>Lost your virginity at 25?
>You’re not ugly
>I’m sure some girl who brushes her teeth until her gums bleed and who prepares all of her meals at the start of the week would love to go down on a nothing like you
What did she mean by this? Is this some kind of archetype? Because I know a girl who does exactly those things and honestly Margaret seems like she does those things too.
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She was just degrading him based on his own self hatred.
I literally don't understand femdom, to me it's in roughly the same ballpark as foot fetishism.
what a beta post
Footchad here. I don't get femdom either. Now, lezdom on the other hand...
for me, it’s all three
Low test beta fetish, don’t worry about “understanding” it
high test alpha chad fetish, worry about understanding it
Soft femdom is nice. Sometimes I want the threat of being suffocated between gloriously sweaty breasts. It would be a righteous way to go out.
>sweaty breasts. It would be a righteous way to go out.
Thatd be a smelly way to go. Gross.
Grats on denying yourself the use of one of your five senses. Inhaling pheromones is a wild high man. Give it a try sometime
>they told you to deny your smell and sight, for it was their final command
>femdom where the woman is insulting the man and abusing him
not hot. makes no sense because he can overpower her easily
>femdom where the woman softly tells the man how to pleasure and he obeys because he wants her to feel good
kino (I am autistic and need people to be direct)
exactly man
basado
You wouldn't get it
I don’t really understand fetishes at all. I guess I’m a vanilla dude. Probably haven’t had enough sex to get bored with it and need to spice it up.
>Probably haven’t had enough sex to get bored with it and need to spice it up
nah, fetishes don't appear like that. They are like phobias, something triggers it and it is irrational.
I have a suffocation fetish, I can't explain why it excites me but it does, even though it's not even sexual.
I fricking love femdom, especially when she starts out cruel and demeaning, but still supportive, and ends up caring and loving during aftercare. Your post inspired me to branch out into feet. Thank you.
it's reverse daddy issues
like some women like abusive men because it reminds them of their father who was raging wifebeater
It's for low-testosterone b***h boys. Never heard of a respectable man with a femdom fetish.
This. Shameful shit fetish
On Opposite Day maybe
>Lost your virginity at 25?
No,17, but whatever
Thanks for your interesting contribution.
I'm still a virgin in spirit. I have only had sex with prostitutes.
Whoa! Get a load of Johnny Sex-haver over here!
>who prepares all of her meals at the start of the week
what's wrong with this? I've been doing it for years. Get all the cooking done in one go
>eating disgusting reheated food
Black please
Lotta meals taste better the second time.
I made some chicken Marsala last week, which lasted me three or four days.
After I put it back in the fridge, it was essentially just marinating in sauce again. Tasted great the first day, but even better the second.
second time doesn't mean "let it fester for a week until I can taste the dry shitty food I prepared 5 days ago" though?
>outs himself as a homosexual that still eats food prepped by mom.
You have to be 18 to post here.
The restaurant at my office is great and I dont have time for cooking
All fools here, just embrace soup. Never reheat it because it's always bubbling away on the stove. I've been eating the same soup for 4 years.
>lost virginity at 25
Why would a guy ever tell a girl this?
Lost mine at 27 and I'm never divulging that to a date except maybe in the rare instance where she first tells me she's a late bloomer too
I tell a potential partner way worse things about me, I can get just sex with someone else anyway
I couldn't find the hole with the first girl I was with so I told her I was a virgin and asked if she wanted to try again the next day. For some reason she agreed and guided me through it and it was nice but I'll never get over the fact that I lost my virginity in a pity frick. Don't tell any girl you're a virgin.
lmao i found hers with my fingers you are so fricking stupid
Frick you guys it was completely dark in the room because she was shy and it was a small bed. I found it with my fingers but I couldn't get in a good position and every second I got more nervous. Eventually I just fricking told her then we went to sleep.
shitty
yeah trying to frick a nasty fat b***h in the dark will be difficult to find the hole on the first go
you're supposed to use your nose, the pussy stank never lies.
>I couldn't find the hole
How? There's very little room for error here. Even if you want to avoid looking at it or you aren't using your hands prior to benis in bagina, as long as she's properly turned on, it should practically suck you in.
>He spends an hour on foreplay just so livestock can be wet
Who cares! Simp!
