>Lost your virginity at 25?
>You’re not ugly
>I’m sure some girl who brushes her teeth until her gums bleed and who prepares all of her meals at the start of the week would love to go down on a nothing like you
What did she mean by this? Is this some kind of archetype? Because I know a girl who does exactly those things and honestly Margaret seems like she does those things too.
it means predictable and boring
Women think men want exciting women? That explains a lot.
There really is no female equivalent for the desire a lot of guys have for the most boring and complacent b***h possible
The unattainable female fantasy
>I want a man who's a handsome billionaire vampire serial killer that ravishes me with luxury and then chokes and sodomizes me
The unattainable male fantasy
>I want a woman who has a generally pleasant and cooperative demeanor and keeps her schizo c**t outbursts to a minimum
There is a male equivalent to the female fantasy, though. It's not exactly the same; men generally don't care whether a woman is rich. But many men do like exciting, intelligent, dark triad women.
I don't dispute that fricking Carmen Sandiego or Catwoman or whatever is the male version of a female fantasy, but there is no gender inverted equivalent to the male fantasy of a softspoken moron who wants little, expects nothing and just likes you while being quietly supportive
Yes, I'm sure you are correct. Even dominatrices have a particular disdain for milquetoast, meek, boring men. They prefer their subs to have some creativity, enthusiasm, and energy about them, but they commonly lament the lack of such men. Most of their clients are the type you describe which no woman wants.
it's the same with prostitutes. they generally dislike the soft, submissive clients
That's to be expected of nearly any woman, and prostitutes are no different in that regard. A pro domme who actually enjoys what she does by disposition, however, does experience some appreciation and affection for submissiveness in men. They just don't like them to be boring wimps, if that makes sense.
I don't care if they dislike me, at least a prostitute won't get mad when you finish early like a regular girl would
>I want a woman who has a generally pleasant and cooperative demeanor and keeps her schizo c**t outbursts to a minimum
so say we all
I don't get why you'd want someone boring. This life is already a bore as it is
Then have a nice day
Exciting to a woman is having you unknowingly raise another man's children and getting into yelling matches every day. What sane man wants that?
enjoy chads sloppy seconds cuckold
>I want a woman who has a generally pleasant and cooperative demeanor and keeps her schizo c**t outbursts to a minimum
I hate to break it you guys but this is actually a thing, I know most of you have gaslit yourselves into hating woman via a mixture of loneliness, click bait headlines and MGTOW tier memes but the truth is there are woman who desire this.
I'm not going to give you guys advice because I learned long anon trying that happiness is a choice and you guys have subconsciously decided you wanted to be unhappy because its easier than accepting personally responsibility but needless to say if your life consists of
>Wake up
>Go to work
>Come home
>shitpost and vidya
>go to bed
you don't have any real exposer to woman and have an incredibly skewed sense of reality.
>this is actually a thing
Post 5 examples
my five wives I have waiting at home for me after I behead some infidels, inshallah
Show me this woman and I’ll show you a liar who gaslights even themselves
>incels think women want a hulked up giga Chad with a horse wiener, drives a red Ferrari, wears an expensive watch, who was a sports superstar in school.
These are all male fantasies that are projected onto women. Women mainly want men of high social status first, and once they start to yearn for fulfillment they begin to value financial stability more.
Did you even read his post? He nailed what women want spot on and didn't say anything about le gigachad.
stability is the fricking best. but i married a bipolar woman so what the frick am i doing.
being with anyone that has low self esteem is frustrating as frick.
she just acted on that impulse to bring you lower because you invited it and soon every girl followed like a pack animal.
whats your iq anon?
Stop trying to normalize your low test outlook.
Women want a man to make their lives exciting. Men make their own lives exciting. Sorry, you have female brains and are probably boring yourselves.
Planning for the future and taking calculated actions does not make you predictable. Impulsive people are often more predictable because they do not control the routines they fall into.
You are trying to come off as better than whoever but are just a fool. You typed out that planning something out is actually not being predictable despite the point of planning on something is so you can assume it will happen. And that "random" people are actually not unpredictable because they are predictably unpredictable.
Babble anon, rewrite your point if you were actually trying to make one.
