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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who pays for all this shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your tax dollars. We tried to warn you and you called us "separatists". We must retvrn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop trying to teach my kid about bantha wieners and wookies dykes and you can come back, rebel scumfrick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Banking Clan unironically, at least in PT, where they had a side arc about Sheev removing regulations on debt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ~~*banking clan*~~

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lel I bet George was thinking of the Rothschild banking family who funded both sides of every major war since Napoleon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he was thinking of ~~*Watto*~~

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The big city planet has like a trillion people on it. So to answer your question, slight increases in VAT on certain product categories most likely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ships are sentient and can transform into girls so you can frick them and make more ships, like how it works in Tenchi Muyo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure Disney pays some agency for all these shills to spam these threads about the gay fricking ship to get people to care about the lore again even though it's dead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's dead and so is the company and so is the industry so there's nothing to talk about besides ships.
        Here's a 3000 year old star destroyer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those were so cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Umm the sith people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the empire that controls an entire galaxy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aragorn's subjects, I hear they have a pretty thorough tax policy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Galactic reserve

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The empire prints their own currency. It isn't backed by anything though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's backed by the natural resources on various planets.
        >JarJar's planet = Plasma
        >Mustafar = Metals
        >Tatooine = Sand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Space israelites

      Banking Clan unironically, at least in PT, where they had a side arc about Sheev removing regulations on debt

      FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death sticks profits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taxes and trade route tariffs. Didn't you watch Phantom Menace?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sheev could predict lottery numbers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Palpatine got all the bankers in one room. Told Anakin to kill them and seized their finances afterwards.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a certain Russian president.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Palpatine literally did nothing wrong
          >Destroyed a dangerous cult that grooms children
          >Killed the bankers
          >Removed political corruption
          >Removed tariffs on trade routes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s something I quibble with

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make it make sense
    In the past, SW designs were based on real-world aesthetics and equipment. Modern SW designs are based on previous SW media.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels might have been a bit shit in their story but the ships were so aesthetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The story was fine. It just needed more time in the editing room.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The stories were literally fine. You can hang up this revisionism

        >elected a 14 year old girl queen
        >muh chosen one trope
        >contrived reasons for cameos
        >podrace shoehorned in
        >Padme stays with genocider
        >she died of a broken heart
        Yeah great story 😛

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >elected a 14 year old girl queen
          Naboo is literally me.
          >muh chosen one trope
          Greatest story ever told.
          >contrived reasons for cameos
          Name 3.
          shoehorned in
          Pure kino fuel.
          >Padme stays with genocider
          Sandpeople aren't people
          >she died of a broken heart
          Happens in real life.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sandpeople aren't people
            They also kidnap, rape and torture on the regular. I'm sure the people of Tatooine would've praised him for killing them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Greatest story ever told
            Then you must also think Harry Potter is the greatest story ever told. Say it. Say Harry Potter is the greatest story ever told.
            >Name 3
            R2-D2 just so happens to be on the ship to Naboo, C-3PO was built by Anakin Skywalker and the man cloned is Kanhi and his baby Boba Fett
            >Sand People aren't people
            They're ethe indigenous people of Tattooinez if others don't like them then they can moisture farm anywhere else which isn't such a shit hole.
            >Happens in real life
            Yeah you can be dismembered then consumed by lava and he fine in Star Wars, but there's no cure for tie blues I guess.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >They're ethe indigenous people of Tattooinez if others don't like them then they can moisture farm anywhere else which isn't such a shit hole.
              They're all over the fricking place, stupid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tatooine is the Tuskan Raiders home planet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and they kidnap, rape and torture the other people living there. Your point?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What would you do if a bunch of technologically advanced aliens invaded Earth to set up dirt farms and criminal organizations?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about blaming the rich and powerful instead of the poor farmers trying to make a living? The humans there are either slaves or descendants of ex-slaves. The Hutts were the ones in charge.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah you can be dismembered then consumed by lava and he fine in Star Wars, but there's no cure for tie blues I guess.
              Anakin wasn't consumed by lava, but lit by the fire from it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >R2-D2 just so happens to be on the ship to Naboo, C-3PO was built by Anakin Skywalker and the man cloned is Kanhi and his baby Boba Fett
              You don’t even know what the word "cameo" means.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Harry Potter is the greatest story ever told

