>main character has a huge wiener, is handsome and makes money by having sex with sexy ladies
Which audience was this show aiming for
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>main character has a huge cock, is handsome and makes money by having sex with sexy ladies
>Which audience was this show aiming for
Women and gay men.
and I dont have a problem with that. should be more audience segregation. everything doesnt need to be for everyone
Plot twist. Hes a black women with a elephant trunk between his legs
>handsome
Not with that hairline lmao. This show is pure fantasy. 99% of women will take a dude with a 4 inch wiener but a full head of hair over this hairlet
Having a big dick honestly isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes I wish I had a little babydick like you guys.
>dick gets in poop water when taking dumps
>other girls in my social group always want to see it when they find out
>guys in my social group get jealous when they find out
>too big to get a proper blowjob
Just kidding, it’s awesome lol
post it to prove you’re not some moronic neckbeard lying
can't right now, I forgot the cat in the oven. gotta go haha
Nta but rate
>eyronie's disease
gross
Women told me they like it bent
What looks better my front side or the back side of my dick?
very skinny penis
Length is more important isn't it? b***hes always afraid to deep throat my wiener, only suck the top half most of the time
no girth is significantly more important past like 6"-7" length. a long skinny penis is worthless.
Some b***hes prefer length
Every. Fricking. Time. I swear literally every fricking thread about wiener size some fricking homosexual comes into the thread with some post claiming how them having a big wiener isnt actually that great and they wish they had an average or smaller penis. What the frick causes this? Is it just dicklets coping? Anons trying to subtle brag? What is it?
it is just bragging. other sites like leddit, lpsg and the like you don't get this phenomenon. people are at least honest about being happy at winning the genetic lottery those places.
Its a phenomenon on the internet that im not sure has a name but its where someone thinks they MIGHT have something they claim, but rather than testing for it to confirm, they go on the internet to claim the actual number to strangers on the internet.
There was a game that I played for awhile that released a new map where the majority of people had awful performance. So i looked it up on reddit to see what others were saying. You would have dudes claiming insane framerate on mid range PCs. Turns out they were only testing their offline performance and never wanted to actually confirm their online performance.
For dick size, this could be measuring wrong, using a rough size reference to like a phone or something, anything.
Point is, dont believe everything you read online.
Hey i've actually been turned down right before sex because I was too big. It really does have some downsides.
lol just lol
did happen tho
>Anons trying to subtle brag?
Yes. If I had a 7.5 inch wiener I would be finding was to talk about it in every opportunity. Regardless, there are downsides (never getting deepthroated sounds miserable) but nothing that would come close to ruining the massive benefits.
length means nothing without girth. i have decent length but average 5.3" girth so there's literally no point in bringing length up.
I'm 7x5 and am 6"4 so it looks small regardless. Never had any problems. A few girls have called me a needle dick but only after like if I ran into then at a bar after I ghosted them or whatever. Dudes care about dicks more then women. That's not to say they don't like big dicks and that it's not helpful but there are far to many average and small dicks in the world for them to care that much.
>5" girth is needle dick tier
i knew it. women all want 6"+ girth. what an awful existence i will never have sex.
I'm 5inch girth while being 6'2 and always thought my dick looked decently thick. You're a mental case if you think your dick looks small under any circumstance.
5" girth is pretty average. you must be bigger and measuring wrong or something. pretty much everywhere online acts like thick doesn't start until close to 6" girth.
>5" girth is pretty average
Average girth is 4.5 inch. Stop listening to a bunch of porn addicts to what is considered a "normal" dick.
last i checked average girth is like 4.8" for western countries at least. regardless i don't think girth is that unusual or noteworthy until you get closer to 6". there are plenty of dudes with over 6" girth out there.
>i don't think girth is that unusual or noteworthy until you get closer to 6".
>I don't think dicks are big until they reach the top 5% percentile
You're a fricking idiot.
yeah. average/above average isn't very memorable or desirable for women. this goes for all attributes that make a man attractive to women. they all want the best.
You're right but lets not use the idiotic standards of women to define statistical facts about anatomy.
>multiple women have called me a needle dick
That’s man talk, women don’t tan like that
One would be shocking multiple is obviously fake
Dicklets will never understand. It’s funny this made you so mad lil man.
Idk even with kinkier girls I've been with, quite a few couldn't really take a bigger dildo without lots of pain afterwards. They described it as being very intense but almost painfully so. Guessing it's kinds like when they keep stimulating the head after you've cum. Prob just depends on the woman and how sensitive and big her vag is. It's either awesome or a bit of an obstacle.
another guy with a big wiener with multiple partners. funny how that's literally always the case huh.
