It's so netflix users go "NO WAY, I HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS FOR MYSELF!" and start seriously inflating the viewship numbers, proving that the movie was a hit but hadn't found it's audience until it made it to home video streaming.
Fans of Mexican Maisie Williams truly have shit taste.
This movie failed because they hired 3 actresses(maybe 4, do not know the other girl) who have no problem getting nude or wearing super sexy outfits or just using their sexuality in general, and covered them up the entire movie. The casting crew clearly had something in mind for the movie, and then the actual director/producers/whoever decided to be a puritan homosexual
Yeah this plus a better trailer (showing them being sexy) would have doubled it's box office alone. Movies still could have been terribly written and it would not have mattered. I don't understand the obsession with making this film kid friendly anyway, when your stars are Dakota and Sydney I imagine many parents would decided to pass on taking their kids regardless.
>I don't understand the obsession with making this film kid friendly anyway, when your stars are Dakota and Sydney I imagine many parents would decided to pass on taking their kids regardless.
It's even worse when you realize Sony doesn't own the merchandise rights to Spiderman. They don't have to maintain a family-friendly rating to keep mass market toys being made (not that there were any for this movie, lol), because that revenue just goes to Disney.
>people don’t want to pay money or sit through this entire thing >but they’ll happily fast forward through looking for Moner and Sweeney in provocative situations
They’ll be disappointed, but I don’t blame them for trying.
I gave it 15 minutes and couldn't take any more. It's really fricking bad. The directing and cinematography if you can call it that is truly awful on top of the shit acting.
>I gave it 15 minutes and couldn't take any more.
Congratulations you just contributed to a view that Netflix will claim was a full viewing, and thus pretend it was successful
I was vaguely aware of the character but it was actually sad and weirdly hot that at the end of the movie she smashes her head and goes blind and crippled and Sydney Sweeney + Moner vow to care for her
I just find it so hard to believe that a movie with Sweeny, Moner, and Dakota is actually unwatchable. The three of them are individually sex incarnate and together should be a boner singularity.
I got high (not weed like a gay) and watched this with some friends and it was Batman v Superman tier in terms of being unintentionally funny. Probably better even. I enjoyed every second of it; it's like it wasn't even made by human hands.
>it's like it wasn't even made by human hands
technically it wasn't, i'd hesitate to call adrenochrome addicted hymies like scott rudin and amy pascal "human". and the heckin all female writer/director/whatever hired gun crew they assembled are such perfunctory yes men, they might as well be robots. not to mention the very good chance that sony is using AI to write their scripts and just attaching names to them.
This movie failed because they hired 3 actresses(maybe 4, do not know the other girl) who have no problem getting nude or wearing super sexy outfits or just using their sexuality in general, and covered them up the entire movie. The casting crew clearly had something in mind for the movie, and then the actual director/producers/whoever decided to be a puritan homosexual
The movie failed partly for that yes, but also, no one wore a costume until the very end of the movie. It was a capeshit origin story that never existed in the comics, and it was an origin story that never needed to be told. That's right, the plot was 100% made up for the movie, the only things related to the source material were the names.
Any article that not only mentions "memes" by name, but unironically puts forward that they are in fact a mark of quality for some kind of consumer-product, is not an article that should be taken seriously.
I loved this movie, my favourite scene is when Cassandra visits Nick fury because she needs some information, so he hops on his computer and trys to connect to the internet but his computer crashes and he yells "muh damn web!!!" then Cassandra looks straight at the camera and goes "wow that's a great name" sent chills up my spine
> Let's make Spider-man movie, without Spider-man. > what is so funny about replacing spiderman with 4 women? > We have a female director you know. She has never made a movie.
Was stuff like this done by WB with all their DCEU bombs? Why is it so hard for Marvel just to take an L? Research all the insanity with Wikipedia and their vain attempts to not label Ms Marvel a box office bomb.
SO MANY people are watching!!!! Really!!! Just trust us and go watch the movie you have no interest in because so many awesome and funny memes are being made by the plethora of rabid fans!!!!!!
It was wasted potential. Cool character, famous cast members, big budget... But the script and dialogue seem weak. And 3 spider-women yet they don't see any action as costumed superheroes, it is only teased. Each one is a different race (DEI), and each one perceives their backstory as being a traumatized victim. The film starts with a childbirth scene and ends with a childbirth scene.
It wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. Nothing I can see becoming a cult classic but someone can enjoy it well enough and forget about in a week.
Could have done without the villain who had difficulty reading english.
It's entirely an origin story that isn't going to lead to anything further.
It's basically spiderman as the bad guy vs helpless women.
Seeing the future is a dumb power for a host of reasons and spiderman doesn't do this.
Characters are made to be unlikeable, like flipping off ambulance and treating kid in the hospital like shit.
Make likeable moral characters you dumb israelites.
No, it's not
THAT would actually be cool, like he's on constant threat and anxious and with headaches and rushing all the time, like he's actually on spidersense full-time because of the threat to his life in the future.
THAT would be cool.
This wasn't that.
