>First part of Dunc is delayed because of COVID >Second part because of writers strike.
He's a very good director and Dune was his passion, but was it only bad luck or some higher power involved
>Full of shitty meme "actors" >Race and gender swaps >Boring as dog shit >Somehow made the fricking Bene Gesserit BORING. HOW?????? >It would have been good, honest!
No. Frick you.
i dont live in muttmerica and i live within walking distance to an imax cinema
and our public transport is pretty much free.
i think i paid $15?(not usd so probably closer to 10usd) and its even less on tuesdays. >eating snacks in a 3 hour movie
i didnt realise i was in a thread with actual downies. >fee >fee >fee
what a fricking hellhole
You're bragging that you can't afford a car? And you know most people in your shitty country don't live "walking distance to an imax" you disingenuous little turd lmao. You morons can't even afford air conditioning.
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>can't afford
? i work from home in the penthouse apartment in my building.
and yes there is an imax screen 5 min walk from my house. >You morons
and who would that be?
He's right. In the cinema, with the booming IMAX speakers, I felt immersed in the world. If I'd watched it at home, I would've gotten bored and turned it off 10 minutes in.
best depiction of the baron harkonnen yet, this is what the baron should be, a fabulous gay man that has gone mad with power and indulgence. it just feels right.
Jordan definitely wasn't a literal who, that dude was a solid character actor.
It's more that Gurney and Duncan overlap a fair bit story wise, Lynch emphasized Gurney, so there's just not much Duncan in the movie.
Villeneuve went the other way and emphasized Duncan, but didn't really compromise Gurney to do it since there's the second movie to get in his more memorable parts.
The solid cut really was Yeuh, since with Lynch he's mostly Exposition Man and his entire thing in the books is basically to be a red herring in a dead end plot.
No one takes the movie but Lynch fans. In the real world the movie is a joke and almost unwatchable or at least embarrassing to show to other people. It's similar to the Adam West Batman movie in how bad it is. I do like some of the otherworldlyness in the movie but overall it's shit.
the actors, costumes, and sets completely outclass the Villeneuve Dune by a country mile. Yes, it doesn't really feel like a movie, it's more like just a random collection of scenes (some of which are in the book).
Sum it all up, and you have a movie which is almost as good as Villeneuve's Dune. This says more about the overall blandness of Villeneuve's Dune than anything else.
>the actors, costumes, and sets completely outclass the Villeneuve Dune by a country mile
Did you not read this sentence? A movie can be enjoyable for multiple reasons. In this case it's still watchable despite the incoherence because the other qualities carry it.
I got that point, the other qualities bar the movie are fine but the movie itself is shit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's literally the best Dune adaptation so far. Only the tv series comes close.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Lynch couldn't even take it seriously and added shit like the cat milking scene. In the book it's just an antidote he's given in each meal and yet Lynch goes and fricks that up, I've no respect for his version.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The cat milking scene is actually brilliant. Harkonnens frustrate genius through Sisyphusian tasks. Consistent with the novel.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Consistent with the novel.
You know this shit wasn't in the novel. They didn't even tell him he was poisoned, they just kept putting the antidote in his food until they didn't need him.
5 months ago
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>The cat milking scene is actually brilliant
I'm a big Lynch Dune apologist, and even I find this completely ridiculous.
5 months ago
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>*inhales fart*
5 months ago
Anonymous
based take.
>Consistent with the novel.
You know this shit wasn't in the novel. They didn't even tell him he was poisoned, they just kept putting the antidote in his food until they didn't need him.
>master poisoner and assassin didnt know he was poisoned.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That's probably from the jodorowski version
5 months ago
Anonymous
you speak like a bot.
5 months ago
Anonymous
So it's shit except for parts that aren't shit? I'm not following.
>the actors, costumes, and sets completely outclass the Villeneuve Dune by a country mile
that's because the lynch film set out to visually be as faithful to the book as possible, and frank herbert visited the set and gave it his personal approval.
>No one takes the movie but Lynch fans.
I'm not a Lynch fan. Twin Peaks sucks, Naked Lunch sucked, and I don't care for any of his other shit. His Dune IS comfy, and I even bought the special edition release by Arrow on 4k. I'm not watching this modern shitskin version of Dunc.
Yeah it's really bad. I've seen it adozen times and I enjoy it a great deal as an artifact of Lynch's career but seriously try watching it with a room of normal people without dying from cringe.
Chalamet looks much more like Paul should then Agent Cooper, the rest of the cast is hit and miss but Paul is easily the most important, Baron Hark is better in DUNC too, I say all this as a big fan of the books Lynch's dune was trash for most part, the weirding way gun thing was cringe
I wish Lynch would get off his lazy geriatric ass and edit a director's cut, Universal has reached out to him countless times about it and he always makes some moronic excuse about how much he hated working on it blah blah blah.
I don't like this imaginary as a whole.
Scifi and fantasy should have something that let you dream, and this version of dune does nothing for me.
Lynch's by comparison seems frickin lotr
This doesn't even make sense, they are the same movie. He took Lynchs version and improved. Even the end theme is the Dune theme by Toto but mixed by Zimmer.
>This doesn't even make sense, they are the same movie.
Thats the point. Same movie and story, but lynch dune is beautiful to see, dunc is not.
Beside dune monolithical architecture, everything else is a step down.
