>man & woman stares at each other from across the room in a movie
>fast cut to them having sex in the bedroom
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>man & woman stares at each other from across the room in a movie. >fast cut to them having sex in the bedroom
I wish it happened like this in real life
If she's staring at you then you are in. You have the sex, you just can't mess anything up from that point until you splurge.
Any little mistake or aut sperg and it's over.
>any little mistake or aut sorry and it’s over
It’s simple,then. Just don’t be a sperg 🙂
>Just don’t be a sperg
How do I do that?
Dont be yourself
You have to get into the situation enough times until you finally get through it successfully. You might get lucky or have good instincts so you get it right the first time, but I wouldn't count on that. Social growth, like anything, is about practice and experience.
Once you get the stare you then have to run with an egg on a spoon through laser wire for the next hour and half until you close the deal.
No you have to drop the egg on the floor, laugh at it, then tell her to lick it up
wtf is wrong with you
It does when you drink
It does, but replace the man with a dog
It does, just not for you.
I'm pretty sure it does, but a virgin like me wouldn't know.
It does if you're a 6'2, blue eye'd, formed Div 1 Chad, a feminine twink, or an average woman. Maybe there's a few stupid jokes beforehand but two complete strangers spontaneously fricking like rabbits happens at bars/parties all the time.
It does if the woman is a hooker and you are paying her. Walk into room, stare at each other, drop money on counter, start fricking
>I wish it happened like this in real life
Happens to normies with no inner dialogue
It's because writers themselves don't really know how such an interaction should go irl. So they skip it.
This is probably more true than not, I bet in most cases there's an interaction written, but is cut for being problematic
what emotion is this face supposed to convey?
>When he talks and texts big but then he starts eating you out like a cat leaping up milk
>he starts eating you out like a cat leaping up milk
is this wrong? I thought that was proper technique
You didn't actually eat pussy if that's true
I ate pussy once and her vegana smelled like literal shit and idk if she was a victim of forced female circumcision but her vegana had a ton of scars on it and looked like she had surgery to repair it. Plus I think she had an infection because pus was leaking out of it and some of the skin looked rotten. I’m never eating pussy again after that bros, it was disgusting. And idk if I ever want to have sex again either, the inside of her vegana was so rough and dry, and super loose and when I pulled it out jt was covered in disgusting yellow, red, and white bits of gunk and smelled terrible. I don’t get how her vegana was in such poor condition, I thought she was a virgin because I could swear I tore her hymen. Girls are gross.
that was a man
>was
Dead now.
That's just what veganas are like
If you don't like it, you might be gay
This homie gay as hell. Gets a crumb of pussy and comes out with 3 pages of complaints.
Heh, pretty good.
Thats what was called a real woman chud
Good try, but you went into way too much detail and the joke became glaringly obvious. Cut out some of it and let people realize the joke organically
You're making traps seem real appealing
Embrace the Femboy pill
too much woman for you, huh?
Did you get tested for AIDS?
every individual is different when it comes to sex. something one person loves will be uncomfortable or boring for another person.
women always pretend sex is some big secret only a seleted few know, they pretend is like rocket science and even talk about "experience"
Let me do you a favour
Put your mouth around the clit, forming an airtight seal; you will probably have to smush your face right in there, so don't be shy. Then, suck like you're trying to pull milkshake through a straw, and strum your tongue up and down over the clit as fast as you can
Thank me later
Sorry, I am not a pussy eating fanook
>forming an airtight seal
do i need to be worried about delta p?
You dont wanna know what happens if the seal breaks
>Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres (24 in) long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.
Did he make it?
He was out for a few days on disability
This, after getting your lungs full put your lips on the clit and expel all the air into it
Shut the frick up. The only way to eat pussy like a champ is pretending to say the alphabet
>Eating a women out at all.
It's submissive. Women wont respect you. Not to mention a womens enjoyment is irrelevant, she exists to please you.
>women exist to please me!
>*gets no pussy*
>this is womens fault!!!
kek
Sounds like you rather suck wiener.
t. incel
Based
t. Muslim
Insane that you guys don’t go down because arab girls always have very pretty pussy/butthole, I don’t know what it is but they might be the most consistently pretty down there, color and everything.
