My dad is "some dude" and is 72 years old. Full head of hair, in insanely good shape, he literally did a 80 kg (40 kg per hand) 100 m Farmer's Walk this morning.
Manson looks like the worst case scenario for a 60 year old.
My dad was in super good shape worked out every other day ate healthy no smoking no drugs a glass of wine or 2 every night and he died of cancer at age 74
>wake up in your embarassing halloween house >a quick breakfast of Mansinthe™ and donuts >put on your lipstick and your funny eye >dress yourself like a slovenly undertaker >a quick peek at the teenage girl locked in the hearse in your basement >wallet, phone, keys, spare makeup >check >quick look in the big gothic mirror by the front door >yep, looking Mandsome
it's time to start the day
It's funny to think about the fact that in today's world Marilyn Manson look like nothing special. In fact, he look quite normal compared to plenty of those leftoid commiefornia lunatics out there and trannies.
I always wonder how great the fat white dude and his black buddy felt. Like for the first time, they're the most normal people in a room and they're just reveling in it.
People reach a point where they style their appearance in one way for such a long time that they hate how they look without it, even if they look better like that.
he looks fine when hes not bloated from wine and painted like a macabre easter egg. but he and have massive egos and they want to be recognized at all times, so they keep up the freak show. both of them instantly become nobodies without their war paint. at least the cure is good, MM is absolute trash outside of the albums ghostwritten by nothing records artists
I think the difference here is that Robert doesn’t give a shit. I don’t think he feels forced to “look good” in his 60s. He keeps the goth look because he likes it and it’s just how he looks, even if he now looks more like a drunk grandma than a post-punk frontman
>I don’t think he feels forced to “look good” in his 60s. He keeps the goth look because he likes it and it’s just how he looks, even if he now looks more like a drunk grandma than a(n industrial metal) frontman
why doesnt that apply to manson?
I think it’s probably because Manson was much more about image than music. Back in the day he was more notorious for all the edgy shit he was doing and how he pissed of christians. Even his album covers were more notorious than most of his songs. He used to have this shocking and threatening persona, hence why it’s so weird to look at him now. He just looks funny and innofensive now. He probably doesn’t give a frick either tho.
You mean the rockstar who did speed, drank excessively, blow and fricked everything with a hole and a heartbeat aged horribly?? I do not believe it sir.
>constantly hear that Manson is super smart >you gotta read his writings >it will really make you think >finally look into it >basic b***h society is le hypocrite >the news and politicians is le bad
90 early 2000 was a weird time for how much we mythologized celebrities and their take on society
Very true. I think TPTB overplayed their hands by letting their pet celebs have a voice on a social media. Hurt them alot not they helped. I'm sure they will be more careful with the new crop of celebrities
yeah hard to tell because the image quality sucks but it looks like a facelift scar under his ear. i heard rumors that one reason he struggled with his weight was due to a medication he started taking, so it's interesting with the lawsuits and everything he's taking his image so seriously again, he could have gotten lipo at any time in his career.
the lawsuit against his ex is also pretty funny, she's spent the last several years alluding to him abusing her and bragging about all this evidence she has and is now desperately trying to prevent the case against her from going to trial so she doesn't have to admit she was lying about everything. i think one of the lawsuits has a tentative May 2024 trial date but that's if it goes that far.
does he never look in the mirror while he's putting on his devil lipstick and eyeshadow and be like >maybe im too much of a fat boomer to keep doing this?
he's always been ugly
>ugly
>fricked the most beautiful women at that time
How did he do it?
He listen to what they had to say, and that's what no one did.
underrated post
Guess that explains the look.
hehe
Bravo.
>the most beautiful women at that time
Who are you talking about
Rose McGowan
And Jenna Jameson, Dita Von Teese and Evan Rachel Wood.
>Evan Rachel Wood
lol loksmaxxis eternally btfo clearly money and fame rule all. just look at this dysgenic ugly frick
>Rose McGowan
>Jenna Jameson
one was a druggie, the other one a porn prostitute
By being rich and famous.
Didn't know he went out with the chick from westworld
The Black? She had nice breast
Nah Evan
Drugs. Obviously.
The answer is always fame and money you fricking idiots
He was a famous musician once. You could be obese and smell like shit, if you are a famous musician a bunch of women will frick you.
he's smart and charismatic.