>t. Sensualist morons
Your alcohol problem and poor finance is showing, have fun with your spontaneity and excitement of random bullshit in life, us machiavellian Chad's stay winning
This is, probably, one of the most moronic things I've ever read in this place, and it's been 18 years now, but you're up there, in the moronic podium
Eh. Kinda. I could make sense of it and argue in its favor but I don't care. Impulsive people can be kinda predictable in doing their impulsive things like predictable lying, being late, being bad with finances, buying stupid superfluous shit etc while someone who plans stuff out could still surprise you with their behavior. I don't think planning or being impulsive has anything to do with how predictable you are really, it's about how varied your actions are and impulsive people can be predictable in their actions. FRICK I went ahead and defended him anyways FRICK YOU
>ugh youre not an impulsive emotional idiot who just bumbles through life blindly, BORING
Ill be boring over here, leave me be if you would be so kind. If not, some hot lead will pay a visit
I'd recommended going to the dentist.
How do I reply without caving her face in?
>you know, if you want to get laid, you can just ask
Why is she so horny in every film
The only film I've seen where she isn't a prostitute is the one where she gets unconsciously raped and impregnated by Brian Cox.
How do I meet women like this irl (who'll offer to sleep with me for money)?
She sleeps with him in the movie for money because she's a reporter in Cuba and running low on cash. So, basically, just go to a foreign country that's a prime spot for tourists, frequent the bars, and find girls there who are running low on cash and need a quick way to get more money for their vacation. Or find a hitchhiker hippie girl on the street, like in her other movie. Or find an "aspiring pornstar actress" and offer to shoot amateur content with her, like in that other movie of her's. Honestly every character she plays is a prostitute in some way.
STOP THE PRESSES, A WOMAN PLAYS A CHRACATRER THAT IS A prostitute OF SORTS
Even her nun character is a bawd.
Thanks!
She plays a cute and devout nun in this (still has lesbian sexual thoughts)
Good timing.
how does it feel to cum inside a woman like this?
I haven't brushed my teeth in two years.
you will get stomach problems/poisoned from swallowing your own filthy spit even if the fluoride in water is keeping your teeth from falling out of your head
A guy in my town did this, he drank 20 servings of alcohol a day and never brushed his teeth until his spit rippen through his body below. rest in peace
>stomach problems/poisoned from swallowing your own filthy spit
>he drank 20 servings of alcohol a day
are you sure thats not just the alcohol burning a hole in his stomach
pretty sure that's from the alcohol
kekd
Humans have not been washing their teeh for most of humanity's existence. The problem is drinking alcohol, not not washing teeth.
Yeah and for most of humanity existence, they had shit teeth if they ate cereals, which most of them did and still do
Even worse with all the sugar around these days
Humans have been drinking alcohol for thousands of years though
I am drinking alcohol right now.
dumb frick the difference is refined carbohydrates like sugar and grain, aka substances that stick to the teeth and feed acid-producing bacteria cultures
liquor is great for your teeth. I think it's literally the only physical benefit of being an alcoholic
wash yo teeth homie
anon, there is a significant difference between 'not brushing your teeth lmao' and 'not brushing your teeth while consuming copious amounts of substances known to ruin your teeth'.
>his spit rippen through his body below
Are you finnish?
>tfw when your spit rippen
Why? It's not hard to brush your teeth every day dude.
I can't stand having bad breath
Yeah, we can tell
At least do it in the morning anon, takes 2 minutes and makes significantly less repulsive
My sister brushes her teeth once a week, is 33, and never had a cavity. Apparently some people have really good mouth biome which just makes sure theres no decay or something.
What's her diet like?
I don't brush my teeth or shower and haven't done so pretty much my entire life. People can't even tell because I don't exercise really so it's not like my body sweats or stinks. I just put on deodorant and the rest of my body doesn't smell like anything. The only time I will full on take a shower is if I plan to go out doing a physical activity, otherwise it's completely unnecessary and a waste of time. There are some minor downsides but otherwise it hasn't mattered. I've probably showered a grand total of 30 times since I turned 18.
Similarly, bad breath is caused by dehydration or trapped food. I swig soda every morning to get rid of morning breath and, again, nobody can tell. Tooth decay happens from sugar consumption. Most of human history didn't have toothpaste and people still kept their teeth. I did experience tooth decay and had to get dental work done to repair my teeth, but it's because I drank a lot of soda.
grim. i hope you use a bidet at least
Everyone around you thinks that you smell bad but no one wants to tell you. And no even if you asked them they probably wouldn't have been honest.
I know some people who say exactly the same thing and in reality they fricking reek lmao.
It's pure genetics. I have shit hygiene but never had cavities because my mouth is too acid. I get lots of tartar, thoughbeit.