>a womens enjoyment is irrelevant
the only people who say this are men that women don't enjoy
like people who say they don't like fighting games
everyone knows you're just bad lol
generally you should aim to make her cum without effort, in my case I can usually make girls cum just from doggystyle
I’m pressing X to doubt hard
you gotta draw out the alphabet on the clitty with your tongue
Classic advice that (I assume) works
this works
I had never ate pussy before but I just tongued le clit and she was screaming my name
she gave me really good head first though which means I won that exchange
I spell out
>i hate Black folk
over and over and it makes them cum all the time
>thinking about black men even while you're having sex
black men are the gold standard when it comes to the bedroom and especially pleasing white women so of course i’m trying to out do them in anyway i can
Seek help, Chang
i think you should seek help since you need to pretend i’m asian
>black men are the gold standard when it comes to the bedroom and especially pleasing white women
this if you are not adopting a black thug mindset while fricking you're NGMI at pleasing white women, its affecting upper middle class latinas and asian women as well
Kys immediately.
yeah heard this from Sam Kinison as a kid, then tried it 15ish years later, girl came like a freight train
lel
lower case or upper?
yes
This is just idiots rule of thumb. You want to vary your tongue action on the clitty of course but you should not neglect sucking the pussy and tongue-fricking the pussy.
might as well suck dick, gay
You type like a horny cringe indian
>leaping up milk
How does one leap up milk?
M to the B
You can criticize her vapidness but that head bob was immaculate.
I hate these dumb TikTok prostitutes as much as everyone else but I do admit they have some skill in synchronizing to the stupid sounds clips, especially since most of them one do 1 take.
cute girls doing cute things
What the frick? That's a video filter, right?
Literally any video with a woman is going to be filtered dude. There are no honest women.
lmfao
She was in the navy, you can probably guess what happened there.
she was friends with all the gays there?
I bet her carpet is in tatters after all the chewing...
Didn't she get divorceraped? Her guy got like half her fortune that she got from that moronic TikTok.
>when you accept a dinner date hoping to get some free food before he makes it weird but while you're waiting for your order he says he's been thinking a lot lately and puts his hand on yours
i want to look pretty on my passport
"TikTok begging for likes"
Billion wiener stare
>le pinoy abusive childhood face
nice try, fbi
I served with this girl in the Navy and rawdogged her in a fan room underway. Funny that she’s a mini-celebrity now.
i thought she punched you in the face and she got discharged for mental health reasons
This b***h fricked the whole boat and the only reason she didn't frick the others is because she can't swim
>i ate raw hotdogs with some girl years ago
good job
How can the dogs have been hot if they were raw?
>oarch was born on February 8, 1997[15] in the Philippines.[14] She was raised by her grandmother in the slums until the age of three and was then adopted.[16] Her adoptive father is an American who had served in the US military and her adoptive mother is Filipina. Both parents met in Saudi Arabia where her adoptive father was stationed, before settling in the Philippines. In an interview, she recounts that she and her adopted brother were heavily abused all throughout her childhood, up until her enlistment in the military.[17]
>military b***h is a psycho
people think its a joke or something but its stone cold truth. i was in six years and never touched one of those diseased prostitutes. after and classier to pick up a chinese street prostitute than frick these things
b***h is a psycho
>what do you have in mind?
>camera zooms in to bad boy characters face
>he smiles as a metal guitar solo twangs in the background
>cut to action scene
>fast cut to babewiener splitscreen goon video
why yes I have seen that on /gif/, how did you know
>fast cut to Spider man on Spider man spank video
post it
No one ever posts it there anymore. It's one of those things lost to time.
King
Somebody needs to make this happen on the silver screen
what's the difference between edging and gooning?
Gooners coom repeatedly, edgers postpone cooming as long as they can
PLEASE be careful what you wish for these things tend to go out of hand quickly
>it's one of the bbc ones
homosexual
Yeah, I'm the homosexual.
I don't understand what the frick that is and I'm afraid to know
gays like to make videos where some tiktok bawd is singing and dancing in a video, then bracket her video on the sides with another video of some guy jerking off until he cums
Its some kind of gay zoomer shit
zoomer subhuman trend
thats not bella. shes all tattooed up like you would expect from a military bawd
holy shit what the fug, she looks kinda cute in the OP video
because she just spend 3 hours applying perfect zoomette filter makeup and then applied a filter
Well OP's vid is like 5 years old at this point and that race can turn from intensely frickable to goblina in mere months.
>Well OP's vid is like 5 years old at this point and that race can turn from intensely frickable to goblina in mere months.
this is is just one year after the op pic
>Poarch shows her Tik-Tok makeup routine for Vogue Taiwan in 2021.
she looks like a fish here, what does she look like now?
>the singer
uh?
thought she was just a prostitute
Grim
She still looks hot when she pulls off the older asian mommy dom look.
She's 26 though, so it's not a good sign that she looks about as good as a 40+ year old Marica Hase.
