Why are chuds seething about this movie? What did I miss? I wanna see Sydney's delicious breasts in a spooderman outfit. Am I in the wrong?
Madame Web
Why are chuds seething about this movie? What did I miss? I wanna see Sydney's delicious breasts in a spooderman outfit. Am I in the wrong?
wasnt mdame web some weird old witch sitting on spider throne and haunting peter's spider senses?
this movie looks like spidergwen 2.0 rather than that
Yay more stronk womyn!
Nobody cares, every thread I see about this shit has minimal replies. People aren't even interested in seething. It's just tired and dull.
The trailer on YouTube has tons of dislikes and chud comments
>chud comments
Like what? Tf does chud even mean?
>youtube comments
Okay I guess you should watch this amazing movie twice to own the chuddies. Buy merch and bluray too. Nobody fricking cares.
Meanwhile I’m seething about another witch movie she starred in.
Why? I thought it was great, just too long with the filler subplots.
>I wanna see Sydney's delicious breasts in a spooderman outfit
same
If the super-suit segments with Moner and Sweeny are just Madame Webs 2 minutes of future vision I'm going to be in a blue balled rage.
I hope Sweney is Gwen Stacy, and she and Andrew hook up inuniverse.
I want to see them twice
>I wanna see Sydney's delicious breasts
LMAO he doesn't know that she doesn't show any cleavage because Sony and Amy Pascal hate sexy actresses in any Spider-Man movie, even in the games
I am ridiculously excited for this movie. No one told me they gathered so man A lister cuties for a psychlogical thriller follow up to spiderman.
I have a friend who is a girl, and this is how I learned of it:
>Her: "Hey have you heard about Madame Web?"
>Me: "Who? You mean that weird old lady from the old spiderman cartoon?"
>Her: "Uh, no. Its some sort of spider person movie with some lady who can predict the future"
>Me: "Oh really, where was she when everything was happening in the MCU?"
>Her: "I know RIGHT, plus she's fricking ugly and boring"
>Me: "I haven't even seen her, but I'll take your word for it lol"
>Dakota Johnson
>ugly
I get preferring the younger costars if that's your thing, but either you are baiting or your female friend is an idiot/jealous.
Sydney makes roasties seethe profusely
Dakota Johnson looks good for 48 but shes way too old to be in a super hero movie.
you are a fat homosexual who simps after women on the internet. That is your life LMAO
Wtf are you talking about
your friend want to frick you moron
frick that, she's rode the wiener carousel too long, low value.
Fair enough if true. Odds are its copium
>I have a friend who is a girl
Gay
What seething are you talking about? Anyway I will watch for Moaner
>Why are chuds seething about this movie?
probably because it seems very stupid
i think even the coomers will be disappointed here
do these spider-man movies without spider-man actually do well for sony?
Feminists are always trying to shoehorn the word madame into any place they can but it always just sounds so cringe
>am i in the wrong
Yes
Madame Bog
She looks nasty, like her pussy stinks heavy, b***h walled hard.
Really weird shilling strategy for this flick on the board lately, a mix of tired outrage and coomer porn addiction.
Baka shill, Sony told us to appeal to the coomers with this movie not make fun of chuds
nothing about this is appealing in any way, shape, or form
no idea what kind of mongoloid has interest in this. Same people voting for Joe Biden I guess.
If you don't go see this movie in theaters, you are perpetrating the continued trend of average looking people in starring roles. They have their place in certain films, but blockbusters should be filled with fine ass honeys. Simple as.
10 minute porn video vs 1.5 hour shitty movie. Hmmmm...