>Early reviews for the latest Marvel film have slammed "Madame Web" as the "worst comic book movie" yet, as Sony's effort to flesh out its own Marvel Universe separate from the ultra-successful Disney franchises continues to flounder.
>Critics have wasted no time panning the film with commentary ranging from "hilariously bad" (Daily Beast) to "depressingly internet" (Hollywood Reporter) and having "none of the charm you expect from even the most basic superhero movie" (Variety). "'Madame Web'" isn't as bad as you've heard," wrote Rolling Stone reviewer David Fear. "It's so much worse." The film so far has only a dismal 25% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
>“Madame Web” is expected to make $30 million to $35 million after its Wednesday release and have the lowest-ever domestic opening for a Sony Spider-Man movie.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2024/02/13/madame-web-scores-terrible-reviews-likely-latest-dud-in-sonys-marvel-universe
Does she wear that dress in the movie?
Isn't it insane how movie studios will cover actresses from the neck down but every red carpet they show up half naked?
The entertainment industry as a whole is backwards with this shit. Nobody cares what you wear at award shows, talk shows, and conventions. Put the sex appeal in the movies and games.
I guess old hag studio bosses have more control over the movie than the red carpet
Amy Pascal’s a good example.
It's their way of rebelling against these woke producers and studios
in your little theory there, how do you explain that the same actresses also say in interviews and on their own twitter accounts that they hate "being sexualized" and "the male gaze" and all that shit?
meanwhile very, very few of them openly say they like to look sexy.
like Alice Eve who defended her sexy scene in that Star Trek movie. I don't even have a second example, because it's fricking rare.
they are trolling the reporter
Because women lie all the time. They’ll say whatever’s the socially acceptable thing to say, but never actually mean it. It’s all for appearances.
lmao so i think what you're suggesting is that these actresses were all like "when are we going to have to show our breasts" and the director was like "no breasts" and they were like "noooo i must be almost naked in public how will i express myself"
is that it?
My fellow anon, I CAMPAIGN for more skin in the game if you get my drift
Want to know why the new Indiana Jones failed? they picked a flat chested women and NEVER let her show off her cleavage.
It's a fricking scientific fact that women with big boobs sell tickets to movies!
Madame Web WILL fail because they got the biggest breasts in the game SYDNEY SWEENY and then decided that somehow putting fricking SILENCERS on her bazongas was a market move.
They deserve EVERY dollar lost for not slapping those giant fluffy bags of warmth and life on screen.
feminism is just israeli capitalism
>depressingly internet
wat
it's another way of saying reddit tier
soulless, like it was written by twitter
So Hollywood movie made from 2017 onwards?
Next time let us write it. It'll be kino.
It’s a big brain take, you all act like reddit, including this site
Tell me more about the slampig
>depressingly internet
What does this mean?
AI generated article
they have a 10 minute squarespace sponsor segment
What a frickin' waste. I have squarespace blocked on umatrix, lol
ESL like stir-fried wikipedia
>"depressingly internet"
What does this mean in the context of a movie?
That’s how redditors would say someone is acting reddit
WOWIE ZOWIE I'm going to have to wait until this film can be streamed
Who the sneed is this
This is Taya Miller, idk why anon used her pic… never i know lol
Thank goodness they didn’t use those horrible, degrading, over-sexualized costumes from the comic books in the film. Wouldn’t want this lady to feel exposed. (Someone dignifAI these red carpet pics)
>Cinemaphile wants women to show more skin
>/misc/ leading the DignifAI trend
This will be the great battle of our time
>>JEWS wants women to show more skin
leading the DignifAI trend
corrected, rabbi
>veiny
never cover up, simple as
Coomchads want women to show more skin, SJWs want the opposite
Both are the result of decades of sexual repression. Same as how porn addicts can either go full gooner or they get disgusted at the thought of sex outside of porn.
Really both are a result of a need to control women's bodies. Woman dresses provocatively? Call her a prostitute and AI her in clothes. Woman dresses modestly? AI her clothes away and beat off.
That's right, anon. Everything is misogyny.
>everything a male does is BAD and HATEFUL no matter what it is
>except when Black folk and muslims rape women and children, that's good
this is you and your "people"
Yeah, women are moronic. There was no grand conspiracy spanning humanity's entire history to be cruel to you, you're literally disabled, it's exhausting if anything.
I wanted to hate the pic on the right but big tiddies always look spectacular.
/misc/ hasn't been relevant in years, who cares about those prude homosexuals. It's all a kneejerk reaction to their dying cultures.
>Thank goodness they didn’t use those horrible, degrading, over-sexualized costumes from the comic books in the film. Wouldn’t want this lady to feel exposed. (Someone dignifAI these red carpet pics)
I will use your post, and this red carpet premiere, anytime someone wants to defend these movies from not using comic-accurate costumes for women. There ain't a woman not dressed like a prostitute, at this premiere. How are they all defending conservative costume dressing while these b***hes dress like this of their own fricking desire in real life?
Hailee Steinfeld in Hawkeye is the most blatant example. Dress her in a poorly fitting men's suit for her character's mom's engagement party meanwhile she's falling out of her dress at every premiere.
>I'm glad you said that
Yes, nobody wants to see more of that scrawny body.