It’s almost as if girls prefer large dicks over small ones lol.
which is what i've been arguing this entire thread and every thread like it. that modern female standards are unobtainable for 80%+ of men and the current dating market is unsustainable.
>dick gets in poop water when taking dumps
>too big to get a proper blowjob
I also know and hate this feeling. Most girls only swallow like 60% of it
I diagnose this with a 95% chance of being pasta.
balding is invisible to women until you lose the top
>99% of women will take a dude with a 4 inch wiener
>women
I’m jealous. This homie fricked so many thick bawds. I forgot is he cut or not
LOOK AT ME HECTOR
Holy fricking cope go back to Cinemaphile you roid troony
>dude with a 4 inch wiener but a full head of hair
professional investigator here
this post was made by an asian, most likely Simu Liu
>Simu Liu
Damn, I thought I smashed his computer and stole his phone. Must have gotten a new one
>that cope
kek its like a white whale roastie seething over asian women
>nooooooo his hair!
Zoomers are so funny
Kek
>t. knows what women want but can't get one
>guaranteed replies
It honestly sucks having a larger penis. You can’t go balls deep on most women unless they’re very tall, even then it’s a crapshoot. And most are in pain and want you to go very slowly. It sucks.
You have never been to Eastern Europe.
There are fricking stunning women there and you look at their boyfriend and they look like Niko Bellic
Niko is a handsome lad
My dad is bald but he divorced my mom and married a woman only 9 years older than me
me
cope hair guy
Agree hes like what nw 3? An ugly midge w a babydick and a perfekt nw 0.5 would slay compared 2 him
You are insane and you’re gonna wreck your endocrine system using hair drugs
>dick size
>height
>hairline
how do you rank these in order of importance?
Face height race
If you have 2/3 of these, you’re fine
height > hairline ---------------------------------> dick size
Unless you're in a place like school that's full of gossip and a small dating pool they ain't gonna know your dick size until clothing is come off and at that point they're too horny to care.
if it were a black guy it would be Hanged
>Which audience was this show aiming for
Doesn't matter. Like most shows, the creators idea was ruined by the same "staff writers" on strike, and made the show about parenting two worthless shitheads and divorce.
I've never had sex before. What's this position call and how many sex sessions do I need to have before I try it?
>main characters have veganas and have sex
Which audience was this aimed for
people who have veganas and dont have sex
femcels
Right has a great pair of khazar milker
Women are soulless.
>the sex lives of college girls
>6/10's constantly hooking up with 10/10 chads + the occasional drunk lez sesh
actually checks out
Born as female only no tranoids allowed
The sort of Midwestern chick who wishes she were hip enough to have been on Girls.
Do goysloppers really?
>Which audience was this aimed for
Me obviously.
It's probably trying to recapture the "magic" of Sex in the City, which ruined millenial women. But Zoomers have TikTok now to convince them acting like a massive bawd is somehow empowering and will totally find a husband at 35.
why the frick are the redcups on that poster smurf-sized
How big is his wiener in the show? I only have a 7.5 incher and b***hes call it big
if you're under 9 inches you cannot pleasure women
if you're under 9 inches you cannot pleasure total fricking bawd prostitute c**ts high on drugs and can't feel shit to begin with. b***h... fricking bastard
Fify
It's 15 inches dicklet. Kek.
black lives matter, too
their dicks are way bigger
Just pleasure yourself then and frick off until she gets angry then
Hes 10 inches in the show but that’s just meant to be a little bigger than normal
Yeah I know, it's just the order of the world. Small wiener people should be castrated so they do not poison our society with their deficient DNA
That’s moronic ten inches could hardly even fit in most women
Yes. 10 inches can hardly fit in a hole that can push a fricking child through it. Holy shit how stupid are you people?
This guy definitely doesn’t know how veganas work lmfao
Please explain how a fricking vegana works then you fricking idiot
>dilated vegana is the same as an aroused vegana
Kys
How did I know this stupidity was coming? NO FRICKING SHIT. I'll help you out even more before this post comes along as well. "LE CHILD BIRTH HURTS"
Well guess what even a fricking monster 10 inch wiener is nowhere near the same size as a child. A woman who is properly aroused can handle a big wiener NO ISSUES. The only thing you MIGHT have to consider is a little extra foreplay, being more gentle when you first enter, and you can expect her to tire out or get sore sooner (maybe she is sore after 15 minutes instead of 30). But thats it. This whole "hurrrr my 7 inch wiener fricking rekts women none can handle it" is either baby dicks LARPing to cope, virgins, or if you actually do have an above average dick and that was your experience you are awful at sex and the girl wasnt very turned on. Guess what though, even a shrimp dick will hurt a woman if you just jab it in her and she isnt properly aroused.