I haven't brushed my teeth for around 2 years now either but, I have like 7 or 8 fake teeth and probably somewhere around 40 to 50 cavity fillings from drinking soda when I was a kid
Why? Just brush your teeth you disgusting homosexual
I just dig the plaque off with a finger nail these days
Don't eat much sweets and still floss occasionally, so rinsing with water + the finger nail treatment has been working well
You are a subhuman
you sound like you work in the dental industry
There's still plenty of normalgays out there to buy your pastes and brushes
This is really easy too, it only takes like 30 seconds to scrape your whole mouth
I've probably cleaned my teeth hundreds of times over the years while browsing Cinemaphile threads
It's barely even dirty either
my friend told.me he hadn't gone to the dentist in 10 years and didn't consistently brush and had no cavities when he went in for an appointment. Said the dentists couldn't believe it
I stopped brushing my teeth when I was 13, just stopped giving a shit. Never really had good looking teeth to begin with now I'm just waiting for the day I get a bad cavity then I can go and get all of them ripped out in one all at once hopefully I can get them all replaced, I'll probably look like steve-o but who care.
i saved this pic as a reminder to brush
Good, take care of yourself.
i already have a cavity on my front teeth that is noticeable when i talk just hope i won't get more
I had this happen and this cute girl who had a crush on me at the time told me I had some kind of vegetable stuck on my front tooth when it was my cavity. She was really embarrassed and so was I since it was at a table full of people we knew but then it unironically turned into an invitation to go to the dentist with me. Still embarrassing but at least I got a weird quasi date with her.
damn i'd hate for that to happen to me. i should visit a dentist
What’s your breath like?
It is incredibly difficult and expensive to replace teeth. I got one replaced. It took six months and cost $3000 with insurance. You're going to get dentures.
you could just fly to mexico and get all your teeth replaced for like 1k at most, this is what it cost my aunt last year
Yeah I'm sure going to a discount mexican dentist will work out.
Yeah. Teeth is easy.
meh, they have incredibly good equipment, they're very well trained, but they'll do it all in some shitshack so if you're a little b***h definitely don't do it
it's just dental work though, it's as medieval as it gets no matter where you go
>genetically shit teeth
>small, ruddy, crooked, crowded in mouth
>don't like sweets or sugar, teeth rot quickly without brushing, or with brushing, anyway
>dental """insurance""" is worthless, a single root canal + crown + followup is about $5000, maximum yearly benefit from my insurance is $1000
That's when I learned you can get dental work done in Mexico for about 1/6th the cost. Dentists are straight up con artists. There is no special magic it costly sorcery involved in teeth work. It's a drill, lidocaine, and an x-ray machine. Dentists are my most hated profession, frick those Black folk. They wanted $5000 to fix one tooth, ended up going to Mexico and got invisalign, two root canals redone and crowned with zirconia, and two veneers up front for that same $5000. INCLUDING THE COST OF TRAVEL TO MEXICO. Crock of shit.
If it makes you feel any better, dentists are the most depressed of all professions. Fully 1/3 of them die to suicide. Average lifespan of a dentist is like 53 years old or something.
Source?
the only good dentist is a woman. I have only been taken care of well by lady dentists. it's the mommy aspect I think. I like to be nursed by a dentist resting her ample bosom against my shoulder as she gives me a root canal
Shane MacGowan posts on Cinemaphile?
I did this and got 13 cavities as a result. Now I brush every day twice for 2 minutes each, use mouth wash, floss, and have a tongue scraper. I unironically felt like brushing my teeth was just a waste of time as if I had some natural teeth immunity to decay because as a kid I never got any cavities.
Double cum
I brush once every couple days, floss whenever I eat meat, and mouthwash whenever I brush. Slipped dentist for 13 years, went in last year because finally got insurance why not, zero cavities. The trick is to brush the backside of your bottom front teeth, due to gravity that is where most tartar will develop. I even bought my own dental hygienist pick, but you have to be careful with those. If you regularly go to the doctor or dentist I can tell you're a dysgenic fat frick.
Why do you keep making this thread? She's saying a moron could maybe find a moronic girl who appreciates him.
Got it, moron? Now move on so you can go find a girl who brushes her teeth until her gums bleed
>>Lost your virginity at 25?
haha, yes, i totally did that, i totally did that thing you are describing, haha
it means she has herpes and you shouldn't frick her
I lost my virginity at 16 to my female bully. She never spoke to me again afterwards.
lmao this homie got used as a sex toy by his bully
Kino, tell us more.
sounds like a perfect hookup
giwtwm
Get off my board Chad.
