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no, she's not. She's only in the sexy librarian outfit
3 billies if true
Am I the only one that finds her hotter when she wears glasses?
glasses are sexy as frick provided they're the right size for the face aka not those giant thick ugly things
>person has abnormal spacing between their eyes
>"hey guys am I the only one who thinks this person looks better when there seemsnto be less vacant space on their face?
How. How can peoppe be so stupid? How can thoughts coalesce, but there's no sort of evaluation of them?
Its fricking mind boggling
calm down einstein
it must be tough being sooo brilliant
Did you watch the trailer? You can see her in the Spider-Woman costume in two occasions.
trailers lie mr anon. anything to sell a ticket.
>she isn't in it!
>Here she is in it
>....it's lying!
>studios would never make fake scenes for trai - ACK
Marvel are specifically known for doing that in recent years. Pointing to this to explain away your baseless claims being contradicted by a trailer is dumb.
>known for faking trailers
>the fact that this happening consistently isn't proof
i can tell who you voted for
This is not a Marvel film, and you pointing to "uh fake lol" while pushing your own claim with no evidence isn't an argument/.
Marvel studios logo is literally in the trailer.
Why are you pretending to be moronic? For what purpose?
why are you talking to yourself but quoting me?
This is a Sony film. It has nothing to do with Marvel Studios.
why is there a marvel logo in there then? you said everything that is in the trailer is 100% real and a proof, and yet you are now cherry picking reality to fit your established believes.
>why is there a marvel logo in there then?
Because Spider-Man is a Marvel property, which Sony holds the film rights to.
glimpses of a "possible future" where the suit is clearly CGI doesn't really count
>moves goalposts
>invents claims
Yes it does. You DO get to see her in that costume.
in a blink and you miss it scene? I'm not paying for that, I'd rather wait for some anon to post the webm here
Says YOU
>glimpses of a "possible future" where the suit is clearly CGI doesn't really count
Yeah I had this same awful thought when I saw the trailer and it turns out Madame Web has flashes of the future. What if the shots of them in costume are just a 30sec flash of how they will be Superheroes in the future and the whole movie is them just running around in street clothes powerless following Web around and girl bossing a solution to saving baby Peter, the end? Would current Sony really be this cheap/stupid? if it's all a bait and switch then it deserves to fail alongside Morbius and Kraven.
it's going to be shit
>Muh dick
You brown beta cucks are the reason woman are insufferable narcissists and why movies are shit.
is there feet? ant man 3 failed because there was no feet, even though it was suggested that there were going to be at the press conference
Imagine the scene where they get their powers and her bare feet stick to the wall
no way they're putting her in latex
It’s Julia Carpenter, they are literally obligated to do so
They can try
All they have to do is put Sweeney and Merced in latex.
Ok but they're not gonna do it.
>Isabela Boner
I will now watch your movie.
Hard to believe they're making a fricking madame web movie. Talk about bottom barrel dog shit.
Sony is fricking desperate lmao
Which is hilarious because all they have to do is give us Spiderman 4 or Amazing Spiderman 3 or frick it just reboot the whole fricking thing again because nobody actually cares and people just want to see more Spiderman but instead they keep giving us fricking Spiderman movies with no Spiderman.
Ironic since they have characters like The Prowler that would be pretty cool, if they gave it a high budget
They're hoping associating it with Spider-Man will make it successful. They know this shit would flop otherwise just like Marvels and Harley Quinn.
This is gonna bomb even harder than The Marvels.
Doubt it, Disney splurged on their budget and nobody likes Brie Larson, people like Isabela Moner though
Given it has a vastly lower budget than the Marvels this is quite literally impossible.
>doesn't require some shitty shows to understand it
>the female leads are actually hot
>reasonable budget
nah
Its going to bomb. Its going to be 4 women running around with no actual superheroics and instead just random flashes of what "could be"
Wouldn't be surprised if it does worst than Morbius
Latex chads, where we at
What does a women’s butthole taste like?
literal shit
Doubtful
Dont put your tongue in bacteria infested places, anon...
