Worse than Kenobi. It's over Way bros...
Worse than Kenobi. It's over Way bros...
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why is disney releasing viewer numbers to lewis glazebrook
and literally nobody else including investors
>Jedi with superhuman reflexes
>still doesn't anticipate an attack
>Third party analytics
Try reading next time zoomie.
man i didn't know it came out
>t. believing the estimated views from a hate-bandwagoning site with no credible sources
Are chuds truly this desperate?
Oh, so they're just estimates & not official numbers (AKA incel cope fuel), yes? Fake news.
>the show isn't bad
>people are just voluntarily celibate
Should’ve let Jon Favreau do his own thing Disney, you fucking retards.
>Should’ve let Jon Favreau do his own thing
He wrote almost all of this.
i guarantee you down the road we'll find out that disney execs pressured him to keep grogu in the show following season 2 which forced this garbage reuniting in a different show to instantly be together at the start of s3.
>we'll find out that disney execs pressured him to keep grogu in the show following season 2 which forced this garbage reuniting in a different show to instantly be together at the start of s3.
There was a way to do it. Have Yeed parallel Mando's adventures as Luke's first successful apprentice.
Even if he still winds up on that island, that's at least SOMETHING.
No, he did not. I mean, he is credited, but he's got a team of ghost writers just like James Patterson.
They're on Disney's payroll and they over-write anything that doesn't meet Disney's ESG compliance checklist.
You got a source on that, chief?
>nu nerds unironically made up an entire race and religion because some armor looked cool
They were George's contemporaries, who he later contracted for the Shadows project.
The design was intended to represent an army of Super Stormtroopers but after how much the original suit cost to make it became a one-off bounty hunter design. So the design ending up representing an entire race with countless examples is closer to the original intention.
Lucas decided to expand the lore, flesh out the universe around background characters in the original movies.
Mandalorians evolved into space samurai to the Jedi space ninja.
Except Lucas didn't do it, he didn't give a fuck for the most part so he handed it off to other writers telling them they could go write all the fan-fic they wanted but if he ever got bored he could change or disregard anything they wrote if he wanted to
Mandalorians are space crusaders, hence the helmet.
Mandalorians are more germanic hunter-knights & teutan/templar holy knights
Better to remember how we got here
I remember this autist.
>After this shit, I don't care anymore
Nothing worse than time proving all your fears true
A lot of the early EU comes directly from things that were in Lucas' draft scripts that he would talk about with writers.
Vader's being a burn victim.
Coruscant being a planetwide city.
Mandalorians being a martial cult and a traditional enemy of the Jedi.
Sith being an internal schism within the Jedi.
Sith being defeated by their own selfish infighting.
All shit that originates from George but only saw the light of day in the EU.
It eventually degrades into a terrible game of telephone but George is the ultimate source for a lot of this stuff before it got weird 20, 30, 40 years later.
I am kinda over watching shows where the supposed male protagonist is a side character who gets constantly rescued or told what to do by mary sue strong wyman.
that's the entire disney streaming platform
That’s the entire television and movie landscape right now. When was the last show where a male hero took care of himself or saved a damsel?
You know, the most watched show on television that the media doesn’t want you to talk about
I heard they’re slipping the agitprop into newer episodes after it got a reputation for being anti-woke.
Nah, they just killed it rather than accept getting curbstomped again.
Same thing that happened with Rosanne.
>When was the last show where a male hero took care of himself or saved a damsel?
They'll never be able to do that because girl power ideology, even if it makes the villains look like morons.
Disney sure knows how to destroy a brand
OMG LIGHTSABERS ARE SO COOL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE ARE MY LGTBAIJK CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!
The real start of Nu Wars was that shit MMO that killed Kotor and added gays
It didn't have gays at launch, they added them after Disney took over.
>sarlacc vs krayt dragon
So who wins?
I forgot how absolute awful cringe EU has become.
>Bad season two
>Expect people to watch Boba Fett
>Add baby Yeed again
No surprise there.
>normies go fucking crazy for baby yoda
>take him out of the show
>expect people to keep watching
I don't get it, they didn't think people actually liked Star Wars as a franchise right?