Be honest anon, you have a fetish for BDSM and femdom now, don't you?
Nice
Ah man. My female bully only tried to hot me really hard.
Back in my day this would be a 30 line greentext story ending in walk the dinosaur
Zoomers can't even put effort into fake Cinemaphile stories anymore.
Do girls realize the power they have? She irrevocably transformed this anon, he will only be attracted to dominant alpha girls for the rest of his life.
Barely any dominant girls exist so he's fricked
Exactly what I was trying to get at.
this was a good movie tbh
what movie is it
Sanctuary
AND THE FIRE IN YOUR EYES
KEEPS ME ALIVE
thanks for reminding me that i want to watch this, op. gonna stream it now
>nwf
God this writing and filming sucks.
Very organic dialogue
>An app on my phone
Pretty sure you can just say “I have an app” and everyone will understand what you mean.
>I installed a software application on my telephone
Give me the webm without the guy, you Black person.
"Nah b***h"
>pulls out and blasts on her face
>passes out and snores loudly
Cum
>PULLS out and cums inside her throat
Once again, so you morons understand. This webm is useless without sound.
NOOOOOO DONT MAKE ME CUM INSIDE YOUR YOUNG FERTILE PUSSY NOOOOOOOO WHAT A NIGHTMARE IM GOING INSANE
>https://voca.ro/1mGF3iCuFTfo
no way gay
I watched this film with the intention of getting off but it was actually pretty good. The layers of not knowing if she's just a sex worker, a girlfriend roleplaying, his wife or what.
The script is supposed to be poorly written, it's a plot point in the film. Everything she is saying was written for her by the guy.
>ok anon CUM
>BRAPS the biggest fart, the smell disgusts her off of my dick and my cum hits the ceiling
Not my first rodeo
what movie is this?
Star Wars: A New Hope
The worst Christopher Abbott film.
The best one is Black Bear with Sarah Gadon.
>The best one is Black Bear with Sarah Gadon.
Agreed.
This movie is worth it just for Sarah Gadon.
Beautiful Sarah Gadon butt.
I love Sarah Gadon.
Sarah Gadon is also pregnant in this film.
Christopher Abbott was so lucky to play Sarah Gadon's husband.
CUTE
What does sex feels like
>tfw I get off on being degraded but want to kill myself afterwards
masochism is so stupid but I can’t stop
I feel you fren, the key is to take the dompill and degrade other instead
>masochism is so stupid but I can’t stop
you're just taking on a temporary role to fulfill temporary pleasure with someone you trust (hopefully). It doesn't have to become a part of your identity, try to be more kind to yourself fren
Hitler did nothing wrong.
I told my ex that I didn't really like sex because i imagine myself humping her and it looks goofy. so she would call me a goofy frick around her friends to make me embarrassed. also during sex she'd call me goofy. then her friends started calling me goofy.
that relationship lasted 3 months.
all my relationships go like that. first they treat me nice, then I reveal my inner thoughts, then they bully me until I ghost them.
wtf why can't I just be normal. why can't they be normal.
maybe you should stop being goofy
The girl needs to feel like you're attracted to her, you have to reinforce it routinely. Otherwise she literally goes batshit insane.
I thought putting my dick in them or adjacent to them was good enough. at one point she said "you're only with me cause you think I'm hot". no shit, it's self evident you dumb hoe.
>You're a mix of feminine and masculine traits xD
>I don't want to talk about history only gossip girls
>You're no fun!
what's the point of a relationship at all, I don't want kids anyway. aside from having a maid to do my washing and cooking, I see no point. I wish i was a gay, it'd be like having your best friend who also sucks your dick, win win, except for the aids.
pic related
you sound incredibly immature
you really are goofy
t
Don’t reveal that shit ever out loud. You will never meet someone IRL you can share that with and won’t hold it against you.
Don't listen to these knuckleheads anon, you're based as frick and have a good mindset. Ascend beyond pussy if need be.
>wtf why can't I just be normal. why can't they be normal.
