> Luke, did I ever tell you about Order 66? It was the Emperor's secret codeword to initiate the great genocide of the Jedi Order, of which there were only a handful of survivors, including Mill Alibeth, Djinn Altis, Tiberus Anderlock, Klossi Anno, Aqinos, Fable Astin's mother, Baylan Skoll, Kelleran Beq, Nej'a Berto'Lo, Ood Bnar, Bon (Jedi), Empatojayos Brand, Brianna (Human), Maris Brood, Drun Cairnwick, Caryn (Jedi), Shen-Ji Collun, Winslau Da'k, Vima-Da-Boda, Winslau Da'k's Jedi Master, Death Star Prisoner, Markus Dorivonn, Ekria, Elaiza, Selrahc Elous, Neth Enasteri, Tallisibeth "Scout" Enwandung-Esterhazy, F, Minos Fel'Kona, Gel, Genel, Gerrick, Din Grogu, Gungi, Kina Ha, Halbret, Hal Horn, Ikrit, Ilum (Jedi), Roganda Ismaren, Ylenic It'kla, Kanan Jarrus, Jedi Prisoner, Darrus Jeht, Jek-14, Dass Jennir, Jerec (Inquisitor), Jiro (Jedi), Jorad, Drakka Judarri, Bardan Jusik, Kai Justiss, K'Kruhk, Kaoln, Coleman Kcaj, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Danaan Kerr, Cal Kestis, Sinsor Khal, Ka-Moon Kholi, Jimbo Kinnison, Rahm Kota, Matarmeno Krahn, Darth Krayt, Drake Lo'gaan, Taron Malicos, Vanzell Mar-Klar, Nichos Marr, Maw (Dark Jedi) ...Naq Med, Celeste Morne, Noirah Na, Nable, Lora Nadad, Deran Nalual, Nedriss Narr, Nia, Nos'lyn, Feris Olyn, Onkya, Pann, Diala Passil, Jax Pavan, Chase Piru, Plett, Qid Proko, Qu Rahn, Oppo Rancisis, Jin-Lo Rayce, Tyneir Renz, Aven Rolk, Rugal, T'ra Saa, Joc Sah, Sardoth, Seddwia, Reva Sevander, Corwin Shelvay, Echuu Shen-Jon, Kara Shuba, Ydra Kilwallen Sibwarra, Sidirri, Rachi Sitra, Vivert Stag, Olee Starstone, Kennan Taanzer, Ahsoka Tano, Damien Tantrellius, Dorn Tavers, Tholme, Vhiin Thorla, Wise Man of Kooroo, Togorian youngling, Antinnis Tremayne, Jee Ken Tsokee, Bre'ano Umakk, Hoddas Umgil, Unidentified Human female Jedi (Jar'kai), Unidentified Human male Jedi (Faalo's Will), Unidentified Human male youngling, Unidentified Jedi (Ironarm), Unidentified Rodian Jedi youngling.
>... Unidentified Twi'lek Force-sensitive, Trilinae Untaire, Urootar, Uvell, Sarn Vals, Vamilad, Kira Vantala, Quinlan Vos, Roni von Wasaki, Antaria Wellos, Yoda, Zao, and Arligan Zey.
> Now the Jedi are all but extinct. And they were good friends.
>and they were all good friends
>and he was a good friend
I wanted to get some expanded universe books on audible but Disney seems to have gotten rid of any unabridged recordings or did they just never exist?
Han solo trilogy and bounty hunter takes, boba feet books, all kino when I was a kid
>Boba feet
Lel I hate being a phone poster but for some reason randomizing my IP does ban evade any more
YOU WERE MY BROTHER UNIDENTIFIED HUMAN MALE JEDI! I LOVED YOU!
>It was the Emperor's secret codeword
>Order 66
It was an actual order though, unless you're talking about that stupid brain chip retcon that nobody likes.
what was order 65?
Taco Tuesday
>Order 65 stated that if either a majority of the Galactic Senate or the Republic Security Council deemed the Supreme Chancellor—the Supreme Commander of the Grand Army and an office held by Palpatine during the war—unfit for duty, and if the clone forces directly received Order 65, then the army was to immediately arrest or, if needed, kill the Chancellor. Following this, command of the Grand Army would be given to the acting Chancellor until a stable replacement could be chosen.
>and if the clone forces directly received Order 65
from whom though?
Power Man
>from whom though?
>either a majority of the Galactic Senate or the Republic Security Council
so a majority of the senate would have to appear all squashed together on the hologram to every clone trooper to invoke order 65?
What was order 6?
>Order 6 was one of the contingency orders that the clones learned during their training on Kamino. It was an order to the clones from the Supreme Chancellor to throw their comlinks away as soon as possible.
Does wookiepedia really have a listing with made up bullshit for every order Palpatine made?