>the finale of S2, which was the single most successful bit of fan service disney ever made for star wars, has yeed go off with Luke
>in S3 he’s back, and if you want to find out why you have to watch the ginger step child of the franchise
What could go wrong?
turns out releasing a season 3 like 6 years later leads to people being bored. Wtf has happened to yearly seasons? People used to turn shit out like every 9 months there was a new season, now there's at minimum 2-3 years between seasons
These are big budget shows. So more like mini movies. Actors are trying to do other work as well, so scheduling conflicts. On the Star Wars shows it seems they keep repeating the same mistake of boring no action mid episodes. Katie's acting is wooden as shit. Almost like she is phoning it in despite she doesn't have anything else going in her limited career.
> Katie's acting is wooden as shit. Almost like she is phoning it in
Yeah no shit imagine the material she has to work with
They should cut their losses and sell star wars already
pedo pascal (he/him) is a pedophilia advocate
Why the fuck is every tv show so fucking decompressed? A movie on average is 2 hours, they (usually) are able to tell a story with a beginning, middle and end in that time unless they're setting up for a sequel. Each episode of this show is an hour long and there's like 10 episodes in a season and NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS. Fuck sake, bring back serialized storytelling. This shit is so mind numbingly boring.
I liked the first two seasons, but I think Grogu is back in the new one even though that arc should already be over and it makes me not want to see it.
Selling toys is the main goal after all.
even the goyslopers aren't having none of disney's flavorless paste
i liked when mando wasn't in the show for 45 minutes, great episode
>season takes two years to come out
>two bad shows released before it
>forcing the show to tie into Boba Fett
>having no idea where to take the story
>first episode is filler
I don't watch Star Wars, but I've read a post about this show.
One anon posted how, basically, the Star Wars show had a conclusion with the protagonist giving a baby to a jedi in the last episode of season 2. To me this is similar to Thanos killing half of the universe and going to watch the sunset in another planet in Infinity War.
So, something like capeshit pretty much had a final episode and then Star Wars had a final episode, but Disney decided to keep going and now no one cares because it feels like filler.
If I can explain it to you.
The obvious thing to do at the end of S2 was to focus on the mandalorian without the baby for a season and to do a proper reunion scene later. Problem? Baby yoda was too fucking popular with normies, so they were afraid to remove him from the show (they could've done a parallel story between the Baby jedi training and Mando doing his bounty shit). So, to start the S3 with the baby, they added Madalorian episodes in the Boba Fett show with a reunion scene after being away from each other for like one episode. The funniest shit about this? They started the S3 without any introduction/flashback from the Boba show to explain why mando and baby are together again.
Yeed being popular is only half the problem.
The other half is Luke, or more accurately the exec’s seething hatred of both him and the fans’ enduring affection for him, combined with the narrative wasteland the ST created around him.
If Yeed is with Luke, they have to find a way to give fanservice, while resisting the urge to commit early character assassinations, and making sure nobody thinks Yeed is going to be around for space columbine. That last part is, I think, a major reason disney panicked and shoved it into booba rather than early S3; potential years of dead yeed theories, or worse, retcon theories, were too much for them to bear.
Luke is space Jesus, and you know how much ~~*they*~~ hate him.
What the fuck did Disney think was going to happen? They ended Season 2 on a high note with the promise of a new development arc for Mando, having to see him grow while him and Grogu are apart and then we can look forward to a heartfelt reunion at the end of Season 3 or 4.
And what did they do? They backpedaled on that immediately. They backpedalled so hard that they didn't even wait until the first episode of Season 3 to double backward on separating Mando and Grogu. We got not just 1 but 2 absolute dogshit Star Wars shows. Andor was generally considered a pretty good show, and nobody watched it because people are burned out on Star Wars.
Frankly, Mandalorian Season 3 has so much going against it that I'm amazed the ratings aren't even lower. If I had actually watched all of Obi-Wan I would have probably quit Star Wars again. And imagine the disappointment of the people who are actually paying for this shit. Audiences aren't as stupid as people think. They will put up with a lot but they know when they're being cheated.
Kenobi was the straw that broke the camel's back
If they managed to fuck up such a free slam dunk they'll never make anything worthwhile again
every star wars headline since 2017 has just been
>disney is disappointed with...