People won't pay £15 to see some movie they know is dogshit in the cinema. However if it appears on the streaming service they already pay £7.99/month for, sure they'll watch it because it effectively costs them nothing.
Problem is, it costs the studios £250 million+ to make these goyslop movies. Really what the studios need to do is strike a deal with the streaming services that says they, Netflix or whoever, pay the studios a set amount based on how many streams the movie gets. Maybe they already do, I don't know.
>Problem is, it costs the studios £250 million+ to make these goyslop movies. Really what the studios need to do is strike a deal with the streaming services that says they, Netflix or whoever, pay the studios a set amount based on how many streams the movie gets. Maybe they already do, I don't know.
It's hilarious how even with all the evidence in front of you, you STILL believe their goal is to earn profit by selling a product.
As a member of the young adult target group of thos motion picture I must say: it blew me away. I told all of my young, diverse and hip friends about it. We are all gonna see Sony's Madame Web again this weekend. And so should you! The memes are incredible and totally wacky!
this article is obviously a psyop from sony
that netflix thing is also probably a psyop
>everything I don't like is psyop
Congrats on being successfully psyopped
isn't that the goal of marketing?
90% of marketing is scamming your employer.
10% is scamming your customer.
which in return 100% scams the customer
It's so netflix users go "NO WAY, I HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS FOR MYSELF!" and start seriously inflating the viewship numbers, proving that the movie was a hit but hadn't found it's audience until it made it to home video streaming.
Most likely?
It's a Netflix's paid ad.
It's a cult classic! This corporate media mouthpiece said so.
I remember how female Ghostbuster would surely get a sequel and make a killing selling toys. Sony never changes.
"people are loving it and the memes are incredible" is not something a human being would say.
Truly dynamic shill
yeah because people can watch it on mute now
lmfao
Moner is the only hot one anyway
Fans of Mexican Maisie Williams truly have shit taste.
Yeah this plus a better trailer (showing them being sexy) would have doubled it's box office alone. Movies still could have been terribly written and it would not have mattered. I don't understand the obsession with making this film kid friendly anyway, when your stars are Dakota and Sydney I imagine many parents would decided to pass on taking their kids regardless.
>Fans of Mexican Maisie Williams truly have shit taste.
You could just say you're a homosexual
>I don't understand the obsession with making this film kid friendly anyway, when your stars are Dakota and Sydney I imagine many parents would decided to pass on taking their kids regardless.
It's even worse when you realize Sony doesn't own the merchandise rights to Spiderman. They don't have to maintain a family-friendly rating to keep mass market toys being made (not that there were any for this movie, lol), because that revenue just goes to Disney.
I'm not allowed to have an opinion until Madame gives me permission.
>people don’t want to pay money or sit through this entire thing
>but they’ll happily fast forward through looking for Moner and Sweeney in provocative situations
They’ll be disappointed, but I don’t blame them for trying.
I gave it 15 minutes and couldn't take any more. It's really fricking bad. The directing and cinematography if you can call it that is truly awful on top of the shit acting.
>I gave it 15 minutes and couldn't take any more.
Congratulations you just contributed to a view that Netflix will claim was a full viewing, and thus pretend it was successful
I was vaguely aware of the character but it was actually sad and weirdly hot that at the end of the movie she smashes her head and goes blind and crippled and Sydney Sweeney + Moner vow to care for her
Imagine the spongebaths
I just find it so hard to believe that a movie with Sweeny, Moner, and Dakota is actually unwatchable. The three of them are individually sex incarnate and together should be a boner singularity.
Mainly because they didn't film a 30 minute scene where the other two just lovingly suckle on Sydney's breasts while she strokes their heads.
>Madame Web
Yes, it is a piece of shit but the final battle is sponsored by Pepsi, drink Pepsi.
Pepsi for tv goon time.
Pepsi Max is mega tight
Can we see these memes?
here you have
Aurora borealis
Aur aurora borealis? At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? Aurora borealis?
never gets old
I could post it but huh I didn't made an HDMI copy
I got high (not weed like a gay) and watched this with some friends and it was Batman v Superman tier in terms of being unintentionally funny. Probably better even. I enjoyed every second of it; it's like it wasn't even made by human hands.
>it's like it wasn't even made by human hands
technically it wasn't, i'd hesitate to call adrenochrome addicted hymies like scott rudin and amy pascal "human". and the heckin all female writer/director/whatever hired gun crew they assembled are such perfunctory yes men, they might as well be robots. not to mention the very good chance that sony is using AI to write their scripts and just attaching names to them.
>The Marvels will be loved and the memes will be incredible too on Disney plus.
This movie failed because they hired 3 actresses(maybe 4, do not know the other girl) who have no problem getting nude or wearing super sexy outfits or just using their sexuality in general, and covered them up the entire movie. The casting crew clearly had something in mind for the movie, and then the actual director/producers/whoever decided to be a puritan homosexual
the villain and the script are a piece of shit too.
The movie failed partly for that yes, but also, no one wore a costume until the very end of the movie. It was a capeshit origin story that never existed in the comics, and it was an origin story that never needed to be told. That's right, the plot was 100% made up for the movie, the only things related to the source material were the names.
