>Mama!

>Mama! Mama! Mama!

How do you respond without sounding sad?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't say a single word, I listen, and that's what nobody did.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pOgzjhM.png

      >Mama! Mama! Mama!

      How do you respond without sounding sad?

      this board is so stupid KEK

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lower intestine has unraveled in a pile of dirt
    >tell us how to fix you
    That's great Upham, what a valuable contribution.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND I WILL TRY... TO FIX YOU
      DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU TEARS STREAM
      DDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUD
      DOWN ON YOUR FACE

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    mia mia mia

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd start singing Queen like he would have wanted

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Queen was only invented AFTER WW1 dumbass

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like the guy getting eaten by a shark off the coast of Egypt calling for his dad. Terrifying to think one moment you're fully alive and have your future ahead of you. Then suddenly the most horrific and painful experience is occuring and all you can do is scream for help knowing that your universe is being extinguished

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vatniks aren't human

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mummy wummy sharky warky
      Why do women say papi all the time?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Open new tab
        >Google "guy getting eaten by a shark off the coast of Egypt"

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when G Floyd died like this? Lmao. Great times

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if he was taking morphine syrettes instead of Chinese fentanyl he'd still be with us today.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon doesn't understand how to comfort someone.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really invade another country and then sputter and cry like a b***h when they don't get their way?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do American soldiers die whining and afraid of death?

    While Chinese soldiers die with pride knowing they made the world a better place? Are the Americans ashamed of something in their final moments?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been clear for a while now that ZOGbots are incapable of feeling shame. They serve and die, that's it.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ouchies!

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MUMMY WUMMY
    What an embarrassing thing to say when you die.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there like a video of them dying or something?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          may i see it?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's been scrubbed, i'm sure it exists but good luck finding it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, but why would you want to see people die in fear?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but I think that people in modern societies generally don't experience much death first hand. I assume that anyone even remotely like me has entire universes inside them. Hopes, dreams, desires. It reminds me of my own mortality I guess

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get that. It's a cathartic sort of thing. But it's sad that we still have some deep desire to witness people suffering.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get that. It's a cathartic sort of thing. But it's sad that we still have some deep desire to witness people suffering.

                I for one do not. You're just fricking sick in the head.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The chud is here to tell us what human emotions we're allowed to feel

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've never seen a video where someone died?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's hot

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him, but why would you want to see people die in fear?

              i hate women

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile blocks my specific copy of the vid so you are on your own. Worry not, they unironically voted for more Muzzie immigrants.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of this

      ?si=Zob4VkH-mtMHpTpV

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Go to Morocco
      >Get butchered
      >Cry for your mama

      Why the frick would anyone, for any reason, ever, willingly go to Morocco? Maybe if you were Boogie tier and desperate for cheap hookers, sure, but any other reason? Two white girls wandering around in feral beast hell. None of the travel agents recommended they stop? Not even one? It would be like allowing two 5 year olds into an active construction site to play

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Relax. We've fixed it. You'll be fine.
    Dying people high on opioids simply need to be reassured. At least they can experience their last few moments without pain and fear.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is that from?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Greatest Story Never Told

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The big Lebowski

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Johnny's Pizza Party Nightmare (2005)

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have skipped the draft and so would have most anons too, i would never die for france

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can you say in that situation? Ask if he wants me to give his family a message maybe.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    His mom was probably back home getting plowed by BBC while her husband and son were sent to war

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno I'd have been lying about losing supplies and shit when I can get restocked if I were a medic because I'd be abusing the morphine syringes they had back then. Heard that shit is still good these days if it's sealed up. I'd bang some 1940s morphine right now if someone gave me some, no doubt. Make that a YouTube video like Steve and the MREs. Rail some of those Nazi meth pills too frick it speedball it up.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the thumbnail I thought this was the guy getting ripped apart by zombies in Day of the Dead.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does, now that you mention it

      >"Choke on 'em!"

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something like "...Life had just beguuuun"

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mama!
    Just killed a man

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