Also add that most of the fantastic elements have been cut off. The only thing that remains are the worms
I don't care about music itself, but in dunc I ear mostly farts
This reads like you've never watched the Lynch version. The Lynch version is rushed at the end. The beginning is fine and I like seeing the Spacing Guild, which we haven't even seen Villeneuves version of yet, overall the Lynch version is fine for its time but it needs improving in so many areas.
They are very important.
One of the revelations of the story is Paul finding out the guild needed the spice for space traveling and he got them by the balls. Don't know why every dune film spoils this mystery in the first few seconds.
The spice for everyone in the universe, besides the guild, the fremen and the sisterhood, is incredibly value because of its geriatric properties
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theyre the whole reason the first book happens. they threaten the emperor over it.
>This reads like you've never watched the Lynch version. The Lynch version is rushed at the end.
Yes, after the exile in the desert the film seems more a clip show. Nonetheless, we were speaking imaginary, and dunc is shit in this sector. The modern helicopter console on the flying machine almost made me barf.
>The beginning is fine and I like seeing the Spacing Guild, which we haven't even seen Villeneuves version of yet,
Not only this, but any image that could be track back to science fantasy. Ex: the stellar map in the beginning it's super useful to comprehend the magnitude to fight for a desert planet; the folding space scene; the effect of the spice has on the navigator of the guild etc
>overall the Lynch version is fine for its time but it needs improving in so many areas.
Yes lynch version is not optimal at all, in a perfect world he would have 5h to adapt the book.
In the end anyone has its own taste, I personally don't like this version of dune because it make it seem too mundane, and modern Scifi instead of science fantasy.
I would like to see more of the night time sky being lit up with different colours like it is in the book. I think the TV series tried it but that show is so bad and way too hard to watch.
Imagine being Timothee Chalamet in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Zendaya, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick Florence Pugh in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Paul Muad'Dib and not only sit on that Shai-Hulud while Zendaya flaunts her disgusting stillsuit in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ZENDAYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of latinas and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in New York City. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Denis calls for another take, and you know you could seduce every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fricking Kwisatz Haderach. You're not going to lose your future imperial career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
> movie star > the vast majority of people in America and the rest of the world can't name him and haven't seen a single movie with him in it
The only real movie stars are old fricks like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, DiCaprio etc. The closest the new generations have are super hero actors but nobody really cares about the actors outside of RDJ.
>Imagine being Timothee Chalamet in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Zendaya, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face
Excellent post. Now do one of him constantly thinking about fricking the Lady Jessica. Give him a mommy fetish for me, you write well. Better than I can.
They should have made the bristles blue so that the the mouth looks like a blue iris, thus highlighting the worms' relationship with the spice (and also making it look less like a gaping anus). Huge wasted opportunity.
Oh no, it done well at the box office considering its a Dune movie that everyone thought would flop, it won awards, it has a sequel and talks of a TV show about the Bene Gesserit and possibly a Dune messiah movie.
But Alia is in the first story, she has to be there. We already see her as a baby in the dream sequences in the first movie after Jessica becomes the Reverend Mother.
Messiah is really short. It's practically a novella. It originally got published as a serial in a sci-fi magazine. I would imagine a Messiah film would incorporate the first part of Children.
If she turns up in this movie I don't know if I can take it seriously any more
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If Villeneuve is supposedly writing Children she HAS to show up here as she plays a major role there.
Villeneuve has written Messiah, not Children. I don't think he intends to go past that.
Have you guys even read Dune? Alia's in the first book.
But Alia is in the first story, she has to be there. We already see her as a baby in the dream sequences in the first movie after Jessica becomes the Reverend Mother.
when i watching the movie for the first time in imax i had no idea he was called paul because every time they said paul all i heard was my name(which isnt paul)
my soul connected with this movie and with paul on such a deep level that all i heard was my name.
and only when i watched it later at home i realised they were not saying my name at all.
>sci fi hero >paul
The only 'hero' in the whole series is Duncan Idaho. Anyone from a noble house is a terrible person, an abomination, or an oppressive unabashed tyrant. The whole fricking series is a cautionary tale about power and theocracy. In same cases, people actively chose the greater evil whenever presented an option.
open to interpretation
Leto II did what he had to do to save humanity
not really a cautionary tale, people who say this also often think Paul and Jessica manipulated the fremen using the Missionaria Protectiva and are NOT the prophesized heroes of the fremen, which is false
The prophecy itself is fake. It's a mix of shit spread by Missionaria Protectiva and local fremen beliefs. I don't know if it was retconned in later books, but in the first one it's how this whole thing is portrayed.
explain paul knowing how to apply a stillsuit and taking the name of the desert mouse for himself without being told it is the name of Muad' Dib
Paul is the victim of a real prophesy, he is the Kwisatz Haderach
There's no real prophecy. The Fremen prophecy is about Lisan al Gaib, not Kwisatz Haderach. Yeah, Paul is unplanned Kwisatz Haderach and due to a bunch of coincidences he's declared Fremen messiah.
This is how I interpret that. There's no actual supernatural prophecy, just a bunch of primitive beliefs influenced by Missionaria Protectiva.
>explain paul knowing how to apply a stillsuit and taking the name of the desert mouse for himself
Because of his abilities as Kwisatz Haderach.
5 months ago
Anonymous
so he accessed some old memories of somebody from his past who once wore something like a stillsuit?
do you have an explanation for taking the name of Muad' Dib?
