Luke did I ever tell you about Luuuke, one of your many evil clones?

Luke did I ever tell you about Luuuke, one of your many evil clones?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, please tell me the full story

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger Proboscis Luuke: A Star Wars Story

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    EU loved clones

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Aunt Beru mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      unirinucally that might be the reason why his fricking name is Luuke

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not.
        In heir to the empire clones had a verbal tick causing them to mispronounce their own name, designed to ensure they couldn’t replace the originals.
        It was ultimately a silly idea and it lead to Luuuke being written to mock it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not talking about the gay in-universe reasoning, I mean the inspiration for the thing to begin with. Someone someday watched the movie with subs and went "Heh, Luuke", big if true.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It just reads better in prose than constantly writing 'said the clone', 'said the clone of Luke' or 'said Luke's clone'. I hope you guys don't actually think his name was Luuke in universe.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Joruus C'baoth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He controls the Force.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thrawn trilogy was such dogshit

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit sequelgays
    >OLD EU BAD BECAUSE LUKE CLONES
    Also reddit sequelgays
    >OMG PALPATINE CLONES SO COOL AND EPIC GIVE ME MORE SLOP DISNEY

    Honestly sequelgays are worse than old EU fans, at least there was some good EU shit like KOTOR or the bane books. Plus not to mention some random shitty comic or book being bad isn’t nearly as egregious as the main trilogy films being terrible. I just don’t get how sequelgays can unironically make fun of the old eu while consoomong slop from Disney

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I hate Disney but the EU was a convoluted fricking mess.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, not really

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I know you're like 14 but before Disney bought Star Wars the EU was widely ridiculed on the internet as moronic fanfiction, including on Cinemaphile.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't think so

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of that criticism came from people that never bothered to read it though.
          Take Luuuke, as a prime example; he was literally a joke character. He was written because his author wanted to poke fun at himself for not realising how silly the clone verbal tick was.
          Likewise Skippy was a piss take of vital characters being shoved in and then never mentioned again, yet it was held up as prime EU shit writing.

          People who actually knew about it and want to mock the EU would generally point to the tail end of NJO, Traviss and Denning in particular

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tail end of NJO
            Sounds like you were about to slander my wife there haha. I'm sure you didn't mean anything by it bud so no worries. But watch yourself. Haha just kidding man.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Unifying Force is a more satisfying ending for the original cast than ROTJ. Just ignore everything that came after.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ya it was a mess, but an easily ignorable one. Just don’t read the shitty comic and books or play the bad games. There were different levels of canon and nothing was on the same level as the movies anyway so who cares if some lower level canon sucked, it wasn’t real canon anyway. But the sequel movies are on the same level as the OT so then being bad is way more insulting. The old eu was fun, it was either good and enjoyable or stupid and terrible but fun to laugh at. The ST is just insulting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The EU was fine by the time RotS came around, that mess was mostly caused by TCW, TFU, Denning's shit and TORtanic, which all came after.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because no one actually gave a shit lol. To hear people talk about it now it sounds like this huge intricate well planned thing but in reality lucas gave the rights away like free candy and did not care about it and so you'd have 2 dozen different stories happening at the same part of the timeline conflicting each other.

      That's because to lucas it wasn't anymore real or substantial than your own imagined star wars adventure in your backyard swinging a stick around. Lucas was never in a billion years going to sit down and write VII himself and think
      >wow what did those other guys say? The You So Long? Wow you know what, I'll use someone else's bullshit for my story and characters I made myself!
      Was never gonna happen, downright insulting to believe it could have lol, imagine thinking Hedley other people compel or control his creations.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people that tow this line about the EU being a mess are usually the zoomers that grew up with The Clone Wars and never touched a book in their lives.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol there were literally 6 levels to the fricking canon. The top being G Canon because George was always God. You don't need 6 levels of canon unless there's a ton of bullshit from comics and video games and whatnot all happening at once.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like they needed a canon level specifically for TCW because it was fricking everything up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For all practical purposes, in the EU the canon began and ended at direct sequels to specific books, with the events being a guideline to other works. It actually helped, because you could more easily segregate the shit parts with the knowledge that you could safely ignore it when partaking in ones you did.
      It's no coincidence that the NJO era, the longest set of interconnected material, catches the most shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The same autistic weirdos who call Disney Nuwars shit (It is) want starkiller to be canon

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about bigger Luke?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the most schizophrenic shit I have ever seen.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I used to spend entire afternoons getting into the extreme autism of wookippieda, extremely entertaining

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke
    >Bigger Luke
    >Luuke
    >Luuuke
    >Jake
    are there others?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    aren't palpatine and the other bad guy in the sequel trilogy also clones ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cosimo Palpatine I was the first Emperor of the Galactic Empire and was succeeded by his son, Cosimo Palpatine II.
      https://starwars-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Cosimo_Palpatine_I

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're forgetting someone.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was a pretender though.
          I love the fact that these books were literally never referenced again, not even as an Easter egg.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meet Reey

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Obi Wan tell Luke about a clone that wouldn't exist for nine more years?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A good question, for another time

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about Bigger Luke?

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