francine canonically had sex with a thousand different men
plus she got pregnant with someone else's child behind her husband's back and Stan was the bad guy for being mad about both of those things
lois fricked a Black person as well as cheated on peter with bill clinton and had an abortion but objectively francine is much worse, being a cheery blonde doesn't help that fact
>Lisa on the side!
i like that you want to frick the step daughter. it's the only reason to date incel moms. but lisa is a horrible mate that offers nothing
I checked out of all these shows like a decade ago. But Louis got worse as a person and a mother with every season. Her family being rich is a plus, but her parents would probably hate you and not give you a bunch of cash. Marge is a good mother, but boring as a person. Also those two have some annoying ass voices.
Are ANY of them loyal? I know these specific ones are trashy cartoons but it seems like media in general always has a "character cheats but gets forgiven because deep down they weally wuv each other" plot
I'm fricking moronic I GENUINELY thought it was about who you'd rather marry assuming their husband's didn't exist, not who you'd rather bang. I can't BELIEVE I actually thought that. It feels kind of good to be reminded that I'm actually a somewhat wholesome person though.
>I GENUINELY thought it was about who you'd rather marry assuming their husband's didn't exist, not who you'd rather bang
can't the husband exist... we just got to take him out of the picture if you know what i mean.
i freely admit; i would make sure some ( accident) takes care of roger rabbit to get my hands on jessica rabbit
Francine always felt the most ride or die to me, and although I haven't watched any of these shows in a while, I felt like she was the one with most characterization, whereas Lois/Marge seemed a lot more constrained by their role of "I am the main characters wife".
Francine is a giga prostitute in her past canonically, which is great if you have a huge ntr fetish like me. She did abandon Stan to save face in that episode where he was revisiting his childhood trauma of his friend betraying him on Halloween.
Lois is moderately whorish but b***hier, and she was in a porno. She's the most open to infidelity
Marge is just Marge and somehow the worst option despite being on paper the best.
I'd choose Francine since she's dumb as a fricking doorknob, and saying she's not completely stupid depends on your fricking definition of completely. She's easier to manipulate compared to the other two
Marge is the only one who isn't a massive prostitute or a moron. Marge is the one you wife. You can frick either Lois or Francine. I'd personally go with Francine because Lois has been shagging a fat slob who can't take care of himself.
I don't think Marge has ever betrayed Homer, ahe almost did with the bowling guy but she stopped that shit before it got too far and once she was having wet dreams with Flanders.
Hommer winning the pulitzer prize has been mentioned in several episodes, so the episode in which he gets the prize must therefore ne canon, in that episode she sleeps with Homers German Clone
I think it depends on how far into each shows' seasons you go. They're all bad if we're talking up to now, but they were all more mild in the earlier seasons before they got flanderized/the writers ran out of ideas and decided to ruin characters.
American Dad is the only one that has any canon/coherent storyline, the others even if they try a little is just random gags and whatever happened in previous episodes is just going to be changed.
Francine always felt the most ride or die to me, and although I haven't watched any of these shows in a while, I felt like she was the one with most characterization, whereas Lois/Marge seemed a lot more constrained by their role of "I am the main characters wife".
I'm just saying, I think Lois would be a life-changing frick. Literally a neurotic New Englander israelite prostitute archetype taken to its most ontological form. That's the kind of lay that makes a man change religions. Her Hebrew ham flappers would be so influential upon me someone could ask who controls the banks and I'd say the Congolese.
>lois
Annoying nasally blacked roasty >Francine
Annoying dumb roasty with an obscene amount of baggage >Marge
Talented and loving trad wife that married a fat weak moron
Francine, and it's not even a contest. >likes anal >likes being spanked >likes having her feet licked and toes sucked >likes getting rimmed >wears a diaper around a halloween >still pumps out breast milk >Is canon attractive, expect when she doesnt do her routines. >doesnt like ethnic people at museums
Marge was the only one that was a virgin when she met her husband so Homer wins in terms of choosing a wife. As they are now, Francine would probably be the best and you would likely get away with it because Stan is a gigacuck.
Francine >>>>>>> Louise >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marge
francine canonically had sex with a thousand different men
plus she got pregnant with someone else's child behind her husband's back and Stan was the bad guy for being mad about both of those things
lois fricked a Black person as well as cheated on peter with bill clinton and had an abortion but objectively francine is much worse, being a cheery blonde doesn't help that fact
Francine likes to be spanked, best wife
First = Best
There's a reason why Francine has the biggest rose garden
FMK
Peggy Hill
Die out
https://derpibooru.org/2217720
What, that's it? Sad.
YOU'LL BE FRICKING HANGED
You guys still post about the barney thing? It's been like 5 fricking years
The trannies from kiwifarms do their little mlp samegay routine to try and prune threads they dont like
kys
none
Beth
ew dude you know she has this big ole flabby vegana, just look at her attitude
Its Francine by a good mile
Marry fran
Kill marge
Frick Lois
Marge is the least attractive of the three
?
Marge
Damn this is some terrible art.
when it comes to Marge, the worse the art the hotter she gets
Marge because that b***h puts up with anything. Also, Lisa on the side!
>Lisa on the side!
Dilate
>anyone who isn't a pedophile is a troony
Cope and KYS pedo freak.
>Lisa on the side!
i like that you want to frick the step daughter. it's the only reason to date incel moms. but lisa is a horrible mate that offers nothing
Frannie all day every day
Francine, and it's not even close.
