually made for kids and not pro-incest pervs? Oh, and A:TLA is finally coming out on Netflix.

        They saw how CN was doing with Boomerang and decided to replicate it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't they still have Loud House, a cartoon that's actually made for kids and not pro-incest pervs?
          They're severely scaling it back because the main show isn't bringing in the eyeballs
          They want to do a spinoff of some sort with characters kids actually want to watch instead of Lincoln the Lame-ass cuckboi

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does CN even have?
    Gumball reruns?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    cable is dying

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Lost Dan Schneider because he turned out to be a disgusting pervert
    Lost Dan Schneider because it became too hard to publicly ignore/downplay him being a disgusting pervert.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also teen nick literally only shows Henry danger all day every day since last year. Every once in a while they change the schedule like now for some reason they’re doing an icarly marathon but they made some really dumb decisions. That, they took of the 90s at night throwback, they only have one new show monster high getting good reviews and they’re best since loud house and so far hasn’t been cancelled and forgotten, and having events and paying attention to fans like they use to in the 2000s. Internet is better now so if enough people watch they should do that

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone must've used a monkey paw because next week teennick is having a 5 day loud house marathon. christ, why?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It died a long time ago. Spongebob was Nick's alpha & omega

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only way to sugar coat Nickelodeon is that they’re at least only the second worst off kids channel as 2020s cn is just the saddest fricking thing I’ve ever seen like what’s left now that isn’t ending soon teen titans go and we baby bears? And like adult swims starting as a boomerang block before airing their shows like damn

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Lost Dan Schneider because he turned out to be a disgusting pervert
    literally no proof of him being a pervert, it's literally a Cinemaphile joke that normalgays took seriously

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I hate that Nick is doing shitty reboots and spinoffs, I wish they'd do more Zim stuff simply because it got canceled so quickly. But nah, instead they gotta make a billion Spongebob and Loud House spinoffs and the 50th fricking Fairly OddParents reboot nobody asked for.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should make a beanmouth reboot where Gaz is a sassy black girl

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nickelodeon was dead ever since SpongeBob rose in popularity.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Network TV has been dying an ugly death since video streaming became viable.

    Companies jumped to build platforms after Netflix got a gazillion dollars in venture capital assuming millions of views would somehow translate to money but they never actually figured out how that would happen. Subs are a drop in the bucket compared to the revenue from sought-after ad time slots. The way networks fund and run productions became unviable.

    Even Disney doesn't seem to understand that the way you make money off of streaming is BRANDING. The music industry went through the exact same thing - you have to pivot to providing branded merchandise and services and use your media arm as brand development

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 2000s were the last solid television decade. The 2010s started and ended completely different. Game of Thrones was the last tv show that mattered. Since then it's been all streaming. TV is continuing to die and will be no more.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The music industry went through the exact same thing - you have to pivot to providing branded merchandise and services and use your media arm as brand development
      This.
      People wonder why music seemed to only exist in 5 year intervals in the past, where 98% of bands that were big in 1989 were completely irrelevant by 1994, and same deal with all but the top 1% of bands and artists who had a hit in 1994 being completely off the map and irrelevant by 1999, and so on
      Whereas nowadays it feels like milquetoast one-hit-wonder artists from 2008 are somehow *still* relevant and talked about and have "revivals" that get streamed heavily all the time
      Like why the frick is Rihanna and Selena Gomez still getting millions of views when, 20 years ago, they'd be washed up hasbeens by now?
      It's because of streaming and the turn to making artists and bands "brands" that have an indefinite shelf life

      Network television hasn't understood that yet.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kids just watch slop on YouTube all day instead of tv.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. The Smash clone sequel is the swansong.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having fun with this game but the bugs are dampening my enjoyment of it if I'm honest.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual swan song is going to be whatever Loud House spinoff they greenlight
      That's their last chance to score a hit.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    dan "girth of a coke can" "no windows on his van" "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" schneider only got the boot because he chimped out after being told game shakers was cancelled and its filming lot was given to someone else's kidcom. it wasn't because he was a weirdo who wants to frick kids, that's literally everyone in showbiz.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *