marathoned the first 15 minutes of this
are you supposed to hope all these girls die or is it just me?
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marathoned the first 15 minutes of this. are you supposed to hope all these girls die or is it just me?
Amazing! You can watch this ten times and still find something fun.
It's a great movie if the end credits would have rolled 5 seconds after the crash.
>hehe the car crash during kill bill filming was totally unvoluntary I totally don't have a car crash fetichism...
>the part in this webm
where a severed leg flies out the window
i bet tarantula has had a wet dream where this happens and the foot lands in his mouth as he walks past
He would suck on that foot and jack off, Ted Bund style. You know he would.
*Bundy. Damn typo.
The stuntdriver aka tarantulas self insert was originally supposed to sit on the hood of his car and jerk off after killing the girls in the crash but it got changed.
Damn...I never thought about that. Somebody should look into his past and see if he was ever involved in any questionable car crashes before he was famous.
don't forget when vincent crashed into the dealer's house in pulp fiction. that was tarantino own car, btw
That's crazy. You know the scene before that when Vincent is with Lance buying the heroin, he tells him somebody keyed his car? Well the story behind that is Butch keyed the car after Vince disrespected him when they met in that bar. Well, that makes no sense, right? Because they just met and exchanged no more than a couple words. How would Butch know which car in the parking lot belongs to a complete stranger?
Despite this, Tarantino still felt the need to film a scene of Bruce Willis scratching his own car that had no business being in the movie. It's so weird.
maybe some tax write-off shit? tortilla pays himself more than his car is worth for the use of it in the movie and then buys himself an upgrade with the profits
That's what I always figured but that's before I was privy to the car-abuse fetish.
>Because they just met and exchanged no more than a couple words.
vincent insulted twice, though
>How would Butch know which car in the parking lot belongs to a complete stranger?
maybe he asked the barman. also, there was no one else in the bar
>Tarantino still felt the need to film a scene of Bruce Willis scratching his own car that had no business being in the movie
kinda like watching a stranger fricking your own wife, isn't it? i don't remember that being shown in the movie btw. maybe it was a deleted scene?
>maybe he asked the barman. also, there was no one else in the bar
The barman was actually one of Marcellus' hitters. He replaces Jules as Vince's partner when Jules retires. You see them together when Marcellus is telling them to find Butch. Doubt he would have just pointed Vince's car out to Butch and thought nothing of it. And Jules and Marcellus were also in the bar. Also Jules and Vincent took a cab to that bar after that thing at Jimmy's house (still wearing Jimmy's old clothes) to meet Marcellus so their cars being at particular bar at that time is not even necessary to the plot.
> i don't remember that being shown in the movie btw. maybe it was a deleted scene?
No it wasn't in the movie. It's lost footage. They filmed it with no intention of the putting it in the movie after they realized it didn't make sense. But for the sake of "authenticity" QT insisted that the car have the scratch Vincent described and insisted Butch do the scratching and it be on film.
>No it wasn't in the movie. It's lost footage. They filmed it with no intention of the putting it in the movie after they realized it didn't make sense. But for the sake of "authenticity" QT insisted that the car have the scratch Vincent described and insisted Butch do the scratching and it be on film.
neat, didn't know that
yeah and?
Why didn't Tarantula keep the prop?
Never realized how totaled the leg got.
Is everyone ok?
I too thought the girls in this were unconscionably annoying and I wanted to punch each and every one of them really hard straight in the nose. If Tarantino thought he was making them cool, he failed miserably.
Didn't Robert Rodriguez write the script for this one? It's not like he was even writing in his own style, he tried to imitate Tarantino and failed miserably. Planet Terror is better because Tarantino wrote that one and Rodriguez directed.
You watched fifteen minutes of a film uninterrupted!? Good job anon! Mummy must be proud
i took a few Cinemaphile breaks
This whole movie can be explained into existence by the fact that Tarrantino loves 70s trash & wanted to bang that one kiwi chick
the kiwi from the second round of girls? she's average at best and can't act for shit
the whole time her and the black girl are talking, i'm thinking it's a conversation meant for samuel ll jackson and john tavolta, except the actresses have neither the charisma or acting chops
Yep, exactly that one. But she was smart and didn't give up the goodies right away. So QT had to bring her back for Hateful Eight to finally get a taste of dat ass
>death proof (2007)
>the hateful eight (2015)
he simped after that mediocre pussy for at least 8 years? sad
He's an obsessive, it shows in his work. Part of the reason people either really love, or despise, his movies
>she's average at best and can't act for shit
that's because she's a stuntwoman, not an actress
i only like it because the cars go vroom
I like Zoe she is likeable but yeah shes not a good actress.