Kek that's a rough 26. If you told me she was 46 I'd absolutely believe you and say she looks good for 46.
i thought asians were supposed to age well
White women truly are the perfect tools of global capitalism, just very sad that they serve their political/economic role the best either when they’re miserable, childless and mentally-ill or when they’re miserable and raising some kid with shitty mental genes that doesn’t look like them and whose dad doesn’t show up, so those conditions are what they’re manipulated into. Surreal just how thoroughly the global-capitalist machine has raped white women down to their spirit and how fine they are with it because at least they’re fetishized and paid, it does make your re-examine all women.
I had women staring at him like they want to frick me but im autistic and always looks away
why are you talking in third person?
this has never happened in any movie
In Iron man
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The talk first and she knows who he is.
>just be a famous billionaire celebrity and talk to women bro!
You are confused. The point of this thread is to mock the "trope" in movies of a man and woman fricking after so much as eye contact.
The exhibit shown doesn't have those qualities. Stark is rich, famous, and charismatic. She knows who he is and they have a brief conversation. It's not two random people who start fricking on eye contact.
i barely watch movies and i've seen it at least a dozen times
Kings of Summer
Name 5 movies it hasn't happened in.
The departed
I can't even maintain eye contact with anyone
I've seem this happen tho. Not with me of course.
>she gets pregnant
>fast cut to her leaving an abortion clinic
more than 70 milion a year
world-wide or just in St Louis?
world wide minimum, 1 abortion per 4 conceptions
how can we encourage Indians and Africans to quadruple those numbers?
Good morning bluddy bich basterd sir
bloody frick you
Women are satanic
>Fast cut to her getting executed.
God damn I love Texas.
>cut to sex
>cut to woman being shoved out front door
most kino one
>sound of toilet flushing
what is it about this face that incites the urge to sexual violence in me
>man enters hospital
>fast cut to man talking to a receptionist
>another fast cut to man talking to a doctor
>yet another fast cut of man standing over a female patient
So tired of this trope I'm at a loss whenever I see it.
But which of them does it smash cut to him fricking
It takes place after the fricking.
BABY WERE NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
The point is: when there's mutual attraction, getting into bed is a natural outcome, what's in between is what's called shoe leather in movie language-- inconsequential facts whose content is only barely addressed if at all as it can be surmised.
The lesson for real life purposes is: if a woman's attracted you merely have to avoid messing up and it's up to you to lead and promptly/steadily moving the interaction forward to sex
Censorship
Once in my life, whilst visiting a friend in the dormitory, a cute redhead talked me up on the corridor, and after a few minutes invited me to her room.
I stammered out a "no, thank you" and got out of there pronto. My first thought was "she either wants to murder me, or has AIDS."
I love this thread every time it comes up, usually with that scene from The Wire. Clueless virgins are instantly exposed
>t-t-t-that doesn't happen!!!!
kek
Yeah, to you it never did.
Yeah bruh real men look at a girl and get teleported to her bed all the time
>fast cut to him scratching his new crabs
>experienced this
>felt no better about myself when tried to sleep at night
Fricking holes (females) will not enlighten your lives one iota.
That's a you problem in 2 ways:
-you can't expect others to enlighten your life; that's up to you
-casual sex is good/fun for what it is; it isn't meant to be a metaphysical experience
it takes far too much energy and time (with how hard to get these prostitutes play up these days) to do it for the 'eh, that was fun' is just idiotic.
>it takes far too much energy and time
it really doesn't
how do i warp from meeting a woman to having sex with her, it would be better for me to skip all of the in-between bullshit
I fricked her at a twitchcon after party lol. Tight snatch but empty head
wei best girl
lol what show is this?
The Expanse
That's the ugliest sex I've ever seen. It's obvious she still has her top on because muh current year too. Frick that gay-ass show. Glad it's dead
lmao, can you imagine seeing this shit while fricking her?
hot
women with tats are so disgusting and nasty. Not to mention that tattoo is awful. It only serves to show her bad taste.
What is the difference between woman with tats and men with tats? Cause for me it's equally moronic.
Some men can pull off having tattoos because it suits their rough and tumble character. Women aren't supposed to be tough and tattoos only make them look like prostitutes
>getting pounded from behind
>she starts hearing your phone play this
if she does reverse cowgirl you can pretend the ship has hit rough waters
Surprised there's been so few Bella Poarch posts ITT.
Nobody cares about some flip ho
I care, and I want other anons to post her.