Why are you so angry?
Porn isn’t real, women aren’t all taking 10 inch horse wiener you degenerate freak
they would try it they had the option.
Mindbroken
Bro I’m just under 8 inches and have been called too big more than once. My last ex called herself a size queen and even she would be intimidated by a 10 inch monster dick. You’d bottom out and hit the cervix with inches to spare
wow yet another dude with a magnum dong who has lots of sex. really surprising.
I’m 30 and have slept with like 15ish people, that’s a lot by this sites standards but not by the standards of people who get laid all the time. Take it or leave it, I’ve never met a girl who didn’t think 7 inches was big
if you're almost 8" with 5.5"-6"+ girth yes that is fricking huge. that was my point you fricking moron. of course you've had a lot of sex.
Assuming you’re telling the truth, be realistic for a second. Do you honestly think a girl knows what a 7 inch dick is vs 6 vs 8? You people think sex is two computers calculating numbers about each other during the whole act. In reality it’s just two people trying to enjoy each other
Not at all and that’s my point. As long as you are not below average I can’t imagine it actually being a problem. Anybody with a “big dick” is at risk of cervix punching which is not typically appreciated
>You people think sex is two computers calculating numbers about each other during the whole act. In reality it’s just two people trying to enjoy each other
rofl the wisdom on this website is so pure sometimes, thank (you) for yours anon
>my mom’s sister
That’s your aunt homosexual
Fug meant for
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW! WHACK THE SUCKA
And?
Literally stop responding to them. It’s LARP. Any girl who actually likes you will call your dick big to make you aroused.
Lmao here it is again
Bro you cant forget the obligatory "my wiener literally rips girls in half its just so big and i wish it was smaller" portion in all these posts
>u...u mad
Lmao absolutely btfo that easy. Where did I say women are constantly taking 10 inch wieners? I said they can and no ampunt of "my 7 inch wiener brings women to tears" LARPing will change reality
Lol this homie I know a beautiful rich white woman who is fricking some poor beaner solely because he has a big wiener. She doesn’t tell her gfs because they will judge her but she sure does tell her gay friend everything(that’s me).
>beaner
>big wiener
If your going to make shit up at least make it believable
A 7 inch dick is above average and plenty of women would have trouble with it
You are a turbo virgin quit watching porn
depends on the girth. a 7"x5" dick is pretty average and unremarkable by volume.
Stop watching porn, incel.
Dear moron:
Women do not like being dickpunched in the cervix. It is very painful and not sexy.
In certain positions you can do very deep penetration that aims for soft tissue next to the cervix, which can be very nice but requires Mr Big to be very careful to avoid previously noted issue.
You don't need to be Ron Jeremy to run into this issue either, just dating a significantly shorter woman can cause it, plus some girls are shallower than others. Plus she'll be less receptive if she's not really feeling it.
Ideal size is 'exactly enough to bottom out when thrusting hard, and not one mm more'
I'm a modest 6 inches and I've hurt women hitting their cervix. The average vegana honestly isn't that deep senpai. Girls that can easily take 7-8 inches to the base are born with a gift.
are you under the impression that a dick is inserted at a 90 degree angle or what
His hairy little israelite pimp could've gotten it.
The life of the average Cinemaphile poster.
Me.
Imagine making a show about a hot female prostitute with this perspective
done
The premise simply wouldn't work because even an objectively ugly woman still has no problem getting sex from men. And the idea that she could have them to pay her bills for sex isn't implausible either. If a guy has sex with 100 women without having to pay for it; then he's a stud. If a women has sex with 100 guys with or without being paid for it; then she's a bawd.
You just have zero imagination is all. And too much seething. There are already shows and movies about female sex workers, which is the whole fricking point of Hung - it turns the trope on its head.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
This show's legacy is Thomas Jane announcing that if the writers ever made his character engage in gay sex, he would quit, followed by him defensively announcing he has had gay sex for money when he was homeless and desperate. He managed to make absolutely everybody hate him with a single comment.
