>???, Vronzky, ??? >Kurtz, Animal Mother, Rambo >???, Elias, ???
Those are the ones I recognize and never in my life have I watched a vietnam war movie from beginning to end
There's an inverted Beast, a Fleming, a Sean Bean, an Waffen, at least 9 dubs, and 1 trips. No need to wait until morning get off my lawn 1,2 is the only choice.
Marlon is not going to be able to move quickly. The issue with Marlon is that he would likely assert himself as the lead of the 7 that are trying to retire you. Stallone is the only one here that is like an actual superhero. He's my pick
that movie was surprisingly good, and that last scene where he is hunting the cartel members was like that scene from the very first movie where he is hunting the cops trying to hunt him
>Protect you
All of them are selfish lone wolves that would abandon you or put you in dange but Mike and Animal Mother.
Animal Mother is more based so him.
Adam Baldwin is based in real life too, and hates Alec for shitting up the Baldwin name.
There is some distant relation, but it is some great grandfather was your great grandfather's brother thing.
I can honestly say that Adam never murdered a woman who was making a documentary about pedophilia in Hollywood.
Might be because he wasn't worried about it.
I remember an interview with Adam where the guy asked him about his firearms.
Adam said that his possession or lack of possession of firearms was none of the government or nosy guys fricking business.
I vote for him for President.
Capt. Willard was SOG and Kurtz was a SOF commander who raised an indigenous army on personality alone. He was the model Green beret. But commander and grunt are very different, so if you want to live, Rambo, if you want to conquer, Kurtz.
If you are black then Animal Mother is the only choice, he was extremely racist but he also went in for the dying coon the hardest. Racist white men are unironically the only people capable of respecting the blacks on honest terms. I'm not black so obviously I choose Rambo
I have a nice twist for the next time you make this thread. dubs and your choice gets one of his allies to help him, trips and your choice has his nemesis join the hunters. >22
barnes/bunny protect you >222
barnes/elias joins the hunt
It was wrong of me to Barnes post like he's one of my beloved capeshit heroes. You're right, Barnes is a murdering, child raping sob. I'm not built for The Barnes Brigade. I'm taking off my namegay and going back to r*ddit forever.
It was wrong of me to Barnes post like he's one of my beloved capeshit heroes. You're right, Barnes is a murdering, child raping sob. I'm not built for The Barnes Brigade. I'm taking off my namegay and going back to r*ddit forever.
It was wrong of me to Barnes post like he's one of my beloved capeshit heroes. You're right, Barnes is a murdering, child raping sob. I'm not built for The Barnes Brigade. I'm taking off my namegay and going back to r*ddit forever.
i'm 31 and i only recognize stallone
I'm gonna have to say Barnes
Get off my board boomer
barnes would shoot you
I wouldn't try to get in his way because I'm not a asiatic sympathizer like Elias.
Wrong, he would shoot (You)
Get filtered gay
DAS RITE
Damn brother. You don't recognize Platoon, or at least Apocalypse Now?
i recognize rambo and the guy from apocalypse now
>and the guy from apocalypse now
Just one of them?
no i see the bald dude too i forgot the names im bad with names
The protagonist is Willard and the bald guy is Kurtz.
ah yeah, i also recognize the guy from full metal jacket, im so bad with names its embarrasing
>Has only watched FMJ and Apoc Now
My condolences
and rambo, that doesnt mean im not gonna watch more war kinos anon
Maybe stop staying up late watching Mean Girls and making tic tock dance videos.
i have never touched tik tok in my life
Start right now before you get filtered
why would i get filtered if i wait more?
you must be 18 to post here
Anon, hes 31.
he’s lying or he would have recognized at least 6
Old men like him forget things.
>you must be mentally above 18 to post here
>???, Vronzky, ???
>Kurtz, Animal Mother, Rambo
>???, Elias, ???
Those are the ones I recognize and never in my life have I watched a vietnam war movie from beginning to end
>Elias but not Barnes
Its over you you.
Hey I haven't watched the thing... yet
But I did recognize Rambo
Rambo is reddit
jesus christ everything is reddit with you homosexuals
Reddit reply
>Didn’t recognize the most iconic vietnam kino character
Suicide yourself
I'm 38 and I don't know 2 5 or 9
Why are there so many old people here. Shouldn't you be in bed you have bingo in the morning.
There's an inverted Beast, a Fleming, a Sean Bean, an Waffen, at least 9 dubs, and 1 trips. No need to wait until morning get off my lawn 1,2 is the only choice.
Meds
>newbie doesn't into gets
Past your bedtime, zoomzoom.
Up your medication dosis
That doesn't even apply here moron you think you're making an epic pwn by trolling but acting moronic is still just moronic.
Contact your physiatrist asap
my what?
lmao
Rambo canonically has the best track record and it's never over, you know? You don't just turn it off..
Rambo is still bound by morality.
Hey you asked him, ok? He didn't want this war.
Marlon is not going to be able to move quickly. The issue with Marlon is that he would likely assert himself as the lead of the 7 that are trying to retire you. Stallone is the only one here that is like an actual superhero. He's my pick
Rambo hands down.
Rambo. He was a straight up slasher villain in the last movie, hunting down cartel members like it was nothing.
that movie was surprisingly good, and that last scene where he is hunting the cartel members was like that scene from the very first movie where he is hunting the cops trying to hunt him
>Protect you
All of them are selfish lone wolves that would abandon you or put you in dange but Mike and Animal Mother.
Animal Mother is more based so him.
