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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to see it twice just because I hate critics that much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i’m gonna watch a shitty movie to own the critics
      just remember to shave your neck and shower before you leave the basement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is almost 90 years old. He can’t make movies anymore. This was only made because he funded it. What were people expecting?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He can’t make movies anymore
        Anyone who’s seen what he’s been doing the last 40 years of his career already knew that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im going to pirate it twice because i dont swallow mens cum and take penis willingly into my arsehole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Real cool Ivan good to know. You wouldn't be able to afford going out to see it anyway

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          imagine sucking wiener by choice

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I want to suck a trans woman off so badly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >but sucking wiener by force, that I can imagine!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know how numbers work? Half of the critics who've seen it liked it, and actually reading the reviews, a whole lot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      >all the seething replies
      Jesus, you capeshitters need to chill. I know you want Coppola to fail because he attacked your precious Marvelslop but this is getting embarrassing.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Driver has been damned by dark forces. He is poison

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently there was a 4th wall break where someone in the audience got up and asked Adam Driver's character questions during an in-movie press conference. How tf would that work outside of Cannes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was probably some incel and they went with it so he didn't shoot up the place like the Joker guy did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just edit the sound in?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More like Megaslopolis ammirite?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1. Since when do critic reviews matter?
    2. Who thought this was going to be good anyway? Coppola must be one of the most overhyped directors in history, with only three notable movies that aren't that good anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The conversation
      Godfather 1
      Godfather 2
      Peggy sue
      Apoc Now
      Rumblefish
      Bram stokers Dracula

      Im on the fence about one from the heart but tend to think it's more worthwhile than not if only for the visuals and sound design. Honestly this guy has a stellar output of kino. Also I actually like his shitty low budget arthouse movies he done in the last decade or so like Youth Without Youth that shit was somehow really bad and really good simultaneously.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The conversation
        >Peggy sue
        >Rumblefish

        Literally who?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean those movies are obscure or "literally who" likes them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I mean those movies are obscure.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am excited to see this movie 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me too fellow Reddlitor

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >trusting critics
    >trusting critics at Cannes

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You people unironically care about review scores?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Critics can't seem to deny it's the most ambitious film of all time. The sheer ambition is staggering.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coppola was always a hack.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >critics hate being called out
    Woah no way
    Watchin this shit day one.

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