And fat
he was over 6 feet tall
He beat the shit out of them if they refused
being a mutt icon, also most of those women are literal trash
1. He had money and fame.
2. All women are prostitutes except my mom.
Yeah but he used to be like cool ugly. Not senior citizen with renal failure ugly.
could be worse, he must be like 60 years old by now
My dad is "some dude" and is 72 years old. Full head of hair, in insanely good shape, he literally did a 80 kg (40 kg per hand) 100 m Farmer's Walk this morning.
Manson looks like the worst case scenario for a 60 year old.
>Manson looks like the worst case scenario for a 60 year old.
You not seeing enough 60 year olds then
>insanely good shape
then how is that supposed to prove any real point? go blow you're dad
My dad was in super good shape worked out every other day ate healthy no smoking no drugs a glass of wine or 2 every night and he died of cancer at age 74
fell for the wine meme
He's 54
Try 60 with alkie and coke bloat.
No wonder he’s so scared of muslims
Underrated noticing post
twink death be like
>wake up in your embarassing halloween house
>a quick breakfast of Mansinthe™ and donuts
>put on your lipstick and your funny eye
>dress yourself like a slovenly undertaker
>a quick peek at the teenage girl locked in the hearse in your basement
>wallet, phone, keys, spare makeup
>check
>quick look in the big gothic mirror by the front door
>yep, looking Mandsome
it's time to start the day
>put on tefillin and pray to money god
Amazingly he's a goy.
haha mandsome
what a life
yourself like a slovenly undertaker
this got me.
hes literally me
>mfw Mansinthe™ is real
jfc that's pathetic
you're just jealous
what does it taste like?
Like an egg in an old boot that was sitting in the sun for a few weeks. A brown egg.
10/10
>yep, looking Mandsome
uhh, based department?!
Giwtwm
He's just like me!
10/10
>a quick peek
Sounds based. Frick Trent Reznor
go back
he looked fairly decent until he started his own absinthe brand, he's been drunk pretty much all the time ever since and thus he got bloated
Hes just getting fat with age and not doing anything about it, he could work out
he looks like glenn beck
>the weak ones are here to justify the strong
It's funny to think about the fact that in today's world Marilyn Manson look like nothing special. In fact, he look quite normal compared to plenty of those leftoid commiefornia lunatics out there and trannies.
I don't know why you would photoshop this image, it was funny enough before
k
the ayylmao head getting longer every time is the best part
I always wonder how great the fat white dude and his black buddy felt. Like for the first time, they're the most normal people in a room and they're just reveling in it.
kek. I've never noticed them before. They must've had their confidence boosted sky high.
I look like all of them.
there's no way the conehead isn't shopped
it's exaggerated in this image but in the original it's still distractingly bald and bulbous
he has the same problem robert smith does. it's time to drop the makeup and silly goth shit it doesn't work when you're old and fat.
People reach a point where they style their appearance in one way for such a long time that they hate how they look without it, even if they look better like that.
i mean that guy just looks like a troony, Tom G Warrior still looks pretty cool with the goth look
at least robert hasn't fallen as far as literally drawing himself a jawline
he looks fine when hes not bloated from wine and painted like a macabre easter egg. but he and have massive egos and they want to be recognized at all times, so they keep up the freak show. both of them instantly become nobodies without their war paint. at least the cure is good, MM is absolute trash outside of the albums ghostwritten by nothing records artists
Unlike most celebs he can ditch the makeup, dress dadcore and go to the shops with no hassle from annoying fricks.
Is that Paul from The Wonder Years?
I think the difference here is that Robert doesn’t give a shit. I don’t think he feels forced to “look good” in his 60s. He keeps the goth look because he likes it and it’s just how he looks, even if he now looks more like a drunk grandma than a post-punk frontman
>I don’t think he feels forced to “look good” in his 60s. He keeps the goth look because he likes it and it’s just how he looks, even if he now looks more like a drunk grandma than a(n industrial metal) frontman
why doesnt that apply to manson?
I think it’s probably because Manson was much more about image than music. Back in the day he was more notorious for all the edgy shit he was doing and how he pissed of christians. Even his album covers were more notorious than most of his songs. He used to have this shocking and threatening persona, hence why it’s so weird to look at him now. He just looks funny and innofensive now. He probably doesn’t give a frick either tho.