I fricked a prostitute in a hotel room the other month, the only other time i had penetrative veganal sex was back when i was around 15yo with my fat practice gf, but it sucked because the condom was the wrong size so i couldn't get fully hard, but i came irregardless
Had some other opportunities since then which i didn't clearly recognize at the time because i'm on the spectrum and femoids never outright tell you "i want to have sex right now", they always walk up right to the final line before sexual escalation but expect you as the man to cross it for that faux plausible deniability on their part, it's part of their innate biological behaviour
But yeah this other prostitute whom i loved for a while let me frick her raw because she had BPD and was an extreme prostitute; I had no idea about the techniques in regards to putting it in and so on in the beginning, literally just learned as i went and became very good at all of it very quick
I had lots of sex with her until the prostitute inevitably ended up cheating on me, as they all do. Technically she wasn't my first frick, but there's no comparison between my first time and this thing i had with her
I was willing to spend the rest of my life with this woman, which is moronic in hindsight but made ""sense"" to me at the time
Something I have thought about is this tactile thing, some people men and women, not just chad and Stacy either, have a way of being very delicate and sensual in sexual touch
>Don't tell any girl you're a virgin.
beta move, just own it
What the frick
was she fat? what was the difficulty?
If she tells you she is a late bloomer, she's lying to you and you're going to screw yourself by being honest. I'm a girl (inb4 ywnbaw, not a troon) and I am VERY flat chested and I still lost it when I was fifteen. I've legit never met another woman that didn't lose it in high school, including girls who are fat or flat.
You will never be a woman no matter how much you larp
Already am moron. Go ahead and tell someone you're a virgin then, you deserve it
I have the response
>"soo??"
and
"awww"
That's it, probably would be worse if I wasn't decent looking, or give the impression I could get violent. That said nobody has ever given me shit for being a virgin IRL and I've gotten drunk and admitted it to basically everyone I've ever gotten fricked up with.
>TL:DR if you're a man and are reasonably masculine, nobody will say shit outside of some lite ribbing.
More or less this. I'm tall and good looking but virgin at 29 and no one has ever given me any shit for it outside of a "really? No shit wouldn't have guessed".
>normie woman on Cinemaphile
what brings you here, im genuinely curious
he's not a woman moron
Been here for a few years. I don't know why people act like this is a top secret place, it's been talked about in the news and on other websites all the time. As to why I post, I like that everyone is anonymous, it's a little more free. I can admit I'm a girl in this thread, and in the next thread I'm just "anon" again. I can even just ignore replies and reply in this thread and you'd never know it was me. Stuff here makes me laugh a lot.
nice larp
I don't know what's worse to admit, being a virgin at 25 or telling a girl I'm going out with that I've had a few three ways. Thing is, girls usually have just a bad a history as blokes anyway. My sisters have openly said they went through a 'slagging period' where they just slept with anyone.
what kind of threeways?
i told my gf it was my first time a couple months later
What movie jeez?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanctuary_(2022_film)
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
You'll be a wizard soon enough.
wizardry doesn't come by a magic age number, you still have to meditate and channel those spells.
I am forty three. Kissed at 19. Lost virginity at 25... but I haven't gotten anything since around then. I don't know which is worse.
Eh, could be worse, could be french
Based
Cringe
I lost mine at 14. There's plenty that do it younger too.
You were raped.
He doesn't realise yet
I lost mine at 2 seconds, try and beat that
I touched my first pussy the moment I was born, you just lost
>tfw c-section
it never even began
me too anon, I was just larping
100keks
Im 23 and never kissed a guy, we shluld meet up. Two pathetic virgins. Ha ha ha
ew you probably stink
everywhere but my pussy
Ew.
My older brother was 32 the first time he made out with a chick. Was at a new years eve party with a couple of people. He was way too drunk and not very smooth but he still got it done, girl was way out of his league as well. There's always hope dude.
Thanks anon, you guys gave me hope...
>there's always hope for some drunken bawd to put her mouth over your mouth for a minute or two, dont sweat it bro 🙂
thanks, this is something I aspire to
Kek
>NOO I AM TOO GOOD FOR WOMEN
That's how we know you are gay.
You too.
I've done that multiple times but in my mind I've still never kissed a girl. It's not a valid romantic experience. Having some drunk b***h slobber all over you is not the same as looking a girl in the eyes, a girl who actually gives a frick about you, and embracing her.