Cinemaphile is a strictly homosexual board
would
>I like boats too *in desperate for pussy voice*
I remember this b***h become super popular on Titktok and then became rich doing these stupid videos just staring at the camera, then she fricked some famous rapper Tyga and left her husband who has been taking care of her neet ass for like 10 years. Women are such pieces of shit.
But it's OK when men do it.
Being a piece of shit isn’t ok no matter who you are
Famous male influencers are just as vapid, useless curs as the woman but the men at least need to have some assemblence of above average talent to get famous in any industry. Average men can never waltz into success without absurd luck. Literal average asf woman get 6 figure payouts all the time for doing nothing unique. Most of them can't even hold a conversation
>"We were both very introverted, and as soon as we saw each other we kind of fell in love. It was, like, love at first sight,"
>"Everything just happened so fast. TikTok happened, and he didn't want to be in the spotlight,"
>"irreconcilable differences"
homie got cucked by his sweetheart and he took half her money as a result
has she killed herself and died in a mix of her shit and piss already? that'd make my day.
>homie got cucked by his sweetheart
literally only in your headcanon
why does it always have to be like this anon? seems so tiring
>anon doesn't know "it happened so fast" codeword
it blows my mind how much success, wealth and fame can come to a regular looking female just for
I'm 25 years old and a virgin.
That kind of shit is so disrespectful. I'm so glad I was fortunate enough to have decent roommates in college who never did this.
They're brothers in the movie, so it's less of a transgression. They probably grew up sleeping in the same room together and were poorgays.
>he's not fapping
So that b***h has Chris Pine available and she fricks balding turbomanlet Ben Foster?
He was nice to her, and Pine is israeli
Where is this from?
Hell or High Water
what is this?
that woman looks at least 30. what's she doing sleeping around like a 21 year old?
It's like a man with breasts. No wonder Cruise was attracted to her.
cope.
>man & woman stares at each other from across the room in a movie
>fast cut to the man jerking off to random instagram pics
I hate women
Bella's tiktoks are genuine quality.
It's just old bonbi's schtick but worse
I am hiding your thread over how ugly that dog shit b***h is,incredible how so many women get abused and killed and the worst of the worst just roam around
Browns are the new hotness
>beautiful asks you to date her
>Girl says she loves you
>Say no to both because I am Selena Gomez only
>see first hand that racists of each race are far more respectful of each other's existences and differences than insane homosexual leftists claim to be
Someone explain this pic to me. Is the nazi chud challenging both browns at once or is this supposed to show that chuds come in all shapes and colors and that we're not so different, you and I?
Listen. Chud. Incel. Whatever the frick you are.
You are never going to have sex in your miserable little exist. Leave women the frick alone. No one wants to have sex with you, yes you, a sad little neck beard on Cinemaphile.
Also, good luck even attracted a girl when there's nothing but transphobic thoughts running through your mind all day. I know you think "sex is a right", but it's really not; For pathetic. Little pieces of shit. Like you. Survival of the fittest as they say.
Welcome to earth, b***h.
I already had sex, you pitiful soul.
Having sex only few times and years ago doesn't really count. If you never had a roll of regular casual sex with relatively high success you might as well still be a virgin.
>You are a virgin because le bullshit I just made up, even not knowing anything about you
I have 5 people trying to bang me, homosexual.
Ah Ah Ah! I vant to suck your wiener!
bleh!
benis in bagina hehehe
>Kissless virgin
>A miracle happened and a girl from college made some excuse to talk to me after class about something completely unrelated to work, discussing fun things
>Completely caught off-guard after years of solitude
>Start mumbling with a disgusting high pitched-voice and absolutely 0 wit before quickly resuming the encounter because I had nothing to say
Is it over?
It never began, anon
Talk about moving the goalposts
did you smash?
>guy and girl make eye contact
>"Hey."
>"Hey."
>smash cut to them screaming at each other and throwing stuff while breaking up and her throwing his laptop and clothes and stuff in a basket while repeatedly telling him to get the frick out
>Grandma makes eye contact with Eminem for a split second
>Cut to him farting her cum out of his bussy while crying
Someone post the Mcnulty "you can have whatever you like" scene
It happened to me in real life.
she cute
Don't comment on my wife again.
she cute thoughever
>great body
>shitty tattoo
as usual
>Remember I'm ugly and never had any chance with women anyway
>Let it go and start releasing farts and burping in public
Why is this thread still up
All the jannies jumped ship again
Announcement soon
Designated incel containment thread since they won't frick off to
>A toast to the man I'm fricking tonight.
I'm down bad for famous hoes. Want them to break my heart.