>drop the goth look
>stop looking like yourself
It's not his fault everyone stole his look. He was dressing like that in the 70s.
Looks like that one aunt I only ever see at Christmas
gothgays either grow out of it or end up looking like old dykes. emogays too.
And they say men dont hit the wall
When you're ugly, getting old doesn't matter
Marilyn Manson is just emo Andrew Tate
White trash get down on your knees
Time for red wine and a wheel of brie
>I would do what no one else did to the wall. I would listen to it.
hes just fat bro
This looks like if they made a fifth Ophan movie with the same girl.
It’s because he’s so edgy. When you’re super edgy, it physically alters your genes. That’s what happened to Voldemort
I JUST SMELLED YOUR BRITCHES AND THEY'RE STINKY
>aging badly
ITS CALLED FRICKING FAT. 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% OF LOOKS/AGING ISSUES IS FRICKING FAT JFC
>D-D-D-Drugs
>they say, will help you get erections
I wn’t say a single word to them, b. I’d just listen good as shit. And that’s what no one did, bro
Most celebrities look like that without heavy makeup.
isn't he wearing heavy makeup?
That's from the peaches in heavy syrup.
I wouldn't say anything. I'd eat them, because I'm incredibly fat, because that's what nobody did.
You mean the rockstar who did speed, drank excessively, blow and fricked everything with a hole and a heartbeat aged horribly?? I do not believe it sir.
I just finished the old pope, I liked it ok. Is the new pope worth watching?
the new* pope ffs I just came from the druk thread
>enter
>ages gracefully
>still musically relevant
>makes music with bf
>happy family with hot wive
>oscars because
>still has a chin
stay mad brian
whats his secret
He doesn’t drink or do drugs, he eats healthy and exorcises frequently
> exorcises frequently
Based. Extremely based.
Manlet
Reznor is a gay?
mm always had a weird androgynous face
it worked with his persona but time has caught up
Puerto Rican prostitute
you just know
He looked like shit 15 years ago. Sticking to alcohol doesn’t work when you become an alcoholic and it made his music worse
>constantly hear that Manson is super smart
>you gotta read his writings
>it will really make you think
>finally look into it
>basic b***h society is le hypocrite
>the news and politicians is le bad
90 early 2000 was a weird time for how much we mythologized celebrities and their take on society
when you put it that way social media at least gave us the benefit of seeing how moronic these people are
Very true. I think TPTB overplayed their hands by letting their pet celebs have a voice on a social media. Hurt them alot not they helped. I'm sure they will be more careful with the new crop of celebrities
Too subtle OP. Try again for a Young Pope thread.
Does this guy actually make good industrial music or is it all normie tier
he actually lost a ton of weight recently
Got that skin stretched back too looks like
yeah hard to tell because the image quality sucks but it looks like a facelift scar under his ear. i heard rumors that one reason he struggled with his weight was due to a medication he started taking, so it's interesting with the lawsuits and everything he's taking his image so seriously again, he could have gotten lipo at any time in his career.
Remember boys, stay in shape.
the beatiful peepol the beatiful peepol NAAAAAAHHHAAA
the lawsuit against his ex is also pretty funny, she's spent the last several years alluding to him abusing her and bragging about all this evidence she has and is now desperately trying to prevent the case against her from going to trial so she doesn't have to admit she was lying about everything. i think one of the lawsuits has a tentative May 2024 trial date but that's if it goes that far.
does he never look in the mirror while he's putting on his devil lipstick and eyeshadow and be like
>maybe im too much of a fat boomer to keep doing this?
he doesn't look in the mirror, he has a makeup gun.
>WE'RE ALL LARDS NOW
>IN THE BLOAT SHOW
>DIETS
>THEY SAY
>TO MAKE US FEEL SO HOLLOW
I'm probably just faceblind and moronic but it looks like he's morphing into Nicolas Cage
I can see it.
it's a pretty common comparison yeah, although now i think he looks less like Cage and more like he used to before he ballooned up
>THE BEAUTIFUL PIZZA
>THE BEAUTIFUL PIZZA
>YOUR OWN...PERSONAL...PIZZA
>I would eat them because thats what no one else did
>i wouldn't say anything to them
>id drug and sodomize them
Who would win in a pie eating contest between Marilyn Manson and Steven Seagal?
looks like some one in their 50s