5 months ago
Anonymous
He's super observant and quick at picking up and processing details. He's not only trained as a bene gesserit, but also as a mentat. Plus he comes from elite breeding stock. Stepping into the role of messiah to a bunch of tribal nomads who had been groomed for generations to eagerly accept someone like him as their leader was never a question of *if he could*, but *whether he would*.
You kind of see how it world with the interaction between Jessica and Mapes. Jessica kind of just starts taking educated guesses about her customs, language and myths and slyly steps into the role that is expected of her. Ends up playing Mapes like a fiddle.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Lady Jessicas musty still-suit
rebecca ferguson is my wife actually
5 months ago
Anonymous
Give me the suit
5 months ago
Anonymous
paul is lisan al gaib
5 months ago
Anonymous
Lisan al Gaib isn't real. In a way the prophecy became real because of a bunch of frickups. Bene Gesserit and Jessica pretty much created him by mistake. Kwisatz Haderach was supposed to be the actual messiah controlled by Bene Gesserit, instead they created an uncontrollable warlord of space muslims with powers of Kwisatz Haderach.
so he accessed some old memories of somebody from his past who once wore something like a stillsuit?
do you have an explanation for taking the name of Muad' Dib?
Why not, probably subconsciously.
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Lisan al Gaib is if I remember right simply "The Voice from Another World". It's a purposefully vague savior from another world prophecy designed that way so it can be interpreted (and thus exploited) so easily.
Paul fulfills it by what is basically sheer coincidence and accident, and by the time of Messiah it's already becoming clear that what he's done to the Fremen isn't exactly their salvation.
paul is a psyker who can see and force the future to his will, who is in an environment full as frick of spice to the point the poor kid is tripping his balls off 24/7. he was time stepping
there should definitely be a lot more audio effect applied to that, this is finally the time to use a cheesy vibrato effect or make it all deep or something
he just sounds like a whiny teenager, and that scene is moments from the end of the book, paul has achieved everything he set out to do, he's telling the guild and the bene gesseret and the fricking emperor all how it's going to go, he's going to assume the throne, frick you all, and in a last ditch effort to stop the entire universe as she knows it from upending the Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam tries to reason with Paul, but he will not be manipulated for one second by this witch who kept his mother and his life under heel for as long as she could
he uses the Voice on her, and I hope the movie at least has an expository scene explaining how you're using all your mental facilities and knowledge of a person to use the exact tone and volume that will cause them to react, whether you suspect a soothing motherly voice will influence them, or a harsh screaming one based on their history, and there's a healthy amount of BG mysticism and otherworldly body control involved, it's supposed to be probably the closest thing to magic in the series, but fully realizable through intense physical and mental training
it's not something paul's even supposed to be able to do, but jessica has thoroughly trained him in the BG ways out of love
instead Timmy is shouting SI-LENCEEEEE like he's a prissy blonde girl at her sweet 16 trying to get her friends to stop chattering because it's time to cut the cake
I enjoyed Dunc 1 and will watch Dunc 2 but I feel like it's still just kind of a sidegrade to 80s Dune with its own problems that stop it being a definitive adaption.
the entire Dune series is literally just a never ending diatribe of paul, paul 2, his mother and other characters, essentially just going '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIE IM SO FRICKING INTELLIGENT AND PRESCIENT IM GOING INSANNNNNEEEE I CANT FATHOM THE HORROR IM SO BURDENED BY MY INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" for 2000+ pages
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIE IM SO FRICKING INTELLIGENT AND PRESCIENT IM GOING INSANNNNNEEEE I CANT FATHOM THE HORROR IM SO BURDENED BY MY INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reminder that Ridley Scott was working on Dune, then tapped out when his brother died. David Lynch was brought in to finish it. Imagine what a Blade Runner/Alien-era Ridley Scott Dune adaptation would have been like
It was annoying watching DUNC if you read several of the books and this Black person only did about 75% of the first. Leaving it as my own visualization seems better than waiting a decade for these jawns I think I'll just wait 10 years and give it a look.
Bold move making Dune 2 in black and white
>lynchlosers are so old they think the desert is black and white
get your rods and cones checked.
Don't forget about the intrinsically photoreceptive retinal ganglion cells. It's not 2005 anymore you know.
Villineuves dune is like some sucky reverse Wizard of Oz
>reverse Wizard of Oz
wizard of oz is shit so the reverse means its great
🙂
Shai-Halibut
Shai-upmybutt
>Shaddupa-yaface
>Shut up YOUR face.
Can't unsee it
what 2000s game is that
“Sandworms mouths as irises” anon is vindicated.
I'm hoping they re-release the first.mpvie again before this so I can go and watch it again.
i hope youre fully boosted fellow redditor, dont want to risk grandmas life for a little 'kino' as you call it
>Liking Dune is reddit
You're trying too hard to fit in.
liking dune isn't reddit, but liking dunc is.
Liking Dunc is reserved for only the top 00.01% of Cinemaphileers
dunc?
DON'T MIND IF I DO
What's my name?
DUNC-A-KINO
It's a whole new meme
DUNC-A-KINO
You want spicy goodness, I'm your friend
Say hello to my melange blend
>melange blend
melange literally means blend in frog
No wonder Deakins abandoned this fraud
lol, wtf... I had to read this twice to get it, but it's saying that Denis was phoneposter all along.
