because he was the designated character they introduced this season just to kill off. last season it was max's brother, season 2 it was samwise. season 1 it was barb.
because he was the designated character they introduced this season just to kill off. last season it was max's brother, season 2 it was samwise. season 1 it was barb.
he was always a redshirt.
*is poorly written and dies for no fricking reason and never actually was very cool*
There I corrected it for you.
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It was suicide.
He didn’t want to live in jail, so he committed suicide by fighting those things.
They should have sealed off the hole and waited, Eddie would be alive, and Tardface wouldnt have a tard leg now. Eddie’s sacrifice had no effect on the story.
I can’t stop laughing at his death >removes his only means of escape even though it doesn’t close the portal and bats could still go through. >does this so that dustin doesn’t go after him. Dustin goes after him anyway and fricks up his leg in the process. >dies in the amerimutts arms. >none of the gang gives a shit about him after his death. No one throws him a funeral. >the entire town thinks he caused all the satanic shit and are happy he’s dead. >Dustin tells his uncle that he died a hero defending the town from a fricking earthquake. >probably died a virgin too.
>none of the gang gives a shit about him after his death. No one throws him a funeral. >the entire town thinks he caused all the satanic shit and are happy he’s dead.
That's what makes his death a good death.
>No one throws him a funeral
You don't throw funerals. They're not like surprise birthday parties with your friends hiding in the morgue waiting to jump out with holding wreaths
You do when you have a corpse. The least they could do was bury him and let the rest of hellfire know what happened to their buddy. Then maybe said some nice words at his grave.
I thought it was lame as frick when he stopped biking and stood his ground only for them to just fly on past him, some hitting the shield but none really attacking him. Then we see him in the eye of the storm as the swarm circles around him (for some reason) while they go at him one at a time (each one killed by a single quick attack).
Didn't think he'd actually die because I thought it was plot armor, then the death actually got me to tear up.
>have an easily accessible portal to hell in your bedroom >’should we tell the cops and the town about the horrors we’ve seen so we can send an army to stop vecna?’ >no, let’s just play avengers
Literally all they had to do was just show people the portal
But then how would they save the world with friendship and anti-cynicism anon? Are you tired of forced genuineness? Doesn’t that defeat the point entirely anon?
Lol there was even a scene where the government agents found the portal and kicked Eddie’s uncle out of his trailer house because of it, so they were aware of the portal existing, but they didn’t do jack shit about it. Like I expected that trailer house to be on full lockdown, guarded by soldiers and shit, but no. That was some lazy writing.
why did this moron stop running from the bats to make a last stand anyway
his job was to keep them distracted so everyone at the house could focus on vecna
getting yourself killed will just make them return faster >i don't want to run away anymore. i want to be the hero
self indulgent moron could have ruined the mission for his own self gratification
If that's white I'm fricking Aryan
>If that's white I'm fricking Aryan
Post physique. Eddie is anglo-saxon chad.
>beady eyed anglo
*is poorly written and dies for no fricking reason and never actually was very cool*
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imagine how much more kino steve harris would look if he had a haircut and actual white mans clothing
why did they do it bros?
Only women are allowed to be new permanent cast members
because he was the designated character they introduced this season just to kill off. last season it was max's brother, season 2 it was samwise. season 1 it was barb.
he was always a redshirt.
This. It’s the same formula as The Sopranos when they didn’t want to kill off any of the main cast
season 3 was the russian who loved living like an american
him too, if you live longer than a season or you're a child you're safe though
God, why did it hurt so bad? I bawled my eyes out. You can't just have him do a Metallica riff and kill him off like that.
Billy was introduced in season 2.
Murray became a new permanent cast member.
Woman and israelites
He was too cool to be allowed to live. He makes Steve look like shit and Steve is the designated guy of the show.
Only the women can look cool and the lesbians need MINIMUM 20 minutes of screen time per episode
>the lesbians need MINIMUM 20 minutes of screen time per episode
This would be fine if they were hot, why the frick did they cast 2 bull dykes
shut up maya is cute
Idk how people are surprised. A tie-in Hasbro board game that was released early leaked it months ago.
It was suicide.
He didn’t want to live in jail, so he committed suicide by fighting those things.
They should have sealed off the hole and waited, Eddie would be alive, and Tardface wouldnt have a tard leg now. Eddie’s sacrifice had no effect on the story.
Call me Tardface one more time
Tardfath
looks like the Hispanic from metallica
Looks nothing like Robert Trujillo
the other spic
>again
I'm a stevebro but I wish they killed steve instead
I wanted Lucas to be shot
Steve needs to live so he can continue to get cucked and be rejected by women
Just like me
I can’t stop laughing at his death
>removes his only means of escape even though it doesn’t close the portal and bats could still go through.
>does this so that dustin doesn’t go after him. Dustin goes after him anyway and fricks up his leg in the process.
>dies in the amerimutts arms.
>none of the gang gives a shit about him after his death. No one throws him a funeral.
>the entire town thinks he caused all the satanic shit and are happy he’s dead.
>Dustin tells his uncle that he died a hero defending the town from a fricking earthquake.
>probably died a virgin too.
>probably died a virgin too
He was fricking Chad's gf you virgin, learn subtext and body language
Try to have a shower and get a clue while you're at it
No he wasn't, she saw him as her drug dealer, nothing more.