Because you are not normal
I use to be like this to until I met a girl who was straight up with (happened to be a stripper who are the most honest women you’ll ever encounter as long as you dont project some kind of chip on your shoulder). I took her out for a dinner and she told me to not talk about that shit until that girl is comfortable with me and talks that way herself. She gave me a blow job and said women aren't worth it unless you know it deep down. She may have been trying to grift me into being a client but ever since I applied her advise dating girls seems…stupid as frick and I rather just continue living until I meet someone absolutely worth it
when goofymaxxing goes wrong
Your mistake was sharing any thoughts or emotions with a woman. You need to treat them like they're moronic children
I guess goof maxing is not long term sustainable
You have to be willing to become physically aggressive with your woman, women shit test to determine where a man's boundaries are. If she tests you and determines that you pose no threat to her no matter how far she pushes you then she sees you as weak and will use you and cheat on you, if she tests you and determines that you are quick to become enraged and pose a serious threat to her safety then she will either leave you (because she's smart) or she will stay because she enjoys being abused. You need to be aggressive but not aggressive enough to do her lasting physical harm, just aggressive enough to let her know that you will not tolerate disrespect from her.
Don’t listen to this braindead take
She shit tests you because if you don’t stand up for yourself with her, it’s a sign you won’t stand up for yourself with others. It’s nothing to do with violence
>"nothing to do with violence"
The fact that women actively pursue relationships with violent Black folk says otherwise.
nice goalpost shift, moron
Providing an example isn't "shifting the goal posts". Lol
>I give a more convincing explanation of why women shit test
>you completely move on from the subject of shit tests and say ‘but why do women date black ppl then lol’
I’d say that qualifies as moving the goalposts, anon
(Pic related: u)
>Just be confident, no need to get violent.
>get cheated on.
>you just weren't confident enough.
You are treating women with kid gloves, talking to children and giving them a time out doesn't work however if you spank them they will listen, same with women, if you smack a woman she will listen. Women today do not have respect for men because they think they are equal to men when you smack them they learn that they aren't equal.
>Just be confident, no need to get violent.
I didn’t say confident. Showing you’re not a pushover might take confidence but they’re not the same thing.
>If you spank a child they will listen, same with women
Women are smarter than children. You’re basically admitting that you’re inarticulate and have to invoke violence to get your point across. This isn’t a flaw with women, it’s a flaw with you
>women today do not have respect for men
1. There’s no essential difference between a “woman today” and a woman 50,000 years ago
2. Women respect CERTAIN men when they pass shit tests by demonstrating they’re not pushovers
When "she let me hit cause I'm goofy" drastically backfires
I love Stacies so goddamn much
completely unironically
You're dating women with borderline personality disorder and every single reply to you is giving you advice under the assumption that all women have borderline personality disorder. Take a break from women, develop some self respect, and don't start dating the first desperate prostitute who shows any interest in you once you get back into the game.
>inb4 all women have BPD
No, you just attract mentally unstable insane women like flies because they can smell your insecurity and desperation and know that feigning interest in you will give them what they want.
women want to feel sexy and attractive . you telling them it looks goofy to have sex with them turns them off. women are moronic
She means man are le bad
>prepares all of her meals at the start of the week
so, she's really into fitness?
I'm turning 25 in a couple of months and I want to kill myself. Even if I had sex tomorrow, it wouldn't fix roughly a decade of lost development.
It's never too late to start anon
I tried but it feels meaningless at this point. Everyone else feels so comfortable in their own skin while I'm a fidgety, stammering mess.
What the frick do I have to offer anyone?
Imagine if, and that's a big if, I get a date. And imagine if that date goes fine, that's another massive if. Now imagine if it's time to kiss, another humongous if because I missed the part where you are supposed to learn all those little tells when you are 16 and being awkward and not knowing what you are doing is excused.
I go in and.. I don't know how to kiss. What the frick do I do at this point. Why would anyone try and babysit a guy who doesn't even know how to kiss when they could get someone else.
>I tried
no you didn't.
you're nervous around others because you feel inferior. the truth is you could have a gun in your pants and end their life in one second.
in the modern world, all men are equal under the bullet.
You have to be over 18 years old to post here.
according to the internet kissing isn't that hard and it's not too unlikely to get it right the first time
It’s really not that hard man. You could dedicate a day to learn all this stuff.
>I don't know how to kiss
Bro literally just look it up online. I learned from that Mystery Method show that was on MTV back in the day. There are hundreds of guides on everything you could ever want to know. Go read The Book of Pook. I don’t know why I’m telling you any of this, you’re just going to ignore it and keep wallowing in your own self pity.2jndg
If its really bothering you order an escort everyday for the next week. You'll be over it by the 4th day
it will only make things worse for him when he realises he can get sex only by paying
Yes because women generally don't expect you to pay for dinner and drinks before you get to frick them
You always pay one way or another brother
everything you think is holding you back is made up bullshit.
stop being a homosexual, go get a job, go get a car. whatever you think your problem is, why can't you fix it?
you're ugly or something? who cares. women love ugly bastards on the reg.
close the fricking browser and go do something rather than complaining like a redditor. you'll be just fine dude.