Obligatory
Maybe I have a big bathtub, Denis.
then put in a fricking bathroom break
Now I’m gonna watch this on my phone while in a bathtub.
it means there's no clear plot, and he's put a lot of mony in the CGI.
still wouldn't.
what else?
I'll watch your movie on my phone if I want, Dennis, b***h ass.
I watched it on my phone on a plane
Villeneuve BTFO
hes right
the 4k release is really great but its nothing compared to seeing it on imax.
Watching this in Imax was one of the best kinoplex experiences I've ever had.
When I watched part 1 in the cinema, the air conditioning was broken so the room felt incredibly, uncomfortably hot and dry, which was very immersive.
>First part of Dunc is delayed because of COVID
>Second part because of writers strike.
He's a very good director and Dune was his passion, but was it only bad luck or some higher power involved
Did covid cause Dunc to look boring and lifeless and colorless? Such bad luck.
>Full of shitty meme "actors"
>Race and gender swaps
>Boring as dog shit
>Somehow made the fricking Bene Gesserit BORING. HOW??????
>It would have been good, honest!
No. Frick you.
>meme actors
Yes I preferred the one starring Agent Cooper, Captain Picard and Sting
All of them had more talent in their pinky finger than the entire dunc cast combined. Know your place you pathetic little cuck.
>Boring as dog shit
just say you dont like dune and move on
>
I wasted all the budget I had on Godzilla and Boy and the Heron
>oy vey goy pay $40 to watch it in the limited ~~*theater*~~ release and then never again
>$40
in what universe?
>imax ticket
>service charge
>convenience fee
>popcorn
>gas to drive to the theater (or subway fare for bustlers)
>plus tip
i dont live in muttmerica and i live within walking distance to an imax cinema
and our public transport is pretty much free.
i think i paid $15?(not usd so probably closer to 10usd) and its even less on tuesdays.
>eating snacks in a 3 hour movie
i didnt realise i was in a thread with actual downies.
>fee
>fee
>fee
what a fricking hellhole
You're bragging that you can't afford a car? And you know most people in your shitty country don't live "walking distance to an imax" you disingenuous little turd lmao. You morons can't even afford air conditioning.
>can't afford
? i work from home in the penthouse apartment in my building.
and yes there is an imax screen 5 min walk from my house.
>You morons
and who would that be?
Mr. israelite, I will gladly pay to see this again if you put it back in Imax. Thank you.
>cam-rip
>on phone
>while doing something else at the same time, just half-watching it
just as the director intended it
forgot
>at 1.5x speed
europoors are so fricking stupid
he is canadian i.e american
These fricking hacks really don't get it. I'M NEVER GOING BACK.
He's not wrong. Watching Dune in IMAX was spectacular.
I'm going to watch the movie on one of those compressed gifs small enough to post here.
He's right. In the cinema, with the booming IMAX speakers, I felt immersed in the world. If I'd watched it at home, I would've gotten bored and turned it off 10 minutes in.
Already buried nearly a quarter century ago, thank you very much.
They buried this cheap piece of shit? I don't blame them, it's hot fricking garbage. And that's in a world in which the Lynch version exists.
>The most accurate portrayal of Dune
Lol, LMAO even
May not be the most accurate, but then again, all versions are inaccurate. Certainly the most watchable.
Ian McNeice is a CRIMINALLY underrated actor.
Loved him in ace Ventura 2
best depiction of the baron harkonnen yet, this is what the baron should be, a fabulous gay man that has gone mad with power and indulgence. it just feels right.
He looks too clean though. The baron should be disgusting and vile. That guy just looks fat. His gross behavior isn't just about eating
Stop memeing this heap of garbage. it was like watching a puppet show.
No, you're wrong and zoomzoom.
Why is it called Dunc?
You are the Quisenart Hatrack!
So it's legally distinct from Dune, and they don't have to give the Herbert family any money.
It's an unfunny meme that only this board uses out of jealousy.
because DUNCan Idaho is the main character
based Lynch not bothering reading this trash past first book and casting some literally who
Richard Jordan is classy and talented actor. He played Dirk Pitt in Raise the Titanic! With Jason Robards. You fricking prat.
Jordan definitely wasn't a literal who, that dude was a solid character actor.
It's more that Gurney and Duncan overlap a fair bit story wise, Lynch emphasized Gurney, so there's just not much Duncan in the movie.
Villeneuve went the other way and emphasized Duncan, but didn't really compromise Gurney to do it since there's the second movie to get in his more memorable parts.
The solid cut really was Yeuh, since with Lynch he's mostly Exposition Man and his entire thing in the books is basically to be a red herring in a dead end plot.
Wat
Duncan Idaho is the main character, therefore it's called DUNC
Duncan Idaho is in every dune book unlike Paul Atreadis Mua'dib
This but unironically. Bookreaders know.
Duncan gets cloned endlessly for thousands and thousands of years.
Came here to find this, based. Too bad the first 4 books are the only ones worth your time
Infinite Duncan comes from the fourth book so it's all cool.
I don't actually think 5-6 are bad as long as you can tolerate it never concluding.