Millions are boycotting until Cara Dune comes back.
I could easily torrent all these star wars shows if I really wanted to. Look, I just added a bunch of them with magnet links. Now I'm going to delete them without watching. I have hours of "entertainment" at my fingertips, nothing is stopping me, and I'd rather shitpost in this abysmal website than watch even one minute of this shit I can easily get for free any time I want.
the forces of woke are retreating
time to advance
last episode was muh capitalism BAD
so no surprise there
No Cara Dune no watch from me
> Carasynthia Dune got a job and went to some other planet offscreen (where she died)
Kenobi and Boba were so shit they probably killed the viewership.
The first two episodes of the new season were *shit* with buffoonish writing. Literally more emotional depth in this season of Bad Batch, a literal all-ages cartoon. Was expecting more timekiller on episode 3.
Just watched it, but I think... 75% as good as Andor. Just a little bit more predictable and little bit less good acting in its main plotline. Hopefully they keep it up.
I liked season 1. Season 2 had some rough patches with all the "epic" cameos, but it was still otherwise a good time. Boba Fett and Kenobi were trash, but I can't say I was consistently bored with them. They had their moments, and even when they were shitty it was kind of funny. I cannot begin to express how fucking boring season 3 has been so far. Nothing interesting is being done with the characters; hell, half the time literally nothing is happening besides going from point A to point B. The writers on Andor should also thank the writers on episode 3 for showing how much fucking better Andor was at dealing with political intrigue. Mandalorian needs to stay in its lane, because whoever is writing it is fucking terrible at anything other than episodic stuff.
>The writers on Andor should also thank the writers on episode 3 for showing how much fucking better Andor was at dealing with political intrigue
I liked episode 3 for what it was, but it says a lot that I didn't miss Mando or Bo Kotan whatsoever. This season just feels aimless, and not in an episodic way. Just confused.
Starwars always changed the story for fan service. In the first one Darth was a lackey of Tarkin, like a medieval knight under the command of an aristocracy. The second one was the best one despite retconning everything and going even sillier than the first.
What I like most about the Mandalorian is how it sometimes creates a similar impression of a world as the first one, with the empire as an aristocracy that tries to justify itself instead of thinking of themselves as literally the evil side. It's a feeling of the world being real and alive, full of actual people not cartoons like in the prequals.
I LITERALLY WATCH FOR SHEE WHO WAS BANNED
BRING HER BACK
Does anyone else think the helmet thing is just stupid and gay now? Like this shit wasn’t even a thing before mandolorian season 1. Now they act like it the main way of the mando.
>clone wars cartoon
>sabine just gives bo katan the darksaber and nobody gives a shit
>has to be earned in combat now because ????
>expecting consistency and continuity from fagloni
That's literally the point, nobody wanted to follow Bo-Katan because she was handed the darksaber by Sabine with no fighting, lots of mandalorians were actually considering Sabine the rightful ruler.
their fault for taking like 4 years since last season, the few zoomies that cared got too old for the show
probably saw boba fett was shit, kenobi was shit and lost hope. i know i did the moment i saw the trailer for season 3 of a show i actually liked and discovered i had to watched boba fett's stupid fucking season to understand how grogu and mando were together again. it's cobbled together nonsense to make spin offs and the episode 3 is the last one i will have watched of the series. i do not give two fucks about origin story of the first order or anything about the corrupt/incompetent new republic or whatever the fuck they are going for. mando's season 3 should have just been him growing more in grogu's absence or just have ended in season 2.
>don't watch the book of boba shet
>grogu isn't with luke anymore
>they didn't explain anything in the recap
Bet Gunn had to do something with it.
Its probably not even the mandalorian its all of Disney's other shit like that full blown anti white proud family thing. I just pirate it and I'm bugging the shit out of any friends and family offering to setup media servers for them so everyone I know who has it stops paying that fucking gay company.
No Gina no watch
Imagine the day when mando gets cancelled like willow
The doctor story literally adds nothing to the story
>The doctor story literally adds nothing to the story
It's trying to justify the sequel trilogy and make the Republic evil, which destroys the sequel trilogy even harder.