>make millions of women soak the floor of the kinoplex with your shitty movie role
>become a depressed hermit because of some trolls
Why are actors like this?
>make millions of women soak the floor of the kinoplex with your shitty movie role
>make millions of women soak the floor of the kinoplex with your shitty movie role
>become a depressed hermit because of some trolls
Why are actors like this?
one time i got into top 5% fitness where random men would approach me to say "dat physique bro" but then i went into the gym and one girl said to another girl "he has a great body. too bad about the face though" and i never went to the gym or worked out again and now im a fat ugly stupid piece of shit who never leaves his room
That is so gay. Did you work out for yourself or for acceptance. Do things for yourself, bro.
i worked out to look good. i didnt care about strength or anything.
>t.
Not even that bad. He could lose the glasses for a boost, but he looks fine.
>mom, i need you to take a shirtless picture of me, i have to own these nerds on Cinemaphile
Proves the fact that if you are soilent there is no saving you. Bad face? have a nice day.
>skipped face day
Go to a ylyl thread on /gif and look at how tiktokers do face workouts
lmao, you either got it or you don't. welcome to the real world b***h
This is genuinely depressing.
I actually love this aesthetic. A nerd face hiding a terminator body is the closest you can get to real life power level hiding
he has really shit trap and neck development which is why he looks odd.
they're disproportionate to the rest of his physique in favor of "stealth build"
also his lips have some kinda high reflectivitly lip gloss on them and his skin looks dry in comprasion.
then you'd like the end of ichi the killer as well as garlic jr
He just needs a haircut and he'd be fine, there's nothing wrong with his face
>there's nothing wrong with his face
let's not go that far
I've had a (hot) girl call me ugly and fricked her the same night. Skill issue.
the movie weren't as embarrassing as this photo
is this an ongoing wardrobe malfunction, or did he actually go outside dressed like that, lol
>Zoomers discover fashion before 2016
not even a nonce, but that was well after prime keira knightley
They dated between 2003 and 2005. That was just about prime Keira.
keira was in her prime for like 1 year after the first pirates movie.
then she started her weight yoyoing and fricked her looks up.
Who knows what goes on in the head of Hollywood freaks
Looks like he was banging prime Keira Knightley, so I doubt he cares.
this was peeke of white man drip. You could wear baggy or skinny jeans and women would frick you. Now it seems everyone has a uniform.
Well women of that calibre are doubly insufferable so it makes sense.
>aaaaaaaaa they're mocking my multiple sex scenes with dakota johnson again i have to flee
what a homo, it should have been me
He IS gay.
It's a setup for his Bond bid.
"hehe don't worry boomers i was so embarrassed of these movies"
Remember what kind of selfflagellation Pattinson went through to win the male audience?
I think it's dumb but that's how marketing for actors works
Also Pattinson had to do to win the male audience was be in a movie where he was married to Sarah Gadon.
I'm talking about how he had to badmouth twilight to assure fragile dudebros that they were in the right for hating a little girls movie with seething hatred for 5 years.
Pattinson was shitting on Twilight as early as 2008:
>“With virtually anyone, the nice guys always seem to come last. You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason," he toldOK! magazine in the U.K. per MTV. He then went on to say, “If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and you met him in reality he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something.”
>"When you read the book, it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that," he once told Empire. "He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108 year-old virgin, so he's obviously got some issues there."
>“A lot of the stuff in the Twilight world doesn’t make any sense,” he said in an interview with Chris Van Vliet in response to the question of why the characters drive cars when they can run so fast. “Why are they still going to high school?," he continued. "…They’re 100 years old."
https://people.com/every-time-robert-pattinson-criticized-twilight-franchise-8405799
Damn now I want to see lore accurate gigahunk Edward.
>“Why are they still going to high school?," he continued. "…They’re 100 years old."
That's what I like about high school girls...
This movie has the worst dialogue
I agree.One of the weirdest movie I've seen
The dialogue was meant to be humourous is the cope Cinemaphileizens have when anyone with a modicum of taste suffers through Don De Lillo's books.
Because he probably want to be taken seriously and he made some braindead movies, so now he has to reinvent himself.
>Auditioned for Mr Fantastic
>They gave it to Pedo Pastel instead
translation: he had ugly b***hes constantly approaching him
you wouldn't understand.
you see as an incel you might hate women as much as we volcel chads do but fundamentally we are not the same.
anyone who unironically uses a label like "sigma" or anything else to describe themselves is a massive homosexual with delusions of grandeur
Is he burning local?
Who?
The kid who played Joffrey in Game of Thrones quit acting because people harassed him irl so the message is that people in the UK are fricking morons who can't distinguish fantasy from reality.
vax status?
This guy was in the news for something else recently. Didn't he (almost) die suddenly?
Vax status?