Punished Punisher
The truth is guys with giant wieners do tend to be gay because they are unironically too big for women
guys as big as 8" with like 6"+ girth report zero issues with tons of women. you'd have to be well above that to start having issues. pretty sure even zoomer women are starting to act like below 7"x5.5" is babydick tier nowadays.
Lies I’m 6 inches and have had problems.
Most porn stars are like 7 inches long it’s all just angles and the actors/actresses are small.
The guy in the show is supposed to have a 10 inch wiener. Most women couldn’t handle it
yes 10" is fantasy tier but plenty of girthy 8" dudes are absolutely out there having lots of sex and ruining girls.
that sounds omega moronic
my incel ass is not suddenly attracted to hairy buttholes and beards just because I can’t have sex with women
literally and unironically straight men, when deprived of pussy, will simply jack off to images of pussy 99.99999% of the time
Holy fricking shit. How is a giant wiener too big for a pussy but the perfect size for a homosexuals ass? How is it that an ass can handle more than a pussy? Please explain
Your ass can fit a lot more than a vegana make big insertions are enormous and would kill a woman
T. Degenerate gay
there are plenty of videos of women taking literal horse wiener dildos up their c**ts.
No there aren't
Even the female omegaprostitutes like Proxy Paige and HotKinkyJo put far larger things in their own asses than in their veganas
Very few women could or would take a giant dildo
The most popular dildos are clit ticklers and vibrators that aren’t particularly big, in either girth or length.
So its easier for a man to push a child out of his ass than it is for a woman to push a child out of her pussy? You realize how stupid you sound right?
ehh no, he said that about a woman, because they have wider hips.
You know how this works, don't you?
Oh no, he made leftists and homosexuals mad, oh what a tragedy
he made chuds and boomers mad too because the Punisher stated he was an IRL homo.
I love tom jane
>men can handle bigger dicks than women
Having a pussy is just a lifetime L
gay men and most women are both size queens. don't know where the meme about being too big for women comes from. veganas stretch a lot.
>literally only understand sex via porn
Kek
i'm going by the countless confirmed huge guys online. they'll maybe have issues the first time and have to use lube but after that there's apparently little to no issues unless the girl has a medical issue or something down there. you'd have to legitimately be like 9"x8" or something to not be able to have sex with ANY woman and even then plenty take literal horse dildos. to not be a huge outlier nowadays dick size wise is pretty demoralizing.
I didn’t say men which huge wieners are gay they tend to be gay.
Historically large wiener is associated with sexual deviancy
probably because huge guys (8"x6"+) can have a lot of easy sex with bawds if they'd put in any effort.
you are trying very hard to convince me that sexual attraction is based on the logistics of meat insertion rather than on ingrained sexual image preference
that’s like saying you’d frick a cow because you fit (me and ur mum aside)
No I’m not dudes with huge dicks tend to be gay
>tend to be gay because
assuming that’s you, you were
>guys with big dicks tend to be gay due to unrelated reasons
is a separate you did not put forward until an unrelated post that wasn’t directed at me
I think you might be gay, and have self selected for big meat, and or are coping
settle down dicklet, men are talking
>pretending to be hung on the internet
Lmao, imagine deriving your self worth from something as pathetic as your dick
You sound like you’ve only slept with the kind of bawds who want to bang anything and everything. In reality yeah a lot of girls don’t loge to get penetrated by massive baby’s arm sized dicks, it hurts them and is uncomfortable. Even me at around 8”, I’ve run into situations where girls don’t want me to put it all the way in since it hits their cervix too hard bc they’re tiny women and not fetishists.
i am never having sex because every single woman has been with someone like you and i can literally never measure up. your comments do more harm than good.
Funny you say that but you’re wrong, my comment didn’t harm me one bit.
i mean it just makes insecure men more insecure. every thread like this the only guys having sex are pornstar tier and then there's virgins with huge wieners who have to chime in. there's literally no point in seeking out sex if you don't have a huge wiener nowadays cause you're just gonna letdown whatever woman you try to frick since they're all used to horse wieners.
The attitude of the average zoomer is depressing
Yeah his spin might be complete bullshit but the reality of childbirth, marriage, dating and sexual activity all being at all-time lows is objectively true
Either everybody's heads are fricked or everybody's hormones are fricked or whatever but the one thing that's indisputable is that it's happening on a societal scale in numerous countries on slightly different timeframes
women seem to be having plenty of sex. its just less guys are having it because you have to be exceptional in every way to get it. the top 20% of dudes physically and financially are having an ungodly amount of sex.
