Mad Max

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when will Joji direct more films?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tomorrow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since you probably know about Furiosa: Origins take a look here https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4575512

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game was kino bobino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw i have to kill the gas huffing waifu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SAINT NOOO PLEASE SAINT NOOOO
      This isn't how my mindless banham clone is supposed to make me feel. Not like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. The gameplay was flawed but fun but the environments is what sold the game. They were so beautiful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The gameplay was perfect, the problem is you run out of fights too fricking quickly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why did the devs force you to kill him? Seems cruel just for the sake of being a c**t

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That "everyone dies" ending is what makes it stand out. Here we are 10 years later still talking about the ending. Nobody does that for any of the other arkham clones like shadow of mordor etc (apart from TALIONposting and shelob sexo), hell even the arkham games themselves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's the tragedy of Max. Despite overall things becoming better as a result of his actions, he himself will never get his happy ending and those close to him wind up dead for one reason or another. It's why he left the Citadel at the end of Fury Road.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well of course someone is going to end up dead around you if you straight up get murder them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, by that point in the game the relationship between Max and Chumbucket was kinda tense (after Chum b***hed out for a bit because Max cared about something other than the car) and Max was too obsessed with killing Scrotus to care about Chum's wellbeing. Not to say Chum himself didn't want Scrotus dead, just not at the expense of the car, whereas Max was willing to do whatever it took.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Max tells Chum to his face that he's going to ditch him and take the Opus into the plains of silence without him.
              Which causes Chumbucket to have a crisis of faith and realize that Max isn't what he thought he was and he shouldn't entrust his life's work to a man who doesn't give a shit about him or what he's trying to do. Max is using him for the car and that's the moment Chum realizes it.

              Max a shit, Chumbucket did nothing wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thematically speaking it makes sense for a Mad Max story, also I don't think Max really liked him, he was just an asset to him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the driving was kino but the on-foot gameplay was dogshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ubishit open world is never kino
      if you just have to do it, at least cut down on the fricking busy work

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf were these guys?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I figured they were marshland scavengers looking for food or just people passing through

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's actually explained in the next scene, this swamp was actually the "Green Place"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't explain why guys like to walk on sticks there now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They don't wanna get their shoes muddy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I already speculated, you're welcome to explain it yourself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's a swamp. If you don't have a boat then stilts are the way to go.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why don't they just go somewhere you can walk without sticks?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But if they did that then why would they need the sticks? They have the sticks, they walk through water on the sticks. Simple as.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you SEEN what the rest of that fricking shithole world looks like? Nothing but sand and bogans. At least in the swamp you have an actual source of water. And even a dead ass fricking swamp like that has some wildlife to feed off of.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not wanting to walk on sticks.
                Fricking sticklets, when will they learn.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My take is that the water is poisonous or filled with radiation, but there's still things to scavenge for and the area is safe from raiders if you're willing to set up base there and walk on stilts to avoid getting (even more) cancer.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They said the water turned sour which means radioactive, so they're on stilts to not be immersed in radioactive water and mud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      muck boys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why DID the Green Place die anyways? All I got from the old ladies was that it just up and shat itself one day for no particular reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Max forgot to turn on the radio for the weather forecast so we'll never know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was never an explanation, we might find out in Furiosa. All we know is that it became contaminated. Maybe a dust storm blew threw and brought a bunch of nuclear fall out with it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women fail to lead/defend civilizations.
        Utter schlangers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Furiosa movie will probably reveal it but I'm gonna guess that it was le evil men that destroyed le peaceful green matriarchy. What else?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        women can't maintain anything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I figure it was already dying and was just an ecological pocket that took a while to dry up completely

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That's what you call a satellite.
    >Miss Giddy told us about those.
    >They used to bounce messages across the earth.
    >Shows.
    >Everyone in the old world had a show.
    >Do you still think there's somebody out there? Sending shows?
    >Who knows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is this? I don't remember this scene

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was right after they reached the womens and was explained the green place is fricked and they already passed it. Then Furiosa gets all sad and they transition into that night scene where they talk about satellites and seeds and shit and Furiosa tells Max they're planning on crossing the salt plains.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Put your phone down when watching kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MEDIOCRE

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not mad max without mel, these are just more woke reboots

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever explain the timeline discrepancies or was Fury Road supposed to be a reboot? The trailer for Furiosa says she was captured 45 years after the collapse but Max was already a grown ass man at the time of the collapse which would make Tom Hardy's Max like.... 70+ years old in Fury Road.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only schlangers ask questions like this. But yeah if you take Mel's movies into account, wasn't he a grown man even before the collapse?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that blonde fetal alcohol syndrome lab specimen that kept calling him a schlanger and made weird hissing noises almost got me switching it off several times..now I just skip forward

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          weird, I got an erection

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uh mate they're just tales from the wasteland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was never intended to have strong continuity, hence miller casting the same actor for multiple roles in different films etc.
      It was always about "car go fast then boom and max is upset, perhaps even mad". Just a collection of loosely related stories set in a post apocalyptic wasteland, the only common thread being a protagonist named max.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Mel was Max in all 3 of the films before Fury Road and I assume because he is old as frick they casted Tom for it instead? They even have the same last name for both characters.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sir please do not redeem mad max

          It was never intended to have strong continuity, hence miller casting the same actor for multiple roles in different films etc.
          It was always about "car go fast then boom and max is upset, perhaps even mad". Just a collection of loosely related stories set in a post apocalyptic wasteland, the only common thread being a protagonist named max.

