Madam Web cinema seats

Show me the occupied seats for the first screening in your local cinema.
This is mine, it looks pretty grim tbh

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are those seats in the back handicap or for fat people?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats for couples
      seats which I will never try

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        doubt it. Web is tomorrow. this is anyone but you for tonight, some moronic murrican romantic comedy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          wanted to post to

          It will fill up, people are just waiting till the last minute

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will fill up, people are just waiting till the last minute

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a 5pm showing (40 minutes from now) on the smaller screen, and the 8pm large screen one is sold out. Genuinely shocked. Maybe it’s couples going out for a movie and dinner though.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What woman would want her boyfriend staring at Sydney Sweeney on Valentine’s Day? Terrible day to release it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Middle aged women who want their ED ridden husband get mad horny so he'll finally frick her with some fury afterwards.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Presumably the people going to see Anyone but You

      doubt it. Web is tomorrow. this is anyone but you for tonight, some moronic murrican romantic comedy

      The real question is why would you choose madam web over one another, more overtly sexual Sweeney film.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Anyone But You even playing in theaters anymore? It came out on VOD a couple weeks ago

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's back for the holiday but I don't think it ever totally left either.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    capeshit fatigue has finally set in for the normies

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    people are working and probably won't go to the movies until like 7 or 8. not really the best option for Valentine's Day either

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just checked it sold like three tickets for tonight.
    For reference, there's a Valentine's screening for The Notebook in screening room with more seats, and that's almost sold out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's literally me

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is filled. The Friday night showing is filled too. Wtf is wrong with people?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    starting in 10 minutes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      me in the upper right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll fill up

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people have jobs. Are any of these in the US because I doubt anyone is going to see this at noon on a Wednesday

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the seating chart with the rape golem

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has 3.6 on IMDB
    >People are still going to see it
    Um...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normal people don't look up reviews before seeing a movie. They see an ad and then see it or not

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People are still going to see it
      Who is gonna see it

      Is Anyone But You even playing in theaters anymore? It came out on VOD a couple weeks ago

      ?? 90%+ seats are empty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Um...
      Not everyone needs their hand held to make decisions for themselves, you massive homosexual. I never check IMDB for this shit. And I'm not watching this trash either.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no singles
    It's over

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the double seats are for fat people

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should buy 8-3 and sit uncomfortably close to 8-2. And make a comment about how empty the theater is so they know you could have sat anywhere but you chose to sit with them. And bring your own snacks from home. It should be curry or something. And canned soda, but open it really slowly in a way that suggests you're trying to be quiet but in reality just prolongs the process for an inordinate amount of time.
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  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do young guys who go to the movies together still do an "I'm not gay" seat? Back in the day, if me and the boys went to the kinoplex, we'd always keep one empty seat between us so everybody knew we weren't gay and on a date. It seems like it would be more difficult in this age of preselected seating arrangements.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, in an uncrowned showing that’s the seat for the popcorn & jackets
      If there’s no conflict with people who bought tickets for a particular seat, which there shouldn’t be because only psychos want to sit next to strangers in an un crowded theater, there’s no issue

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently someone bought an entire row for the 6pm showing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it looks like that row is unavailable for any showings, here's the 9oclock madame webb

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sydneybros, I don't feel so good

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madam Web confirmed DOA

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