Of course but the more experience you get with being close to women will probably help you achieve that special connection sooner or later as you won't have the first time jitters if you find someone.
At least I get to call people virgins on this site now. I spent damn near a decade being slightly miffed at that word.
I was 30 when I lost my virginity to my wife. There's always hope.
now this is wizard magic
AND she was a virgin too. AND she's a recovering skeleton, so I can fulfill the Architect meme. AND she's pregnant with a BOY. AND I just got a raise. BUT she's also been in the hospital 5 times this year because being pregnant sucks. Life has it's ups and downs. If you could take out the bad stuff that's happened, you wouldn't be where you need to be for the good to meet you.
>His b***h has been hospitalised 5 times
Yikes. That livestock sounds defective, have you thought about leaving it at the barn or trading in a better one?
Listen just because you namegay doesnt mean youre witty or funny. It actually makes you twice as obnoxious by default
>n_ggers
stupid troony
5 times this year. But at least she hasn't had a seizure like last year or a ruptured bowel like the year before. And she's not a cow. She is a very very sweet woman, and I love her. How dare you.
based wife defender. good man
Ben Shapiro?
>walking on sunshine starts blaring in the car
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3599i3
(this video was banned from youtube for "hate speech" by the way LMAO)
Same but 32, once you reach 30 it will take all your willpower not to off yourself, be prepared.
when will the battle end?
>Wanting to off yourself over women
That's on you man, I'm a 37 year old never-touched-a-woman and I'm fine with it.
Whenever I got close I started thinking about if it would become a relationship and what it would do to my free time and I just noped out of there.
There is no hope for me, it's genuinely over
You’re not missing much
I've had sex with multiple women and still feel like I have no idea what I'm doing while kissing
You are better than 99% of modern males (cucks).
Same but 30.
same
29
kissless virgin
Based. I'm a 35-year-old kissless, handholdless and hugless virgin. lol
there really are many like us nowadays
You're right. If this post ends in repeating numbers, we will both get a girlfriend sometime this year.
I'm almost 29 but I made out with a drunk girl once when I was 22, feels like it barely counts
>kissless
>not a virgin
I got laid while cosplaying as Luigi with my friend for the Mario movie premiere. Didn't even say much at the bar and BOOM.
Why not?
Me too but i'm 27. It doesn't matter anymore after a certain point. There's a "too late" for everything. You either off yourself or just keep living coping with other activities like i do
why don't you just frick a hooker?
unless you're in muttland in which case come over here to Europe and enjoy yourself
I'm 30 and never kissed a girl besides my cousin (when we were toddlers) and an old teacher when I graduated high school. I finally caved and have made plans with an escort for tomorrow night. See you guys on the other side.
>finally caved and have made plans with an escort
another wizard lost
succubi won
I didn't actually get any wizard powers, though. I feel lied to.
I went to the red light district of my Euro country and I chickened out and went back home running and broke in tears. I'm not sure I can make it and I'm 29 and I've never been with a woman
No pink in the sink means you did it wrong.
I'm norwood 2 though
>You have dozens of games in your Steam library?
>I'm sure some girl, somewhere, would really love to see them.
im the anon who freqently posts in femdom threads as im dating a girl who shows dominatrix tendency. we met again this sunday and while still sitting and rough making out she held my arms above my head and started to unzip my pants. we still didnt frick but she groped my dick and balls through my boxers. i was rock hard and she teased a lot nothing more. we were also talking and she told me that shibari (japanese bondage) turns her on. turns out that while she clearly shows dominant side, she also wants to be dominated from time to time. next time im going to suggest belt handcuffs either to tie her or either to let her tie me
>man dates kinky woman for the first time
Good for you bro but soon you'll see it's nothing to post here about, sex is sex
to be fair im more turned on by kinky shit we are doing for hours and im sort of torn apart. i want to frick her no doubt but im also afraid im going to coom 3 minutes in and ruin the mood.
>coom 3 minutes in and ruin the mood.
Sounds like she could just femdom you for that and keep it going
thanks for suggestions and tips
to be fair she could punish me for cooming too soon or something
also should i maybe try to edge to femdom porn to build stamina? or would that be even worse?