Not true sexual activity among women is also record lows just men are way worse
The charts incels point out showing men with record rates of sexlessness shows women with record rates of sexlessness too
The idea that every woman is getting pounded out by hot guys gf tinder just isn’t true
>NOOOO CHAD REARRANGING MY INSIDES LAST WEEKEND DIDN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT WAS A PUMP AND DUMP :~~*(
lmao @ w*men, what a meme sex.
>the stats are lies for women
If that’s how you are going to think then I can’t help you. You’d rather live in your fantasy than understand reality
women lie and genuinely do not think casual hookups and fwbs count.
Yes anon “women” are all just a singular type of person. Only men can have any dynamic at all whatsoever in regards to their personality. Fricking moron
women are the npc sex yes.
This is exactly why they don’t pay attention to you. here comes the part where he lies and says he has had plenty of sex, just watch
nah man i'm a wizard. i know i'm ugly and not what any woman wants. since all women are attracted to the same type of man physically and i'm not that. men are the ones with crazy varied tastes when it comes to sexual attraction.
>all women are attracted to the same type of man physically
The words of a literal moron kek. No wonder you’re a wizard, you treat them like they’re not even people in your mind
have you never been around women? they're all incredibly basic and are genuinely a hivemind. even dykes all like the same shit they just had too many bad experiences with men.
You deserve your lot in life, pal
>I've been around women and understand them well
>virgin
Pick one
It's because of the economic collapse
Nobody can afford to have kids
Nobody can afford to get married
Nobody can afford to go on dates
And that interferes with getting laid
I cant speak for other countries but i also think the way america handles sex is absolutely pants on head moronic. Kids are taught at an early age that sex is akin to violence and murder and every time you have sex, you're playing with a loaded gun.
That isn’t how sex is taught in america why do Europeans have these insane fantasies?
Im american you moron. I've literally done all my schooling in America. Even extending past health class in high school, every movie is okay to show some dudes head getting blown off but showing a pair of breasts is too much.
Well the way you write certainly confirms it.
Has nothing to do with that. The poorest countries have some of the highest fertility. It's due to female sexuality being out of control.
This, using technology and the modern state women (and many men) can now satisfy their biological desire to frick without the consequence of having kids.
Very similar to why so many people are obese. Our monkey brains can’t handle abundance
many men? 20% of men at most counts as many?
Way more than 20% of men are having sex lmao
sex is made up. it doesn't exist.
>but the reality of childbirth, marriage, dating and sexual activity all being at all-time lows is objectively true
Only for average men. 54% of young women have had an STI at some point and that ridiculous number wouldn't occur if they weren't having a ridiculous amount of sexual partners.
i'm 31. any woman i try to lose my virginity to around my age has been with 10-20 guys minimum and a majority of those have no doubt been hung.
you're lieing to yourself bro. stop believing that dumb incel shit.
You can believe what you want but according to actual stats that isn’t true
have you people been around women? they don't count flings, fwbs, and hookups.
>OH ONLY /THESE/ MEN COUNT BECAUSE THEY DATED ME FOR A LITTLE TEE HEE
Dude these threads consist of half the anons claiming 8 inch dicks. If you seriously believe the morons in these threads then theres no helping you
Being 8 inches in most situations is impractical and I wish I was 6.5, not kidding. Doesn’t help that I’m short so I mostly get with equally short girls whose pussy can barely handle it without stretching to the limits. I wish it was more just snug and not constricting as frick on my wiener dawg
every single hung dude who says he would change anything is lying out his butthole. i see right through you bragging shitheel. the biggest confirmed dudes on other sites like leddit are at least honest about not wanting to change anything and being thankful for lucking out.
Why are you so mad at your own lot in life dude. Also did you know that the inability to feel empathy is a sign of autism
subhumans like me are in fact miserable. you just would like it if we piped down and didn't b***h.
