Why don’t filtered morons bring up the knife chopping off the alien’s fingers? Shouldn’t they have some space suit or perhaps an invisible shield protecting their bodies? Or a washed up baseball player sluggishly swinging a bat is a threat to a being that can travel across the universe. That is even more moronic than water killing them. But they're demons anyway.
Don't start with that shit again please. It's a shit movie regardless.
you sound butt hurt
Why don’t filtered morons bring up the knife chopping off the alien’s fingers? Shouldn’t they have some space suit or perhaps an invisible shield protecting their bodies? Or a washed up baseball player sluggishly swinging a bat is a threat to a being that can travel across the universe. That is even more moronic than water killing them. But they're demons anyway.
>The Village was great for its time too. >for its time
OK, so it's shit but when you apply a specific relative measure to it, it's good? Sounds like saying it's shit but with extra steps
Lol, they asked him in an interview about why the characters' motivations seemed to have done a 180 out the blue near the end of the show and he said he forgot where he was headed with the story and thought it was all going the same way as it always was
Closer to the opposite actually. The vast majority of his work ranges from good to supreme kino. If you don't support Shyamalan, you don't support cinema, simple as.
Schizo theory is that all his movies are connected and tell the future in a esoteric and abstract way. one movie hit it right on the nose, but then he had to make other parts of the story that were just boring.
I feel like when your shtick is "the twist guy" you're inherently spoiling your movies, because knowing there is a twist ahead of time makes you constantly expect it when watching.
i know you're trolling, but for the uninitiated, he made many great movies >sixth sense >signs >unbreakable >split
this is going to be a /misc/ shitposting thread in like 2 secs so who cares
but don't shit on the man because you dont have the patience to watch a directors body of work.
god damned zoomer shitposting is giving me ulcers
>god damned zoomer shitposting is giving me ulcers
Zoomers are weird. They venerate actual frauds like James Gunn, Rian Johnson, Peele, Matt Reeves but think they're too sophisticated for Shyamalan. It just goes to show how they internet can completely warp someone's reputation forever.
More directors should learn from him and Mel and just produce their own movies, the way i see it it has nothing but advantages. >Do what you want >dont go overboard with the budget >get PAYED
Because he’s an Indian >now your white country now wants to allow millions of these “people” in
Hahaha . Think they’d learn their lesson with M.Night “next Spielberg” shamalamading dong
I liked some of his other films
The Sixth Sense
Signs
That's two good movies.
>omg le water kills them
>le scary birthday party scene
Frick off
>omg le water kills them
no it doesn't
Don't start with that shit again please. It's a shit movie regardless.
you sound butt hurt
Why don’t filtered morons bring up the knife chopping off the alien’s fingers? Shouldn’t they have some space suit or perhaps an invisible shield protecting their bodies? Or a washed up baseball player sluggishly swinging a bat is a threat to a being that can travel across the universe. That is even more moronic than water killing them. But they're demons anyway.
The aliens are demons
it's holy water, dumb dumb
The Sixth Sense
*Split
Those are his only two good movies
Split is doodoo
>signs
You cannot be serious.
I'm sure there's a few more. not unbreakable though. frick that piece of shit.
The Village was great for its time too.
Thats three. Also peak Bryce Dallas Howard in it.
The Village was gay. The Happening was better.
>The Village
That's the one he plagiarized and got into trouble for
>The Village was great for its time too.
>for its time
OK, so it's shit but when you apply a specific relative measure to it, it's good? Sounds like saying it's shit but with extra steps
>saying "for its time" about a movie from this century
Times are changing ever faster, Anon. Not sure why you haven't noticed that. In the last twenty years, more things happened than from 1000-1600 AD
And Unbreakable
That's 3
Signs was great up until the reveal
Also split, yeah.
Split. That's only one movie and not even that good except maybe for the perfomance of the main actor
Signs was kino
Signs was good but I wish he had come up with a better twist ending for it
Human cum kills them? Ending is all the guys jacking off onto the aliens? Thoughts?
Captcha: jkkt2
DUDE WHAT IF THE ALIENS WERE LIKE ACTUALLY DEMONS DUDE?!?!
>e-Celeb thread
I liked unbreakable and the one about the old people. People just held him to too high a standard because of meme sense. The village was also good.
>the one about the old people
The Visit? I kinda liked it too but it had some typical M Night sloppiness.
Yeah but I never out him on a pedestal so it was just a fun movie to me
Bro what the frick happened to Frodo?
He redeemed, do not redeem saar
Has anyone seen Servant?
First season was pretty decent, went to utter shit immediately after. He just can't help himself.
Yeah the girl also gets walled pretty hard by the end
Lol, they asked him in an interview about why the characters' motivations seemed to have done a 180 out the blue near the end of the show and he said he forgot where he was headed with the story and thought it was all going the same way as it always was
Unbreakable was amazing, better than any Marvel movie.
