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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me Three

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slenderman is back baby

      Remy abandoned Gemini for fricking slenderman?!

      So are the alternates pretty much-confirmed demons and Mattpat probably forced to make a new gay theory video? Mandela's catalog seems to move towards to a biblical cosmic horror setting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >biblical cosmic horror setting
        did you not realize how moronic that sounded before typing it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >did you not realize how moronic that sounded before typing it?
          >Cosmic horror means Le tentacles
          Hipster homosexuals ruined Lovecraft and don’t get cosmic horror.

          >pretty much-confirmed demons
          >biblical cosmic horror setting
          I fail to see the difference.

          >I fail to see the difference
          Someone gets it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomers ruined cosmic horror if you think memedela counts

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Zoomers ruined cosmic horror if you think memedela counts
              >Thread already crying muh zoomers
              Surprised Cinemaphileumblr isn’t crying /misc/ yet. Why millennials so fragile? Baby boomers and Gen Xers aren’t this homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who do you think are the ones crying /misc/? It's the underage zoomer tumblr tiktok generation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tumblr generation
                >TikTok generation
                Aren't those two different generations? People who used Tumblr back when it was popular are now in their 20s, while most TikTok users are in their 10s?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There were plenty of zoomers using tumblr too since most of the worst ones were literal children, they’re just the older end of the zoomie spectrum now and transitioned (and trooned) to Twitter while also trying to bring that shit here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >biblical cosmic horror setting
          >did you not realize how moronic that sounded before typing it
          >Go Nagai devilman a Lovecraftian setting where god and devil are both eldritch horrors
          >Devil sees humanity as insignificant while god created humanity to use as pawns against forces of hell
          >Go Nagai multiverse was created by for can lose some universes without losing a war to hell
          >violence Jack alternate universe devilman when god fully loses
          Biblical theme cosmic horror not even a knew concept homie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The idea that memedela counts as that is what's laughable. Just taking your dime standard "cosmic horror" trend then stapling on biblical shit later on in some crude mockery and without any forethought on how it would actually gel together.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretty much-confirmed demons
        >biblical cosmic horror setting
        I fail to see the difference.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're demons in name only, the whole Christian wallpaper is superfluous as it has no bearing on the actual series beyond some moronic edit of an existing video. It's incredibly contrived, with changes to society happening only in the 90s because that's when the analog aesthetic is going on despite saying Satan took control of Christianity. It's such poorly though out world-building that it seems like it's only demonic because that's a popular trend.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sr. pelo
    Too political!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not so much too much politics, he's just a dumbass with stupid opinions like thinking killing babies is better than owning a gun to protect yourself. He's also a hypocrite for making fun of school shootings when he comes from a place where entire towns are slaughtered regularly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So not only are you a moron that thinks an undeveloped fetus is a person but you also fell for the Fox News meme of Mexico being filled with nothing but cartels. Why are you such a stupid piece of shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why not have a nice day then if you think a clump of cells isn't a person? Personhood his a social construct, who are you to decide what stage of human development is or isn't a person? And Mexico is indeed a crime-ridden shithole thanks to a corrupt government that would rather get paid off than combat it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why do pregnant women not get child support while pregnant then if it's a child and a person?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Same reason Roe v Wade was allowed to happen for so long, baby killers have a vested interest in making sure the laws reflect their twisted worldview.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're not making any sense, why was nobody rallying for child support for pregnant women, especially those who are so anti abortion, if a fetus is a living child?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because women would just milk a man for money before getting an abortion, now that’s less likely to be an option.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So what is it, are you a trad moron or an incel that hates women?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not trad or sexist to think women shouldn't murder babies because they're too lazy to use contraceptives.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thinking women are prostitutes and fetuses are babies is pretty sexist, yes. You sound about as unhinged as a Rorschach fan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know they're planning to restrict birth control next? She's not going to frick you when all the options are gone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >fell for the Fox News meme of Mexico being filled with nothing but cartels.
          If Mexico is so safe why are Mexicans always trying to get to the United States? You are pale pasty white c**t because actual brown Mexicans don’t deny Mexico being unsafe. This fat communist larping westerns yelling at immigrants that lived in Soviet Union all over again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Migrant workers dumbass, they make up the vast majority of all border crossings because immigration into the US is completely borked and it’s their only recourse. And it’s actually a boon for the economy, they take up the jobs that pampered Americans would never touch.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, slurp up that globalist cum as the corps drive down wages for cheap labor then insult you for not being "diverse enough" when you complain about it. Nor is it just migrants crossing the border, there's a reason they don't go through official channels and it's not because of the frankly lax immigration requirements.

              Me too. Christ is king. God bless and have a tremendous day.

              How can you call yourself a Christian when you support those that enable the sacrifice of millions upon millions of children?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf cartels kill for money, school shootings are killings done just because someone snapped and you were unfortunate enough to get caught in the crossfire. Either one sucks but at least the first one has a meaning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dead bodies are still dead bodies moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fetuses aren't babies you kool-aid drinking christgay. have a nice day, is what you should do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are you fedora tipping zoomer, it’s just that women that are too lazy to keep their legs closed or use condoms would prefer to kill them so they can keep up their degenerate lifestyle.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He loves us all OP

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a loving guy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    video was much funnier then I was expecting.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do you keep making these?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing else to talk about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're not really talking about anything in these threads either, just reposting the same tired inside jokes over and over.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love not-Superman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So, any explanation what House in the Ocean is doing back in the Nixonverse? Thought that series point was that Alex's old videos have no relation to MM.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thought it was obvious that House had ties to the Nixonverse once the Lunarians were revealed.
        House to the Nixonverse is like how Wonderland was to the Deanverse, not connected but extremely close.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Lunarians
          >Crescent King
          I feel like a moron for not making that connection sooner

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You should feel like a moron for enjoying this shit in the first place

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Lunarian Queen is a lucky woman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Lunarian Queen is a lucky woman

            Meta wise its about Information and Mis-Information, about how if you act before getting the full picture you'll often hurt yourself or others (Like how people panicked, attacked the house and made the situation worse).
            Story wise its about The Crescent King spreading influence and gaining power with nothing but smoke and mirrors

            cool ass art for this series I thought it was rather obscure when it came to analog horror

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Being vaguely connected with another more popular analog horror series probably helps

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thought it was obvious that House had ties to the Nixonverse once the Lunarians were revealed.
        House to the Nixonverse is like how Wonderland was to the Deanverse, not connected but extremely close.