I never ate one that wasnt clean, so from my experience its like licking a clean armpit
It's like licking a battery
old hags - the movie
How can two eyes hold so much SEXO
Why does she look fat here
She's so sexy. Can't believe we get her and Sweeney
i honestly think dakota johnson is one of the best looking actresses out there atm
also killer body and feet
>they spent $100+ million making a movie about characters whose sole reason for existing is Spider-Man
>it's not a Spider-Man movie
How the everloving frick does this get greenlit? This would be like Warner Bros. making a $100+ million dollar movie with Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen where Superman is mentioned but never seen
Was it 100 million or are pulling these numbers
It will be kino
DakotaBros I kneel.
what kind of black midget virgin simp posts edited pics
I will exclusively google sweeny and johnsons hottest scenes from the movie, please and thank you
SHILL THREAD
SHILL THREAD
>It has Sweeney in a latex Spiderwomen outfit
you know damn well it'll be a 2 second scene teaser of whats to come
All they need to do is have a fun adventure and have hot girls dress in sexy outfits. Doesn't have to be vulgar or overtly sexual, just pleasant to watch. Keep the ugly shit out and ignore the screeching harpies that complain. They will make a ton of money and people will be happy. Why is this so hard for studios to understand? Even it you still make mostly wokeshit, throw a bone to the majority of people that like their movies to be fun. Serve up a treat once in a while instead of trying to force feed liver, lima beans and brussels sprouts all day everyday.
>Why is this so hard for studios to understand?
It's not that they can't understand it. It's that it goes against their religion. The people in charge can only fall in line with the wokies who outnumber them. The writers, actors and directors are all cultists. The executives have cultist children who influence them. The ceos are just coasting on a "Yeah I support that shit. What were we talking about again?" vibe. If cannibalism were in style, the ceos would support that shit too.
>latex Spiderwomen outfit
It's gonna be cheap spandex or PVC at best
Why is she so amazing?
wrong pic
very hot hips to waist ratio
vid?
aesthetically shaped 🙂
What the frick is that tagline
Generated by AI, like the script!
It’s a meme edit
she eats WHAT for breakfast??
did she stutter?
>hispanic, black, white
no asians? wow, Hollywood is still racist i guess.
>deck still has the graphic
poser
White men
more like Madame Chud
GO! WEB! GO!
i would shoot my sticky spider web on her haha
fly!
have a nice day moron.
Disneyshills SEETHING
this is the daughter of the dude from boy and his dog
Is this real? Jamie Lee Curtis would have fit the role better.
Jamie Lee Curtis is senior citizen.
Madame Web often is.
Yes, Spider-Man is the only superhero series I like.
yum
How is she still only getting secondary or lame roles given all the hype around her?
white male cooming around her doesn't fit [the message], so they ignore it in the statistics, even though they are the ones who consume these products.
looks fricking moronic
biggest bomb in cinema history
>biggest bomb in cinema history
Probably not though.
>biggest bomb in cinema history
It likely will bomb big time but the production budget is not THAT huge, it's about 70-75 million.
>biggest bomb in cinema history
It could gross literally $0 worldwide and it would not be even close to the biggest bomb in history.
coomer heaven
I'll web
Donor of Boners
Moner boner
>It has Sweeney in a latex Spiderwomen outfit
yeah, sure
Ok
I know the path to peace is apparently accepting your life for what it is and enjoying the hand you've been dealt without desire for what simply cannot be, but frick it's hard sometimes bros. God just look at that body.
Yu[
morbin time have sex
Spandex and CGI fakery is not latex.
I'll just rewatch Underworld for a real woman in fetish gear, thanks.
>Will you be there?
Solo por mi reina Moner.
Every man should have a Moner.
"Will you be there?" homie i wasnt even there for Oppenheimer and barbie
Not even gonna pirate it. Waste of time and memory.
>He was in the amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died
gfdi....topkek
What a line.
>Dakota Johnson
>Sydney Sweeney
>Moner
this will be coomer kino
Emma Roberts also
>capeshit
no
All they have to do is let the hot girls be hot, surely they won't frick that up.
Supposedly Emma Roberts and Adam Scott are playing Aunt May and Uncle Ben. I don't know why they don't lean into that in the marketing, even if this is before Peter is born. Those are clearly the characters the audience is most familiar with.
That'd be a cool pairing.
I think Roberts is Peter's mother in this?
Somebody needs to read Trouble
That has to be the worst tag line ever.
Because it's a joke
yes i will watch any soulless goyslop cashgrab as long as moner is in it
lewd shoulders
I'll be there but I'm going to get arrested for jacking off when DJ, Moner, or Sweeney are on screen.