>edge to porn in a relationship
I don't recommend that. Especially if you're already getting laid regularly
im still virgin we are meeting rather as friends with benefits she is single and im single too. we do kinky shit but not having sex yet only petting
If you are a virgin you will probably ejaculate in 3 minutes. I squirted on the initial penetration like .5 seconds my first time.
wow this thread is still on
this is what im afraid of. look we can spend hours doing kinky stuff but i want to avoid such disappointment when she decides to jump on my dick. any tips and suggestions how not to coom too soon?
pegging is off the table. i have my limits. she also has her own boundaries. for example, although sort of jokingly, we were naming through some of kinks and she counted pissing out but then also jokingly asked if i want quick blowjob before she goes home
you may be right. she is dominating and takes initiative but also shared some kinks and for example shibari bondage turns her on and even shown me some instagram pics of various rope tied models. well we will see how it goes. i think next time im going to show her belt handcuffs trick to gently bring bondage out. maybe she lets me tie her hands or something
Plant the idea of her teasing you about cumming too fast beforehand, and the idea of her sitting on your face until you can get hard again.
Take B12 and zinc to shorten your refractory period between loads. And eat lots of spinach
just jerk off beforehand and you wont be able to come for about 30 minutes, theres also penis rings. this is how porn actors do it
thanks for suggestion however im not sure if i will be able to get hard after that and i think this would be even more disappointing than finishing too soon
interesting idea with wienerrings
>suggests
She's going to end up pegging you.
The road you're traveling down ends in you getting pegged
Isn't that the ultimate goal for fem-dom? What's above it? Chastity?
From what you've written here, it sounds more like she's a bratty sub (or at most a switch) who's impatiently showing you how she wants you to treat her.
WeeeeeeeAaaaaaaaak. Sounds like you both might be fat to
You're dating her but I'm fricking her. She likes to be called a prostitute and be choked while she's fricked.
She calls you the cuck behind your back.
Gross dude, she's eaten my shit. You should probably get some antibacterial stuff
does she have a penis?
Girls in college will take men that they clearly deem inferior to them and frick with them to see what happens, even if they try to set you up with one of their girlfriends. They can hide under the guise of helping but really they just find you so weird that they'd rather create an experiment like this to observe what goes down because they've never been so close to a person like you before, especially if she's dating one of your friends.
this, I was routinely messed with by girls in middle school. One girl wanted to take my virginity and after I puked on her she called her way older boyfriend to lend me his jacket
another time I was in bed with a girl and she stripped to her underwear and asked what I thought of it, then she asked if I wanted to have sex and she said okay, it's a date and kicked me out of bed
still the only thing that works for me
This unironically explains why I occasionally have stumbled into very high level female territory
>will take men that they clearly deem inferior to them
Not true.
The secret is having a DGAF attitude. That coupled with weirdness usually means girls think there's something different about you and that attracts them.
t. personal experience haver
What kind of moron TELLS a girl he’s a virgin?
That’s dumber than a girl telling a guy she’s a bawd
>that greentext about the guy who told every prostie he hired that it was he first time so they would treat him special
>that greentext about the guy who told every prostie he hired that it was he first time so they would treat him special
What’s so bad about it?
People can be "low" people. Strong minded people don't struggle with these issues, they are past it or never did
source?
IF you are ever around a girl that talks like this, you are VERY close to being over the target, whatever your intention
frick. FRICK!! I knew this girl who kept insulting me about being a loser and shit and also used to hit me
can't believe I let it all slip away
Cute
Cum
Margaret has small little areola
she cant pull off domineering when she constantly looks like she's lost in the woods.
Is she a spaz or something? That looks like tics
>tfw no autistic cutie gf! bros life ain't fair.
Every heterosexual man's nightmare.
I cannot hold the eye contact
I thought she simply meant like a hyper neurotic, driven type of girl like herself
It really is difficult
Her eyes are gorgeous and I have an eye fetish so I can, hilarious that you can find a way to coomer your way out of autistic tendencies.
Literally autistic. I do the opposite which could be autism too ti be rair
Useless without sound.
goodness gracious
oh dear
Creating a child is the most monstrous crime imaginable, and I will never be guilty of it.
frickoff antinatalist nihilist cringe gay. creating life is what God put us on this earth for and is one of the greatest acts of good you can do
>And I declared that the dead, who had already died, are happier than the living, who are still alive.