You know when leftist talk about social construct this and that? The idea that you can't be a successful happy man unless you're a sex machine is one of those. Snap out of it and realize that you've been compromised by an external influence telling you you're a loser.
I remember jumping through hoops to get pussy, succeeding, then getting confused when my life was hell having a nagging expensive brat in my living space. You got conned.
27. Barely got my shit together, but still living with my mom. I tell myself I'd get a flat and start living life when I pass my finals, but god knows I've told myself that far too many times.
It doesn't get better. I almost blew my brains out when I was 15. Biggest regret of my life is not going through with it. I'll never be young and impulsive enough to pull that off again
just take it easy man. women aren't everything in life. just accept yourself and say frick women and do what you want. try for your dreams. that's what im doing.
Embrace Christ. Everything is dark without the light of lights in your heart.
so now he'll be a moronic failure instead of just a failure
At least he won't be a homosexual atheist.
Unrionically if you're gonna rope anyway, why not "Arab immigrant in Europe" maxxx for some fun?
>inb4 only a subhuman would
Le ebin cycle path is the patrician huwhite man route as evinced by the 70s-90s era of kino documentaries in the wake.
Hell, you should be able to scrounge together cash for a hooker if nothing elze
>BAZOO!!!
Bazoo!!! Indeed my fren, I couldn't ever ask for more
HOOOOOOOOOO
same, it s simply over if you don t have sex or a gf before 20. i had (still have) self esteem issues because i had an infection that caused a very bad acne ( had to inject myself into the belly with some kind of vaccine) left holes and scares. it was over before it started
another one of these losers thread made my losers to make their fellow losers feel bad. misery loves company.
Does she get raped/murdered in that movie? Won't watch otherwise
no anon, avoid it
>tfw lost virginity at 22
W-What does this mean bros. The other day a friend of mine assumed I'm a virgin but I told him I am not and he couldn't believe it. I still feel like one even though I am not... how do you get rid of this feeling of being pathetic and inferior? it stings so much.
stop being an oversocialized homosexual. stop browsing this website.
Kinda abnormal but not outright off putting, if any one asks just say you were a late bloomer or waiting for the right person
>haven't been able to jack off in like two weeks
>struggling to keep an erection watching porn
>only getting hard to wife/gf asmr roleplays
>feeling the desire and need impregnate a woman
>not even in a coomer way just want those feelings of intimacy
>no idea how to find a gf
just go up to them in the wild and ask them if they would like to hangout sometime
This but don't be so vague about it. Make it a specific thing and determine a specific time right there.
Don't know about you guys, but lately I've started doing dumber and dumber shit, until hopefully something kills me.
Heard there are lots of fearless bears a couple of counties over because dumb tourists keep feeding them.
Time to fight a bear.
Wish me luck lads.
The bear isnt going to kill you. You'll end ip totally mutilated and guaranteed someone will find you or your survival instinct will drag yourself out of the woods. Now you live your life as mutilated frick who is actually unfrickable instead of a depressed guy who thinks he’s inferior
I have to ask, do you gays use instagram and snapchat? I dont mean do you POST. Do you lurk? Cause that is what is rotting your selfworth. The more time you spending observing “successful people” the more your intuition will tell you your life isn’t adequate and since your stupid asses aren't equipped with problem solving skills you just sit in despairing
>Bears don't kill you.
Bruh.
They usually dont bro, they frick you up and leave you for dead, if your trying to die on a hiking trail you’re gonna be found for sure
Try fighting a train, a bullet or gravity you pussy ass homosexual
31 lvl wizard here
AMA
What wisdom do you have for us younglings, O wise one?
>who prepares all of her meals at the start of the week
My sister does this so I would think she's accusing my family of incest.
dont know how much more i got in me lads
>honestly Margaret seems like she does those things too
That's exactly what she meant. The archetype is some very autistic and obsessive compulsive type of girl.
biggest anime L
I know blackpillers always say "IT'S ALL ABOUT LOOKS LOOKS LOOKS WOMEN ONLY WANT 6'5 CHAD WITH HUNTER EYES AND GOOD JAWLINE" but I've known some fat ugly motherfrickers who got laid before they were 15
I've been called handsome before and I'm still a virgin at 23 because of my chronic autism
>I've known some fat ugly motherfrickers who got laid before they were 15
Right. Before 15, so probably before females are able to determine their own sexual marketplace value and set their standards accordingly
>Cinemaphile - Therapy for Virgins
You're in here with us sweetie
I'd like to actually discuss this movie, or even BDSM or something to make it at least tangentially related instead of this incel shit we've all heard 10,000 times by now
I'm bored of sex at this point.