Death Proof is seriously her best role
>that feel where no sequel where Stuntman Bob comes to avenge Stuntman Mike and the redneck they left Mew with is the hero
>and the redneck they left Mew with is the hero
hope he ended up fricking her, whether she agreed to it or not
I will never understand why people like this movie outside of Kurt Russell being effortlessly cool. All of the girls in the film are either moronic, bawds, or a mix of both. By the end of it I was rooting for Mike to run them off the road or at least get away but nope, gotta have the girl power moment when they all team up & beat toxic masculinity up. Give me a frickin break, pure dirt
It’s far from being his worst movie but it still isn’t good. I remember it being over hated when it first came out but now it’s solidly overrated
When I watched this movie, I got the idea that the overwhelmingly irredeemable and annoying female cast were that way on purpose to increase the satisfaction of the final kill.
First half I was satisfied, second half I was severely disappointed and annoyed.
yeah the first half was moody and mysterious but the second half was just intentionally bad action schlock. huge letdown and easily qt's worst
It's not his worst when Django, Brown and America exist in his catalog.
rose mcgowan's character was the only slightly sympathetic female
Let's be fair here the 2nd group of girls if only by a small margin are slightly more likeable than the first group
>3 women portrayed as courageous badasses for killing the evil serial murderer
>3 women beforehand just traded their friend to some rapist hick for the car
The women in the second half all deserved that car tire ripping their faces off. Just as demented as Kurt Russell was
>getting mad over a fictional character being put in awkward situation for comedic relief written by a man just because the characters in it are women
We've achieved peak chud.
Don’t play dumb, it was clear the guy was a rapist, at the least a pervert
They actually killed him in the original ending script. They go back & rescue mew & headshot the farmer.
>headshot the farmer
did they stop off for bullets? pretty sure she emptied her clip
>marathoned
>15 minutes
illiterate monkey
hoping for the entire cast to die as soon as they open their mouths is part of the tarantino experience
He does usually kill off a few stars, not just the no-names. So it's always a possibility.
>willing to have a 100mph head on collision that results in busted collarbone, ribs and fingers
>cries like a b***h after a gunshot wound
>has a reinforced "indestructible" car
>runs away instead of totaling the other car
>15 minutes
hope you were watching that with a splitscreen of GTA V gameplay, or subway surfers, otherwise you might have a brain overload
>15 minutes marathon
Wow, crazy! How do you do that?
It, thy dip, tis but a meme.
All I remember is Kurt Russells' character being a huge pussy who constantly cried and whimpered, it was weird.
it was fricking stupid how the badass stuntman suddenly turned into a blubbering mess, like he didn't have a big scar on his face and pain isn't a regular occurrence of his profession
>He's suppose to be ok with being shot, which requires medical attention, which will probably result in him being arrested, if he isn't killed before that, because he does le epin stunts.
m8 somebody in that industry should have a high tolerance for pain and he also would've been amped up on adrenaline
confirmed for sheltered homosexual
No one is immune to the pain from a bullet you fricking idiot.
But the pain isn't even the main issue; He's looking at either death or arrest in the face, he's completely fricked from the point he got shot onward, he has no realistic way out, even if he were le epin feel no pain badass you want him to be.
I had this synopsis for a movie called "Gayproof". It was about this guy who overcompensated with being macho in order to convince himself that he wasn't gay. He'd lure people into his car and bombard the passenger with homosexual imagery and paraphernalia, while the driver's side was protected from such. The tagline was: "It's not your way, it's your gay".
I remember watching this in the theater in Korea and everyone hated the ending.
>premise of the movie is literally "slasher film, but instead of a knife, IT'S A CAR, LMAO"
>midwits overanalyzing it like it's their PhD thesis
Guy who's still mad that Hillary Clinton called him a deplorable eight years ago:
>let me tell why gunshots don't hurt