Anyone notice with the new timeline, films that never existed before are appearing in reality. Like this, for instance. I would have heard of it due to its unique premise. It didn't exist in my timeline at all. Post more movies ITT that are new in this timeline.
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due to partial amnesia and discord-sowing psyops, most days I can't tell fiction from reality.
Not a problem because I'm already brain damaged in the first place eh. So it's a tie
schizo?
The Mandullah effect, nothing but no memories.
mhmm
>I would have heard of it due to its unique premise.
You don't know how much you don't know
A big one I had was Secret Window with Johnny Depp.
Let me tell you a really long story that's probably kind of boring. Back in the early-to-mid 2000s, I went to virgin megastore (or a very similar store that opened in the same location after it closed, hard to remember) with my family. And they said I could get any film I wanted.
So I looked around and saw Secret Window. Now I was like 13, give or take. So I wasn't allowed to buy a 15-rated film or my mum would get mad. Secret Window was rated 12, and it was advertised as a horror starring Johnny Depp on the dvd cover. Now I'd never heard of the film and it wasn't advertised, just mixed in with every other random film/show.
So I thought it would be a fun little film.
I get it, we go home yadayadayada. Next day I wake up and whip out my personal dvd player and pop it in to watch by myself. I enjoyed it but it was a bit of a slog and not very violent/scary (which was to be expected but it had its moments). Eventually I realise that the film has been going on for a really long time. By the time I finished, it was dark out and between 4 and 6 hours had passed. I was very confused. I later look into it and find out that it was actually an obscure miniseries but the dvd had arranged all the episodes into one long continuous film.
I chuckle at my mistake and that's the end of that. Barely think about it for the next 15-20 years since no one has heard of it, nevermind talks about it.
So imagine my fricking surprise when people start mentioning it as one Depp's best films from that period and wikipedia says it's a 90 minute film that had a wide release. I'm very fricking confused. So I feel I must've been mistaken and got the title confused. Except Depp hasn't starred in any horror miniseries. So I think, "maybe it was a different actor". But here's the thing, I specifically recall that it being based on a Stephen King book was one of the reasons I picked it out because I had recently started reading him.
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I checked the filmographies of so many other actors who I might've gotten Depp confused with. Nada.
I checked every single Stephen King adaptation that's ever made. Zilch.
I don't know what happened to that dvd since it was 15-20 years ago but it might still be somewhere theoretically.
Apparently the universe just decided to make an obscure miniseries into a major studio feature for shit all reason except to frick with me.
And yes, I do recall the plot vaguely and it matches up with the film
Are you thinking of The Ninth Gate? Their covers look similar and it's over two hours long, vaguely similar character played by Depp, deep brooding mysterious character
>Let me tell you a really long story that's probably kind of boring
no
I believe you.
Thanks fren
nah bro I had Secret Window on VHS as a kid, mini-series wouldn't fit on VHS
Back then a miniseries like you’re describing would be separated onto at least two DVDs. Bullshit story is bullshit.
This is actually a very good point. I don't know the answer to this. It's kind of messing with my head moreso now.
I assume it was only one dvd because I feel like I would remember having to change the dvd halfway through and the only film I remember doing that with back then was lord of the rings.
But I also strongly remember my humorous surprise at learning that it was a miniseries and that's why it took so long to watch.
The obvious answer is that I just misremembered but I don't know how to explain how vividly I remember learning it was a miniseries or realising several hours had passed by the time I finished.
Secret Window is totally a slog. Me, my brother, and a friend used to put it on late at night to see who could stay up longest and I always lost.
This could be it tbh but it feels a bit fricky
No, pretty certain I've never seen that film. The plot details of Secret Window add up with what I remember, though I must admit there is definitely a fair amount of overlap with Red Rose.
You got your butthole touched
I think you are mixing up Secret Window with Red Rose (an actual mini-series based on a King book).
I actually have my own story like that, but instead of a movie, it was a whole media franchise.
