>malcolm if you do this i will never have sex with you again
Was this scandalous back then?
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>malcolm if you do this i will never have sex with you again
>this is supposed to be a 15 year old girl
>b***h looks like she's 40
Do mexican girls really?
shalom
>looks like she's 40
Can't see it
she's middle eastern
same shit
my fricking sides
She's actually Mongol Khazar Nomadic
she looks like a teenager
She's israeli
b***h look israeli af fr fr
Those are israelitebs. Good bait though I will reward (you)
They have a short period where they are highly desirable
how come everyone shits on malcolm but other times they admit he's the smartest in the whole series? on a side note, my mexican cousin looks like this and had a kid at 16, ran away from home, then had 4 more kids, now married and lives at home
Because hes a douche. He has one of the most abrasive personalities possible. Being smart isnt enough to be popular.
He's a loser and his brother is a sperg
Dewey got a bad rap for being with the morons but him and Francis have charisma from Hal so they'll always be alright
One of the smartest people I've ever met was a completely unlikable butthole
she smokes irl
whoa
>set side character up to be the main romantic interest throughout the show in the first season
>use her like 2 times
what did they mean by this
Hayden was a better fit, honestly.
She was my lostfu
HONK
What does sex feel like
bags of sand
Honestly, the feeling of wanted and desired beats nothing else. I grew up with no love in family so I never thought anyone would love me so when I had sex for the first time I could not get enough. The orgasms were ok but it was just the connection I loved.
Dubs and I kms
Don't have a nice day. The more you respect your body & the more you detox from negative shit like porn & social media (includes Cinemaphile) the better you'll be mentally & physically. Then the next time you're out & about ask three ladies for their number. You're not actually trying to get numbers. You're just trying to socialize with someone. It's okay if you don't get them. Then one day you'll get one. Take the girl to coffee & a walk around a park or lively downtown area. Don't spend more than like twenty bucks. Ask her for another date. Do something more fun. Lots of people say dinner & a movie, but you don't actually end up talking very much doing that. So do that a few dates in. Get her to talk about herself. Share your socially acceptable hobbies. Don't go into a bunch of detail, but enough that you don't sound like you aren't interesting. You'll get there anon.
Imagine how slick & slippery the inside of your cheek is. Now imagine putting you dick in a hole that feels like that & has been designed by nature to milk your dick. Imagine a woman looking into your eyes & pawing at you because she wants YOUR dick. She wants it right fricking now. She has a fever & your wiener in her pussy is the only relief. Then you are thrustinging in & the tip of your dick is knocking on the walls of her cervix & every time you do she let's out a little sound & she flexes tight around your wiener. Then she twitches & she's a whole lot wetter. She lets out a lot more sound & shes telling you not to stop, & not to change the angle. Then you thrust some more & you hit your limit. Either you pull out & unload on her belly or you cum in her & it feels amazing as your dick explodes & every nerve in it is being brushed & teased by the velvet walls of her pussy. Then younget really sleepy & give her a kiss on the lips as she instinctively curls closer to you
&
I felt the same the first time, and even some did gay porn, but that's the past.
like life is unfair
run a finger along the roof of your mouth
I will never have sex anyway
Wicked israeli temptress
>an average 45 year old israelite female
what episode was that?!!?
I had no idea that show was so racy
Hot in the camp shower
I wanna be in her train car
visiting some internet friends I’ve had for 8 years
they’re in an open relationship and she is very sexual, and I can’t tell if they intended me to frick while I’m here. They know im a giga virgin
they’re “ethically non monogamous” and I didn’t realize how attractive I found her until we met in person but im scared her to ask
they pulled me aside and told me they are STD free and get regularly tested
does that mean they want to fucc
Yeah bury your dick in your friends wife
how do I initiate without being cringe
all of us are too awkward and scared to initiate it and I can’t even tell if they really want to
I don’t wanna taint our friendship if they said no…
the girls sent me nudes (albeit years ago)
how do I tell them I wanna lose my virginity to my best friend (she is) (she’s been my main friend but her 10 year long partner is a really nice guy)
Just thank her for inviting you out to visit her & tell her that it means a lot to you. Tell her that you feel like you arent really close to many people but you feel like you can share anything with her.
this but rub your crotch vigorously when you say the word anything
We’re already way beyond that point, I told her than but even more. I think she considers me her best friend, and I definitely consider her my best friend
I already asked if she would hold my hand, and how I wanted her to be the first girl to hold my hand
I was a stammering mess and very nervous but she accepted and we held hands a minute 🙂 I was too scared to hold it longer though
I think I’ll say something tommorow night when we get really drunk…I fly back home in a few days and I’m going to miss them like crazy
If you already spilled your guts to her just fricking kiss her bro. Sounds like you've got a good plan already. I hope she rocks your world
Ty fren
I just didn’t know how to process my feelings. I’m not joking when I say we’ve had a platonic relationship for 8 years, but seeing her in person activated some neuron in my head. I hope I don’t ruin our relationship
but cmon like
said, to any normal person that’s a “down to frick” sign right?
I guess so
no they’re just casually sharing such information for strictly educational purposes
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!
I still don't know hwy they got a 40 year old mexican israelite or whatever it is to play a teen