Without looking it up I'm going to say yes because autism
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends
>https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends
holy fricking shit dear god what the frick i'm fricking going to die from laughter
Really?
yeah
also heads up the trash monster in the death star was actually a lesbian jedi monster
No, since only a few orders have ever been explained. It's just alluded to that every order has a meaning, which makes sense.
All the Orders:
>Order 4
>Order 5
>Order 6
>Order 37
>Order 64
>Order 66
>Order 67 (Lego joke)
And 65, of course.
NO POOFTAHS!
>10k jedi
>fewer than 100 after one night
>most of those get hunted down and killed anyways
wow what a plot hole wtf
If anything it was Empire that retconed how many surviving Jedi there should be. Never made much sense that Obi-wan and Yoda were the only ones left. There should be at least hundreds.
I liked the idea better where there were only a handful left like Obi-Wan, Luke, Leia, Yoda and maybe 2 or 3 more, because Vader personally hunted most of them down.
>because Vader personally hunted most of them down
This is something missing from the EP3-4 gap, that they really ruined with having so much focus on the inquisitors instead. Half of Vader's legend was that he hunted down and killed the Jedi himself, not that he gave orders as a hologram for others to do it.
It never made a lick of sense that:
1. Only two Jedi survived.
2. Yoda somehow, magically, knew this fact.
At the start of Order 66, there were 10,000 Jedi Knights, not counting Padawan, failed Jedi, Jedi who left etc. It was always absurd to think that, having the entire fricking GALAXY to hide in, including the Unknown Regions/Outer Rim, and being the quintessential survivalists, 99,99999% of them were found by the Empire...somehow.
For frick's sake, all you had to do was hide out in the middle of some jungle - and that's it. Perfectly safe.
Or simply go to a world in the aforementioned parts of the galaxy, where the Empire had very little to no presence.
In the EU they at least attempted to remedy this by constantly having moronic Jedi either going after the Empire solo, or gathering in larger groups and drawing attention.
This. Plus the fact that everyone forgets Obi-Wan reprogrammed the message asking Jedi to return to the temple, instead warning them to stay away.
...and that not a single surviving Jedi would train new ones, though at least Filoni remedied that in at least one case (Ezra Bridger).
It's a lot harder to train new members when you're a hobo in the slums or wilderness instead of having a cushy fortress on the galactic capital and being funded by the government in exchange for being their assassins/diplomats
>Jimbo Kinnison
I must know more
>Order 67 stated that upon successful genocide of the Jedi, all clones were to be invited to a pizza party held in the basement lobby of the Coruscant Pizza Hut one solar week after the issuance of the order
Why would they make light of something so evil?
>Luke, did I ever tell you how your father burst into flame below my feet? "I hate you," he screamed. I looked down and thought about how it would be a mercy to kill him. Well, I was not feeling merciful.
The Clone Wars is kino and fully embodies an actual Star War. The GCW is just nothing but guerilla shit
Frick filoni. Ahsoka is a prostitute.
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Bidlo Kwerve? He was a Corellian pirate and smuggler who served Jabba Desilijic Tiure. A tall, grizzled man with scarred features and a mane of black hair, he was known for his greediness and hot temper, and was quick to respond to any perceived insults. Kwerve and a Twi'lek named Bib Fortuna competed to become Jabba’s new majordomo after the Hutt deemed his previous retainer, Naroon Cuthus, too old and incapable of carrying out his duties. Kwerve and Fortuna hated each other with a passion and went to great lengths to prove themselves in Jabba’s eyes, though Jabba considered each as incompetent as the other. Kwerve disliked Jabba’s top pilot, Han Solo, and the two often clashed, both in words and with blasters. Around 2 BBY, he considered leaving Jabba’s employ because of the continual menial tasks that were being asked of him, and though Fortuna encouraged him to quit, he never did. Shortly before the Battle of Yavin, Kwerve discovered a crashed ship in the Tatooinian desert, with a live rancor inside it. Hoping to present the beast to Jabba for his birthday, he begrudgingly sought the aid of Fortuna to help him transport it to Jabba’s Palace. Jabba was impressed with the initiative shown by his two top lieutenants and offered to make one of them his new majordomo; the other would be given the “greater honor,” though Jabba did not specify what this was. Ever greedy, Kwerve accepted the “greater honor"—he became the rancor’s first victim and was devoured in a pit below Jabba’s court.
>Anyway, I only bring this up because in about four years you’re going to pick up his skull and throw it at a panel to drop a massive door down on that very same rancor. He’ll get his revenge on the rancor, from a certain point of view. And he was a good friend.
> Luke, did I ever tell you about Order 69?
for me its order 88 which killed all the space israelites
oy vey
You're thinking of the 40s franchise Shoah Wars
I wonder if they'll remake it.
execute order whhhaaaaaaat?
Surely the whole Order 66 settled the debate that a gun is better than a lightsaber. So if Indian jones was to fight Luke Skywalker he would shoot him easily like in Raiders
No because it was like 10 clones v 1 Jedi and not a 1 v 1
Gun shoot further than sword reach