>degrading, over-sexualized costumes from the comic books in the film.
the funny thing is the movie costume is more sexualised than the actual comic suit
this movie is made for coomers
>dignifAI
I read an article the other day about an onlyfans prostitute who was raped by dignifAI because she saw a picture of herself wearing a modest dress and surrounded by small children.
>onlyfans prostitute who was raped by dignifAI because she saw a picture of herself wearing a modest dress
AH AH AH AH AH and they say women can't be funny
I mean, unintentionally, but still
WHO THE FRICK IS THAT?
Taya Miller, actress / influencer
>actress
That’s a stretch bud
She's making my dick act up if you know what I'm saying
>release obviously terrible movie
>get the boobage front and center at publicity events as an emergency measure
you know Sony, I can respect this
I liked when Dakota released a JOI video to promote the movie too
I don’t know why you keep saying this, she just said come see the movie
>Cinemaphile casting
>Reddit writing
A Frankenstein movie
>have slammed "Madame Web" as the "worst comic book movie" yet
Get a fricking grip.
>Madame Paizuri
WE NEED MORE FEMINISM IN FUTURE MOVIES
Tell me what's feminist about this movie.
>what's feminist about this movie
Boomer meme. So safe to assume boomer mentality as well.
fkn younglings
homosexual post. Safe to assume that the parent poster is a homosexual as well.
There's a hag and a cartoonish nog and they're not mocked by their superiors.
>stronk single female lead with no love interest uses her mind as a superpower
>the star of your cape-shit-flic
mogged by literally every fricking b***h
>all those homos who think Sweeny's face is ugly.
Only better one is moner in full screen makeup.
who is the ugly c**t on the right?
don't know or care who the diversity hire is
>Taya Miller
If only that were Grace Caroline Curvy in that dress.
bump
>ultra-successful Disney franchises
What is this troon talking about? Fricking Aquaman 2 made twice as much money as the marvels just last month
Did they only hire a bunch of prostitutes for this movie? Or did the actresses just show up to the premiere wearing prostitutes uniforms?
lay off brie
Marvels Cinematic Universe?
more like
Marvels Shitimatic Poopiverse
The worse the movie the less the actresses have to wear to promote the crap.
Bump
>Worse than Birds of Prey
Directed by a woman.
Good. Female directors are the most male gaziest. Black Widow was nothing but ass shots.
Wrong. The Eternals and The Marvels both looked dour, desexualized and visually unappealing.
I meant white female directors.
2 isn't enough as examples and sexualization is a plus, not a hindrance. Whoever's afraid of sex needs to shed unnecessary burdens
i'd like to get caught in her web, if you catch what i'm pitching
so all that shilling on here basically amounted to nothing? HAHAHAHAHAHAB
How would shilling here affect critics' scores? Use your head, moron.
sup, shill
Only disney has shills working here newtroony, and most of their shilling is seething at netflix and HBO instead of promoting their own garbage
what if all critics hate it because it's not woke tho?
they can't just say "I hate there's pretty, sexy women in this and the white women aren't being fricked by Black folk".
or maybe it's just shit. I'll find out when it's released digitally I guess.
WHERES THE DAMN CAMRIP
I NEED TO SEE THIS MONSTROCITY
BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA
I SHOT WEB AT BOOBA
BIG BOOBA ME HORNY
BOOBA SENSE TINGLING
Hide the curves, breasts and legs of the actresses, at no time make them sexy, make sure you never follow the stories of the comics, hire the worst writers and after all this let Suicide Squad Inc take care of "correcting" the script by adding woke elements, DONE your new flop that you spent hundreds of millions of dollars to produce
I saw the trailer and noticed that Madame Web wasn't in it. She is supposed to be old, wrinkled, blind and towering above Spiderman despite having no legs. No one like that was in the trailer.
It's simple. You make a movie banking on [random hero] without using said hero and then you push contemporary characters of his in it, so now they predate [random hero]'s origin story.
You're effectively robbing [random hero] from his uniqueness and drive. You turn the hero who started it all into a dumb trend chaser.
So yeah, you can go frick yourself. I wouldn't even watch your shit if I were gifted tickets.
See also: Gotham
What was going on at this premiere event? Was it hosted by coomers for coomers? Holy cow.
Yakub is he white
I'd be a dud in her universe if you catch my meaning.
P.S.: I mean sex
>internet pornprostitutes now get paraded down the red carpet at a mainstream hollywood movie
who?
>Marvel: sexualization is wrong
>ALSO MARVEL:
Seriously though, why this side of a side of a side character for a movie? Who's idea was that?
It's all Sony has.
Wish Taya Miller was actually in it
once again some random thot mogs hollywood actresses, grim
ikr
Built for black breeding.
What's it like fricking a girl that's above a 6 bros?
No different than fricking one under, but you mentally feel like a god for putting a hot chick in her place and making her submit.
>it's bad because RT told me not because I don't know how to review and get paid to write useless shit
>Exclusively in movie theaters
Yep, that'll really help this movie.
Imagine all the fricking milk.
this is the deranged take of an insane loner but it seems like slowly things are going back to normal in terms of actresses dressing sexy and stuff and sexy movies being back and woke movies arent as popular...