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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not KK. Boyega was just Kathleen's black meatshield of deflection.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kathleen Kennedy is a titlet. Cope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What makes you think it was KK’s fault and not the sea of israelites making this shit? I’m sure she had her share of shitty input, but.

      https://i.imgur.com/BrdATMO.jpg

      Yeah like KK he’s awful and talentless but is that WHY nuwars is unwatchable corporate slop that genuinely aren’t even films?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked him, blm aside

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is he making the jedi thing if he was not a jedi?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we wuz jedi and shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am fatigued

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT U MEAN WE CANT BE JEDI N SHIEEET homie
      I DO THE HAND THING DAT MAKES ME A JEDI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like promo for the force awakens so he probably thought Abrams was hinting at him being force sensitive like everyone else back then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They clearly wanted to make him a jedi, but then they realized that chinese audiences fricking hated him, so they backtracked on all his plot points and turned him into a comic relief.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WE

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats he up to now? Didnt he get scrubbed from Hollywood for a time for being a bit too woke.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's perfectly fine, it's the bloody directors who frick everything up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuckold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, a stormtrooper turned rebel is a cool idea that they did frick all with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he was pretty much fine in TFA, they just fricked him over in the next movies because he wasn't well received in China

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuck

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh you mean like the incels here complaining that their childhood is ruined by some new movies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol the star wars from our youth remains intact. the only thing that has been ruined is the new generation of star wars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't speak on that since i care more about my morning shit than anything Star Wars related. But is there anything more unintentionaly racist than black people with victim complexes spouting their moronic shit, only for white people to acknowledge their "struggles" and retroactively victimize them by placing them in a victim box.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not eternal. The woke shit started around 2016. Also it's not complaining since Disney and the like are just lolcows at this point

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, it makes no sense why the frick would you make a pose like a Jedi if you are not a Jedi in the movie.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop, my uninteresting coworker!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't posted on Cinemaphile in months and I just noticed they took off the IP count. Is Cinemaphile that dead now that they encourage samegayging your own thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t it only a thing on /misc/? I don’t think they’ve ever had IP tags on Cinemaphile

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The tags on pol and int aren't what I'm talking about. They took away the counter at the bottom of the thread that counted ips so you know how many different posters are in a thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy new

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just picks up a lightsaber and fights kylo ren
    >doesn't get immediately BTFO and even survives
    uh-huh
    also I don't even remember but how did he just randomly "snap out" of being a stormtrooper? why did it not happen to anyone else? and weren't they supposed to be clones of boba fett or whoever the frick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no your thinking of clones. they were cloned from jango. The clones were scrapped in the early days of the empire for stupid lucas plot reasons, and replaced with a bunch of NPC level smooth brained merc's and regular folks that decided they wanted to join the empire.. Stupid stupid shit. Ill never understand how the clones just simply "Went away"...... lol oh and the empire can like brainwash people now too according to nu-wars, so the stormtroopers are basically just a mix of brainwashed mercs', bounty hunters, and regular Men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't get immediately BTFO
      He ended up face-down in the snow with a major spinal injury, that sounds pretty BTFO to me.
      Also Kylo had just been shot with what is essentially an anti-tank rifle, so he's not exactly at the top of his game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Han Solo was a stormtrooper

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing Devil’s advocate, that fight wasn’t too bad. It was clear from the outset that Finn was utterly fricked, and that Kylo could have ended the fight any time he felt like it.
      You could see him being used as a human stress ball, and that his injuries weren’t actually bothering him that much. The second Finn actually comes close to landing a hit, he instantly ends the fight. If his character hadn’t been so thoroughly butchered by him flip flopping between traumatised and gunning down his former comrades while whooping, making a hopeless stand would have been a nice capstone to his arc.

      Then Rey joins in and the whole thing instantly goes to shit

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This shot (in the trailer) was the most memorable thing about the sequels.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, he made Pacific Rim unwatchable.
    Star Wars became unwatchable for a multitude of reasons, him being there wasn't even one of the biggest ones.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pacific Rim 2 was also unwatchable for a multitude of reasons besides Boyega. Like the Chinese mandated killing of Mako or having the zoomer pilots crank up the Trolololo song.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His face is just so punchable.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks he's gonna get hot frick scenes with daisy ridley
    >gets 2 second kiss with the ugliest person ever on film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > thought he's going to be a Jedi and get the white girl
      > shelved by Disney for fear of miscegenation alienating Chinese audience, ended up as a comic relief
      > woke crowd too busy defending Rey and Holdo
      > fans ship him with Poe
      > ended up with asian gf (fat, annoying type, not the hot/qt type)
      kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks he's gonna get hot frick scenes with daisy ridley
        >gets 2 second kiss with the ugliest person ever on film

        The asian girl actually cleans up pretty well, but Rian made her as frumpy looking as possible to satisfy some kink of his.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the DVD extras he said he made her look really awkward and fugly so she'd resemble his oneitis from middle school, who was also a fat asian girl.
          Seriously.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            $100/half hour standard service at any local brothel

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf is that hair-do

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This property fricking sucks so much, why do dorks act like starwars was ever anything more than a series aimed at children? It's some of the most overrated dogshit that has ever been invented that just keeps getting worse. The person behind the universe sucks so fricking much that the ones where other people told him to do shit are the only ones that the fanbase cares about and as soon as he got the freedom to do what he wanted he put out the fricking bible if all the characters were autistic.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well it was more to do with the horrible writing, characters, worldbuilding, sets and costumes than a single ugly black dude.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How his career doing? Even Daisy is still making movies, even though nobody watches them. Haven't hear of a Boyega flick for years

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was lost well before he ever got onboard.

    His character could have had an interesting arc, but that would have required a better trilogy.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ JEDIZ N SHEET

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYO
    DEY FLY NOW???
    B R U H

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruin SW and Pacific Rim 2
    Nothing personnel

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Boyega refused to act in Pacific Rim Uprising unless he was made a producer. And he didn't understand what made Pacific Rim good at all.

    >"The actor admits that he found the movements of the original Jaegers a little too cumbersome. 'They were like, "What did you feel about the first film," and I told them straight up the stuff that I didn't like and the stuff I wanted to see more of,” says Bodega. “I wish the robots would hurry up, just hurry up.”'

    >“The way that Steven and [Executive Producer] Cale Boyter have been talking about it is that they want to have Borne Identity fights but with giant robots,”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll hate him forever for this.
      The way the Jaegers moved in the first one actually FELT like giant ass heavy robots, Uprising had them all jumping around like Ironman suits.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like his characters, honestly i just wanted to see the concept of a stormtrooper having free will and how the mind of a individual stormtrooper works

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT FOR BIG POE DAMERON wiener

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does one achieve bowling pin mode?!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finn was cool in the first movie. Not Boyega's fault Rian Johnson treated him like shit. He demoted him from jedi-to-be to comedic relief, and shifted him from the A plot down to the C plot.

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