>Mariner is the same age as Wesley Crusher
>This is a woman in her late 40s, acting like she's 16
>All of her friends in their early 20s
>Her mother, who's in her 60s at most, had her when she was at most 15
???
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she's the color of shit
she's 4 years younger than wesley, but your point mostly still stands.
Because she's black
sauce?
Is this show good for someone who doesn't care about Star Trek? I like the artstyle.
99% of it is referential obscure Star Trek humor, so no.
You'll miss out on A LOT of the humour, references, etc. But at the same time, the show is pretty "inoffensive", so I guess it's still possible to enjoy it, in some fashion.
>I like the artstyle
I'm legitimately upset at myself that I recognize the character model this was based on.
Post it.
It's Sarah from The Last of Us opening segment.
>rick and morty art style
yeah it's shit.
I can tell you're extremely gay.
>I like the artstyle.
Probably some spinstress writer mad at being reminded that people younger and prettier than them exist
>a woman in her late 40s, acting like she's 16
Sometimes I hate working in an office.
She will have aged a lot slower than the people on various planets because she spent more time in space, on spaceships flying with relativistic speeds. She's probably around 32 when Wesley is 48.
>spent more time in space, on spaceships flying with relativistic speeds
this is a little girl cartoon
Beverly was a teenager when Picard was already captain of the Stargazer, this is par for the course
18+13 = 31
That's alright. Wesley is 50 and grooms a teenage girl to be the next "Traveller", just like he was groomed and molested by the previous Traveller.
It's how people like Wesley reporduce because with his levels of onions, he isn't getting laid. And no, Wesley never sealed the deal with Ashley Judd.
It's 2023 how is Wesley still a conversation piece, Roddenberry is dead, are they seriously still putting Wesley in stories? Who would do such a thing?
He's in the last episode of Picard and the emperor of the Terran Empire in ST:Online.
Picard should have let the Edo execute him way back in S1 and been done with it.
Because Hwil Hweaton shills super hard for the new shit so they throw him a bone once in a while.
I hate Wil Wheaton so much. I've said it before, but I hope I'm in the seat right next to him on a 13 hour flight from LAX to Korea or something. I will change the tone on my phone when I receive or send a text to "Shut Up Wesley" and get into a text-a-thon with my brother just so he has to hear "Shut Up Wesley" hour after hour until the plane has trouble and augers into the ocean but I'll still text the whole way down just do the very last sound he hears as we crash and die is "Shut Up Wesley".
He is the will ferrel of star trek and will shill anything for a paycheck .
He shills for this show specifically. There's specials
She's so cute bros
just dont think about it.
If she was at the academy 13 years prior to 2380( the year Lower Decks is set, not 2401 which is where Picard season 3 takes place) she'd have been around 18 so shes currently in her early 30's.
she also lives in a world where you bot only live to 150 but you've got 60 year old Vulcans running around like recently graduated college students.
>the academy 13 years prior to 2380( the year Lower Decks is set, not 2401 which is where Picard season 3
this is a little kids cartoon for gay little girls
>This is a woman in her late 40s, acting like she's 16
yes, anon?
women stop developing mentally around that point
Women are literally children you can frick without going to jail