A core lesson of life, but the rest after that is worthless
what loser wrote that?
https://biblehub.com/ecclesiastes/4-1.htm
probably some doomer who attributed it to Solomon to legitimize it
then a normalgay later changed the ending so it would comply with 'god is good, just believe'
>no way gay
Simply horrifying
PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT(x1000)
>I have an app on my phone
I would've burst out laughing if I heard this in a cinema. High IQ writing.
Hmmm
I'd give it a shot
Why does she look so much like Emma Roberts just in this pic but nowhere else?
I'm too scared to hire an escort but I've been to a pro domme. Every one I've gone to has picked up on me being a virgin. I completely freeze up around women.
>lost virginity at 25
I lost it at 19 to a 300lb+ Hispanic landwhale in a musty junkyard shed while RHCP and 8-legged freaks playing
>I lost it at 19 to a 300lb+ Hispanic landwhale in a musty junkyard shed while RHCP and 8-legged freaks playing
I can only hope my first time will be as interesting
I lost it at 27 to a Taiwanese pedophile. I look younger than my age so she liked that, but she'd shush me because I don't sound like a child at all, so when I figured this out I did a childish voice and she liked it much better.
>at 27 to a Taiwanese pedophile
literally how do you people even find these cartoon characters?
She found me on okcupid, she liked that I wasn't an Arab (she was living in Paris lmao).
Don't worry about it she's still not going to sleep with you
>friends get me a prostitute for my 18 birthday so I can lose my virginity
>havent had sex since
>its been over 12 years
It's weird to think I'm not a virgin but I have never kissed a girl or even held hands with one
>I have never kissed a girl or even held hands with one
I know people will call me a homosexual, but being entwined with and kissing a girl after sex is the highlight for me. Having sex is great and all, but without intimacy it just seems so hollow and pointless.
She’s a israelite and I assume the writer and director were too
Met a virgin of 29 years, it took me 7 months but I finally took it. Gotta say sometimes life is worth living.
what was his bussy like?
To my disappointment it wasn't a bussy. Although I did frick her butthole.
Sex havers, will losing my virginity help with my crippling self esteem and lack of confidence? I'm almost 30 never even held a girl's hand.
If you're not already confident, odds are you're not getting pussy. So you're in a vicious circle of failure.
It'll probably make it worse, tbh.
If you're too used to jacking off and porn you won't ever cum and it'll be awkward.
My first time ended up with me leaving with blue balls after a little over an hour of fricking.
It will give you a huge boost for a while but you'll need to keep having sex or using the momentum to do other shit or you'll go back to how you are now. A few thrusts into a hole isn't going to fix decades of isolation or loneliness
Are you talking a pro? It'll be over in five minutes and you'll never see her again. If helps break down a mental blockade in your head I can't see the downside
condoms make it fake sex
I lost my virginity at twenty-eight and I felt like king of the world for a few months; then the lockdowns happened and my confidence plummeted, sending me back to square one. But I will say this: I was suicidal for the best part of a decade before losing my virginity; since then, I have felt miserable and despondent but I have never felt suicidal.
>I lost my virginity at twenty-eight
how did you do it
Dating apps. Being up front and quickly asking if they wanna meet up. I usually suggest weed or ecstacy and go for trashy hippie girls
All of you are trash.
My friend's family used to host exchange students who came here to learn the language. Most would be just sixteen or seventeen years old (legal, but still far too young to be sensible), but for some reason an eighteen-year-old girl came over and we ended up hanging out a lot since she could drink with us and eventually one thing led to another. Interestingly, she actually asked whether I was a virgin a week or two before and I told her the truth. We ended up sleeping together for a few weeks until I made the mistake of referring to 'our relationship' and she abruptly went from literally begging me for sex to treating me with cold indifference if not outright contempt. It was rough, but at least I'm no longer a suicidal permavirgin.
I'm so jealous of you you have no idea
I honestly don't know what to say. I'm obviously glad it happened, but I can't attribute it to anything other than being in the right place at the right time. I won't give you any clichéd nonsense about being yourself, but continue to hold your head high and remember that you're no less valuable a human being than those of us who happened to get lucky once or twice in our lives.
>We ended up sleeping together for a few weeks until I made the mistake of referring to 'our relationship' and she abruptly went from literally begging me for sex to treating me with cold indifference if not outright contempt.
Fricking why, Jesus. I'm pissed off on your behalf anon.