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >elected a 14 year old girl queen
          Alien society.
          >muh chosen one trope
          Guess LotR is shit too.
          >contrived reasons for cameos
          It's the same galaxy as the OT and only takes place two decades before. Get over it.
          >podrace shoehorned in
          You're being a contrarian.
          >Padme stays with genocider
          After hearing from Clieg Lars that sand people aren't people, but bipedal animals.
          >she died of a broken heart
          It fits with the style the PT's going for.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The story for the prequels needed to just go ahead and start with Anakin already Obi-Wan's apprentice. No complicated backstory, no chosen one horseshit, none of that crap. Just two friends, a mentor and apprentice, who go into a war and are gradually changed into different people by their experiences - Obi-Wan becoming more compassionate, but weary of conflict, and Anakin becoming harsher and crueler.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but it's mid-wit tropery for barely sentient manchildren. So instead you get what you got.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I agree you should have made Star Wars instead of Lucas, maybe even taking some tips from other filmmaking experts like RLM.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares about your autistic fanfics and head canon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agree.

          Phantom Menace was a waste of a movie. Nothing in it actually mattered.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Phantom Menace literally explains why Anakin became Darth Vader. If he was a jedi from birth he wouldn't have emotional ties to his mother or Padme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything in the prequels looks like a toy and I say that like a compliment

      Every 10 year old boy wanted prequel ship playsets and legos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything in the prequels looks like a toy and I say that like a compliment

      Every 10 year old boy wanted prequel ship playsets and legos

      Design in general was very well done.
      Little homages without feeling outright derivative or shamelessly self referential.
      Kudos to Lucas and company

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I will bring your daughter back, Mr. President
        >Yeah, isnt she gorgeous? Simply the ebst, grab her by the pussy for me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Leon brings back Tiffany instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stories were literally fine. You can hang up this revisionism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm gonna murder children to save my wife
        *few hours laters*
        >i'm gonna murder my wife

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what happened and you know it. This is your brain on RLM. Drink you söy and sit down, chump.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was originally a rejected design for ANH.
      IIRC it was Millennium Falcon before they changed it to the burger design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny fact this is the last prop ship that was shot for the movies, the last star wars thing to have a prop ship was for the mandalorian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The millennium penis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s the N-1 Starfighter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, they stretch the R2's head unit from it's body? Ouch.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a Star Wars movie where they're actually threatening and don't just blow up easily. Only time I've ever seen that is in Battlefront

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >strong smug mutt creatura
      It's so tiring. Brings the whole thing down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were hard to kill in Rogue Squadron without suicide-ing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's Rogue One, but yeah, outside that Star Destroyers aren't that intimidating.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original trilogy forgot to design them with size appropriate guns but still had Destroyer in their name. Very immersion breaking. If they were just fighter carriers with extra weapons tacked on they should have been called carriers, but that's not dramatic enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about Empire Strikes Back where they root out the rebels from their base and the Millenium Falcon has to escape from them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many people cam one of these things house? It looks larger than a city

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like 40,000 personnel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how about threaten and blow up easily? listen to the radio drama where they blow up alderaan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ANH
      TESB
      ROTJ to some lesser extent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only time I've ever seen that is in Battlefront
      Like how you say that but the footage also shows that a single TIE Fighter can solo an several blockade runners with just lasers cannons.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead franchise.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >r2 unit is right where wing folds in
      moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's in the space in front of the wing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's in the space in front of the wing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some appearances of the craft include a boxy compartment under the wing to enclose R2 units. That's the fix, as awkward as it looks. But that's okay these were experimental new spacefighters. Ya just gotta cram the R2 unit in there somewhere.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some appearances of the craft include a boxy compartment under the wing to enclose R2 units. That's the fix, as awkward as it looks. But that's okay these were experimental new spacefighters. Ya just gotta cram the R2 unit in there somewhere.