I don't much care for it anymore, ether, but sometimes I think about hiring a dominatrix to see if I'd enjoy it. I don't think Sanctuary presents what it would actually be like, but having never done it, I wouldn't know.
>wants to discuss BDSM
>posts this lame pic as a representation of BDSM
It's the only one I have that's even remotely BDSMish. I don't have much interest in the porn, but the idea of doing intrigues me
Calm down you cargo pants wearing long haired 'sir'
This zoomer girl I'm seeing is obsessed with my butthole. She will happily rim me any time she goes down on me.
Anyway, lately she's been getting more aggressive and has been fingering my butthole during blowjobs and doing stuff like "teasing" me by sitting on top of me in cowgirl and holding me down while semi-inserting my dick/grinding on it for like 30 minutes at a time.
My question is, does this mean she thinks she's the dominant one now? I slap her around, choke her during sex regularly so it seems odd. Thoughts?
>My question is, does this mean she thinks she's the dominant one now? I slap her around, choke her during sex regularly so it seems odd. Thoughts?
No, I don't think that means she thinks she's the dominant one in your relationship, especially since you use force on her without her protesting. Sounds like she's into playing with power dynamics in sex and likes giving up power just as much. Plenty of girls are like this without wanting to be full domme.
Alright, thanks. I'm just not used to girls being this assertive I guess. It should be fine as long as I don't pussy out in other respects.
Yeah man, I wouldn't worry about it. I was with a girl like that in high school who liked to take the reins sometimes with the teasing and shit, but she also wanted me to act out her rape fantasies. It's a good thing to have a girl that likes to mix it up, makes the sex more fun. I don't get ass eating personally but I'll leave that to the zoomer degenerates.
shit in her mouth to show her who's boss. i hope you degenerate catch mouth cancer from all that ass eating btw
How would you respond to this without sounding mad
He says
>yeah
>no
>wait, what?
What if YES, YES, and I also prepare all my meals at the start of the week?
Memes and shitposting aside, is 25 the last year before it becomes genuinely weird being an adult virgin?
>tfw have one year left
Why do you care? Just work on yourself. You shouldn't even think about it. Sex is the end result of success or hiring a prostitute, so just do one of those things. Preferably the first one since paying a woman to like you is just sad.
You're not paying her to like you, you're just paying to rent her body
The honest answer is 18. When I tell people I lost it at 19 they look at me with pity and embarrassment.
it's nobody else's business, and anybody who is overtly interested in how old you were when you fricked for the first time is a creepy weirdo.
>everyone else but me is weird
Lmao
The only people I've ever known who are obsessed with other people's age of virginity loss have been sexual deviants and addicts who can't keep a job or a relationship
And apparently that's everyone that guys told it to, lrl
well,
>sexual deviants and addicts who can't keep a job or a relationship
many such cases
>It's only those type of people
Lel
23
it doesn't really matter man. and frick people if they judge.
I'm 29, so it's gotta be 35. I still have time.
>I am such a sociopath i cant relate to men or even below mid women
>I cannot comprehend of a human being having value beyond making men cum from their pennis
What changed in the past few decades that women cant be shamed anymore?
I want to break them emotionally but they are all soulless robots.
wow, a toothpick? she MUST be cool!
that's a fricking pen u blind tart
I kneel
She's so fricking hot in this movie. Terrifyingly hot. Women shouldn't be allowed to be this attractive. It gives them too much power.
True
How? Why? Why does this give me an overwhelming urge to jerk off? What about this could possibly trigger my evolutionary instinct?
You could fly a 747 through that tooth gap
The first time she went to a dentist, she was 19, and the dentist told her that her teeth were perfect.
Women love to flout their sexuality to dab on and manipulate lesser men. Also women love to pretend to be "pure" and "virginal" when attracting higher status men.
Though a girl acting undecided is likely because you're a pussy and she wants to bail out, and a girl acting sexually active is because she wants to frick your higher status ass.
It's the duality of women, and most of it is in the underlying tone.
She mocks you sexually? She thinks you're a lower status nobody. She's attracted to you and suck your wiener in the bathroom? She thinks you're worth to have children with right now (but not necessarily to have a long term relationship, which makes single mothers all the time). A girl prevaricating around tea because she's unsure? She thinks you should die. A girl acting real interested but shy and she promises you she never even had one guy in her life? She'll marry you.