>fourth book
nothing past the first book is canon
I watched Lynch's Dune last week. It's comfy. The actors completely mog Villneueves Dune.
the tooth
the tooth
No one takes the movie but Lynch fans. In the real world the movie is a joke and almost unwatchable or at least embarrassing to show to other people. It's similar to the Adam West Batman movie in how bad it is. I do like some of the otherworldlyness in the movie but overall it's shit.
the actors, costumes, and sets completely outclass the Villeneuve Dune by a country mile. Yes, it doesn't really feel like a movie, it's more like just a random collection of scenes (some of which are in the book).
Sum it all up, and you have a movie which is almost as good as Villeneuve's Dune. This says more about the overall blandness of Villeneuve's Dune than anything else.
All I'm getting from this is that you agree that the Lynch version is shit.
>the actors, costumes, and sets completely outclass the Villeneuve Dune by a country mile
Did you not read this sentence? A movie can be enjoyable for multiple reasons. In this case it's still watchable despite the incoherence because the other qualities carry it.
I got that point, the other qualities bar the movie are fine but the movie itself is shit.
It's literally the best Dune adaptation so far. Only the tv series comes close.
Lynch couldn't even take it seriously and added shit like the cat milking scene. In the book it's just an antidote he's given in each meal and yet Lynch goes and fricks that up, I've no respect for his version.
The cat milking scene is actually brilliant. Harkonnens frustrate genius through Sisyphusian tasks. Consistent with the novel.
>Consistent with the novel.
You know this shit wasn't in the novel. They didn't even tell him he was poisoned, they just kept putting the antidote in his food until they didn't need him.
>The cat milking scene is actually brilliant
I'm a big Lynch Dune apologist, and even I find this completely ridiculous.
>*inhales fart*
based take.
>master poisoner and assassin didnt know he was poisoned.
That's probably from the jodorowski version
you speak like a bot.
So it's shit except for parts that aren't shit? I'm not following.
The designs were fine, the movie was shit.
Still a thousand times better than Dunc.
Almost every actor in that turned in their career worst.
>the actors, costumes, and sets completely outclass the Villeneuve Dune by a country mile
that's because the lynch film set out to visually be as faithful to the book as possible, and frank herbert visited the set and gave it his personal approval.
let me guess: you're the purple one.
The yellow below that. I'm older than the Lynch movie
Last year zoomers started at 1996 and the year before it was 1995
I'm light green pussy
You should see a doctor about that
They're not called generation alpha. They're never going to be called this. Everything after the 80s is just a zoomer.
>other people
NPC
>No one takes the movie but Lynch fans.
I'm not a Lynch fan. Twin Peaks sucks, Naked Lunch sucked, and I don't care for any of his other shit. His Dune IS comfy, and I even bought the special edition release by Arrow on 4k. I'm not watching this modern shitskin version of Dunc.
>Naked Lunch sucked
L Y N C H E D
>hurrr hurrrrrrrrrrrr
it was a metaphor film for homosexualry you wienersucker.
Naked Lunch was directed by David Cronenberg you fricking moron
Yeah it's really bad. I've seen it adozen times and I enjoy it a great deal as an artifact of Lynch's career but seriously try watching it with a room of normal people without dying from cringe.
Just bought the bluray btw
Is it the short version or the extended version
>Adam West Batman
nailed it, Lynch Dune is fricking trash
In Dreams I walk with you
In Dreams I talk to you
too bad it's a complete mess
Chalamet looks much more like Paul should then Agent Cooper, the rest of the cast is hit and miss but Paul is easily the most important, Baron Hark is better in DUNC too, I say all this as a big fan of the books Lynch's dune was trash for most part, the weirding way gun thing was cringe
Chalamet is an atrocious actor, even Zendaya was better than him. I liked the first but really it was decent in spite of them.
lolno. and paul gets to be a great big son of a b***h till dune messiah and hes a gangly tall frick
I wish Lynch would get off his lazy geriatric ass and edit a director's cut, Universal has reached out to him countless times about it and he always makes some moronic excuse about how much he hated working on it blah blah blah.
Lynch would do something moronic with it. The SpiceDiver cut is great and in many ways better than the theatrical
This version is superior because the French version doesn't have "we must walk without rhythm" and they had so many chances to say it. Lynch wins.
It has it's moments.
>Father! The sleeper has awakened!
I don't like this imaginary as a whole.
Scifi and fantasy should have something that let you dream, and this version of dune does nothing for me.
Lynch's by comparison seems frickin lotr
This doesn't even make sense, they are the same movie. He took Lynchs version and improved. Even the end theme is the Dune theme by Toto but mixed by Zimmer.
>This doesn't even make sense, they are the same movie.
Thats the point. Same movie and story, but lynch dune is beautiful to see, dunc is not.
Beside dune monolithical architecture, everything else is a step down.
Also add that most of the fantastic elements have been cut off. The only thing that remains are the worms
I don't care about music itself, but in dunc I ear mostly farts
This reads like you've never watched the Lynch version. The Lynch version is rushed at the end. The beginning is fine and I like seeing the Spacing Guild, which we haven't even seen Villeneuves version of yet, overall the Lynch version is fine for its time but it needs improving in so many areas.
Hol' up, wait a minute, Villeneuve skipped over the motherfricking Guild?!
They aren't meant to be in it yet until the Fremen bring the shield wall down at the end
They aren't very important in the first book.
They are very important.
One of the revelations of the story is Paul finding out the guild needed the spice for space traveling and he got them by the balls. Don't know why every dune film spoils this mystery in the first few seconds.
