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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this article is obviously a psyop from sony
    that netflix thing is also probably a psyop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything I don't like is psyop
      Congrats on being successfully psyopped

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that the goal of marketing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          90% of marketing is scamming your employer.
          10% is scamming your customer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            which in return 100% scams the customer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so netflix users go "NO WAY, I HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS FOR MYSELF!" and start seriously inflating the viewship numbers, proving that the movie was a hit but hadn't found it's audience until it made it to home video streaming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely?
      It's a Netflix's paid ad.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a cult classic! This corporate media mouthpiece said so.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember how female Ghostbuster would surely get a sequel and make a killing selling toys. Sony never changes.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "people are loving it and the memes are incredible" is not something a human being would say.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truly dynamic shill

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah because people can watch it on mute now

    • 3 weeks ago
      sage

      lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moner is the only hot one anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fans of Mexican Maisie Williams truly have shit taste.

        This movie failed because they hired 3 actresses(maybe 4, do not know the other girl) who have no problem getting nude or wearing super sexy outfits or just using their sexuality in general, and covered them up the entire movie. The casting crew clearly had something in mind for the movie, and then the actual director/producers/whoever decided to be a puritan homosexual

        Yeah this plus a better trailer (showing them being sexy) would have doubled it's box office alone. Movies still could have been terribly written and it would not have mattered. I don't understand the obsession with making this film kid friendly anyway, when your stars are Dakota and Sydney I imagine many parents would decided to pass on taking their kids regardless.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fans of Mexican Maisie Williams truly have shit taste.
          You could just say you're a homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't understand the obsession with making this film kid friendly anyway, when your stars are Dakota and Sydney I imagine many parents would decided to pass on taking their kids regardless.

          It's even worse when you realize Sony doesn't own the merchandise rights to Spiderman. They don't have to maintain a family-friendly rating to keep mass market toys being made (not that there were any for this movie, lol), because that revenue just goes to Disney.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not allowed to have an opinion until Madame gives me permission.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people don’t want to pay money or sit through this entire thing
    >but they’ll happily fast forward through looking for Moner and Sweeney in provocative situations

    They’ll be disappointed, but I don’t blame them for trying.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I gave it 15 minutes and couldn't take any more. It's really fricking bad. The directing and cinematography if you can call it that is truly awful on top of the shit acting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I gave it 15 minutes and couldn't take any more.
      Congratulations you just contributed to a view that Netflix will claim was a full viewing, and thus pretend it was successful

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was vaguely aware of the character but it was actually sad and weirdly hot that at the end of the movie she smashes her head and goes blind and crippled and Sydney Sweeney + Moner vow to care for her

    Imagine the spongebaths

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just find it so hard to believe that a movie with Sweeny, Moner, and Dakota is actually unwatchable. The three of them are individually sex incarnate and together should be a boner singularity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mainly because they didn't film a 30 minute scene where the other two just lovingly suckle on Sydney's breasts while she strokes their heads.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Madame Web
    Yes, it is a piece of shit but the final battle is sponsored by Pepsi, drink Pepsi.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pepsi for tv goon time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pepsi Max is mega tight

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we see these memes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here you have

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aurora borealis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aur aurora borealis? At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? Aurora borealis?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never gets old

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could post it but huh I didn't made an HDMI copy

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got high (not weed like a gay) and watched this with some friends and it was Batman v Superman tier in terms of being unintentionally funny. Probably better even. I enjoyed every second of it; it's like it wasn't even made by human hands.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's like it wasn't even made by human hands
      technically it wasn't, i'd hesitate to call adrenochrome addicted hymies like scott rudin and amy pascal "human". and the heckin all female writer/director/whatever hired gun crew they assembled are such perfunctory yes men, they might as well be robots. not to mention the very good chance that sony is using AI to write their scripts and just attaching names to them.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Marvels will be loved and the memes will be incredible too on Disney plus.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie failed because they hired 3 actresses(maybe 4, do not know the other girl) who have no problem getting nude or wearing super sexy outfits or just using their sexuality in general, and covered them up the entire movie. The casting crew clearly had something in mind for the movie, and then the actual director/producers/whoever decided to be a puritan homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the villain and the script are a piece of shit too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie failed partly for that yes, but also, no one wore a costume until the very end of the movie. It was a capeshit origin story that never existed in the comics, and it was an origin story that never needed to be told. That's right, the plot was 100% made up for the movie, the only things related to the source material were the names.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any article that not only mentions "memes" by name, but unironically puts forward that they are in fact a mark of quality for some kind of consumer-product, is not an article that should be taken seriously.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show me the memes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't handle the memes

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he was in the amazon researching spiders
    Why was this a bad line of dialogue again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died"

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this movie, my favourite scene is when Cassandra visits Nick fury because she needs some information, so he hops on his computer and trys to connect to the internet but his computer crashes and he yells "muh damn web!!!" then Cassandra looks straight at the camera and goes "wow that's a great name" sent chills up my spine

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whoa incredible memes!!