        >it's a heckin multiverse bro!
        >just like a Marvel movie and Rick and Morty!
        >this series is so smart and unique!
        zoomers will cream their pants if you tell them the keys you're jangling in front of them is a part of whatever meme trend they're currently obsessing over

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the house in the ocean better before it had anything to do with the crescent king.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still don’t understand what that series was about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Part 1 and Part 2 we’re about these giant houses that seem to be floating in the ocean and are impervious to all forms of damage. If you frick around with them too much they can move away or depressurize the immediate are by opening a door or window. The military attacking them doesn’t seem to do anything and they’ll occasionally cause loud booming sounds. They also seem to release “killer wood chips” into the water that can wash up on shore and are extremely dangerous in an unspecified way, similar to Giza Glass. Also, any time Alex/Manticore/whoever uploads a video about them, it gets taken down in universe and a remastered version with changed text gets reuploaded (e.g. the Bushes are attacked / the Bushes are saved)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meta wise its about Information and Mis-Information, about how if you act before getting the full picture you'll often hurt yourself or others (Like how people panicked, attacked the house and made the situation worse).
        Story wise its about The Crescent King spreading influence and gaining power with nothing but smoke and mirrors

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like anal-log prostitute!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slenderman is back baby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remy abandoned Gemini for fricking slenderman?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He kind of needs funds for Gemini, why else he is starting with the Gardener plushies?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because he’s a hack trying to cash on his brief fame before moronic zoomers like you move to more troon-centric media?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First the Backrooms, now Slenderman. What will get the revamp treatment next?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what'd you guys think of Vol 333? I personally like the direction Mandela Catalog is taking, big improvement in editing and even spooks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still middling overall and I don’t know how to feel about the reference/rip-off of Jim Henson’s Limbo but the follow up video of the cop posted after was surprisingly good writing and voice acting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still middling overall and I don’t know how to feel about the reference/rip-off of Jim Henson’s Limbo but the follow up video of the cop posted after was surprisingly good writing and voice acting.

      If there is one thing Mandela is good at its at taking criticism. After the absolute shit voice acting in 2, 3 seems like a response to it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, before Jesus, what did people say when they stubbed their toe or watched a guy suplex another guy without warning?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Caesar?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming they could say it without being killed for it, probably whatever God/Gods they most believe in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever word for excrement they had.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alexander the Great was the Jesus before Jesus

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This song and the movie's costume/makeup for Charity (silly fools, they turned kids into furries) are the best things to come out of that cringefest, Psalty.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, that is relatable!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Freedom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So are zoomers always this braindead or are you a bot cooked up by the groomer discord?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When are they coming to the Nixonverse?
      If fricking Cthonaut A can survive the great division surely these two can.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >don't do anything new!
        >just recycle the old stuff constantly!
        >I must consooooom!
        no wonder this genre is so garbage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that there are 19 people in this drawing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like the lunarian queen isn't the combination of the two after their battle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cthonaut A
        Who?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When are they coming to the Nixonverse?
      If fricking Cthonaut A can survive the great division surely these two can.

      Like the lunarian queen isn't the combination of the two after their battle

      Why are waifugays into the shittiest scribble art imaginable? If you're going to be a braindead coomer at least be into something that's visually appealing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that’s not how Monument Mythos looks, it uses photos of the real statue. It’s just that the series barely has any fan art so we take what we can get.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why settle for shit though?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too. Christ is king. God bless and have a tremendous day.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that mandela catalogue is the one that got popular, it literally has images you can find on fricking google on it and Jerma faces, it's so fricking silly.
    I wish Gemini was the one that got huge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gemini has its own issues

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate that Mandela catalogue is the one that got popular
      That’s because it’s the only one with an overarching main villain. Same reason why creepypasta characters with the most staying power were ones with characters like slender man. It’s hard to get people to care about the force of nature. That’s why Mandela catalogue will probably be the first analog horror to get a movie or streaming service show..

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know I honestly don’t think Mandela.catalogue is all that bad
    I think the hate is overblown

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you just have shit taste and will gladly slurp up mediocrity as long as it's presented a certain way.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >And just look how happy he is!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jermaface will never be scary nor a funny meme, just because you're an ironygay zoomer doesn't mean it's good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How could you hate this loveable face?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to take an Alternate out on a date

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How could you hate this loveable face?

      >literal tumblr art
      Goddamn you discord zoomers have shit taste

      Thinking women are prostitutes and fetuses are babies is pretty sexist, yes. You sound about as unhinged as a Rorschach fan.

      Not all women are prostitutes but those that think baby murder is an acceptable solution to rampant promiscuity is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >schizo is a /misc/gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's rich coming from a discord troony.

          You know they're planning to restrict birth control next? She's not going to frick you when all the options are gone.

          >it's going to be like literal Handmaid's Tale!
          Why are the pro-abortionists so alarmist?

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