It isn't that hard to understand. After all, women can do it, so anyone can do it, really. Women understand women all the time, and they hate women much more.
Post the hottest dommes in your area. There's a good directory here: https://www.dickievirgin.com/content/quick-search-country
For me, it's Auntie Rhi
https://www.your-auntie-rhi.com/
In Thailand women will do anything for $50.00.
i just found a website which is basically onlyfans but it's for girls who cover themselves in shit
You can't just say that without dropping the link
Are women like this real?
yes, there are evil women
Nothing evil about her.
And also the part where she intuitively knows exactly what you need, wants you to be a stay-at-home husband, and loves and feels complete with you.
A young, hot, highly skilled dominatrix who will rape you with her pusy and unironically blackmail you without you having to ask for it probably exceedingly rare.
I lost my virginity when I was like 26 and she never even noticed I was a virgin since I've watched so much porn I already knew about making the pussy wet first before digging in. She was surprised I was so good.
>all you have to do to get a gf like this is be the heir to a multibillion dollar business
Is it really that easy?
>itt: wahhh wahh my life is so hard!
Think about life for a woman. It's way more difficult.
>women think men wouldn't love this
How out of touch can you get?
>being a woman is so easy even the CWC technique would have worked
women literally have it so easy they think unwanted attention is the worst thing in the world. lmao
ftm trannies want to an hero due to the loneliness
seethe
the red light districts of major metropolitan areas
I'm not talking about trafficked women with pimps. I mean women like those in the clip.
Lots of em on facebook. Usually right in their profile too.
many women addicted to hard drugs will do things like that
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
All girls think like this, some just have such low self esteem they never say it out loud.
Just remember kings, YOU are the prize, and unless you're a corporate wagie or zog dog working directly for tamuldic profits and protection all women quite literally owe you sex. Unless she's a virginal teenager with rudimentary homemaking skills all women are useless, worthless, and disposable sex toys that exist only to make you cum and no amount of social brainwashing and propaganda and slathered on make up will ever change that fact.
thought this was emma roberts
She's the new model
It should have been. Emma doesn't have a weird twitchy tick that has to be edited around
Emma can only play one character, though, and it isn't Rebecca
bags of sand
THOUGH
> I’m sure some girl who brushes her teeth until her gums bleed and who prepares all of her meals at the start of the week would love to go down on a nothing like you
Is this a real quote from the movie? Sounds really stupid, like "we are the spark that will start the fire that will burn first order down"
Gotta be honest, not a huge fan of this thread.
it'll be okay anon
dont care for this b***h at all.
what does this say about me
lost it at 26. I am ugly and moronic. Frick you and you homosexual thread. Listen here homies, lose weight, upgade you wardrobe and then take a chance on tinder.
>tinder
im glad i found every girl i ever met and had a good time with through school, friends or friend's girlfriends. or girlfriends friends (after we broke up)
frick trying to make it in tinder
That's really not an option if you don't have a social circle.
So, when is the loneliness supposed to kick in? I'm 26 and the only thing that causes me any amount of dread is my shitty job.
I hate this post and you OP, and have no intention of watching whatever movie this is.
This thread could be filled entirely with Sarah Gadon pics, and frankly it should be.
Let's all post Sarah Gadon.
But Sarah Gadon is the best part.
Everyone loves Sarah Gadon
Sarah Gadon was great in it, but the entire point of the movie is to spotlight Aubrey's range as an actress. Plaza is like five different people in it. Gadon only two people in it: a dumb b***h and a fun b***h.
Plaza was literally the same character in all segments, which is not acting as she plays herself every time.
Nah she only played herself in the very first segment
Cope. She cant act.
Anon, Black Bear is about her acting like she's acting to be somebody else who she may or may not be, then it's about her acting as an actress having a meltdown who then goes on to do acting. She would not have been cast if she can't act. There are many untalented actresses, but Aubrey Plaza is not one of them.
The quality of the acting is irrelevant to the plot, hence why they cast someone who couldnt act.
The plot isn't even relevant to the movie. The acting is the entire point. The seminal scene is entirely about acting. The moment the entire movie builds towards is simply her acting a scene as an actress, and in that scene Sarah Gadon is reduced to essentially a set piece.
The movie is not about acting, it is about writing. The objective quality of the performances by the actors is not relevant.
You're engaging with a moron more autistic than a kpop stan
Here is is getting banned nearly two thousand times
Many people post Sarah Gadon you know.