I actually don’t really care, I just felt like giving my two cents but it falls on deaf ears when they’re as moronic as the people replying to me in this thread kek
I literally dont care about your dick size you moron. The fact that you're even claiming dick size in a Cinemaphile thread itself speaks to who you are as an individual and its not good
Dude this is the thought-process that makes you unsuccessful with romance and love and sex. You get all sorts of twisted up in your head with these cringe insecurities and a big thing you forget to take into account is that a huge part of sexual contact for women is emotion. It might even be the biggest part of it tbh especially if you’re with a girl who is of any quality. You sitting there lamenting that some bozo with a donkey dick may or may not have been with this girl or that is doing yourself a disservice and so is worrying so much about what other people who have nothing to do with you are doing. You gotta drop that insecurity and also that bitterness as fast as you can because it’s basically qt repellant, you need to be easygoing because a girl who feels safe with you is a girl who will bang you and a girl who will bang you is most likely in the process of forming a connection with you, that’s way more important than someone else’s wee-wee. Stop thinking about other men’s penises in relation to chicks you wanna bag, that’s gay as frick homie. Good luck cuz I think you’ll need plenty to finally get over yourself unfortunately. I mean that sincerely
its not my fault modern women are all prostitutes. kind of hard not to think about the dozens of dudes the average woman is hooking up with if you dare try to date as an adult.
It is your fault for having a bad attitude though. Sorry, I thought you could be helped. But you seem like a flippant little crybaby so never mind, no nu mommy for u in this life loser
>maybe women shouldn't hook up with tons of men based purely on stuff like looks, height, and dick size
>REEEEE YOU DON'T DESERVE PUSSY
can't win.
Anon, there is only one of us “REEEE”-ing here, I assure you
I honestly just can't get over what actual bawds most modern women are. I'm in my 30's now and divorced once. Divorce is pretty eye-opening in itself and in retrospect I don't even know why I saw her as anything but a bawd the whole time. And now, by my 30's? Dude, every girl you meet has fricked more dudes than what any person who isn't mindfricked by the modern era would ever consider romantic material. Like, there's a part of my mind that just takes over and no matter how nice this girl seems, I just think of her fricking and sucking all these other guys, and telling who knows how many other dudes she was in love with them, and lying to God only knows how many others she was either turning down or cheating on, with or whatever.....and it just becomes a joke. By frickin 20 almost every girl is what any man who isn't mindfricked by modern bullshit would consider a loose bawd. You're the one who is actually fooling yourself by falling for women's bullshit and cognitive dissonance, not these other guys. They're actually seeing the situation all too clearly from the outside, while you're deluded by the bullshit you are fed on the inside.
>I can’t help but imagine every woman being fricked by other men
Literally cuck fettishism quit watching porn
it would be different if every woman had maybe a few handful of longterm partners, but casual sex/hookup culture is so normalized for the average woman that it is basically impossible to find a woman who hasn't slept with under 10 guys. they see no issue with hooking up with the hot guy because society tells them its empowering.
>it’s not my depraved porn rotten mind it’s that every woman IS getting fricked by le mythical chad
The average person has like 6 sexual partners. Your typical girl isn’t out getting gorilla fricked by the men you perceive as better than you.
I didn’t bring up the fettish you people and your fantasies of giant dick men fricking all the women brought it up
6 dicks endlessly fricking one woman is too many already. gross.
>Your typical girl isn’t out getting gorilla fricked by the men you perceive as better than you
Source?
>source that my sex fantasy isn’t reality
I shiggy diggy you people are hopeless
>She's only fricked 6 other men ( only counting dudes she dated)
>No mention of how gender or age or generational differences or anything play into this statistic
You guys need to understand a few things. Men outnumber women on dating apps by a huge ratio for starters, something like 3:1 on tinder and worse on shit like Ashley Madison. Additionally, a majority of people are essentially serially monogamous while 25-30% of the population is more promiscuous if people like Robert Sapolsky are to be believed. There is a subset of men and women who are having way more sex than the majority- and they are going to be more visible online because they are more motivated to seek partners.
Regular people have way less social contact than they used to because everyone is in front of screens far more than they used to be. The people sitting at home reading shit online and playing video games or spending a million hours on TikTok are fricking less than their parents generation, because being home was far less interesting to people when there was less to do and just being around people more often presents more opportunities to meet people who want to have sex.
So, it’s more like there’s an unlimited frick playground for like a quarter of the population while the average person is more disconnected than ever.
>unlimited frick playground for like a quarter of the population
80% of said playground are women btw
You're the one bringing up cuck porn, like every other guy is fixated on in one form or another. I'm saying the literal opposite, that I think it's revolting in any romantic sense. Like I don't want to be in a relationship with some woman who's been run through by dozens of other dudes, and other guys shouldn't either.
Most people on the Internet are lying, coupled with the fact that women have no spacial awareness and will think a 6" dick is like 8 inches long. Besides, sex is 90% mental for women, and the gspot is usually like an inch from the opening of the vegana.