>We ended up sleeping together for a few weeks until I made the mistake of referring to 'our relationship' and she abruptly went from literally begging me for sex to treating me with cold indifference if not outright contempt
You should have read about the Marquis de Sevigne and how he fricked up with the countess instead of listening to Ninon de Lenclos advice.
>you should have read
This is the gayest shit I have ever read in my entire life.
>Most would be just sixteen or seventeen years old
>for some reason an eighteen-year-old girl came over
You believed that ?
I'm
, not
.
No, I thought it would but depending on the situation I still drop my spaghetti even around average women. Your entire life needs to change to set you up to feel confident and assertive, if it isn't then you'll feel shitty and won't be able to project the confidence you want.
Only in marriage when you lose it to another virgin. Otherwise, you're just going to have even more trauma and shame.
i had sex but never a gf, it's better if you just develop high self-steem because the sex itself isn't as pleasurable as you might think it is, i'm forcing myself to enjoy talking/flirting to women in order to get a gf/have sex without paying
She means that if you really want to get laid there's a girl out there for you. The only thing stopping you for better or worse is yourself.
I glimpsed the movie on a streaming site, looked boring, only good for the webms like most of Qualley's stuff.
>What did she mean by this? Is this some kind of archetype?
she means what she said. are you fricking moronic?
>Lost your virginity at 25?
way earlier but what does it matter? haven't had sex since then
My dick hasn't been working for a month. I got my hormones checked and everything is fine. Think depression and rampant porn consumption has really fricked me. I'm only 21. fml.
You will make it.
Alcohol impairs penile function.
For like a couple months I kept getting /druk/ before work, but I stopped doing that because I didn't want to become some moronic alchy. I don't think that's the issue.
>Are you taking finasteride or anything similar?
I am on fin, yeah. Been taking it for nearly 2 years.
It is not just that I can't get an erection I literally have no sexual desire at all. I try watching porn and I don't even get a twitch.
>fin
Dick status: RIP
Have you tried fasting and just reading books for a month. If I go a couple days without jerking off I start getting erections in my sleep and at work. I have to jerk off to make them go away.
Are you taking finasteride or anything similar? If yes, stop that shit immediately and pray the damage is reversible
I unironically wish I was still a virgin. Women are awful and I was happier then.
>Lost your virginity at 25?
no haha
I lost my virginity at 17. My gf didn’t think I was a virgin, but I just jerk off a lot so its really hard for me to cum. Especially with condoms because my penis is wide so it cuts off the circulation. Now I abstain from jerking off and I ejaculate quickly with my wife. I can’t really cum with anyone else though.
>with my wife
>I can’t really cum with anyone else though
how would you be able to know that, cheater or she-cuck?
I've never even had sex before but my Dad says you'll know when you do
im a 34 year old virgin and also 400+ lbs
>Lost virginity at 19
>She explicitly invites me over to frick over text on the third date
>She starts introducing me to her social circles
>Don't care about that as much as the sex
>End up ghosting her
>Almost a decade since then and haven't gotten laid since
Take what you can get.
This b***h is so gross looking, I don’t get the appeal
I've fricked multiple prostitutes yet I still feel like a virgin
I cant imagine it's the same as fricking someone who really wants to be with you and doesnt have to do it in order not to get beat by their pimp
>fricking someone who really wants to be with you
The majority, if not all of the sex you get through dating apps and flirting at bars is the same kind of sex you get from a prostitute. A prostitute will do it for the money, the 500 body count girl you met will do it because she wants to be fricked by a dildo with a pulse. Good luck finding someone who loves you in order to get that other kind of sex, the good one.
Is this from something or is it just a "when is it appropriate to lose virginity" thread? That line is interesting
Sanctuary
She's sexy.
this scene has now a different connotation knowing her background
>tfw she wasn't acting
I'm almost 35 and I already gave up on this sex shit more than 10 years ago.
never kissed a girl, never been in love or felt anything like that.
its over
I wouldn’t even know how to kiss. Segs is simple enough but kissing just looks odd.
Is kissing just a israeli Hollywood psyop?