          Damn I just realized these are supposed to be prototype TIE fighters

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Should have been obvious but I hadn’t noticed either

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Republic uses proto-Empire gear and the Confederation uses proto-Rebel gear. Its like poetry. So that it rhymes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the arc-170 is a proto x wing though. republic also had proto y-wings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True enough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            V-wings are closer to TIES even have the same engine sound

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They make a similar sound sometimes too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Never really thought about this before, but is it supposed to be the (Twin) Ion Engines that make the distinctive noise?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wow
            your right wtf
            pottery

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why arent the robots just builtin to the ships? Was this ever explained in the movies?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because sometimes you want to take the robot home with you. They're adorable.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S DA SIIIIIIIIIIIITH
    get new material schizos

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rule of cool

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    where are the white markings?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      If anything they just dumped a frickton of paint thinner on the ship

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All over

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make it make sense
    Started white, everything else is derivative. There.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white markings
    That's the lighting.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    design changes over time and this is an inconsequential detail for the plot and theme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad the entire Star Wars Disney output has been inconsequential. This is systemic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their Star Wars 'creative' decisions have been inconsequential as it pertains to the Star Wars world and lore, I mean. Nothing means shit! Somehow Palpatine returned, repeated ad infinitum, across the board

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their entire creative process revolves around how they can write another story around stronk women

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Somehow Palpatine returned
          It was only ok when the EU did it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it was still moronic but at least it was given an in-universe logical explanation as to HOW it happened.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney genisues: durrd durr red = sith because dey got da red light sabers durrp. what prequels never heard of dem

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't ship design progressed in the 4000 years since The Old Republic? That's a massive amount of time, frick, 4000 years ago we were still living in huts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are many parts of the world that look exactly the same as they did 4000 years ago
      North Sentinel Island is a good example

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      once you reach FTL you're probably getting some serious diminishing returns of tech advancement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the game devs wanted to keep everything familiar and Star Wars-like. It was all for brand recognition, nothing more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, look at how far Africans have come in 4000 years. Then things will start to make sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've reached the end of technology.
      There's no weapon more effective than the turbolaser, no travel faster than hyperspace, they just have slight iterations. There's no transporters or trek-style replicators allowed in universe, no time travel (till disney), etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because hyperdrives and anti-gravity became ubiquitous, and there's a consensus on limiting AI.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plateau. In a bad way. Technology is not a ladder, its a face.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cared for consistency in this series ever. They made it up as they went and it shows. You have to be a special kind of moron to still care about star wars above the age of 16. Even the original trilogy has death stars as the main plot device in two different movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Even the original trilogy has death stars as the main plot device in two different movies.
      It's not really a hard criticism because with ROTJ, the more personal fight and clash is between Luke, Vader, and Emperor. A game of will. Lucas didn't really need to come up with a newfangled technological terror to wrap things up, not when he wanted the last duel to be more at the emotional forefront, the resolution to the whole OT and PT. Earlier drafts for ROTJ included 2 Death Stars stationed in Coruscant orbit. Really the one big letdown was that they didn't have the means or time to give us Coruscant in ROTJ, that was the best way to go. Earlier drafts of ROTJ, and lets say had they gone with a better director, ROTJ could have been even better than Empire Strikes Back.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is a dead universe. Raped into nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has spherical robots that can unfold into a quasi-humanoid shape.

      They are very dangerous, but they can be defeated by someone who is deeply immersed into the Immanent Will that stirs and urges everything, and is equipped with an arsenal of futuristic weaponry.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the amount of red paint needed just for one

    for comparison the eiffel tower is covered with 60 tons of paint

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the EU a smuggler has a star destroyer and he gets all pissy because he can never find enough red paint to do the whole thing. He can only ever find "Star Destroyer White"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A smuggler with a Star Destroyer? That's totally discrete.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I believe he's retired or gone legitimate at that point. His name is Booster Terrik and he has a hapa daughter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going for stealth, yeah.

          If you Hyperspace into the system, dare the local planetary forces to try and stop you, smash your way in through the atmosphere then drop thousands of tons of contraband out of your lower bay to drown your customer in narcotics...

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know it was Palpatine making these decisions? Are you telling me that autistic homosexual is really dictating what color stripe goes on his big special triangle ships? What else is he deciding? What shape the toilets are?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The toilets are triangle shaped too

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50% bigger for no reason
    Seems to some kind of phallic competition trend in Star Wars and Star Trek lately making newer ships larger than they should be compared to the previous generation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone one have a cleaner larger rez of this? Thanks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just dredged up the exterior version while looking for the cross section.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >axial superlaser
          It's just a turret. Axial would mean it's mounted directly along the keel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks chief. I meant the cut away illustration though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have endless ways of making a superlaser
      >"Make it a cannon on a swivel"
      I hate nuwars so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >made larger
      >fewer weapons
      Kek.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's particularly egregious with the Fulminatrix compared to the ISD. Yet despite the obvious design flaw of only having dorsal turret coverage with a paltry number of guns the Resistance chooses to attack it slowly from that direction anyway.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Palpatine in TROS was beyond moronic. He had presidential level dementia