So in my house, we recently bought a pirate box that has like every channel ever, plus a couple apps with recent theater releases. So I was channel surfing one day when I stumble across a channel showing a anime show I didn't recognize featuring a girl riding a "magical spaceship" that looked like a giant with Orb, so I press the little info button on my controller to get a synopsis of the anime, and I get the tittle "Magically Accurate In Space" and nothing else.
This puzzled me, so I pick up my phone and google Magically Accurate in Space and the first result is for a Shmup game series that goes by that name, looking at the images tab I see screenshots from the game, with the typical high detail spriteworks common from that era and a portrait of the MC that looked like a typical 80s anime boy. Funnily enough, the anime I was watching wasn't based on that first series but on a "sequel series" made for the PS2 with a more "moe" artstyle and starring a girl character instead.
So, alright I let this slip, but then the next day I look up Magically Accurate in Space and get nothing.
>I think you are mixing up Secret Window with Red Rose
Okay, this could be a thing but it also doesn't make sense.
So back when I first discovered that Secret Window was apparently a relatively short film, I assumed I must have the wrong title in my head and Red Rose is very similar to other theoretical titles I thought it might be. The reason I never settled on that miniseries is because it starred no one famous and I was so sure that the only reason I bought the dvd was because it did (I questioned if I was confusing Depp for another actor but struggled to think of what other famous actors from around then I might confuse him with).
Maybe though. I might have looked at Secret Window and bought Red Rose. I might've heard that Red Rose was a miniseries and used it to explain Secret Window
I didn't fall asleep. I'm certain of that. It's more likely to me that it just felt longer than it was and the sun set during that time, reinforcing the belief. But I'm pretty sure I checked the time which was when I realised.
Johnny Depp? Just looked him up. Didn't exist in my timeline.
>starts with "well I don't remember this thing"
>writes like an autistic tardo
>somehow the cassette had 6 hour straight of a tv series with the breaks between episodes edited out
homie you fell asleep and thought it lasted longer
more like I WANT TO SUCK THOSE BOOBAS AND DO HER WITH MY THING
>The film was ill-received at the Cannes Film Festival, after which the studio demanded the movie be recut. Hartley refused, and Coppola supported him. These events, and the September 11 attacks, complicated the relation with the studio. The release, in early 2002, was a low-key affair; after two weeks, only three screens showed the film. It went to home video within months.
Whoa, what a mystery!
I feel like most mandela effect stuff is simply not knowing something or misrememory of an event.
For many years I tried to find the name of an arcade game I used to play. Could never find it. Then one day I browse /vr/ and theres a thread for ID'ing old games. I post what i remember about this old game. Turns out for years i had merged two games into one. Alien Storm and Killer Robots From Dimemsion X. The reason? The cabinets were next to each other.
Basically human memory is pretty vague and malleable.
Yep, 99% of the time the “Mandela effect”is simply conflating two different things with each other.
Yeah. This is like the whole Kazaam and Shazam shit which if it wasn't a joke sad because the movie Houseguest came out a couple months before Kazaam and was advertised around the same time.
It's just people being homosexuals
>misrememory
Haha
Well, while looking through old dvds, I just discovered that this film exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_(2009_live-action_film)
>Nine is a 2009 romantic musical drama film directed and produced by Rob Marshall and written by Michael Tolkin and Anthony Minghella.
>Daniel Day-Lewis
>Marion Cotillard
>Penélope Cruz
>Nicole Kidman
>Judi Dench
>Kate Hudson
I remember it. It was a notorious bomb and considered one of DDL’s worst performances.
I saw this when I was getting into ddl. It sucks. Idk what they were thinking, u can't remake 8 1/2, no matter how.
I remember that it was Frank Oz who created the Yoda puppet, but no it's actually Stuart Freeborn, Frank Oz just manipulated the puppet.
Oz also does the voice so that’s an understandable thing to think.
I remember reading about it in fangoria like 20 years ago but never actually watched the film. maybe I'll do that now.
Nah, this one exists. I remember watching it as a kid
Didn't know what the frick was it about tho.
I think the girl died in the plane crash
In fifteen years, you will be able to type a movie premise into a textbox and have an algorithm generated 100% complete movie with any set of 'actors' you can think of ready to watch as soon as you press enter.