The spice for everyone in the universe, besides the guild, the fremen and the sisterhood, is incredibly value because of its geriatric properties
theyre the whole reason the first book happens. they threaten the emperor over it.
>This reads like you've never watched the Lynch version. The Lynch version is rushed at the end.
Yes, after the exile in the desert the film seems more a clip show. Nonetheless, we were speaking imaginary, and dunc is shit in this sector. The modern helicopter console on the flying machine almost made me barf.
>The beginning is fine and I like seeing the Spacing Guild, which we haven't even seen Villeneuves version of yet,
Not only this, but any image that could be track back to science fantasy. Ex: the stellar map in the beginning it's super useful to comprehend the magnitude to fight for a desert planet; the folding space scene; the effect of the spice has on the navigator of the guild etc
>overall the Lynch version is fine for its time but it needs improving in so many areas.
Yes lynch version is not optimal at all, in a perfect world he would have 5h to adapt the book.
In the end anyone has its own taste, I personally don't like this version of dune because it make it seem too mundane, and modern Scifi instead of science fantasy.
I'm getting so tired of the esl posting
Seriously, just a pain to read most posts now
Stay on Cinemaphile you fricking Black person.
Learn English moron
I wish it had more striking colors
I would like to see more of the night time sky being lit up with different colours like it is in the book. I think the TV series tried it but that show is so bad and way too hard to watch.
Anon, it‘s 2023. colour film technology has been lost decades ago
Denis sealed away the striking colors in a vial.
it's a metaphor for a wiener cage.
HAHA DUNC ENJOYERS WEAR COKC CAGE CONFIRNED
Chug jug
>Here, take this Paul.. use it when you run out of mana
you wouldnt be saying this if you saw it on imax
The daylight scenes looked fantastic in the cinema but using a blue-filter day-for-night effect for the night scenes looked really ugly.
Imagine being Timothee Chalamet in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Zendaya, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick Florence Pugh in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Paul Muad'Dib and not only sit on that Shai-Hulud while Zendaya flaunts her disgusting stillsuit in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ZENDAYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of latinas and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in New York City. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Denis calls for another take, and you know you could seduce every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fricking Kwisatz Haderach. You're not going to lose your future imperial career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
hey guys, can I get some (You)s for this post please? If not, that's okay too.
No
it was decent, but a bit over the top
I'll give you one for this post instead
>Imagine being Timothee Chalamet in that scene
not.
can chuds just accept that israelites are better at life than them?
how can anyone watch this thing without being utterly disgusted?
because 99% of people arent neurotically obsessed with israelites as the cause of everything they dislike about the world
So, this proves that all the troons on Cinemaphile are also child-raping israelites. Frick, I thought you outsourced this shill shit.
> movie star
> the vast majority of people in America and the rest of the world can't name him and haven't seen a single movie with him in it
The only real movie stars are old fricks like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, DiCaprio etc. The closest the new generations have are super hero actors but nobody really cares about the actors outside of RDJ.
I ain't celebrating this shit. I literally hate him and every single movie he's ever been in. Literally an "actor" kept afloat by his ethnicity.
>Imagine being Timothee Chalamet in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Zendaya, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face
whiny annoying voice
>Hide your face and bear it.
deep and coarse voice
The fat b***h from Kangz of Power would have been a better choice than this guy.
>DINDU : Part one
Excellent post. Now do one of him constantly thinking about fricking the Lady Jessica. Give him a mommy fetish for me, you write well. Better than I can.
Damn, that b***h ain't got NO breasts! Imagine thinking this is superior to the version with prime Sean Young.
>The penises are coming to get us!
At least we can tell it isn't American or israeli.
>unmutilated wiener
>worshipped and feared by sand people
i-is... is DUNC just a metaphor for BWC?
>White people are nothing but big worms
yeah, that sounds right
Kek! Another reason I've not felt compelled to watch Dunc. Lynch's was superior.
hes too busy making another season of I am Jazz
Lynch works on that shit? No way. It would explain the weirdness at least.
My only hope is they get rid of that annoying "HEEEYYYYY YAAAA KINNNNOOOO" song that plays every 15 minutes. Trailer looks good
Dune sucks. The book and every film is bad
more cgi crap
zendaya is so repulsive holy shit I couldn't even finish the damn trailer
I'm the only person that actually read Dune.
listening to the audiobooks counts right?
I want to put my worm inside their spice cavern if you catch my drift
IT'S THE KISSTHOTS HAVEYOURDICK
not entirely sure what he meant by this
I think he means he'd like to teach them his weirding ways, if you get the picture.
Shouldnt the wojack and pepe be swapped? The worm is being hook cucked by paul
I've read it too so there.
There's probably millions of people who have read Dune, you're not special unless you've read every single book including his son's fanfics.
Whew, lad. Lynch chads can't stop winning!
They should have made the bristles blue so that the the mouth looks like a blue iris, thus highlighting the worms' relationship with the spice (and also making it look less like a gaping anus). Huge wasted opportunity.
we saw it in the last thread Black person. new material, NOW
I missed you, where have you been? Worms poop spice, they don't consume it, so it doesn't make sense for them to be blue on that end.
I like the idea but i think it would have made the worm look weird and un-natural CGI wise, like that red oversized dog movie.
Also if you think about it, the logic is weird, if we follow that logic our mouth should be brown because we shit brown
New oc
lmao based blue mouth posting anon
um sweaty, didnt you see the trailer for DUNC 2? Chani is the real hero and leader of the rebellion against the colonizing white families
At least part 1 was good
how do you go to that from this?