Knock at the cabin was decent.
Why did nonwhites select for being physically hideous? What's the evolutionary advantage?
Look at their history and you will find matriarchies being far more prevalent than in white societies.
The unbreakable trilogy was good
>Six Sense
>Unbreakable
>Signs
That was his streak of great movies.
since I know you are not talking about Unbreakable i will call you a gay
The Visit was creepy, I liked it
He's the greatest pleb filter of our time.
explain
they aren't all awful, the first ~3.5 were good, then it fell off a sharp cliff
brits shot Indians out of cannons for punishment - very humanin behavior
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun
he's one of the great craftsmen of cinema we have today, also he shoots on 35mm, frick off he's based and kino
>also he shoots on 35mm
What's so special about that?
On this board that instantly makes any directory a god
Closer to the opposite actually. The vast majority of his work ranges from good to supreme kino. If you don't support Shyamalan, you don't support cinema, simple as.
>The cumulative gross of his films exceeds $3.3 billion globally
Schizo theory is that all his movies are connected and tell the future in a esoteric and abstract way. one movie hit it right on the nose, but then he had to make other parts of the story that were just boring.
I feel like when your shtick is "the twist guy" you're inherently spoiling your movies, because knowing there is a twist ahead of time makes you constantly expect it when watching.
But you dont know what the twist is. could be anything.
Romeo and Juliet die at the start of the story mate.
i liked the village a lot when i saw it the first time, seems like every criticism boiled down to "saw it coming" back then.
Unbreakable is a fantastic film. I hate it was made a series of shit.
i know you're trolling, but for the uninitiated, he made many great movies
>sixth sense
>signs
>unbreakable
>split
this is going to be a /misc/ shitposting thread in like 2 secs so who cares
but don't shit on the man because you dont have the patience to watch a directors body of work.
god damned zoomer shitposting is giving me ulcers
His movies are worthy risk for low budget. It's 50/50 on too good or stupid trash.
>god damned zoomer shitposting is giving me ulcers
Zoomers are weird. They venerate actual frauds like James Gunn, Rian Johnson, Peele, Matt Reeves but think they're too sophisticated for Shyamalan. It just goes to show how they internet can completely warp someone's reputation forever.
Even The Sixth Sense is 6/10 at best. The rest of his movies are hot garbage, yes even Unbreakable and Signs. The Happening is hilarious, though.
Unbreakable is great. The Happening is underrated.
Even a blind chicken can find it's corn on the first try but then starve.
Signs and Unbreakable are indisputably good. Sixth Sense is a gimmick, you can only ever watch that once.
unbreakable was pure kino but literally everything else hes made is pure garbage. what the frick happened?
Sixth Sense
The Signs
The Village
Unbreakable
Devil
Split
are all top tier movies
>Makes whatever the frick he wants
>Dabs on critics and haters
>Always casts hot women
>Always turns a profit
He was in the same situation Zack Snyder is in right now but unlike Snyder he beat the internet.
>Always turns a profit
More directors should learn from him and Mel and just produce their own movies, the way i see it it has nothing but advantages.
>Do what you want
>dont go overboard with the budget
>get PAYED
Nolan and Villeneuve take notes.
>Always turns a profit
indeed
>278.5m on a 9m budget
Damn, that's nice. Imagine if Disney had made the same movie, it would have cost 200m and bombed.
Wasn't aware of this. And those ratios, holy shit Hollywood is done fr lmao
Lady in the Water
I liked
Because he’s an Indian
>now your white country now wants to allow millions of these “people” in
Hahaha . Think they’d learn their lesson with M.Night “next Spielberg” shamalamading dong
Why are you carrying water for a israelite?
Zoom zoom
He’s not a bad director just he needed a better writer
Being “twist” ending guy kind of ruined his career
One-trick pony
Reddit take.
wrong
homies who don't like Signs are subhumans.
God Tier
>Unbreakable
Great Tier
>Signs, Split
Good Tier
>The Sixth Sense, Glass, Devil
Okay Tier
>The Village, The Visit, Old, Knock at the Cabin
Meh Tier
>Wide Awake, The Happening, After Earth
Oh shit homie what the frick are you doing Tier
>Lady in the Water, The Last Airbender
The comic Old is based on is legitimately great
The movie sucked ass.
Does the movie follow the basic plot as the comic ?
Yes. The comic sucks ass too.
The water has fluoride in it which fricks their skin up.
Abigail Breastlin told them multiple times the water was contaminated.
There's a good one?
I wish I had a wife I loved more than anything in the world.
Can Shamalanabingbang redeem his career?
>I seriously considered divorce because of ughhh movies
Go back to R*ddit, moron.