You know that stretching hurts right?
not according to what i've read. seems like plenty of women like that full/stretched out feeling that comes from 6"+ girth.
is girth more important than length?
probably. plenty of girls want 6" girth or close to it to give them that full feeling overall.
Yes. I have tested this out IRL with my 4.5" chode on multiple women, pre- and post-BathMate pump. Pre-pump my girth is about 4.75" in girth at the corona and about 5.5" at the base of my shaft (I got a stubby rhino horn for a wiener). Post-pump the girth goes up to 5.25" at the corona and 6.2" at the base. The women were MUCH more vocal post-pump than pre-pump and I've had quite a few Asian women (masseuses/escorts at massage parlors) say how huge I was and how they would need to get used to it a bit before I could really fill them hard. Afterwards though, they moan like crazy. I don't normally shill products but absolutely get a BathMate if you want a bigger wiener, at least for 2-4 hours.
*frick them hard
Also, as an aside when I bottom out in them, they audibly gasp and I've had at least three that said my chode has made them cum a few times (two of which I could actually feel their pussies rhythmically clench through the condom, although the third I imagine was at least partially lying). But yeah, all women have said they feel much more full and stretched out with a girthier dick. Quite a few have said
Because of that, I'd imagine the ideal penis size is probably 7" length by 6.3" girth. Anything longer and you're smashing into her cervix instead of kissing it with your glans and anything thicker and you're gonna tear something. Obviously, this is for most women, as I've seen plenty of prostitutes take a Bad Dragon XXXL horse dildo to almost the base, which is about 12", but that was also up their ass with an astounding amount of lube.
I literally have a pornstar tier dick both length and girth wise and I never even kissed, let alone had sex
your own fault. you will get zero sympathy cause there are millions of guys in the same situation with tiny dicks.
Closeted gay men
>male gigolo
>only female clients
Hey its the guy from The Mist
>doctors make women get bigger breasts and bigger asses
>for some reason doctors can’t figure out how to make men get bigger wieners in the year 2023
Why do I feel like they did but they only give it out to celebrities?
Dicks and boners are a lot more complicated than just fat stores in breasts and asses
That’s why
>doctors make women get bigger breasts and bigger asses
They make them do it? wtf are you talking about?
Dick extension surgeries exist btw. It's just that guys aren't going to brag about doing it. You can see some examples in porn.
Reasonably good surgeries exist to increase dick size but they have a significantly high risk of breaking your dick too. Most guys would rather stay average than risk a broken dick.
protomolecule dick, beratnas
PSA: this thread and many like it before was started and frequently bumped by a fetishist. No matter what is said, the reply is always, "yeah but big wiener." They may not even realize it's their fetish, they may think they're blackpilled, it's honestly hard to tell. But the point is they are mentally unwell. They, like many, many others, can't handle being online; they aren't equipped to rationally navigate the vast, unparced stimulus it makes available. As a result, a niche sexual infatuation has progressed to the point of having created the urge to impose their obsession on others.
Avoiding any comment on the subject matter here, just advising everyone if what's going on in this thread and that the majority of posts here are merely disingenuous fetish indulgence by one individual with an out-of-control mental quirk.
do you realize how many people browse this shithole board you moron. penis size insecurity is more common now more than ever.
I know. And I browse it more than most, and your post/writing style may as well be a signature.
Again, I can't tell what's wrong with you. You either are extremely upset about your body and are failing to address your problem in any constructive way and instead fall down this odd, blackpill thread spiral;
Or this is a fetish thing and you have your wiener in your hand.
Either way, and this is my last reply, there are two things to be said: first, I know your reply is going to be exactly the same as literally thousands before in the other like threads you've made, I don't expect it to be reasonable or acknowledge what I'm saying in any meaningful way, and two, you should consider constructive treatment of this obsession, whichever motivation is behind it.
i haven't made a thread since 2012. i think you vastly underestimate how insecure the average young man is about his dick if he isn't massively packing.
This big wiener fettish they project into everything
>I cant get laid because that plain 5/10 girl I have a crush on is being fricked by 10/10 rich male model with a 9 inch wiener
It’s like advanced cuck fettishism
to be honest this is more common than you think. just not the rich part, but good looking hung guys definitely will frick average woman. which then gives the woman an inflated ego.
I'm sorry you don't like my autobiography.
>all these posts about this show
>not a SINGLE image of mommy jane adams
You are all like a race of gays.
Ew
>mommy jane adams
People are into this chick? There are hotter chicks on there.