To this
slop
cinema
JUNC flopped, get over it troons.
Oh no, it done well at the box office considering its a Dune movie that everyone thought would flop, it won awards, it has a sequel and talks of a TV show about the Bene Gesserit and possibly a Dune messiah movie.
Help. Please help.
>sand anus is le kino
Frick this,I want to get off this ride
looks m bad. i hate chalomet and zendaiya so much it's unreal
>buttfrick bawds go nuts
But OP, Lynch's Dune had art direction and a costume budget. And superior actors.
Once again I'm here to remind you all that this is Alia of the Knife.
big if true
ABOMINATION! GET OUT OF MY THREAD!
If she turns up in this movie I don't know if I can take it seriously any more
But Alia is in the first story, she has to be there. We already see her as a baby in the dream sequences in the first movie after Jessica becomes the Reverend Mother.
>Jessica becomes the Reverend Mother.
Wait what? Was this movie so fricking boring I don't even remember this part?
It's only dream sequence flashes, she doesn't actually become Reverend Mother until the second
Literally? Don't even remember it. This movie was so washed out and fricking boring.
If Villeneuve is supposedly writing Children she HAS to show up here as she plays a major role there.
Villeneuve has written Messiah, not Children. I don't think he intends to go past that.
Messiah is really short. It's practically a novella. It originally got published as a serial in a sci-fi magazine. I would imagine a Messiah film would incorporate the first part of Children.
Have you guys even read Dune? Alia's in the first book.
This.
I'm literally not going to watch this movie because there's a mystery meat girl in it
What kind of sci fi hero name is Paul?
>People think Paul is a bad name when there is a Fremen literally called Geoff
>Duncan Idaho
That's why his name changed to Muad'dib
His name.is Paul Muad'Dib but they drop the Paul bit, Usul.
when i watching the movie for the first time in imax i had no idea he was called paul because every time they said paul all i heard was my name(which isnt paul)
my soul connected with this movie and with paul on such a deep level that all i heard was my name.
and only when i watched it later at home i realised they were not saying my name at all.
Saul Atreides
>sci fi hero
>paul
The only 'hero' in the whole series is Duncan Idaho. Anyone from a noble house is a terrible person, an abomination, or an oppressive unabashed tyrant. The whole fricking series is a cautionary tale about power and theocracy. In same cases, people actively chose the greater evil whenever presented an option.
open to interpretation
Leto II did what he had to do to save humanity
not really a cautionary tale, people who say this also often think Paul and Jessica manipulated the fremen using the Missionaria Protectiva and are NOT the prophesized heroes of the fremen, which is false
The prophecy itself is fake. It's a mix of shit spread by Missionaria Protectiva and local fremen beliefs. I don't know if it was retconned in later books, but in the first one it's how this whole thing is portrayed.
explain paul knowing how to apply a stillsuit and taking the name of the desert mouse for himself without being told it is the name of Muad' Dib
Paul is the victim of a real prophesy, he is the Kwisatz Haderach
There's no real prophecy. The Fremen prophecy is about Lisan al Gaib, not Kwisatz Haderach. Yeah, Paul is unplanned Kwisatz Haderach and due to a bunch of coincidences he's declared Fremen messiah.
This is how I interpret that. There's no actual supernatural prophecy, just a bunch of primitive beliefs influenced by Missionaria Protectiva.
>explain paul knowing how to apply a stillsuit and taking the name of the desert mouse for himself
Because of his abilities as Kwisatz Haderach.
so he accessed some old memories of somebody from his past who once wore something like a stillsuit?
do you have an explanation for taking the name of Muad' Dib?
He's super observant and quick at picking up and processing details. He's not only trained as a bene gesserit, but also as a mentat. Plus he comes from elite breeding stock. Stepping into the role of messiah to a bunch of tribal nomads who had been groomed for generations to eagerly accept someone like him as their leader was never a question of *if he could*, but *whether he would*.
You kind of see how it world with the interaction between Jessica and Mapes. Jessica kind of just starts taking educated guesses about her customs, language and myths and slyly steps into the role that is expected of her. Ends up playing Mapes like a fiddle.
rebecca ferguson is my wife actually
Give me the suit
paul is lisan al gaib
Lisan al Gaib isn't real. In a way the prophecy became real because of a bunch of frickups. Bene Gesserit and Jessica pretty much created him by mistake. Kwisatz Haderach was supposed to be the actual messiah controlled by Bene Gesserit, instead they created an uncontrollable warlord of space muslims with powers of Kwisatz Haderach.
Why not, probably subconsciously.
Lisan al Gaib is if I remember right simply "The Voice from Another World". It's a purposefully vague savior from another world prophecy designed that way so it can be interpreted (and thus exploited) so easily.
Paul fulfills it by what is basically sheer coincidence and accident, and by the time of Messiah it's already becoming clear that what he's done to the Fremen isn't exactly their salvation.
paul is a psyker who can see and force the future to his will, who is in an environment full as frick of spice to the point the poor kid is tripping his balls off 24/7. he was time stepping
>this guy somehow managed to make gigantic magic space worms look boring and generic
How do you even achieve that?
Sorry, but it Has a Black person love interest. I bet the script will be changed and Paul won't ditch her because she's a negress now.