They were literally flirting but okay
I’ve got bad news for you friend, like 80% of the reward for being a drug dealer is your female customers fricking you.
they would have fricked but they never actually got around to it before vecna cucked him so he did in fact die a virgin
she wasn't the only one he was giving drugs to and like the anon above me said he definitely was fricking his female customers
>none of the gang gives a shit about him after his death. No one throws him a funeral.
>none of the gang gives a shit about him after his death. No one throws him a funeral.
>the entire town thinks he caused all the satanic shit and are happy he’s dead.
That's what makes his death a good death.
>No one throws him a funeral
You don't throw funerals. They're not like surprise birthday parties with your friends hiding in the morgue waiting to jump out with holding wreaths
You do when you have a corpse. The least they could do was bury him and let the rest of hellfire know what happened to their buddy. Then maybe said some nice words at his grave.
I thought it was lame as frick when he stopped biking and stood his ground only for them to just fly on past him, some hitting the shield but none really attacking him. Then we see him in the eye of the storm as the swarm circles around him (for some reason) while they go at him one at a time (each one killed by a single quick attack).
Didn't think he'd actually die because I thought it was plot armor, then the death actually got me to tear up.
>Redditor Things
Stay in your containment thread you tasteless manchildren.
is this actually a show people know about just by a picture of some guy in a jacket or am i in a viral marketing thread
>is this actually a show people know about just by a picture of some guy in a jacket or am i in a viral marketing thread
Frick out of here grandpa
Its only the most popular show in America
Vintage metal is so cool
What if he’s not actually dead bros? I don’t want to give up hope yet
The actor is already talking about his "ideas" for the character's return in Season 5.
I highly suspect he is going to survive and turn into some kind of Upsidedown survivalist because that would be extremely "metal".
Itd be based if he went vecna tier zombie and started to hunt down the hellfyre club making everyone believe he really was satan
>I highly suspect he is going to survive and turn into some kind of Upsidedown survivalist because that would be extremely "metal".
He's dead bro.
what do they eat in the upside down?
Kate Bush's ass
yum
Was thinking this too. It's a barren hellscape wtf are they feeding the demi-c**t things
Stop thinking about it >:(
Well everything in the real world is mirrored in the Upsidedown so I assume they at least have some sort of 7/11 or Circle K equivalent down there.
Demons don’t eat. They just attack people on the real world for the fun of it. Vecna is part demon now so he doesn’t need to eat either.
They have demon Burger King restaurants, but the nuggies are plant based and made of inedible forest foliage which is why they’re angry all the time.
i hope this happens, he was the only likeable character in the show
This was probably just to throw people off and not suspect his death
Nah he was dead the minute they introduced him
White people are the best the israelite subversion tactics are the issue
I acted almost exactly like that in school
Exactly like what? You walked on the lunch tables while doing monologues?
More or less yeah.
cringe
I did have some friends who looked like that though and I was 18 in 07
in real life no popular kids would like this guy or give him a chance.
Alcohol mixed with dairy is gross
>he died, fighting to protect this town...from an earthquake
Lmao
you've got to wonder what the frick was going through his uncle's head
>...by making sure every wall-mounted object in the town was safely secured
>no I can't tell you where he died or take you to his body so you can have a proper burial you'll just have to take my word for it
Is this the new varg movie? I'm confused tbqh
>have an easily accessible portal to hell in your bedroom
>’should we tell the cops and the town about the horrors we’ve seen so we can send an army to stop vecna?’
>no, let’s just play avengers
Literally all they had to do was just show people the portal
But then how would they save the world with friendship and anti-cynicism anon? Are you tired of forced genuineness? Doesn’t that defeat the point entirely anon?
>Literally all they had to do was just show people the portal
But then they wouldn't have been allowed to use it!
They're dumb kids so I guess it's excusable, but the cops never once visited Eddies trailer after the portal opened which doesn't make any sense
Lol there was even a scene where the government agents found the portal and kicked Eddie’s uncle out of his trailer house because of it, so they were aware of the portal existing, but they didn’t do jack shit about it. Like I expected that trailer house to be on full lockdown, guarded by soldiers and shit, but no. That was some lazy writing.
we've always been cool.
we were just giving you a bit of limelight to make you feel better for all the inferiority
What are the chances that everyone who’s died is resurrected in season 5?
why did this moron stop running from the bats to make a last stand anyway
his job was to keep them distracted so everyone at the house could focus on vecna
getting yourself killed will just make them return faster
>i don't want to run away anymore. i want to be the hero
self indulgent moron could have ruined the mission for his own self gratification
>Can't just enjoy a show
>Has to be about his socio-pollical bullshit
You sound like a miserable frick.
His uncle didn’t have a fridge that they could bar case the door with?
>bar case
Barricade*
>I'm such a nerdy outcast but I'm like craaaaazy and super confident also
Dumb character
>no iron maiden song
>homosexual Metallica instead
>pretends to hate Metallica
Play Kirk Hammett solo (MoP)
Looks like Kirk Hammett
>This was lost on you because you are a bot gay
Every 80s metal band looks the same you frick. Plus vecna looks like is iron maiden’s Eddie.
>Every 80s metal band looks the same you frick.
I retort
>Cinderella
>thinks ~~*Hollywood*~~ homosexuals dictate what's "cool"
Nope.