What kind of person do you have to be to just wake up in the morning and go "hmmm today I will argue about weiners on the internet"
i don't argue i educate.
ive had sex without paying only once, and the girl was really tall, like 6 feet, and apparently tall women have bigger veganas. my bengus is only average, like 5 in, but she really enjoyed herself.
anyway my dad liked this show. im pretty sure most guys like fantasizing about having a big dick and being a male prostitute exclusively aimed at hot women. also it has a good opening theme.
having a big wiener is great but wienerlets think that all their problems would be solved if they just had a few more inches. in reality men dont get to show off their wieners like women get to show off ass and breasts and sending dick picks is considered weird so they dont even find out until they were already committed anyway.
it's a thing that is a universal positive for 99.9% of women and just one less thing to worry and be insecure about. if you woke up with a tiny dick tomorrow you'd probably have a nice day.
I’d kill you homo
This idk why so many incel anons are moronic.
Like a woman has already decided to sleep with you long before she sees your wiener. And unless it’s deformed small she isn’t going to care.
Your face, attitude, and body are all way more important to getting laid than your dick.
Women can get off with fingers they can get off with your 5 inch dice
I'm 36 and have only had sex once in 3 years. She was a pretty cute 25 year old but it's pretty depressing. I'm a recovering alcoholic, super broke with shit job and I never go out amy more. Feels pretty over for me. I'm still attractive but I'm so demoralized by the world now. I used to go out all the time in my 20s and have fricked plenty of women but it still sucks the ride is over.
To all you virgins, I know baw waw...but still.
so you could go out and get laid still if you weren't a moronic homosexual. got it.
Yes but I am. And unless I get super lucky the only thing I'll find is a turbo bawd whos fricked a 100 dudes and has kids. I can't even attract women with kids cause I'm a broke 36 year old.
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>admits he's attractive
you could find a young shallow girl to date you're just a lazy moron who has to brag on the incel website.
I'm not bragging. I was trying to find solidarity on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
i don't give a shit about you if you've had sex.
It's okay. We are all gonna m-m-make it bros.
Sounds like you had life on easy mode and still fricked up, way to go bud
>t.
What is the size of your bed and state of your home? Ignore women and build your kingdom. Start with a king sized bed. If you are in a shitty location move to a small town in the midwest. Work two jobs until you can own a home. Either God will add a woman to your life or you will end up happy enough without one with the kingdom you have created. However, those same instructions are basically a honey trap for a woman, like having a home of your own and a king sized bed for her to enjoy.
And frick off about getting your dick wet. Whatever value you have left should be saved for your wife and not wasted fricking prostitutes. No more sex before marriage.
>I ruined my life with alcoholism so somehow this means sex is worthless to obtain for the rest of you
Idk having a “big dick”, it’s not even that big it’s like Barry 8 inches on a good day has led to some crazy size queen situations but overall hasn’t had a huge impact on my life.
Craziest was my young aunt found out I was packing when I was like 17 and she blew me in the basement during a 4th of
July cookout.
A few other stories like that especially in college for girls that found out I was “big” so if I were to rate it overall I’d rather be hung than not hung but it’s led to me getting laid maybe 5 or 6 times more than I would have without it
>Craziest was my young aunt found out I was packing when I was like 17 and she blew me in the basement during a 4th of
>July cookout.
I'm sorry, what?
My moms sister is only 10 years older than me and she sucked me off when she found out I have a big dick. She wouldn’t let me frick her though
>entire thread is just virgins worrying about hurting the pussy
Don't worry, it's not like you'll ever get any.
Me. Great show
Not realistic. Women who pay for sex are like 1% of people who pay men for sex.
Gigolos are dudes who date rich, older women., Most male hookers bang dudes. That's probably 99.9999% of the clientele.
No i watched a documentary about it
It was called something like bruce digalow
Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo. Amazing documentary.
I think male strippers who strip for old bawds at bachelorette and birthday parties probably get more action from drunk women than dudes offering sexual services for women.
Most male strippers and male escorts are gay. Have to swing both ways or just gay. Married couples usually recruit bulls on dating apps.
average /incel/ thread
Damn, he is LITERALLY me.
>Which audience was this show aiming for
I stopped watching after episode 10 because it felt like an actual ending. A good one.
protips
>always say you have a small wiener
>always say you're a virgin
>boobs get nuked in seconds
>dicks stay up for hours
damn this is an actual show. what are some other male wish fulfilment shows?