Why is it that the worse your own farts smell, the better you feel about it? It's like you accomplished something great when your fart smells like death
happened to me last night, I ate some salmon and a protein bar and got really bloated to the point where i was dohbled over and all night i was blowing out the NASTIEST fricking farts ive ever smelled, and I've had some bad ones in my time. It was like discovering a secret formula
Did you not know Michael Keaton was in the Flash? Did your recently wake up from a coma or something? How the frick could you not know? It was plastered everywhere, it was their main marketing tool. If you knew the Flash movie existed you knew Keaton was in it
Listen gayboi. Ads were on your computer, your phone, your tv, on the sides of busses, on your favorite box of tendies, beamed directly into your brain via CERN satellites, written in the constellations via Type 3 civilization tier technology, written on ancient hieroglyphics foretold several millenia ago, and a whole row of toy aisles in every store in America. How could you never have seen a single ad for this movie?
>Ads were on your computer, your phone, your tv,
Shut the frick up zoomer
5 months ago
Anonymous
Dont make me tongue your anus
only ads that i see are outside besides roads but didn't see any flash ads. it's usually some disney+ or nintendo stuff
But you do browse here right? There have been hundreds of threads about Skeetin' Keaton mogging Ezra in his own movie
5 months ago
Anonymous
>see thread >it mentions some homosexual playing some homosexual superhero >don't click thread
Wow so hard
BUT MUH FOMO
5 months ago
Anonymous
yet you clicked this one? atheist pls
5 months ago
Anonymous
>yet you clicked this one?
Where does the OP mention Flash?
5 months ago
Anonymous
You've just destroyed your own argument. Claiming not to know Keaton is in the flash because you filtered flash threads but not all the threads that just show Keaton batman. Surely you couldnt have known to filter something without knowing that thing existed in the first place. I am, of course, assuming all the people im arguing with are just one person, (You).
5 months ago
Anonymous
What the frick are you talking about? >you filtered flash threads
That wasn't even me you fricking Black person, why are you pretending you didn't notice that two people responded to you?
>see thread >it mentions some homosexual playing some homosexual superhero >don't click thread
Wow so hard
BUT MUH FOMO
I filtered the flash threads almost immediately.
I simply told you I never opened Flash threads. Now I opened a Keaton thread and there was a webm I watched which had Flash in it
Enough words wasted on your moronation, keep watching ads you fricking subhuman
Does the ears actually do anything for him, like enhance his hearing or something? Otherwise I imagine they'd only be in the way if he's chasing a bad guy and needs to duck under something.
reddit meme
>t. intimately acquainted with reddit
Nothing is more reddit than constantly namedropping reddit. Go back.
>he can't tell what's r*ddit with a single glance
How new are you zoomie?
>t. knows what the most reddit way to be is. sounds pretty reddit to me bud : ^ )
unironically yes
funnier than any memes this shithole has created in the past year
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BASKIN ROBERTS TRUST FUND BAND!
Its gay and it ruins saw threads even though they’re not even related
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go back to plebbit
I just farted and it smells REALLY bad
Why is it that the worse your own farts smell, the better you feel about it? It's like you accomplished something great when your fart smells like death
Formerly smelled good
happened to me last night, I ate some salmon and a protein bar and got really bloated to the point where i was dohbled over and all night i was blowing out the NASTIEST fricking farts ive ever smelled, and I've had some bad ones in my time. It was like discovering a secret formula
Stop eating plants.
Trust
Fund
Band
Camp
That's clearly The Black Bat
batcake
What the frick, does every superhero franchise just do "hey remember the previous actors" now?
to be fair DC's multiverse stuff had been in the works for a long time, since at least 2018 or so
warner was just incompetent on executing it in a timely fashion and marvel beat them to the punch (again)
Did you not know Michael Keaton was in the Flash? Did your recently wake up from a coma or something? How the frick could you not know? It was plastered everywhere, it was their main marketing tool. If you knew the Flash movie existed you knew Keaton was in it
I also don't know what the latest 4 Marvel movies are about
Stop watching ads, Black person
Listen gayboi. Ads were on your computer, your phone, your tv, on the sides of busses, on your favorite box of tendies, beamed directly into your brain via CERN satellites, written in the constellations via Type 3 civilization tier technology, written on ancient hieroglyphics foretold several millenia ago, and a whole row of toy aisles in every store in America. How could you never have seen a single ad for this movie?
>Ads were on your computer, your phone, your tv,
Shut the frick up zoomer
Dont make me tongue your anus
But you do browse here right? There have been hundreds of threads about Skeetin' Keaton mogging Ezra in his own movie
>see thread
>it mentions some homosexual playing some homosexual superhero
>don't click thread
Wow so hard
BUT MUH FOMO
yet you clicked this one? atheist pls
>yet you clicked this one?
Where does the OP mention Flash?
You've just destroyed your own argument. Claiming not to know Keaton is in the flash because you filtered flash threads but not all the threads that just show Keaton batman. Surely you couldnt have known to filter something without knowing that thing existed in the first place. I am, of course, assuming all the people im arguing with are just one person, (You).
What the frick are you talking about?
>you filtered flash threads
That wasn't even me you fricking Black person, why are you pretending you didn't notice that two people responded to you?
I simply told you I never opened Flash threads. Now I opened a Keaton thread and there was a webm I watched which had Flash in it
Enough words wasted on your moronation, keep watching ads you fricking subhuman
I filtered the flash threads almost immediately.
only ads that i see are outside besides roads but didn't see any flash ads. it's usually some disney+ or nintendo stuff
I literally only saw michael keatons batman on Cinemaphile
I have never seen any of that shit.
Imagine living in a shithole with public transportation. Couldn't be me.
Looks like that woman at 0:06 was going to go for a fist bump.
why does the cake have a coof facemask
So satisfying seeing this movie flop
Keaton seems like a nice, positive guy with a fun grumpy side
heres your desert landscape bro. oh and i brought dessert.
Does the ears actually do anything for him, like enhance his hearing or something? Otherwise I imagine they'd only be in the way if he's chasing a bad guy and needs to duck under something.
Echolocation. Read the comics. Raises situational and spatial awareness.
He stores his radio and detective mode inside the ears
what no games does to a mf
>Not a single Space Ghost reference
Zoomers are so fricking gay, I swear to god.
>le references! XD
Consider suicide old man
Yeah, your zoomer “lel sorandumb” Reddit humor is so much better, homosexual.
Would you?
i want to get nuts with her
That’s a lotta nuts
fricking one midget is weird. It's two or nothing
good thread
i’d make a strong argument for it being the greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time
is he stupid xd
that's just Midnighter
I'm Blackman.
I WATCH Black person KANYE ON REPEAT!!!! said the Cinemaphilener Black personlover
So you just turned him into The Midnighter
Midnighter seems like he'd be cool if he wasn't a flaming homosexual
>Removing Batman's ears turns him into a homosexual.
like Pink Kryptonite for Superman
did you know only Blue Kryptonite hurts Bizzaro, not Green?
fortnite
wholesome chungus: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?????
I'm Manman
Batbros...
>erect penis