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't decide if the red mark venator or the imperial star destroyer looks better. I guess the latter have more "you are so fricked" energy.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sequel trilogy doesnt count
    theres 6 starwars films

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't anyone give a shit about the Supremacy? I thought it was cool...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it gets pwned by a pink haired feminist troony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I visited an aircraft carrier once, there was a post office, there was a dentist office, every cable, every pipe was tripled...
      that shit is just insane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for Kylo to return from the dead for Rey's Episode X movie in his new Mega Star Destroyer the Patriarchy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >movie came out during the Trump presidency
        >the ship where all the evil white people donning nazi uniforms are is called the Supremacy
        a bit on the nose, don't you think?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget both Leia Poppins and Vice Admiral Tumblr smashed through the right wing of the Supremacy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No no
          You see it requires a degree in media literacy to understand all the subtle nuance of the sequel trilogy
          peons can't possibly understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was in a shitty movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There comes a point where scale is so immense you can't actually give a shit about what you're looking at. It's why space isn't actually scary, and if you disagree you're a huge pussy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i love how these diagrams just have words and a line that points to something that has nothing to do with anything. someone made the drawing to look cool, then someone else made up shit to overlay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because its Right Wing is bisected by a dildo that breaks up and destroys 14 other ships of the 88th Battle Group.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the movie and don’t remember this ship or anything else in the movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet you remember what movie it's from. Curious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is terrible. A space station the size of a moon, sure. A space ship so big that houses a dozen ships that are each the size of New York? That's just stupid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A ship the size of the moon would also be able to hold city sized ships.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it gets BTFO by some b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It did literally nothing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tried to pull off an Executor move like:
      >you thought that the Star Destroyer was big then look at THIS
      Only that it has been done too many times and Executor actually looks cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was it ever explained were the first order got all their ships from? that shit aint free

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars fans understand everything about Star Wars except visual symbolism and themes.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Xystons based on the Imperial-I class Star Destroyer
    >Not the Imperial-II class
    They just had the Imperial-I model from Rogue One and thought 'frick it, reuse it'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rise of Rey Palpatine was a sloppy rush job.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that's really lazy. At least with the Resurgent they tried to make something believable even though it was uninspired, but Xyston is literally just scaled up with no other thought put into it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Love this, "It's 1600 meters!" It was made that long because it's a mile. Generations of droolers never realize this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jar Jar "0 Fricks Given" Abrams

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't re-watched any of the three sequels since they came out in theater

    (I've seen Phantom Menace at least 5 times)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched all the Filoni garbage and I can't finish the sequel trilogy.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To sell toys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney didn't capitalize on that very well considering there aren't any official Xyston Star Destroyer toys or models.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Palpatine's robes have red lines in TROS.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RED LINES RUINED MY CHILDHOOD

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the last one is fan fiction
    hth

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because sith. You answered your own question

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Eclipse Super Star Destroyer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I particularly enjoy how the illustrators for the New Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels took the schematics from the original guide literally and think the ship only has six tiny engines on the lower rear edge instead of taking some initiative to canonize a rear view with a more fitting engine array. Especially since the Eclipse II was already known by then as well and how that ship appeared in comparison.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As often is the case the younger sister ship has a nicer aft.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so these ships just like
        have nothing on the rear except the engines?
        seems kinda weird how everything is crammed on the front and then it just cuts off, no?
        i mean look at this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the problem with the original Dark Empire comics never showing the ass end of the first Eclipse. At least with the original ISD it had better greebles and actual plot related structures like the garbage chute on the rear spine that was shown in ESB.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having excessively big, random vertical sections on ships looks odd. I know they don't have to be aerodynamic but the manufacturing companies should know they have to have eye-appeal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's gotta be the SDSD Freudian Nightmare or nothing.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why put the bridge in such an obvious and targetable spot

    it's a spaceship put it right in the middle of the ship protecting by layers of space-steel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're inspired by real life battleships, but yeah the first order star destroyers does fix that issue.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >puts a ray gun on the front of a Star Destroyer with no changes to the OT version whatsoever
    >makes the ray gun a Death Star weapon
    Jar Jar really gave 0 fricks didn't he

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like poetry, it rhymes

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't because sequels. They ruined everything.

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