critical drinker is the worst.
motherfricker has such a gigantic speech impediment, he ends every single word with the letter "S'. >mys biggests annoyances withs theses threadss/youtubes essayistss
he should kill himself or fix his speech.
He's dull validation. I don't think I've ever heard an opinion of his that was actually worth a damn. It's just nice to have a drunk Australian agree with you and say something is shit.
This. They make their living off click bait and overreacting to things. Imagine a grow man pretending to be this upset about a shitty film. The fact that it shows how invested they are into capeshit cartoony bullshit just shows you even more the level of manchild we’re dealing with here.
I really don't understand why capeshitters pretends that Antman3, Morbius and now this one are the worst movies ever when it's virtually indistinguishable from any other capeshit in the levels of shitiness.
The goal now should be to trick Sony into play it in as many theaters as possible for as long as possible. Like with Morbius where they rereleased the movie because they thought the all the memes correlated to genuine interest.
all the actors duped into making this should get platinum parachutes and the execs who signed off should be publicly made to watch the movie on repeat until they repent and hand in their license to produce movies
I find it hard to feel sad for someone that made more money doing this than everyone in this thread will see in our lives combined. I'd say that's more funny.
That just makes her seem even more moronic because it implies she didn't even think of going on Google for 15 seconds before signing a multi-million dollar contract
Hey you like spider man right kids? Wanna watch these haggard old israeli lesbians put his suit on while you wade through the boring, political drama of their difficult female lives? >No. Can I go home?
>trash
Those people don't know what truly horrendous movies are
You have to generate clicks. And people love dancing on graves now, talking about what they hate and how awful everything is, instead of sharing good stuff
I'm so sick of the overwhelming negativity and cynicism. This mentality has genuinely caused people of a certain age to stop trying because they expect derision if they fail.
IT's always funny seeing people who barely watch films that aren't blockbuster style popcorn flicks talk so confidently about how good/bad something is. Unreal. Some platos cave shit going on.
There is a difference between "Wow there's nothing interesting or memorable about this shitty movie" and "JESUS FRICKING CHRIST WHAT WERE THEY THINKING HOW WOULD THIS GET MADE"
Discounting indie madmen's projects like Birdemic or The Room, it is rare that a proper studio movie manages the latter (and sadly way too common for the former)
Pic related comes to mind as the most recent example of what I'm talking about, they really exceeded popcorn mediocrity to make an absolutely unwatchable disaster.
I think Sony aspires to this, to some day create the Battlefield Earth of capeshit, and they're getting there
I would still drink her bathwater and I'm going to see it thrice. Frick off
>run-of-the-mill capeshit nobody's going to remember in 2 months
>IT'S LE crime AGAINST CINEMA
these people act like they've never seen a bad movie before, holy shit
my biggest annoyance with these threads/youtube essayists
So stop watching them.
critical drinker is the worst.
motherfricker has such a gigantic speech impediment, he ends every single word with the letter "S'.
>mys biggests annoyances withs theses threadss/youtubes essayistss
he should kill himself or fix his speech.
He's The Quartering of Movies
His ‘go away now’ is also stolen from Charlie Brooker
>t. the MESSAGE enjoyer
Yeah, he's really annoying. I've never even made it through one of his videos in its entirety because he's so unpleasant to listen to.
He's dull validation. I don't think I've ever heard an opinion of his that was actually worth a damn. It's just nice to have a drunk Australian agree with you and say something is shit.
This. They make their living off click bait and overreacting to things. Imagine a grow man pretending to be this upset about a shitty film. The fact that it shows how invested they are into capeshit cartoony bullshit just shows you even more the level of manchild we’re dealing with here.
And here I am overreacting with you zoomers and pajeets for free like a sucker
Time to start doing THIS ->
Do I know?
It’s YouTube’s shitty algorithm. If you don’t word your shit in a certain way it apparently just won’t pick you up
I assume this person also loves Marvel and Star Wars.
Executive producers and directors should be dealt with as well as non-American outsourcing. It’s a scam.
a hate letter to cinema..
the tour de france
>Hey, i wonder what a youtuber thinks!
This but unironically. Youtubers are the voince of the proletariat.
>voince
I was too focused on making sure I spelled proletariat right 🙁
I really don't understand why capeshitters pretends that Antman3, Morbius and now this one are the worst movies ever when it's virtually indistinguishable from any other capeshit in the levels of shitiness.
Morbius is better than Antman 3 and at least 30% of MCU movies.
Specially when Elektra and Catwoman exist
I liked Morbius
because this has sexy white women in it, which scares the israelite
The goal now should be to trick Sony into play it in as many theaters as possible for as long as possible. Like with Morbius where they rereleased the movie because they thought the all the memes correlated to genuine interest.
it's webbin time
Really makes me fart
I'm farting my dick out
all the actors duped into making this should get platinum parachutes and the execs who signed off should be publicly made to watch the movie on repeat until they repent and hand in their license to produce movies
It's actually really sad because Dakota thought she was joining the MCU (not the Sonyverse) and fired her agency because of it.
I find it hard to feel sad for someone that made more money doing this than everyone in this thread will see in our lives combined. I'd say that's more funny.
Did she really? I've seen no source for this just it being repeated.
Trust me bro, my uncle (female) works at Nintendo
That just makes her seem even more moronic because it implies she didn't even think of going on Google for 15 seconds before signing a multi-million dollar contract
That's because it isn't real. It's an assumption by fanwire based on her asking Elizabeth Olsen what it's like to do a superhero film
This is a modern tragedy.
>TRASH
Pretty much what I think of all those youtubers
Hey you like spider man right kids? Wanna watch these haggard old israeli lesbians put his suit on while you wade through the boring, political drama of their difficult female lives?
>No. Can I go home?
Why is everything seemingly so hyperbolic now? It can't just be a shit film you ignore and l forget?
>trash
Those people don't know what truly horrendous movies are
You have to generate clicks. And people love dancing on graves now, talking about what they hate and how awful everything is, instead of sharing good stuff
I'm so sick of the overwhelming negativity and cynicism. This mentality has genuinely caused people of a certain age to stop trying because they expect derision if they fail.
Its good to dance on the graves of shitty movies about literally who characters nobody cares about
It's all about the algorithm, even if it isn't really.
shut the frick up
he would backpedal if this turned out to be a sleeper hit. He would say it's woke but kids will love it and it's pro-cop and pro-dad
It's the Mexican Maisie Williams curse
>POOP MY SPIDER SPIDE
>POOP A TIDDY RIDE
>EKSE!
>HAVE WEBSE!
lel
IT's always funny seeing people who barely watch films that aren't blockbuster style popcorn flicks talk so confidently about how good/bad something is. Unreal. Some platos cave shit going on.
one movie with no black garbage and just hot woman but they still frick it up
There is a difference between "Wow there's nothing interesting or memorable about this shitty movie" and "JESUS FRICKING CHRIST WHAT WERE THEY THINKING HOW WOULD THIS GET MADE"
Discounting indie madmen's projects like Birdemic or The Room, it is rare that a proper studio movie manages the latter (and sadly way too common for the former)
Pic related comes to mind as the most recent example of what I'm talking about, they really exceeded popcorn mediocrity to make an absolutely unwatchable disaster.
I think Sony aspires to this, to some day create the Battlefield Earth of capeshit, and they're getting there
why is there 2 old red headed women
and 2 mixed race younger women
Why should you care about superhero(ine) movie No. 29361632 in the first place?