it's a very competently made movie
I don't remember the particulars of the writing that were bad but I remember there were very cool aspects like the phasing tech and the teleport to mars stuff etc
They needed a story for while the monsters/demons were there for the movie, the reason DOOM game worked was that it was "and then ther was demons" and you just shoot shit.
In a movie that doesn't work, hence the 24th chomosome stuff
it wasnt kino at all, you homosexual, they were like 1 fricking hour teleporting to nowhere and doing nothing being scared by a monkey and then killing badly built monsters, the only good scene was the first person shooting and that wasn´t directed by the director, the film is fricking crap, you zoomers and homosexuals call kino any fricking crap you see, frick you all.
Wrestlers lie about their height. During his wrestling career, Johnson was listed as 6'5" or even 6'6", but he was probably sub-6'4". Hasselhoff was probably a legit 6'5"+
This was during the time where he thought he could shake his wrestler image and be seen as a regular actor. Obviously that didn't work and he came back super jacked with Fast Five
He goes out of his way to trash this movie when ever he can. Unprompted, he'll bring it up with a sort of fake humble "look even I'm not perfect, I starred in this trash".
off the juice rock more like
Doom (2005) was kino despite shitty writing.
>DooM (2005)
>kino
Citation needed
It wasn't kino but it seems like a masterpiececompared to the action movies we're getting now. We didn't know how good we had it.
>We didn't know how good we had it.
Don't watch Underworld if you don't want to magnify this feeling by a thousand.
it's a very competently made movie
I don't remember the particulars of the writing that were bad but I remember there were very cool aspects like the phasing tech and the teleport to mars stuff etc
only thing i remember about the writing is them claiming extra chromosomes made people superhuman
They couldn't mention hell because religion and shit so it's Doom movie without hell.
They needed a story for while the monsters/demons were there for the movie, the reason DOOM game worked was that it was "and then ther was demons" and you just shoot shit.
In a movie that doesn't work, hence the 24th chomosome stuff
it wasnt kino at all, you homosexual, they were like 1 fricking hour teleporting to nowhere and doing nothing being scared by a monkey and then killing badly built monsters, the only good scene was the first person shooting and that wasn´t directed by the director, the film is fricking crap, you zoomers and homosexuals call kino any fricking crap you see, frick you all.
I liked Rock when he still had hair
me too
>a wristlet
no wonder no wonder
he's ftm
I knew the Hoff is tall, but I wouldn't have guessed that the Rock is shorter
Wrestlers lie about their height. During his wrestling career, Johnson was listed as 6'5" or even 6'6", but he was probably sub-6'4". Hasselhoff was probably a legit 6'5"+
The Hoffmeister's hair is adding to his perceived height.
Maybe Rock should work on that.
>gym-maxxed virgin
>untrained chad
It's even worse than that, keep in mind that Hasselhoff is 20 years older and had been drunk non-stop for the previous 25 years or more
brutal mog
hoff is untouchable
Rock's arms seem very small.
homie is tiny
average stacy mogs him
heeeeey wait, why do these average stacys have olympic gold medals
Holy frick how can you get mogged by a 70yo drunken hasbeen with your shirts off as one of the few remaining "action hero" types.
>the chad alkie cheeseburger german vs the pumping iron amerimutt
This was during the time where he thought he could shake his wrestler image and be seen as a regular actor. Obviously that didn't work and he came back super jacked with Fast Five
back when he was human and before the steroids, human growth hormone and other shit that turned him into the moronic looking freak he is now.
last time he didn't look hilarious
That's a really big gun
it's only a model
it's the only movie where the rock isn't an insufferable c**t
his best role
hes good in the rundown
He goes out of his way to trash this movie when ever he can. Unprompted, he'll bring it up with a sort of fake humble "look even I'm not perfect, I starred in this trash".
They ended up matching a sequel to this movie, watched it on netslop or hulu or whatever just the other day. Really bad.
>le russian face
Indian girl tells me she wants to watch Doom.
I'm thinking Really? maybe I have her dialed wrong completely.
>No not that doom!
Post some baldies when they had hair.
i wish i had that hair line
he looks weird with hair