Any article that not only mentions "memes" by name, but unironically puts forward that they are in fact a mark of quality for some kind of consumer-product, is not an article that should be taken seriously.
Show me the memes.
You can't handle the memes
>he was in the amazon researching spiders
Why was this a bad line of dialogue again?
>"he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died"
I loved this movie, my favourite scene is when Cassandra visits Nick fury because she needs some information, so he hops on his computer and trys to connect to the internet but his computer crashes and he yells "muh damn web!!!" then Cassandra looks straight at the camera and goes "wow that's a great name" sent chills up my spine
whoa incredible memes!!
Venom would've been a kino enemy that can BLACK them all at once
>the memes are incredible
Let's see them, then.
We really live in a post-reality era.
> Let's make Spider-man movie, without Spider-man.
> what is so funny about replacing spiderman with 4 women?
> We have a female director you know. She has never made a movie.
I love that the actors they got to play guards were told to stay stoic the whole scene and not laugh or they would be fired, great genuine reactions
im sorry but that obviously didn't happen
it did
>the webms are coming
Buckle up coomerbros
POST THE MEMES WTF
Siri, give me some amazing Madame Web memes.
I checked the article in the OP and it doesn't have a single meme in it. The headline is a lie
They should release it in theater again then, like Morbius
I don't think Sony is going to fall for that twice.
There's no memes in the article, just screenshots of Twitter posts. Basically like browsing this site.
this motherfricker doesn't know if he's arab or italian
>pic
I don't get it
The "in the amazon researching spiders" is from an awkwardly long line in the movie that was in one of the trailers and became a bit of a meme
WELL….where are these memes ?
Was stuff like this done by WB with all their DCEU bombs? Why is it so hard for Marvel just to take an L? Research all the insanity with Wikipedia and their vain attempts to not label Ms Marvel a box office bomb.
It's Sony, not Marvel. They need their spiderverse to be a hit so they can justify more movies and keeping the rights from Marvel
damage control psyop
Morbius also got pretty popular when it came to streaming. it's because people want to see how hilariously bad it is.
>mfw I liked Morbius but everyone says it's trash
SO MANY people are watching!!!! Really!!! Just trust us and go watch the movie you have no interest in because so many awesome and funny memes are being made by the plethora of rabid fans!!!!!!
It was wasted potential. Cool character, famous cast members, big budget... But the script and dialogue seem weak. And 3 spider-women yet they don't see any action as costumed superheroes, it is only teased. Each one is a different race (DEI), and each one perceives their backstory as being a traumatized victim. The film starts with a childbirth scene and ends with a childbirth scene.
It wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. Nothing I can see becoming a cult classic but someone can enjoy it well enough and forget about in a week.
Could have done without the villain who had difficulty reading english.
It's entirely an origin story that isn't going to lead to anything further.
It's basically spiderman as the bad guy vs helpless women.
Seeing the future is a dumb power for a host of reasons and spiderman doesn't do this.
Characters are made to be unlikeable, like flipping off ambulance and treating kid in the hospital like shit.
Make likeable moral characters you dumb israelites.
>Seeing the future is a dumb power for a host of reasons and spiderman doesn't do this.
It's his spider-sense amped up to 11.
No, it's not
THAT would actually be cool, like he's on constant threat and anxious and with headaches and rushing all the time, like he's actually on spidersense full-time because of the threat to his life in the future.
THAT would be cool.
This wasn't that.
>our future is one where the internet will be entirely populated by AI bots and you will never again be allowed to interact with actual people
Chuds take another L
People won't pay £15 to see some movie they know is dogshit in the cinema. However if it appears on the streaming service they already pay £7.99/month for, sure they'll watch it because it effectively costs them nothing.
Problem is, it costs the studios £250 million+ to make these goyslop movies. Really what the studios need to do is strike a deal with the streaming services that says they, Netflix or whoever, pay the studios a set amount based on how many streams the movie gets. Maybe they already do, I don't know.
>Problem is, it costs the studios £250 million+ to make these goyslop movies. Really what the studios need to do is strike a deal with the streaming services that says they, Netflix or whoever, pay the studios a set amount based on how many streams the movie gets. Maybe they already do, I don't know.
It's hilarious how even with all the evidence in front of you, you STILL believe their goal is to earn profit by selling a product.
Post some evidence
My wife quite enjoyed it, I just found it pretty mediocre and wondered what the point of it was.
It was better than The Marvels
between rebel moon and madame kino could 2024 be the year netflix overtakes the big studios?
Didn't even bother pirating this once I found out it featured coalburning.
>Can't even see black people on the screen without thinking about interracial sex
We won
You’re gonna see it twice. Dakota said so.
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if she adopts me then i will
>Madame, *tips le hat*, it's webbin' thine *cums*
I got nothing
As a member of the young adult target group of thos motion picture I must say: it blew me away. I told all of my young, diverse and hip friends about it. We are all gonna see Sony's Madame Web again this weekend. And so should you! The memes are incredible and totally wacky!