Featuring Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Moner and Emma Roberts.
Sony continues on its quest to make a Spider-Man-free Spider-Man universe.
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MADAME WEB
Featuring Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Moner and Emma Roberts.
Sony continues on its quest to make a Spider-Man-free Spider-Man universe.
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I'll be WEBBING all over the theater to these MADAMES, if you understand my meaning.
Please elaborate
let's just say I'll be openly jerking off in the theater until I achieve an explosive orgasm, if ya know what I mean 😉
I think I'm beginning to understand what you're saying
Stop speaking in riddles Anon!
Not sure what you mean, but i wanna cum all over the latina, if you know what i mean.
Who is the target audience here?
I hope for their sake this movie doesn't have an 150 million dollar budget
Anyway, good luck to them I guess. Sony seems pathetically desperate to milk annual hits out of every single thing they own
People who want to shot web
Old men in sexless marriages
>Who is the target audience here
Waifugays and coomers
They need to keep perpetually making Spiderman movies or they lose the rights but they can't make actual Spiderman movies because of their deal with the MCU so they're going to make movies about every sidekick, rogue and background character that was ever in Spiderman
I thought they had to do it only every 5 years, Venom would’ve filled that gap I assume
It's every 5 minutes. This post counts as a script that Ai uses as a seed to generate short Spiderman movies that are then screened to another ai and then ai reshoots and the ai doesn't like it because it looks made by ai which it is so the ai producer tells the ai exec to scrap the project and write off the loss of potential trillions
The Venom movies don't even have $150 million budgets. The israelite running Sony is notoriously cheap and hates capeshit anyway (he's the guy who used to run Fox when they did silent Deadpool in X-Men). Odds are this will be <$100 million like Morbius was.
Silent Deadpool is the best Deadpool
That makes them smarter than Disney at least.
Madame Web mill make more than USD 100 mil in its opening weekend
>milk
I see what you did there
Hahaha Spiderverse more like I wanna be inside her first if you grasp my communication
Please elaborate
I suppose you could say I would like to prioritize insertion of my breeding apparatus inside of the presented woman's reproductive structure before I entertain consuming the related motion picture she has worked on, to be terse with you.
Looks like shit
Walled Web.
Sup incels, hard day?
she won’t frick you
>I eat MATH for breakfast
I'm so embarrassed that she revealed how she calls my penis "math", if you are capable of ascertaining the content of my speech.
fixed the pic for you
I want to bury my face in it
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Into the Spider-Verse? More like Into the Sexy-Ladies!
>Sydney isn’t the main character
Y’all lied to me.
Why is she refusing to act in this movie. Like, she's not even trying to act. What is this?
Paycheck.
another girlboss superhero movie
Why do you keep saying this term over and over out of nowhere?
Good.
Forget the Spider-verse, troony Gwen etc
Give me Madame Web's PUSSY-VERSE
Going to be kino.
RELEASE HER breasts
100% fetish attire. Finally someone that understands the audience
She looks so much better with glasses tbh. She'd be so much better playing a cute nerd that secretly has a killer body not a bimbo gutterbawd sexkitten like she played on that zoomer aids tv show
the glasses really do balance out her golem face
There is literally zero percent chance of this. It's just clickbait.
I mean it sucks that Sony is mining modern Marvels worst story-lines (Spiderverse, Spider-Totem, everyone's a Spider-man!) but at least this forced diversity is sexy. I hope beyond reason and recent history that it's good, and even if it isn't and all I get is a sexy Super Moner wallpaper I'll be grateful.
I watch for Moner.
She looks like Ariana.
My friend Juliana called me SCREAMING about ow KINO this movie looks - I am *hyped* to go see MISTRESS WEBER or whatever the frick it is.
Captcha: JNGG2R
you're unhinged
meds, now
MonerBros, we eatin' good
what's that a 6 year old picture. post her bogged 2023 shit.
She looks the same w/ some frizzy hairstyle that's probably for a movie or something
I don't even know what you're trying to refer to. Do you have her confused with someone else?
>takes four superwomen to beat one man
That one man is actually a good guy
I might watch it if the costumes are loose.
looks like i am stuck in the "movies look like shitty tv shows" universe
I'M GONNA...
I'M GONNA WEEEEEBB!
I watch for she.
Moner boner alert.
Is this movie going to be a narrative led by women and filled with life lessons?
No, it’s a slasher film with timeloops
seriously what dumb fricks are putting these hotties in a capeshit?they could make 4 shades of gray and hit the box office
Where's the tigress spider-person?
My Tiger-Sense is tingling, ho ho!
that was sooooooooooooo bad
holy shit
>Sydney Sweeney
>Emma Roberts
>Isabela Moner
>Dakota Johnson
Cinemaphile fricking casted this film
cast
My arm's going in a cast from fapping too hard at the premiere.
Gonna be busting ropes all over the back of some poor frickers seat in the theatre because of Moner and Syd
She has a lewd everything.
except face
She does now with the glasses. Unstoppable cum thief.
bur madame web is supposed to be a gilf
looks genuinely terrible even by capeshit standards
I'm gonna bust to this movie and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
The difference between this and the Marvels is that in this they picked up attractive women to be the main characters and didn't uglify them. The target audience is the men who want to see those women, unlike the Marvels where they thought there was this huge group of women who wanted to see uggos superpunch others.
This looks really bad. CW level production with community theatre acting (I'm pretty sure they gave Sydney Sweeney a dose of Narcan before she delivered her lines). If this is made at about a $90 million dollar budget, it will be a modest coomer-bait profit that will never see a sequel. If these dumb fricks spend $150 million on this, it will bomb hard.
Thus will make around USD 500-600 mil and will be a lucrative exception in the current capeshit crisis. Mark my words.
Haven't seen a trailer this shit in a while god damn.
Not even Sweeney's fat milkers could save this.
Moner
>Booba
>Moner
>Pusy
/tv/'s harem
>surely this will sell our film
>19 vs 35
Mogged so hard
why?, why there must be black b***h with afro, again?