>… have something very important to tell you but this body is dying. Let me pass and wait a bit. I’ll come back as a ghost like Obi Wan and I’ll tell you properly then.
Imagine if Luke tried to rape Yoda before he knew Yoda was a Jedi Master, imagine how fricking embarrassing that would be. Yoda having to drop the whole crazy hermit coot routine to use force powers to prevent Luke from raping him, his whole plan to slowly reveal his identity ruined, even worse, turns out the chosen one is actually a freak sexual sadist who would rape a helpless hermit alien creature because he thinks he's on a lawless planet and no one will know. The Force is fricked, the Jedi are fricked, and the only consolation Yoda has is being able to torture Luke to death with the Force shortly before dying himself.
Yeah man, if every single person involved with production, distribution, censorship, age ratings, strip writing, editing, and cinematograpghy was okay with Lucas adding Luke adsolutely ass raping a green frog 5 minutes into landing on Dagobah...
You would have a very silly situation.
>Yoda comits sudoku because the chosen one tried to rape him and Yoda had to kill him
wow, what a great setting anon
Imagine this is how episode 6 opens up
R2D2 goes to check on Luke and sees Luke's dead body in a pool of blood and dying Master Yoda retells him what's happend
Just imagining the faces of audience looking at this shit sends my sides into orbit
... last of my species ... I am
... kissless virgin ... I am
... mustered up my courage ... I should have
... respond to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight... you should
What did he mean by this?
posted baskin roberts
im about to croak
I eatta da poopoo
Good job. You made me laugh at the dumbest joke in the book.
>… have something very important to tell you but this body is dying. Let me pass and wait a bit. I’ll come back as a ghost like Obi Wan and I’ll tell you properly then.
>Luke, load another weed in the Star-bong and put a pizza in for 20 minutes
> Luke, i......still a kissless ...virgin..I am
>So...over..it is...for me
Imagine if Luke tried to rape Yoda before he knew Yoda was a Jedi Master, imagine how fricking embarrassing that would be. Yoda having to drop the whole crazy hermit coot routine to use force powers to prevent Luke from raping him, his whole plan to slowly reveal his identity ruined, even worse, turns out the chosen one is actually a freak sexual sadist who would rape a helpless hermit alien creature because he thinks he's on a lawless planet and no one will know. The Force is fricked, the Jedi are fricked, and the only consolation Yoda has is being able to torture Luke to death with the Force shortly before dying himself.
Yeah man, if every single person involved with production, distribution, censorship, age ratings, strip writing, editing, and cinematograpghy was okay with Lucas adding Luke adsolutely ass raping a green frog 5 minutes into landing on Dagobah...
You would have a very silly situation.
It'd be funny if Obi Wan gives Luke his dad's sabre on Tattoine and he turns it on while looking into it and oops he's dead and credits roll.
>Yoda comits sudoku because the chosen one tried to rape him and Yoda had to kill him
wow, what a great setting anon
Imagine this is how episode 6 opens up
R2D2 goes to check on Luke and sees Luke's dead body in a pool of blood and dying Master Yoda retells him what's happend
Just imagining the faces of audience looking at this shit sends my sides into orbit
... last of my species ... I am
... kissless virgin ... I am
... mustered up my courage ... I should have
... respond to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight... you should
What did he mean by this?
(You)
(You)
>last of his species
>there’s a baby one somehow
That means he got some pussy
You are a shit
Black person... fat... Black person... fat... Black person... fat... Black person... fat...
>another....granola bar...you must....bring me
>me it was, Luke. Used the force to colon-bend Rei, I did
GAY, I AM
Luke.. vaxxed.. i am