I checked out of all these shows like a decade ago. But Louis got worse as a person and a mother with every season. Her family being rich is a plus, but her parents would probably hate you and not give you a bunch of cash. Marge is a good mother, but boring as a person. Also those two have some annoying ass voices.
Pickles
Donna.
JungleFeverBros where we @
they are getting buck broken on the plantation 🙂
i dont think you can have junglefever if you are black
why did they do it?
Roberta is WAY hotter and she's real
Frick Francine
Frick Francine
Frick Francine
Kill Marge
Killfrick Lois
Frick Francine
You forgot to marry Francine ensuring a lifetime of fricking her
Are ANY of them loyal? I know these specific ones are trashy cartoons but it seems like media in general always has a "character cheats but gets forgiven because deep down they weally wuv each other" plot
>Guys it's very important for me to know if those married women are virtuous before I covet them
Man, that moral compass is all fricked up, eh?
I'm fricking moronic I GENUINELY thought it was about who you'd rather marry assuming their husband's didn't exist, not who you'd rather bang. I can't BELIEVE I actually thought that. It feels kind of good to be reminded that I'm actually a somewhat wholesome person though.
go in peace, mi fili
>I GENUINELY thought it was about who you'd rather marry assuming their husband's didn't exist, not who you'd rather bang
can't the husband exist... we just got to take him out of the picture if you know what i mean.
i freely admit; i would make sure some ( accident) takes care of roger rabbit to get my hands on jessica rabbit
Francine is a giga prostitute in her past canonically, which is great if you have a huge ntr fetish like me. She did abandon Stan to save face in that episode where he was revisiting his childhood trauma of his friend betraying him on Halloween.
Lois is moderately whorish but b***hier, and she was in a porno. She's the most open to infidelity
Marge is just Marge and somehow the worst option despite being on paper the best.
I'd choose Francine since she's dumb as a fricking doorknob, and saying she's not completely stupid depends on your fricking definition of completely. She's easier to manipulate compared to the other two
Marge is the only one who isn't a massive prostitute or a moron. Marge is the one you wife. You can frick either Lois or Francine. I'd personally go with Francine because Lois has been shagging a fat slob who can't take care of himself.
I don't think Marge has ever betrayed Homer, ahe almost did with the bowling guy but she stopped that shit before it got too far and once she was having wet dreams with Flanders.
Hommer winning the pulitzer prize has been mentioned in several episodes, so the episode in which he gets the prize must therefore ne canon, in that episode she sleeps with Homers German Clone
I think it depends on how far into each shows' seasons you go. They're all bad if we're talking up to now, but they were all more mild in the earlier seasons before they got flanderized/the writers ran out of ideas and decided to ruin characters.
Francine farts in the show. In fact I think she's done it a couple times. So her
Francine, not close.
Beth
Francine over the other two and it aint even close.
For sex? Francine
Marry Marge, Frick Francine, Kill Lois.
Marge
Episodes in which she's nude give her more of an hourglass figure.
American Dad is the only one that has any canon/coherent storyline, the others even if they try a little is just random gags and whatever happened in previous episodes is just going to be changed.
this isn't a bad thing, it's just what it is.
M > K > F
Francine always felt the most ride or die to me, and although I haven't watched any of these shows in a while, I felt like she was the one with most characterization, whereas Lois/Marge seemed a lot more constrained by their role of "I am the main characters wife".
I'm just saying, I think Lois would be a life-changing frick. Literally a neurotic New Englander israelite prostitute archetype taken to its most ontological form. That's the kind of lay that makes a man change religions. Her Hebrew ham flappers would be so influential upon me someone could ask who controls the banks and I'd say the Congolese.
post your hook nose
I'm a goy, I just like crazy israelite women.
Rhode Island women are so average that the Census polls them to see what average women are like.
Canonically Lois’ pussy stinks. Peter makes jokes about it all the time.
Selma
francines sister
and yoshi's mom
at the same time
Let's go for the hat trick
Frick Marge
Marry Lois
Kill whoever the other one is
MKF
>lois
Annoying nasally blacked roasty
>Francine
Annoying dumb roasty with an obscene amount of baggage
>Marge
Talented and loving trad wife that married a fat weak moron
this marge
Patrician
>any episode where Marge has her hair down
Francine is the best looking and the funniest.
Francine, and it's not even a contest.
>likes anal
>likes being spanked
>likes having her feet licked and toes sucked
>likes getting rimmed
>wears a diaper around a halloween
>still pumps out breast milk
>Is canon attractive, expect when she doesnt do her routines.
>doesnt like ethnic people at museums
Literally checks all boxes for me.
Hello sir do the dutiful
>no vore porn
Wilma
Betty is way hotter, like wtf.
How can anyone choose Marge or Lois when Francine is right there.
marge i guess. the other 2 are massive prostitutes who've fricked like the entire worlds population of men
shots shots shots shots shots every body!
I must have blown over a thousand loads over hyper thick marge with huge breasts and an extremely narrow waist
I dunno bros she just does it for me
Francine no question
Marry marge
Frick Francine
Kill lois
Marge was the only one that was a virgin when she met her husband so Homer wins in terms of choosing a wife. As they are now, Francine would probably be the best and you would likely get away with it because Stan is a gigacuck.
Francine is on a different level
Marge is boring and Lois is a b***h