He never ditched her
He kept her as a side piece.
The worms in Beetlejuice were better
That whole scene was a nod to Dune so I'll allow it.
That's because Tim Burton has talent.
we've come for your daughter, Chuck
>Over 1.2 million views already
Dune Messiah confirmed lads
>SILENCE
No matter how hard I try I can't take Timothee Chalomet seriously.
there should definitely be a lot more audio effect applied to that, this is finally the time to use a cheesy vibrato effect or make it all deep or something
he just sounds like a whiny teenager, and that scene is moments from the end of the book, paul has achieved everything he set out to do, he's telling the guild and the bene gesseret and the fricking emperor all how it's going to go, he's going to assume the throne, frick you all, and in a last ditch effort to stop the entire universe as she knows it from upending the Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam tries to reason with Paul, but he will not be manipulated for one second by this witch who kept his mother and his life under heel for as long as she could
he uses the Voice on her, and I hope the movie at least has an expository scene explaining how you're using all your mental facilities and knowledge of a person to use the exact tone and volume that will cause them to react, whether you suspect a soothing motherly voice will influence them, or a harsh screaming one based on their history, and there's a healthy amount of BG mysticism and otherworldly body control involved, it's supposed to be probably the closest thing to magic in the series, but fully realizable through intense physical and mental training
it's not something paul's even supposed to be able to do, but jessica has thoroughly trained him in the BG ways out of love
instead Timmy is shouting SI-LENCEEEEE like he's a prissy blonde girl at her sweet 16 trying to get her friends to stop chattering because it's time to cut the cake
Watching the Spce diver edit now, what am I in for?
This Dune sux and the director sux. It's really obvious with his bad remakes
Unironically, my parents watched Dune (1984) in their first date.
Based parents giving birth to the Kwisatz Haderanon
1.4 million views now lads
Meanwhile Skibidi Toilet 68 (part 2) has 2.7m after one hour.
I am a huge fan of Denis Villeneuve and so I may be biased but the only thing I prefer in Lynch's Dune are the uniforms that House Atreides wear
If you watch movies derived from good books you only have yourself to blame.
I'd be alright with Chani and Irulan getting increased roles if the casting wasn't so trash, it's untenable
Lynch dune was never alive. The butthole worms look way worse though.
>butthole
self report
Neck rope
I wished jodorowsky would have done Dune. The concept art looked so cool and he is much more talented than this digital hackfraud
>Much more talented
>Thought it was impossible to actually make a Dune movie
Yikes
DUNC will never be a real adaptation of Dune.
cope and seethe
O_o
1.7 million views in just 8 hours now
We eating good, boys
it's not real interest, it's just recommendation algorithm
algorithms don't force people to click on videos.
If they weren't interested, they wouldn't click.
i wasnt interested and i still clicked just to see how bad it was and im still laughing
Looks like a huge teddy bear coming out of the sand
Just finished the spice diver edit. It is better than Lynchs version. Thank you for reading.
i will go see this movie in imax and none of you can convince me not to
I enjoyed Dunc 1 and will watch Dunc 2 but I feel like it's still just kind of a sidegrade to 80s Dune with its own problems that stop it being a definitive adaption.
look like mutilated penis
Why is every Dune movie shit?
O O
o
I just want some crazy Saudi prince to give Jodorowsky $1 billion so he can make his Dune instead.
Lady Jessicas musty still-suit
DID would oneshot ENUUNE
Hoo boy, the blue bristle schizo is gonna have a field day with this one
>Even the Worm God Emperor of Mankind gets cucked by chad
was Herbert blackpilled?
Is the sci-fi channel miniseries any good? Currently torrenting it
the entire Dune series is literally just a never ending diatribe of paul, paul 2, his mother and other characters, essentially just going '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIE IM SO FRICKING INTELLIGENT AND PRESCIENT IM GOING INSANNNNNEEEE I CANT FATHOM THE HORROR IM SO BURDENED BY MY INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" for 2000+ pages
Seethe harder Harkonnen scum
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIE IM SO FRICKING INTELLIGENT AND PRESCIENT IM GOING INSANNNNNEEEE I CANT FATHOM THE HORROR IM SO BURDENED BY MY INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
imagine what a GOOD director like Verhoeven could have done with it
Yeah I'm sure the guy who couldn't make it through two chapters of Starship Troopers would have excelled at Dune
verhoeven is a jesus project christgay and would have made dune into DEUS VULT: THE MOTION PICTURE
>a jesus project
Jesus Seminar
hold up
Reminder that Ridley Scott was working on Dune, then tapped out when his brother died. David Lynch was brought in to finish it. Imagine what a Blade Runner/Alien-era Ridley Scott Dune adaptation would have been like
Dune would only work as a game of thrones style tv series.
What about Hatsune Miku's Dune (Suna no Wakusei)
It was annoying watching DUNC if you read several of the books and this Black person only did about 75% of the first. Leaving it as my own visualization seems better than waiting a decade for these jawns I think I'll just wait 10 years and give it a look.
lit me
>It's the Spicy Sarlaac! And he's pissed!
Oh lawd getting wormy up in here
~~*they*~~ keep pushing the nukes
Nukes were in Dune since 1965
here's your princess anon
good thing lynch and his outdated beauty standards are gone
>hair net
FUH KING WHY
>Trying to defend Lynch's Dune.
>Remember the second half.