Movies for this feel?
damn dawg this shit be happening to me every damn day
I love this scene
>catch eyes from a woman
>I always immediately look away
what happens if you maintain eye contact? I'm handsome but severely autistic, I bag all my women through dating apps and even then I shoot low because I'm extremely autistic
bros, i think i have neurosis
i found out what it actually meant yesterday and now i don't feel too well
Pussy is so yummy bros it's been so long.
Frick I wish I was incel and did not know what I was missing.
better to have loved pussy and lost it...
Better to have licked and lost than to never lick at all, I suppose.
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>AF spots WM on the other side of the room
I live in a university town and there are a shitload of mid Asian girls. Is it really that easy? I'm euro but Irish (sad) and only 5'11".
>only 5'11"
It's over.
>only 5'11"
>King of Manlets
you'll be fine, autist
If you’re not hot then don’t even go for it, you’re giving the rest of us a bad rep. A pretty white man with a pretty pale asian girl might be the most 10/10 thing in current culture, looks like pure status and style, don’t weigh us down.
Hey man I will frick average looking Asian girls with acne and glasses. You can't stop me. I will be that bottom feeder. It's as shrimple as that.
lol no it’s still white chad and white blonde stacy no matter how much you cope and seethe about it
Actually don’t 100% disagree, a pretty white couple looks so fricking good and classic like old hollywood, beautiful and backbone rather than lame flimsy manipulatable normalgays. Anya Taylor-Joy and her husband look so fricking good. White women don’t look great with nonwhite males and I’m not just saying that, makes them look like the most attainable women on the planet and lacking individuality, them being with homies doesn’t mean what it used to, now it’s just a sad dog doing what it’s told so their owner can earn more. Also very funny how now nonwhite males b***h about white women sticking to white men more than white men b***h about white women with nonwhite males, makes WMWF look extra strong and real, culture above fitting in with global capitalist trends.
>nonwhite males b***h about white women sticking to white men
nibba nonwhites are livid that their own are going for White man, of anything i find it crazy how White girls are not calling out White guys for the race mixing prostitutes they are
>nonwhites are livid that their own are going for White man
Yea but this is at least normal, men and women both experience this and it’s natural. Way weirder and more pathetic how much nonwhite males will b***h, rage and despair, criticize white women for only dating white men, this doesn’t happen for any other race, women or culture. They’re like whiney little pussy brats that need white women to surrender individuality and just be a lifeless tool for nonwhite males to use in dismantling their insecurities about white men, which is also why you’ll even see every race of nonwhite male get all b***hy about white men and asian girls, just another pale pretty thing that white men have and they don’t.
>i find it crazy how White girls are not calling out White guys for the race mixing prostitutes they are
They’re so 100% sure of their superiority over darker women that they can just shrug it off as some kind of defect in white men. Although the pale asian girls definitely frick with them, first time they’ve felt challenged and they absolutely call it out, the only interracial pairing that’s openly criticized.
>fair, thought out and reasonable response
What the… I apologise anon you didn’t deserve my shitpost
I am never going to have sex again. Im never going to have a GF ever again. I managed to have one gf ever for 2 years and then we broke up. She wasnt very good looking. I payed for sex 6 times. It was worth it for 3 of those times. I am now a middle aged loser who is fat and ugly. I cannot hit on younger women because the society we live in has made it a big faux pa. I will not be able to find any woman close to my age anyway because they are all either married or insane. I must continue to go out into the world to earn money for food and shelter and see couples and families. I will be alone forever and ever and am took scared to end my own life.
And what? Am I supposed to feel bad for you, homosexual?
Well, not with that attitude
FWIW you basically just described my life, I had more free sex and paid less. I had one real gf for two years and we fricked a lot, almost daily. Then I broke up with her. She would have been perfect honestly, I was a moron and made her miserable and crazy.
But even I have hope and expect to get laid again before I croak. That's why I lift.
The cool thing about getting laid, at least for me, is I live in the moment. So when I get laid the years of not getting laid don't even matter.
dude, i never had a gf and i'm more optimistic than you about getting one
Not with that attitude
yeah ikr. like lets forget all the betamale shit and the female screening. most males have no leadership including screenwriters, producers or directors or whateaver so thats why our movies are like this. thats why sayings like "make her laugh" exists.
Just like how I met your mom.
>man & woman stares at each other from across the room in a movie
>fast cut to them having sex in the bedroom
you missed the part where the guy asks for "a beer" before sitting down and making eye contact with the woman
i should kill myself
no
jesus christ bump this over 300 so I dont have to see this hags face anymore
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