>Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain't got it. I chased after enough girls in my life. I-I went to enough dances. I got hurt enough. I don't wanna get hurt no more. I just called up a girl this afternoon, and I got a real brush-off, boy! I figured I was past the point of being hurt, but that hurt. Some stupid woman who I didn't even want to call up. She gave me the brush. No, Ma, I don't wanna go to Stardust Ballroom because all that ever happened to me there was girls made me feel like I was a-a-a bug. I got feelings, you know. I-I had enough pain. No thanks, Ma!
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Why didn’t he just improve himself?
Because no amount of "improving" can make you not look like Ernest Borgnine.
>Ernest Borgnine
but he was married five times and had four children so your point is obviously wrong you dingdong
Billions must die.
What do women like?
Every woman likes different things. Women are the same as men. What do you want?
All women are prostitutes.
But they draw the line at fricking you.
All men want to frick girls. Women aren’t very different at all
I’d never say women are the exact same as men. There’s slight differences, but women and men are very similar in most of the important ways
>Women are the same as men
This false idea has been disastrous for society.
Yeah bro that's why like 20% of the men hookup with 80% of the women. Because they want different things lmao.
Yes, you see average guys with average girlfriends all the time. It's not hopeless, but yeah.
You might have to go for a black/asian/arab chick, they have lower standards.
Any 7/10 latina/white/med girl is straight up juggling dudes. Like it's completely unbelievable, they get invited to everything everywhere all the time.
That is why women like traveling. If you're a 7/10 chick u can go to Sydney, Bangkok, Berlin and not know anyone and still get invited to a VIP table in a nightclub for free drinks and afterparties.
Those are all heuristic biases. Most of that can be explained simply by the fact that men make up about 67% of dating app users, which is further an indication that there’s more men who are willing to engage in sex. As for everything else, men and women are about equal. Out of my personal guy friends, I feel like most of them have married women who are a little above their league
>homosexual comes in defending holes and their disgusting inherent nature by using terms like "heuristic biases"
>makes some bullshit extrapolation about why 67% of dating app users are men (to say nothing of his implication that 17% is even a significant difference)
>ends his post with already entirely anecdotal evidence that he chooses to make even more anecdotal with the addition of his own opinion on his observations
>conclusion: men and women are the same except men want CASUAL SEX 17% more, my basis? nothing actually!
Someone should cave your homosexual head in to be honest. I bet at one point in your life you browsed reddit and read XKCD. You are representative of most problems faced today. I DO volunteer to do it. And I would. And I'd do it to every immediate member of your family and I would feel nothing but elation. I DO hope an errant piece of construction material poorly secured as part of a dump truck's load crashes through your mother's car's windshield and kills her for birthing you.
There's so much self-pity lmao, no wonder you're an incel
Money, status and power.
LMAO.
Looks are more important than any of that.
It’s personality, or at the very least, the ability to be a good conversationalist with social skills and being able to fake a good personality. Your looks don’t mean shit if you’re nervous, shy and awkward around women. That’s the biggest hurdle by far
who cares?
Those who want a fulfilling relationship.
>thinking a fulfilling relationship revolves around knowing what a woman wants
oh deary me
Obnoxious wiggers who wear baseball caps all the time. Not even joking.
Cars and money...Shitty band , but they speak the truth
Those guys are married to Cameron diaz and Nicole Richie
if you have to ask this you're already gone.
Took you long enough, now you can stop wasting time, Marty.
LISTEN HERE YOU LIL NUISANCE, I WANNA EAT MY MEATLOAF! IF YOU DON'T GET OUTTA HERE, THEN BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE!
Marty works. How does he do it?
Then he got a cute christian teacher gf. Hated this movie.
I'd love to give you some comforting words to cheer you up, but i'm too jaded and resigned to be sincere. Women are not everything, and most of the times they don't deserve us.
>and most of the times they don't deserve us.
This. men need to understand that. Women are so fricking moronic and mean. they have no integrity. they don't deserve men.
Remember Christ, who singled you out of a crowd and told you to follow him. Who himself is King of the entire Universe and was still rejected and abused and murdered. And still rejected.
The world may reject you, but God has not. And not only that, he lived the worst injustices of rejection and understands what it feels like.
I don't recall this no
It's for whoever it may apply to.
>He was in the world, and the world was made through Him, and the world did not know Him. He came to His own, and His own did not receive Him. But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: who were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.-John 1:10-13
I don't want salvation I want pussy you homosexual.
God will reject many people based on lack of Good Works (Catholic) or because only 144,000 will be saved (Protestent since only Scripture matters
In 2023 he would have been canceled for assaulting her when he tried to force her into a kiss.
I love Marty posting.
If the movie was made now Marty would hop on a steroid cycle, wear 5 inch heeled boots and start mewing. This movie couldn't be made today
>Ma, I negged her. I changed locations. I read the indicators of interest. I AMOGGED and I'm still alone. I'm tired of wearing these beaver skin top hats and steam engine goggles
Don't blame the system the system works
How much for a boot camp? I'm ready to sarge
underrated
Are people here pretending to be incels, or are they being serious? I feel like I’m missing a joke, but it doesn’t seem to be funny either
It's more common than you think, 15 or 20% of mid-20s men have never had sex and there's a bit of selection bias so it's probably higher here
That sounds about right to me and what I would’ve assumed, I thought ‘incels’ were like 1% of guys, though. I think there’s some fake misogyny and maybe some larping going on here. Even if 20% or more of this board happens to be a virgin, I doubt 20% would unironically think this stuff. Then again, I could just about accept half of this board are true virgins, so I really don’t know
Your statistics are out of date. The latest studies are more in the ballpark of 35-40% of Men below 35 are virgins. At least in the States. Include Men who have only had one or two sexual experiences but no long term relationships and it sky rockets to like 60%. All these numbers are self reported so the real numbers are likely higher.
Roughly 60% of Men, probably more, under age 35, have never had a long term girlfriend or female relationship.
Your numbers don't add up, more than half of 35 year olds are married
Less than 40% for Men, and it drops precipitously the younger you get.
Shit , that hits hard
Ernest was such a kino actor
He's a lot taller than I thought he was. I thought he was a midget (Warwick Davis)
>a-an I'm tired of it ma!
>maybe I should go join that new church on 20th Avenue, you know the one with that funny writing on it?
>mausoleum, muslin? Something like that.. anyway one of those guys told me I could get a wife very easily
>I'd have to do a quick job they said.
>take a few months off for training, like a boy scout camp they said.
>said they'd get me training on a motorized paraglider and some rifle shooting.
>said I would literally have my pick of a wife if I completed a job for them!
>what am I doing with my life, ma?!
>nothing! Ok, that's it! I'm heading over right now! Thanks, ma
Incel kino? For me, it's Buffalo '66.
great movie
society wouldn't be so fricked if we just made films like this again. we're all yearning for just a little bit of sincerity in our lives.