>man, this super hero shit is a chore.

>man, this super hero shit is a chore. I'm just gonna pass the buck and retire
Metroman's deconstruction on Superman absolutely mogs all of the "hurrr what if superman wuz ebil and unstoppable" edgelords.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of Dreamworks's best movies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Superman isn't a dick doe

      shit taste

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        RUDE!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >taste meme

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Superman isn't a dick doe

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Metroman's deconstruction on Superman
    wow deconstructing superheros?? nobody has ever done this epic reddit activity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should deconstruct your neck

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know who else should be deconstructed?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "deconstruction" reveal was made to avoid making megamind a murderer. Also i think it's embarrasing a pg rated movie has to censor hell even if it is used in a rock song from the background

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Megamind is still a murderer, his first battle with Tighten absolutely caused some civilians to die even if they don't focus on it.

      The "deconstruction" reveal was made as a last push for Megamind himself, he finally saw something, that even his "rival" didn't want the life people chose for him and now he ran away from that life, so why wouldn't Megamin be able to do it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no nobody died

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A moving truck EXPLODES

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's fine

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He moved on in life

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This got mogged by despicable me in the box office

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Illumination superhero movie when?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both movies sucked but hipsters like megamind for the incel narrative

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah ur wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Toy Story 4 and Frozen 2 must be fantastic films because they both made a billion, huh?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dood what if Superman just quits
    that's not a deconstruction.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The events with Hal/Titan would have never happened if he had the patience and focus more on being an actual hero instead of trying to rush shit with Roxanne. Let her come to him and see him being a superhero.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but he was a moronic incel sociopath that only followed the rules because he was too much of a coward to break them. Once he got powerful and lost that fear he became a monster. Hell if this wasn't a kids movie he definitely would have been a rapist at least.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic incel sociopath

        So he was autistic?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metroman can retire because he has one villain and that guy is mostly interested in showmanship rather than hurting anyone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yea, people seem to get spastic over him retiring, as if a superhero is somehow morally obligated to continue their heroism until the day they die

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never not love the only reason Hal knew it wasn't really Metroman was because Megamind's inability to pronounce Metro City properly

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Except it makes no sense. If he whole complaint was that he was in a rut, then surely the arrival of a new villain with powers similar to his would have shaken him out of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just didn't enjoy being a superhero, he wanted to be Music Man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was in a rut because he had his fill being a hero. It was fun at first, but unlike Megamind, he didn't have the same limitless passion for the cat & also cat game. He wanted something new, as

      He just didn't enjoy being a superhero, he wanted to be Music Man

      said

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >as far as everyone in Metro City is concerned, Megamind murdered Metro Man and blew up his museum (latter part is true), yet they embrace him as their new hero and build a museum dedicated to him just because he stopped Titan (even used an hologram of Metro Man during his fight with Titan in front of witnesses)
    I don't buy it. They forgave him too easily.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      civilians are idiots in superhero stories

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heck, the long day where Titan started destroying shit (he got defeated later that day) began with Megamind attacking the city with a mecha.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Titan
        It's Tighten

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's Tye Ten

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's Shallow Hal

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's Jimmy De Santa

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure what you're talking about would be a subversion. Even then, Superman never turned evil because he felt like his job was a chore, he either got corrupted or lost his shit because of one bad day

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