Malcolm In the Middle

Malcolm In the Middle

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's Dewey in the middle -__-

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/R8qYOHn.png

      Malcolm In the Middle

      Francés, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As it's an even number, there is no true 'middle'. Malcolm is the second youngest, but third oldest. They should have called this show "Malcolm, Second Youngest, Sired by Hal"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was called Malcolm in the Middle because he was always in the middle of people's problems, and most of time he was the cause. Frick Malcolm.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Francés, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, Jamie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so then Reese in the middle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot about jamie

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Malcolm in the middle
    >Malcolm is actually on the left

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Show starts with Malcolm not being the middle
    >Hal impregnates his wife yet again
    >Malcolm is now the middle
    KINO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Foreshadowing done right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Show ends with Lois revealing she is pregnant again
      >Malcolm is no longer in the middle
      What are they trying to say?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show's over, Malcolm is no longer in the middle

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Bryan Cranston molest the Dewey actor?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it is she

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's the khazar milkers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          she so perfect bros

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          can you believe she only appeared in 4 episodes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it was girl Reece

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          its kinda weird they brought her back as an actual character later on.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who did she play later?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm assuming girl dewey, jenette mccurdy
              she played one of the moronic kids

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kino as frick episode

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was Mallory.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't she like pregnant or on her 2nd abortion or something in that dream sequence

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only 2 abortions? Definitely a fantasy sequence.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me in the mom

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always wanted to see her frick raw like a crazy unhinged b***h that loves every second of hot passionate non-stop hardcore fricking, since it's implied all throughout the show that's the only reason Hal and her kept having kids and the reason they stayed together, the homosexual speech they give each other in the rain is 100% bullshit, they frick so much they simply can't avoid having children no matter what birth control method they use

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always wanted to see her frick raw like a crazy unhinged b***h that loves every second of hot passionate non-stop hardcore fricking, since it's implied all throughout the show that's the only reason Hal and her kept having kids and the reason they stayed together, the homosexual speech they give each other in the rain is 100% bullshit, they frick so much they simply can't avoid having children no matter what birth control method they use

      i just want to rub her feet. maybe a small kiss when im finished

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok who was sucking their dicks in the shower? He said there was one regular cast member doing it, do you think it was Craig?

    • 11 months ago
      guy

      Where and when did who say what????

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        USA, 2023, Bryan Cranston.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only critique of the show was that it severely lacked a hot sister.
    Would have loved Ren from Even Stevens.
    She kinda looks like Reece and the mom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freak

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show was a sausage fest and dewy was annoying as frick. Bryan Cranston carried the entire series.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My only critique of the show was that it severely lacked a hot sister.
          Would have loved Ren from Even Stevens.
          She kinda looks like Reece and the mom.

          >the show would have been better if it was completely different
          kys fricking moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't be realistic. Hal was too much of a chad to sire a daughter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have it backwards. chad genes have daughters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cynthia and Jessica were supposed to fill that roll as a surrogate sister but neither of the actresses wanted to stick around long term.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no b***hy older sister holding them down and punching them

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old sky one logo KINOOOO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like generic 21st century trash.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino episode

    %3D

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Flash (2016, CW)

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cool people go to 3 different thrift stores and a boutique to get Dewey's fit

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen X complaining about getting a stable job out of high school that lets them purchase a house in a suburb and support 4 kids

      Meanwhile gen z have to go to uni for 4 years and have another 2+ years interning just to land a job that will just barely let them pay rent and maybe a couple hundred bucks of savings each month.
      Crazy how easy they had it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were poor but they were "TV poor" since a family of 6+ all living in a shitty apartment wouldn't be great TV visually speaking. At least it's just a single floor house with no basement. or was there a basement added in later seasons

        like

        Show did a great job showing the money problems in a poor family. also loved the weird characters like the asthma kid

        pointed out a lot of the plot points was them dealing with being poor. I'm not American so the whole healthcare episode I didn't really understand at first but whenever it was throwaway gags about getting your old brother's used clothes or sharing a room with them or going on stressful awful vacations etc I felt represented as a poor kid. Moreso than something like Fresh prince of Bel Air or even The Simpsons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >At least it's just a single floor house with no basement. or was there a basement added in later seasons
          They had a 50's bomb bunker hidden under the sandlot in one episode but they never acknowledge it after that.
          They also had a second toilet room that is being used as a storage room (the one that it's closest to the entrance) for an intro joke

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They also had a second toilet room that is being used as a storage room (the one that it's closest to the entrance) for an intro joke
            wasn't it in lois & hal's bedroom?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even worse, Hal is depicted multiple times at having many opportunities early in his office job to move into big paying positions but he was always too nervous or lazy to take it. Typical Gen X - all the opportunities in the world but too naive in their blessings to take it.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dewey was regularly, violently raped during the filming

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      by who?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        jew

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          incel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        by everyone

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the girl who played girl francis was the hottest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot craigs mom actress

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm literally Craig

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show did a great job showing the money problems in a poor family. also loved the weird characters like the asthma kid

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory late-series reese was hot post

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    francis was like the coolest guy to me when i was a kid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going native with a snowBlack person was a p cool move, tbh.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have a chinese play an indian

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          mongols are basically chinks and native americans are basically mongols who got lost so not that weird

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked when Hal built zany gadgets

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does this show compare to everybody hates chris? I grew up watching that instead but some clips of Malcom makes me think it might be also good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love that show but Malcolm absolutely mogs it, simply must be watched

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I watched the show as a kid I thought how relateble Malcolm was, but I watched it again last year and realized I was Reese as a kid.
    So obviously I enjoyed the show more the second time around.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reese became the idiot i always wanted him to be
    >whatever happened to mrs waffle? she was hot
    >yes she was, but she didn't increase sales in female demographics 8 to 16

    >blames pearl harbor on his pen pal
    >demands he apologize
    >pen pal won't
    >gets tricked into thinking he's being mailed to china
    >jessica's asian boyfriend opens the box
    >reese swings at him
    >boyfriend is all "hey, stop, what?"
    >I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE JACKASS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the box episode is fricking hilarious

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Muniz dies in the burning wreckage of a car.

    • 11 months ago
      guy

      Any reason?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His face.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAUSE IM IN TOO DEEP

    • 11 months ago
      guy

      Holy shit that sent me back. I forgot Sum 41 even existed

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    still impressed that hal and lois cannonically have sex 4 times a day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it almost beats me and lois' 5 times a day

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