Luke, did I ever tell you about Galen Marek, also known as Starkiller? You see, Starkiller was the secret apprentice to your father.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Galen Marek, also known as Starkiller? You see, Starkiller was the secret apprentice to your father. He was so brokenly powerful that he was nearly able to crush the Rebel Alliance before he turned to the Light Side of the Force. Then, he practically became the driving hope behind them. When Starkiller went to confront the Empire and your father, he struck him down in a moment of rage and turned his lightsaber on your father's true master: The Emperor. Yes, Luke. Galactic Emperor Sheev Palpatine is in fact a Sith Lord. What's a Sith Lord? Well, they're like Jedi... but incredibly evil and with a preference for dark clothing.

Anyway, your father's killer has become aware of your existence and is tracking us to this very planet. We must get to the Mos Eisley spaceport before he finds us. I hear the legendary Bounty Hunter named Boba Fett is here as well. We must be careful, Luke. This Starkiller fellow doesn't frick around. He brought down a Star Destroyer with the Force, the whole thing, it was fricking insane. A constant fanfiction, Luke.

And he was a good friend.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Force Unleashed games were the last time I enjoyed anything Star Wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm enjoying the new lego game a fair bit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you were 12.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think of number 2?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember how the g

      Starkiller > Ahsoka

      ame always crashed when I was about to beat the Emperor so I always had to go with the dark side ending. What a piece of shit game.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starkiller > Ahsoka

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        George was more involved with TFU than TCW.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This post gave me AIDS.

        First off, what an un-charismatic and bland YouTuber. Second, Lucas is on record saying TFU worked as a video game story and he liked the idea of ramping up the force powers all around. Plus don't care, he signed off on it after a few edits, plus you're a gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >source: none

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He's one of those people...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong mobile download, Black person. One of those is a cinematic from SWTOR and the other is Filonishit. You're out your depth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No you are, Go watch Rebels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't think I have? Other than the lightsabers being designed with roughly the same circumference of your dick, what do you like about that garbage?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It hurt itself in confusion.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just admit you were looking for a place to post that shitty wojak but chose the wrong one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, This OP making fun of High-T Star Wars right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes OP, here. What the frick are you talking about, "make fun of"? I went through the effort of posting a condescending summary of TFU Dark Side Ending along with a reference to Anakin's jailbait teen apprentice's constant porno. And you say I make fun of it? You must be a sensitive troon like

                >I've been caught on my bullshit, better start schizoposting
                Dilate with a chainsaw, troon.

                says

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I've been caught on my bullshit, better start schizoposting
          Dilate with a chainsaw, troon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those swtor cinematics were unironically good, too bad the game was awful, i wonder if the servers for it are still up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're still up, they even retooled the whole class system recently.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is it any better, i remember it being a pretty bad wow clone but some of the class stories were ok

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Is it any better
            Not really. I did beat all the stories, but I have a love-hate relationship with the game.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starkiller is so edgy and over the top that he loops back around to being awesome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Starkiller was played by Star Wars autist/chad Sam Witwer who put more thought into the character for a single cutscene than what the actors in today's Star Wars project ever did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Love Sam, He's an EU zealot.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should they make starkiller canon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What would be the point?
      Another Bad End for a beloved character?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As an inquesitor could be cool
      Bring back jerec too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sam Whitwer would do it in a heartbeat. And if the writing was creative enough, something like

      As an inquesitor could be cool
      Bring back jerec too

      could be possible.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how vidya protag usually are on par with demigods by the end of the game, prehemptively saying that he was stupidly OP was arguably the right move. Conversely, i don't really buy unto the "literal nobody becomes übermensch" trope, it's unrealistic and gives no explanation on why It happens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True but in the end he was still just in-between Vader and Palps in terms of power. Presumably, with a wider gap between Starkiller and the Emperor than Vader and Starkiller. The powers were amped up for everyone in the game including Shaak Ti, Rahm Kota and others.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rahm kota was based

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