>Main actor is canceled. >All the writers are striking

>Main actor is canceled
>All the writers are striking
we're never gonna see this piece of shit, are we?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Kang Dynasty

    Was this memed into reality via shitposting?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we even know the lineup?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no that sucks
    anyway

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the Avengers disbanded after civil war and only formed an ad hoc alliance to stop Thanos. Do the Avengers actually exist right now or will this also cover the reestablishment of the team?

    • 11 months ago
      Machine Jerk

      there'll probably be a throwaway line about the new lineup in some show no one watches

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It will be like that God awful west coast avengers cartoon that ran for like 6 episodes on fox kids, but live action. all they're really missing is cheetarah or whatever that cat b***h's name was.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thor and hulk still there, Hawkeye maybe if they can manage to cgi his penis. Florence is the new widow and she will probably have more star power after dunc2. Spiderman and strange still in MCU.
      Plus whatever new people they add. Rhodey if he doesn't turn out to be a skrull in secret invasion. Ant man obviously gonna be involved.

      Only ones that are probably hard no's are Tony and Cap. But caps not gone gone, he could be back for Kang dynasty since its about time homosexuals anyway.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But caps not gone gone, he could be back for Kang dynasty
        I doubt Chris Evans would want to bulk up again just for one movie and if they CGI his muscle it will look like shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They’ll just have him wear long sleeves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a ton of “avengers” now so many in fact that there are way too fricking many. For example there are currently 5 Ant-Men. Ant man himself, his wife, their daughter, both his wife’s parents can shrink and have shrinking gizmos.
      There’s 5 fricking characters with basically the same power.
      There are now 2 Hulks, 2 Hawkeyes, plenty others I’m sure I’m forgetting.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll probably recast him, nobody will care if the villain is a different black guy

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe there's a character actually called Kang.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's from 1964

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And in 1964 he was white. They made the decision to change that for the movies.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie he was purple

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kang/Rama-Tut/Nathaniel Richards was always white you dumb shit, he wore a blue MASK as Kang.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nick Fury was white too, can't remember people complaining about Sam Jackson.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nick Fury was specifically based on the Ultimate universe Nick Fury, who Sam Jackson had years earlier granted Marvel the permission to use his likeness for, in exchange for him eventually playing the character in film. I'm not complaining about Kang becoming WE WUZED, I'm pointing out how fricking hilarious it is that Disney and Marvel decided to racebend a man named Kang who larps as a Pharaoh.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nick Fury was specifically based on the Ultimate universe Nick Fury, who Sam Jackson had years earlier granted Marvel the permission to use his likeness for, in exchange for him eventually playing the character in film.
                didn't know that. that's pretty cool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sam Jackson had years earlier granted Marvel the permission to use his likeness for, in exchange for him eventually playing the character in film.
                It's a bit more fricked up. Mark Millar told the artist to draw Nick Fury as Sam Jackson. Sam Jackson found out and in lieu of suing Marvel for using his likeness, he asked if he could play the role in a film.
                Meanwhile Millar did the same thing with having them draw Eminem in Wanted and that ended up in a lawsuit settled out of court.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Checked but Nick was white and black in the comics. Plus his race didn't matter. I mean like, Storm is straight up African...and it matters

                Fury? Not so much.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                white nick fury and black nick fury jr are two different characters. white nick is stuck on the moon last I checked, but black nick hasn't been around for awhile now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah, you are correct. My only point is that casting Sammy J was solid.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                jasckson looks like a decent respectable man, kang instead like a zesty roided Black person. Not all black brotha are the same

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kang/Rama-Tut/Nathaniel Richards was always white you dumb shit, he wore a blue MASK as Kang.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fricking with DOOM
              ishygddt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and played by a black man to boot

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone photoshop it but instead have it say, "Avengers: Kangz 'n' Shiet"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM FRICKIN LAUHING!!!!! LMAOOOOOO

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fitting end to a dead franchise if you ask me. They milked it dry.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FRO YOU!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no
    Anyway

    Capekino ended with Endgame. It was literally in the title. If you kept watching after that you're a fool.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped caring a long time ago. I want to say I don't want it to happen but the reality is that I don't give a shit. It's not even that I have a problem with comic book movies ots just that the writing and execution has declined so much that I just don't care.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to? People were already pretty disappointed when they used a less familiar Thanos for Endgame. This is just the same on a larger scale with an even worse lineup of Avengers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing I want, and I'm not even sure I want it...is the Blade movie. If it's not rated R I'm automatically out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spider-Man
      >Falcon Captain America
      >Daredevil
      >possibly Deadpool
      >possibly Jackman’s Wolverine
      >Doctor Strange
      >maybe Star-Lord
      >Ant-Man
      >The Wasp
      >Shitty actress Cassie
      >Steinfeld Hawkeye
      >Pig Black Widow
      >Captain Marvel
      >She-Hulk
      >maybe Thor
      >Sòy Hulk
      >whatever the MCU’s Fantastic Four ends up being
      >maybe Moon Knight
      >maybe Blade
      >maybe the shitty Eternals nobody gives a frick about
      some lame characters but overall doesn’t sound too bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't really top that. It wasn't just the avengers, it was every marvel character introduced to that point. Everybody had a moment. The only downside, as you said, was that Thanos was lame.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nature is healing
    let them be, anon.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given how messy the setup has been, who cares? Just make a Loki or Wandavision film and have done with it.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >film begins
    >ant-man just looks around all confused
    >oh we already won
    >end credits

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're never gonna see this piece of shit,
    and that's a good thing.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who tf is still watching marvel movies anymore? The last movie me and my friends cared to see was Far From Home and that was only really because it was Spider Man. You're telling me you guys were really hyped up to go see...
    >Black Widow
    >Shang Chi
    >Eternals
    >No Way Home
    >Multiverse of Madness
    >Love and Thunder
    >Quantammania
    >Guardians 3
    ...??? Seriously besides spider man and maybe guardians that lineup sounds boring af. Don't even get me started on the any of Disney+ filler crap, I'm sure you guys found a way to justify watching those as well.

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