You and I can be friends.
Animal will kill even kids with zero remorse if they are a threat, and will walk through bullets to do so.
Animal Mother.
I was tempted to pick Rambo, but he's a tiny manlet.
Also, Animal Mother will walk into machinegun fire to help me.
Rambo is a killing machine and has plot armor. Including him in this image was a mistake.
Top row would annihilate Rambo’s b***h ass
The only one on that list I would trust to have my back is Animal Mother
There’s only one correct answer here.
Kirk douglas
Animal Mother can one hand fire an m60 while running. I pick him.
Adam Baldwin is based in real life too, and hates Alec for shitting up the Baldwin name.
There is some distant relation, but it is some great grandfather was your great grandfather's brother thing.
Yeah but did he ever shoot a b***h like Alec?
I can honestly say that Adam never murdered a woman who was making a documentary about pedophilia in Hollywood.
Might be because he wasn't worried about it.
I remember an interview with Adam where the guy asked him about his firearms.
Adam said that his possession or lack of possession of firearms was none of the government or nosy guys fricking business.
I vote for him for President.
ITT: Bunch of redditors who have only watched Rambo and FMJ.
Anyone who didn't choose Rambo is a fricking moronic homosexual
No one fears a tryhard manlet. What is he going to do? Have a mental breakdown?
try hard? he fricked up an entire town in the first movie
so? he’s still a tryhard
How many times has Rambo survived a gunshot? I rest my case.
This is dumb. Rambo wins everytime what the frick you might as well have put The Punisher or some bullshit there instead
Rambo and a simple knife
Kurtz have them viet's ready to die for me
My man Kurtz.
Elias is formidable, honourable and trustworthy but Rambo is a one man army so him.
>Elias
>Honourable
You want a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude?
top left
Who is top left?
You can’t be serious
rambo is a green beret rest are just grunts and brando is fat as frick
>getting filtered this hard
Sucks to suck
yeah you know everything about sucking
I know your mom sucked me off last night
>brando is fat as frick
exactly i can just catapult him into all of the other 8 and sit back and watch them get smothered by the GOAT
>brando
You mean Kurtz? Kurtz isn't fat, his actor is but the character isn't. Also Robert De Niro's character was in the special forces as well.
Capt. Willard was SOG and Kurtz was a SOF commander who raised an indigenous army on personality alone. He was the model Green beret. But commander and grunt are very different, so if you want to live, Rambo, if you want to conquer, Kurtz.
>if you want to live, rambo
wrong
> Capt. Willard was ZOG
Its gonna be Mick for me, He will come back and get you and he is the best experienced out of them all, only other option comparable is Willard.
Column 1 Row 2 he flips the rest assuming I can pick him before the movie starts.
If you pick Mike you live but end up as a triple amputee
wrong
>wrong
if the other eight are still alive, it's because he wants them that way
Man, it never occurred to me to roleplay army men as characters from army movies. That's a good bit.
If you are black then Animal Mother is the only choice, he was extremely racist but he also went in for the dying coon the hardest. Racist white men are unironically the only people capable of respecting the blacks on honest terms. I'm not black so obviously I choose Rambo
dumbest post in the entire thread good job
there's also merit to choosing barns just to keep him off the hunter squad, if the machine breaks down etc
Okay you redeemed yourself a little bit with this one
Are you new here?
no, i just dont see how the passage of time has anything to do with me getting filtered or not
I have a nice twist for the next time you make this thread. dubs and your choice gets one of his allies to help him, trips and your choice has his nemesis join the hunters.
>22
barnes/bunny protect you
>222
barnes/elias joins the hunt
This thread is moronic
Who would choose anyone else but Rambo?
what does rambo know about death?
BASED BARNESCHAD
the smile of a man who has found true love, barnes deserves an entire harem of e-girl asiatic war brides
What the FRICK did you just say
should I convert my e-girl post to a dunkachino rap? would that soften my pedophilia?
Go back to your containment board
Wrong board
Someone should behead you.
well here I am, all by myself. kill me
have a nice day dweeb. I don’t know why you’re quoting someone who would kill you for being a fat old pedo
you are out of your reddit mind if you think barnes and the gang weren't raping little asiaticers on the reg,
clean it up jannies
Those are long odds. It would take a mastermind to overcome them. Colonel Kurtz it is.
Sean pen.
Just so I could watch Rambo kill that pussy.
You’d sacrifice yourself just to watch Sean Penn die?
All of them are in the jungle. So if I just stay out of there I'm fine.
Rambo easily, he's OP
Also who the frick would choose the glowBlack person from apocalypse now? He literally does nothing
dubs and you get kurtz and his entire squad
dubs and you get sean penn
now you get sean and one of his rape bros
I'm going with the wild card. Do you hear me?!
momma chased them off with a broom
Whole lotta water walkers itt, real reddit crusaders
It was wrong of me to Barnes post like he's one of my beloved capeshit heroes. You're right, Barnes is a murdering, child raping sob. I'm not built for The Barnes Brigade. I'm taking off my namegay and going back to r*ddit forever.
Not fooling anyone samephag
>samephag
wdym? it says dunkaccino right there
true that was definitely dunkas post for sure unless he took his namehomosexual off to seethe about all of those cherrys barnes popped.
I'm going with Barnes, assuming Rambo doesn't get plot armor.
Barnes may be harsh, but he WILL get your ass home alive if he can. The others are more likely to get you killed through heroics or incompetence.
>but he WILL get your ass
Barnes WILL get ass if you catch my meaning