>tfw fricked my HS crush at 15
She had such big milkers and I got to tit frick em. HOW the frick did you guys drop the ball so fricking bad. You literally were in a building with teens at the peak of their hornyness and willingness to experiment
I’m genuinely rooting for you who are still virgins, and I say that with zero animosity. We’re all gonna make it. You guys included
Because I hated women back in high school and much as I do now
Fair enough
>HOW the frick did you guys drop the ball so fricking bad.
a combination of random circumstance (including unattractive personality and looks) and lack of social willpower
almost nothing is certain in this life but that it ends
Not all of us come from such free societies
then get an early arranged marriage you wog
What movie
>needs lube to wank
hahaha cutcucks really are broken
weird movie.
The guy in the movie is handsome and has really attractive features. They couldn't select someone a bit more believable for the role? Then again mental problems can hit anyone, doesn't matter how good looking you are
He's literally me.
How did he find this dommy mommy tho
At this point Im hoping I'll meet someone who wants a virgin as a cope
I'm 25. I fooled around with some girls, kissed with some and slept without sex with some when staying over but for some reason i always frick up at the crucial moment where they no longer want to be with me.
I hope you're all watching this movie and not just memeing itt because it's absolutely stunning
>slimy fetish fuel barely disguised as artsy character study by some dirty european who should probably be in jail for obvious reasons
yawn, seen it a million times.
you haven't seen it
you're not as unique as you think you are bud
i have no idea what you're rambling about rn
i've had few opportunities when i was between 18-21 years old but i never went more than kissing and some grabbing. Some girls wanted sex with me but i backed out because i feared pregnancy
Can't find a torrent for this movie since rarbg died
1337x.to
thanks bro
you're welcome
To all the anons who are trying to have sex, good luck, and just spend at least 5 minutes kissing and at least 5 minutes on naked foreplay. I was there once too.
To all the anons looking for a relationship, I need an attractive girl, 5’7”+, amazing smile, nice ass, very smart, funny, who agrees that most movies of today are trash, skis, and isn’t turbo liberal. Where can I find this?
im unironically a 32 year old virgin. Outside of the rare handshakes, I have not touched the skin of another human being for 12 years.
I hate women but want to have sex with them.
a family friend of mine has a hot daughter with austism who has a bf. She is a skinny Latina who is average build but ditzy and wears revealing clothes. I wanna frick her so bad. I can go over to the dude's house whenever I want but I like her BF,he's a cool dude. My morality just won't let me bang her.
Your morality and her total lack of interest more likely
bro she touched me pec and we were flirting hard after I listened to my dick,while we were in the pool alone. I made excuse to leave as I was gonna brake the golden rule "broes before hoes"
Sounds like malarkey to me
believe it or not anon. Just know that i'm struggling with this. I literally don't wanna be alone with her as I like my family friend and her BF.
beta cope
>b***h says that to me on top of me
>I start laughing because I don't feel sexual pleasure
I won
>dead dad gives his multibillion dollar company to his son, who then gives it to his dominatrix.
And nobody from the company has an issue with this?
they don't know it's his dominatrix and he's just delegating all responsibility to a CEO, companies are ran like this all the time. Maybe they'd have concerns due to her lack of business experience or something but beyond that what does it matter? it's his money and if he's bought them out it's his to do whatever with
If you gums bleed when you brush it means you have poor mouth hygiene. That's gross. If she's a white woman, she's probably been blowing the whole dog park.
I liked the SAW trap where a pedophile had to choose between his balls getting ripped from his body or putting his dick in a contraption that would cut it into small chunks he then had to it.
I told me friend that scene was fricked up and only a mentally disturbed person would put it into a movie, but he said gore porn in an acceptable movie genre and I shouldn‘t judge israeli people so harshly.
This dumb nepo baby is neither sexy or intimidating.
Setup for my hubby on the weekend 🙂
We may record something for our PH channel.
You should get a sharpie and draw dicks all over him, imagine his face when he finds out
im 31 yo virgin hello
same
30 lvl non-larping wizard here
AMA
Glad this thread is still up, so I could wake up the next day and be reminded again of how embarrassing my life is
>tfw a virgin because I'm too embarrassed to buy condoms
i wish i was joking
see
crab buckets
demiurge
women want power over you and will emotionally manipulate and lie to you to put into into positions that they want
ignore rotting holes and seek the company of good people
one b***hs evil moron opinion says more about her than it will ever say about you
Truth behind femdom fetish.
Or generally why there are more subs than doms.
I laughed but not out loud. Maybe I should say I chuckled