Maleficent appears at your birthday party demanding to know why you didn't invite her.
What excuse do you make up?
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Maleficent appears at your birthday party demanding to know why you didn't invite her. What excuse do you make up?
Tell her I don't celebrate my birthday but I think it's nice she wanted to come anyway
bump
I thought you were dead. You can have the cake if you want.
Pull out my dick and start jacking off
She's stunned, deer in headlights
I grab her, frick her face
She tries to pull away, but I'm a big guy
Blow rope on her face
Didn't die a virgin
Frick you OP
MATING PRESS
She'd probably be embarrassed when she shows up and realizes that I wasn't having a party to begin with.
>"And now you must have a party with me, o Anon, and all the minions of hell!"
*she roars in laughter as she brings out party hats and noise makers*
May God have mercy on your soul.
>party hats on each horn
>(they don't match)
>even the crow has one
Does she also have jumbo sized ones for her dragon form?
No, she still wears the comically too small ones in dragon form.
Nice.
Ok, first of all I had no idea you even existed, what are you a cartoon character or something? Maybe you should visit someone else like Bugs bunny or woody woodpecker. Second of all how and why do you know I exist and why you specifically decided to chose my own house and BARGE IN HERE LIKE A SWAT TEAM ruining a tea party. And finally HOW DARE YOU come interrupted, I don’t like intruders if the stranger variety so if please miss leave my property at once or I’m calling the fricking cops and putting a restraining order against you.
>Ok, first of all I had no idea you even existed, what are you a cartoon character or something? Maybe you should visit someone else like Bugs bunny or woody woodpecker.
Wow toonist much?
Uhm as you can see no one else is here... But if you want you can have a piece of cake...
Imagine having a girlfriend who could turn into a dragon...
>Can you please turn into your dragon form before we have sex?
Offer her some food and a seat! Fey are fricking scary to piss off and I gotta be a good host now!
Why didn't Aurora simply wear a green dress?
I didn't know where to send the invitation. Could you please give me your address so it doesn't happen again?
deep, deep dicking. In front of everyone
I don't have a child so what she gonna do?
You get a complementary one provided by the state.
I welcome Maleficent and treat her with respect and courtesy and be besties
I didnt think you would even give a shit about my birthday party to be honest. Honestly I'm flattered you care about it. Sorry.
Can you help me summon a succubus wife?
i jab her with a dose of bimbo toxin and we all have a good time
I want to lick her horns