>make millions of women soak the floor of the kinoplex with your shitty movie role

>make millions of women soak the floor of the kinoplex with your shitty movie role
>become a depressed hermit because of some trolls
Why are actors like this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one time i got into top 5% fitness where random men would approach me to say "dat physique bro" but then i went into the gym and one girl said to another girl "he has a great body. too bad about the face though" and i never went to the gym or worked out again and now im a fat ugly stupid piece of shit who never leaves his room

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is so gay. Did you work out for yourself or for acceptance. Do things for yourself, bro.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i worked out to look good. i didnt care about strength or anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not even that bad. He could lose the glasses for a boost, but he looks fine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >mom, i need you to take a shirtless picture of me, i have to own these nerds on Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Proves the fact that if you are soilent there is no saving you. Bad face? have a nice day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >skipped face day
      Go to a ylyl thread on /gif and look at how tiktokers do face workouts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, you either got it or you don't. welcome to the real world b***h

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is genuinely depressing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually love this aesthetic. A nerd face hiding a terminator body is the closest you can get to real life power level hiding

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, you either got it or you don't. welcome to the real world b***h

          This is genuinely depressing.

          He just needs a haircut and he'd be fine, there's nothing wrong with his face

          he has really shit trap and neck development which is why he looks odd.
          they're disproportionate to the rest of his physique in favor of "stealth build"
          also his lips have some kinda high reflectivitly lip gloss on them and his skin looks dry in comprasion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then you'd like the end of ichi the killer as well as garlic jr

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He just needs a haircut and he'd be fine, there's nothing wrong with his face

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >there's nothing wrong with his face
          let's not go that far

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've had a (hot) girl call me ugly and fricked her the same night. Skill issue.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the movie weren't as embarrassing as this photo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is this an ongoing wardrobe malfunction, or did he actually go outside dressed like that, lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the movie weren't as embarrassing as this photo

        >Zoomers discover fashion before 2016

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not even a nonce, but that was well after prime keira knightley

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They dated between 2003 and 2005. That was just about prime Keira.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              keira was in her prime for like 1 year after the first pirates movie.
              then she started her weight yoyoing and fricked her looks up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who knows what goes on in the head of Hollywood freaks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is this an ongoing wardrobe malfunction, or did he actually go outside dressed like that, lol

      Looks like he was banging prime Keira Knightley, so I doubt he cares.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this was peeke of white man drip. You could wear baggy or skinny jeans and women would frick you. Now it seems everyone has a uniform.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well women of that calibre are doubly insufferable so it makes sense.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >aaaaaaaaa they're mocking my multiple sex scenes with dakota johnson again i have to flee
    what a homo, it should have been me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He IS gay.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a setup for his Bond bid.
    "hehe don't worry boomers i was so embarrassed of these movies"
    Remember what kind of selfflagellation Pattinson went through to win the male audience?

    I think it's dumb but that's how marketing for actors works

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also Pattinson had to do to win the male audience was be in a movie where he was married to Sarah Gadon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about how he had to badmouth twilight to assure fragile dudebros that they were in the right for hating a little girls movie with seething hatred for 5 years.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pattinson was shitting on Twilight as early as 2008:

          >“With virtually anyone, the nice guys always seem to come last. You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason," he toldOK! magazine in the U.K. per MTV. He then went on to say, “If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and you met him in reality he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something.”

          >"When you read the book, it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that," he once told Empire. "He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108 year-old virgin, so he's obviously got some issues there."

          >“A lot of the stuff in the Twilight world doesn’t make any sense,” he said in an interview with Chris Van Vliet in response to the question of why the characters drive cars when they can run so fast. “Why are they still going to high school?," he continued. "…They’re 100 years old."

          https://people.com/every-time-robert-pattinson-criticized-twilight-franchise-8405799

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn now I want to see lore accurate gigahunk Edward.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >“Why are they still going to high school?," he continued. "…They’re 100 years old."
            That's what I like about high school girls...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This movie has the worst dialogue

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I agree.One of the weirdest movie I've seen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I agree.One of the weirdest movie I've seen

          The dialogue was meant to be humourous is the cope Cinemaphileizens have when anyone with a modicum of taste suffers through Don De Lillo's books.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because he probably want to be taken seriously and he made some braindead movies, so now he has to reinvent himself.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Auditioned for Mr Fantastic
    >They gave it to Pedo Pastel instead

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    translation: he had ugly b***hes constantly approaching him

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you wouldn't understand.
    you see as an incel you might hate women as much as we volcel chads do but fundamentally we are not the same.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who unironically uses a label like "sigma" or anything else to describe themselves is a massive homosexual with delusions of grandeur

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is he burning local?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The kid who played Joffrey in Game of Thrones quit acting because people harassed him irl so the message is that people in the UK are fricking morons who can't distinguish fantasy from reality.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vax status?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy was in the news for something else recently. Didn't he (almost) die suddenly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vax status?

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