          Yea Tom Hardy was "casted" because it's an episode from his life wandering the wasteland taking place anytime between the events of mad max 1 and 3 and mel would've been too old for that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but muh canon muh lore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you. the movies are just an excuse to shoot scenes of fast cars and explosions people need to stop autistically analyzing them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Headcanon. the first 3 films are consistent. the only reused actor was the gyrocopter guy as the plane guy and they didn't intend to bring him back but they could not find a suitable actor for the role. fury road has some inconsistencies but the supplemental media released at the time shows that it's still supposed to follow the other 3 films

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      George Miller has said that Max is a mythological figure within the wasteland. Each film is a stand alone story and doesn't follow a time line.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC Max was in his very early 20s at the end of Mad Max 1. Depends on when exactly Furiosa was born but Max could be in his 40's or something when Fury Road takes place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Max is the same age as Joe and the Vuvalini.

      The explanation for why it's 35yo Tom Hardy? Take your pick:
      >The film is told from Max's perspective and that's how he sees himself
      >The film was originally supposed to star Mel Gibson who would've been in his mid-40s and certainly playing older when the script was writting in the late 90s.
      > High-octane crazyblood keeps you young

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I figured it was meant to be a reboot, or a different guy named Max who also happens to be mad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in fury road, max's tattoo shows that 30 years has passed after the collapse. he is older than he looks in the movie. the comic explains that the events of the previous films did happen but the timeline of the collapse moved forward into the 2010s instead of the late 70s/80s. if what you said about furiosa is true, it's just a retcon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's intentionally vague so you can make your own headcanon. also the world was already collapsing in Mad Max 1.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it again yesterday, they don't make em like that anymore *siiiiip*

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The practical effects were awesome. Loved the car chases and crashes. Pure special effects kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am amazed zoomies believe any of that stuff was practical. The cgi was mid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meds now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a large amount of the stunts actually were, just post processed to hell
        stupi dhomosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i want to bounce your homosexual skull off the pavement until you stop breathing

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      noted

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao these guys think they are so badass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mid

          I just find it hilarious, I'm 99% sure this edit is supposed to be comedic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        Lmao these guys think they are so badass

        they are kinda badass tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every other movie back then had a dust storm.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Miller blew his budget load on making actual vehicles and practical effects so the Furiosa movie is gonna be chock-full of CGIslop
    It's a sad feeling.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only movie I ever saw in theaters twice. 10/10 film.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bamp

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furious Road is the best action movie of the past decade and I'm sick of contrarian Cinemaphilecels pretending it isn't. What's the competition? John Wick? Superhero slop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is pretty good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        agreed

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first Mad Max is the only good Max Max film

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fury Road is basically the car chase finale from MM2 (RW) stretched into an entire movie, without any of the plot and setup.

    It's trash.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a fun spectable

    Furioso doesn't look fun at all

    WITNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh women taking over somehow will make things better
    feminist slop

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's one thing to make Max a secondary in a movie that is ostensibly his, but it really pissed me off what they did to the Black on Black and he just walks away at the end like it's no big deal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he just walks away at the end
      I liked this. Max getting the frick out of their unstable new citadel ASAP seems characteristic

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the GOAT thread. Right up there with the catacomb skull and The Archiver.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people recommend it as a non cgi film when 100% of shots have cgi amd plenty of it looks shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obviously it's been heavily modified digitally but people mean it's an otherwordly spectacle action movie that uses mostly real props which is still super rare

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me so sad that we will probably never get Mad Max 5 with Tom Hardy returning. I like his version of the character better than Gibson's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I like his version of the character better than Gibson's
      lmao ok

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats the mad max lore anyway, why is the world so fricked?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably nuclear ballocaust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is like Fallout but it doesn't suck ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Resource wars. first about oil, then about water. then nukes are fired

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      muh climate change, muh peak oil. both debunked boomer shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >debunked boomer shit
        that's why the future looks brighter everyday

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Fury Road but it's overindulgent in every way. Road Warrior is still the best vision of the post apocalypse by not being too high fantasy and proves less is more

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feminist garbage
    not worth saving in my movie drive

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this 4 times in the cinema

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was endless boring yellow shit all 4 times?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't see the world through the eyes of brown incel moron so I don't know anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >buzzword rage
          Can you explain your pov calmly and in english?

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