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Venom would've been a kino enemy that can BLACK them all at once

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the memes are incredible

    Let's see them, then.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We really live in a post-reality era.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Let's make Spider-man movie, without Spider-man.
    > what is so funny about replacing spiderman with 4 women?
    > We have a female director you know. She has never made a movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love that the actors they got to play guards were told to stay stoic the whole scene and not laugh or they would be fired, great genuine reactions

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im sorry but that obviously didn't happen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it did

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the webms are coming
    Buckle up coomerbros

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POST THE MEMES WTF

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Siri, give me some amazing Madame Web memes.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I checked the article in the OP and it doesn't have a single meme in it. The headline is a lie

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should release it in theater again then, like Morbius

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Sony is going to fall for that twice.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no memes in the article, just screenshots of Twitter posts. Basically like browsing this site.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this motherfricker doesn't know if he's arab or italian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      I don't get it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The "in the amazon researching spiders" is from an awkwardly long line in the movie that was in one of the trailers and became a bit of a meme

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WELL….where are these memes ?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was stuff like this done by WB with all their DCEU bombs? Why is it so hard for Marvel just to take an L? Research all the insanity with Wikipedia and their vain attempts to not label Ms Marvel a box office bomb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Sony, not Marvel. They need their spiderverse to be a hit so they can justify more movies and keeping the rights from Marvel

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damage control psyop

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morbius also got pretty popular when it came to streaming. it's because people want to see how hilariously bad it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I liked Morbius but everyone says it's trash

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO MANY people are watching!!!! Really!!! Just trust us and go watch the movie you have no interest in because so many awesome and funny memes are being made by the plethora of rabid fans!!!!!!

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was wasted potential. Cool character, famous cast members, big budget... But the script and dialogue seem weak. And 3 spider-women yet they don't see any action as costumed superheroes, it is only teased. Each one is a different race (DEI), and each one perceives their backstory as being a traumatized victim. The film starts with a childbirth scene and ends with a childbirth scene.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. Nothing I can see becoming a cult classic but someone can enjoy it well enough and forget about in a week.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could have done without the villain who had difficulty reading english.
    It's entirely an origin story that isn't going to lead to anything further.
    It's basically spiderman as the bad guy vs helpless women.
    Seeing the future is a dumb power for a host of reasons and spiderman doesn't do this.
    Characters are made to be unlikeable, like flipping off ambulance and treating kid in the hospital like shit.

    Make likeable moral characters you dumb israelites.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Seeing the future is a dumb power for a host of reasons and spiderman doesn't do this.
      It's his spider-sense amped up to 11.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's not
        THAT would actually be cool, like he's on constant threat and anxious and with headaches and rushing all the time, like he's actually on spidersense full-time because of the threat to his life in the future.
        THAT would be cool.
        This wasn't that.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >our future is one where the internet will be entirely populated by AI bots and you will never again be allowed to interact with actual people

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds take another L

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People won't pay £15 to see some movie they know is dogshit in the cinema. However if it appears on the streaming service they already pay £7.99/month for, sure they'll watch it because it effectively costs them nothing.

    Problem is, it costs the studios £250 million+ to make these goyslop movies. Really what the studios need to do is strike a deal with the streaming services that says they, Netflix or whoever, pay the studios a set amount based on how many streams the movie gets. Maybe they already do, I don't know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Problem is, it costs the studios £250 million+ to make these goyslop movies. Really what the studios need to do is strike a deal with the streaming services that says they, Netflix or whoever, pay the studios a set amount based on how many streams the movie gets. Maybe they already do, I don't know.
      It's hilarious how even with all the evidence in front of you, you STILL believe their goal is to earn profit by selling a product.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post some evidence

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife quite enjoyed it, I just found it pretty mediocre and wondered what the point of it was.
    It was better than The Marvels

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    between rebel moon and madame kino could 2024 be the year netflix overtakes the big studios?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't even bother pirating this once I found out it featured coalburning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't even see black people on the screen without thinking about interracial sex
      We won

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re gonna see it twice. Dakota said so.

    ?si=1wv1f_uMWiO3ybRS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if she adopts me then i will

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Madame, *tips le hat*, it's webbin' thine *cums*
    I got nothing

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a member of the young adult target group of thos motion picture I must say: it blew me away. I told all of my young, diverse and hip friends about it. We are all gonna see Sony's Madame Web again this weekend. And so should you! The memes are incredible and totally wacky!

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