Yeah,as long as its compliant with current year morals and politics. Even text generators are censored because people were using it as e-girl harem simulators. Any ''movie'' you will get out of that tech will make a modern star wars movie look like Lawrence of Arabia in terms of entertainment.
>muh deep fakes
Cringe
Can't wait to watch more Dalton Bonds
That's literally how our current reality operates except the average person usually doesn't have enough self-esteem to approach the actors they like to initiate a storyline with them
>Sarah Polley
based
Watch her documentary about her family.
why
People can hardly remember what they did 5 minutes ago.
I'm pretty sure I would've remembered this back when it came out. Definitely not from this timeline.
Saw it in the theater. Showtime actually got a wide release, unlike OP’s example which was shunted off to home video by the studio.
Why does the poster looks so awfully Photoshoped?
It's like everyone single aspect of the characters come from a different model
Because shitty pastiche has been an editing technique since computers were a pile of punchcards
>it's actually real
holy shit, I truly thought that you had made a fake poster for a nonexistent film
You're clearly just too young to have seen it when it released. I can remember the final scene all these years later.
i remember watching this movie over and over again on canal+
remember secret window also, about johnny deep with blond hand hanging out in a cabin
I worked in a video store during the period this was "released". Never heard of it before despite stocking lots of obscure titles. Re. Mandela effects – reality isn't what people think it is. It's more like an infinite mind with all possible outcomes calculated simultaneously and existing side by side as reality frames. Nothing really changes, everything is static and the only thing that moves is our awareness, or what Shaman's refer to as our "assemblage point", which jumps from one reality frame to another based on our actions and beliefs. When you encounter a true Mandela Effect, it means you've shifted your assemblage point far enough removed from your original base reality that you start to notice the inconsistencies. Normally consciousness orchestrates a narrative or bridge of events as we move from one reality frame to the next, so most of the time we don't even notice the leap.
>its unique premise
Which is?
holy hecking booberinos!!! why did no one tell me Sara Stanley was this stacked?!
Nah man I watch this movie long ago. Its really fricking weird
based on OP's logic that just means that you were already a part of this timeline
I remember this, but I've pined for Sarah Polley for decades.
what is she wearing
I have this on dvd bro from an ex like ten years ago, think about watching it from time to time
is there any nudity in it?
Mr. Stewart please
it's a legitimate question, and IMDB provides no parent's guide, though it is rated R
On the grass
>misremember something
>omg, we’re living in an alternate reality! The timeline shifted!
Why are /x/ schizos like this?
Because I'm special and have infallible memory and the universal dimension shift revolves entirely around me
There's an enormous number of indie, dtv and made for tv movies out there. Some of them are bound to fall through the cracks.
I know what you mean though. I thought I'd heard of all the major low budget scifi movies from the 80's and 90's but I'd never seen Death Machine even mentioned until it turned up on VUDU, which is crazy given how comparatively well-made it is and how iconic the bot actually looks.
True.
How many people here have seen ‘Persons Unknown’ ?
It’s not available for streaming, though it aired on HBO years ago.
Netflix supposedly has it on dvd.
That movie sucked ass
Really? Looks it’s about a killer swiss army knife
‘No Such Thing’ starred Sarah Polley, who had been in that movie about the school bus accident, that also included an incest subplot.
The movie was directed by Hal Hartley, whois and was sort of an obscure Canadian art house film director.
I remember when the film turned up at my art video rental place, and I dort of recall that the gilm might have aired on Sundance or IFC back when both channels focused on art house movies, rather than the more popular stuff they later started airing.
Hal Hartley is nartied to the female star of ‘Tokyo Decadence’ for those who are unaware.
The sad thing is, in no universes he will choose me.... : )
No i remember this movie going years back. never saw it because it looked terrible
I'm pretty sure C.H.U.D. didn't exist in the real timeline. Now you have all these bots crawling around and expecting non-NPC's to get the reference.
zoomer pleb
>hmm there is the possibility that this film was obscure and I just never heard of it
>no no, it is far more likely that the time line is shifting to create more movies from the past
>but I still find out years later